"How do you know she snores when she sleeps?"
"Her ex-boyfriend told you?"
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.
"No, didn't we go to see a movie together before?"
Lin Yun asked, puzzled.
"You actually dare to ask girls out?"
"Teacher Zeng, you've really made something of yourself!"
"I am so relieved!"
Zeng Xiaoxian rolled his eyes and said.
"Screw you!"
"But it was indeed her who asked me out that time."
"Then, less than thirty minutes into the movie, she fell asleep on my shoulder."
"And then, she started snoring..."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It's just snoring, it's not a big deal."
Nobody's perfect!
"Besides, what kind of decent person would want you!"
Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.
"What was your last sentence?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"It's okay, what I mean is, snoring isn't a big problem."
"Look at Yu Mo's memory and Mei Jia's math skills, aren't they even more terrifying than snoring!"
Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.
"no the same!"
"Her snoring is very different!"
"I've only ever heard that kind of sound in nature!"
"Moreover, she single-handedly suppressed the sound of the film."
"You would never imagine how embarrassed I felt when I was alone, facing all those stares!"
Lin Yun imagined it for a moment, then sighed and said.
"If that's the case, then you've really had a tough time!"
Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.
"Yeah, really! Is it really that hard to find a perfect girlfriend?!"
"Are there just too few good women these days?!" (cied)
Lin Yun rolled his eyes.
"Please, you want to find a good girl, don't the rest of the men want one too?"
"There are too many wolves and not enough meat, so it's perfectly normal for a wolf like you to run away without a partner!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said with a unique and imaginative mind.
"So, according to your logic, if I don't date, I'm doing a good deed?"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Teacher Zeng, you're overthinking it."
"You really don't have any core competitiveness!"
"There are many people in this world, and many outstanding people!"
"If you can't make yourself better, then you just have to accept your fate!"
Just then, Zhang Wei walked over smugly from the side.
After approaching the two men, Zhang Wei did not sit down, but instead stuck his feet out on the spot.
Lin Yun and Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at Zhang Wei at the same time, and then continued their previous conversation.
Seeing that the two of them were completely ignoring him, Zhang Wei coughed twice more.
Finally, he sat down on the sofa and crossed his legs...
Zeng Xiaoxian said in an annoyed tone.
"I saw your new shoes!"
Zhang Wei then withdrew his foot, satisfied.
"What do you think? Aren't these shoes pretty good?"
"Jian Ningxin bought it for me, and it cost a lot of money!"
"Teacher Zeng, do you think these shoes are pretty?!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said through gritted teeth.
"It's just a pair of shoes! Why do you have to show them off everywhere?"
"It's like nobody's got shoes!"
Zhang Wei said in a very serious tone.
"Teacher Zeng, you just don't understand!"
"These are not just ordinary shoes; they are a testament to the love between Jian Ning and me!"
"This is Jian Ning's approval of my boyfriend!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
“I’ve heard of diamonds being used as witnesses, and houses being used as witnesses.”
"Using shoes as witnesses, this is truly the first time a young woman has ever gotten married!"
Zeng Xiaoxian mocked.
"Lin Yun, you don't understand the world of a loser!"
Zhang Wei retorted defiantly.
"Teacher Zeng, my shoes, pants, and necklace were all bought by my girlfriend!"
Do you have it?!
Zeng Xiaoxian said, his eyes wide.
"You! I don't care..."
Zhang Wei said smugly.
"Teacher Zeng, you may say no, but your body is already telling the truth!"
"Admit it, you're just jealous of me!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to himself and said.
"I am a famous TV host!"
"I envy you? You must be kidding me!"
"If I wanted to find a girlfriend, I could find you in a heartbeat, believe it or not?!"
Lin Yun and Zhang Wei spoke at the same time.
"Do not believe!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed to the bar and said.
"Did you see that beautiful woman drowning her sorrows alone?!"
"If I go there now, I can make her my girlfriend in no time!"
Zhang Wei said with disdain.
"I think you'd be more likely to get yelled at back at any moment!"
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"I also think this is the normal way the story should develop!"
Zeng Xiaoxian said defiantly.
"Things are different now! I'm not a radio host anymore, I'm a television host!"
"Watch this, I'll show you what I'm made of today!"
After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian actually strode towards the beautiful woman on the bar.
Lin Yun and Zhang Wei turned around and gazed into the distance.
Zeng Xiaoxian approached the beautiful woman with his wine glass and began to speak.
"Beautiful lady, are you alone?"
The beautiful woman turned her head and glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, then completely ignored him.
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly introduced himself.
"I am the host of 'Who Can Become a Millionaire', and I am a good man, I am Zeng Xiaoxian!"
The beautiful woman turned her head and said.
"Zeng Xiaoxian? Never heard of him..."
"Let me tell you the truth, if your legs were just ten centimeters longer, I might be a little interested in you."
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