Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Zhang Wei reassured him.

"Teacher Zeng, don't be too sad."

"Although you are no longer a high-profile, glamorous TV host in front of the camera."

"But you can still go back to your little studio, late at night, and solve all sorts of idiotic problems for a group of brainless listeners!"

Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian drank even more heavily.

Lin Yun spoke up.

"Teacher Zeng, drink less alcohol."

"This stuff, if you drink too much of it, can kill you."

Zeng Xiaoxian waved his hand and said.

"Being dead is better than being miserable!"

"Why is it that every time an opportunity comes my way, it always slips away in an instant?!"

Lin Yun asked.

"Teacher Zeng, do you want to hear the truth?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.

"Listen! Of course I want to hear it!"

"Say whatever you want!"

"I'm listening intently!"

Lin Yun turned to Lu Ziqiao and said.

"Ziqiao, come here!"

Lu Ziqiao looked at the Remy Martin XO in his hand and sighed in frustration.

Then he began to tell the story of the train with a melodious and rhythmic tone...

Finally, Lü Ziqiao shouted loudly.

"Who cares! Just go up there!"

"The train is moving forward, why are you thinking so much?!"

"Teacher Zeng, you need to understand that where we go is not important; what matters is the scenery outside the window!"

Lin Yun turned his head and asked.

"Teacher Zeng, do you understand?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.

"Understood!"

"You need to be quick when you get on the train from now on!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"Go to hell!"

"What Ziqiao means is that you shouldn't be so indecisive when you're doing things!"

Zeng Xiaoxian turned his head and asked.

Am I indecisive?!

Lin Yun pointed at Zeng Xiaoxian's face and said.

"Your face screams 'indecisiveness'!"

Seeing that Zeng Xiaoxian remained silent, Lu Zhanbo spoke up from the side.

“Last winter, Teacher Zeng, you felt it was cold walking back and forth.”

I'm thinking of buying a pair of thermal leggings!

"I don't know how many days we spent choosing, but by the time your thermal underwear arrived, we were already wearing short sleeves!"

Zhang Wei added.

"And that time, the two of us went to a fast food restaurant together!"

"When ordering food, you suddenly start to struggle with whether to choose Set Meal A or Set Meal B."

"Meal A includes fries, and Meal B includes popcorn chicken!"

Finally, when you've finally made up your mind to order Set Meal A, it's already sold out!

"And the popcorn chicken in the B set meal is also gone!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"I won't give any examples, because there are just too many things to say about you."

"Teacher Zeng, your Virgo-like obsession with art and literature is really quite severe!"

"Haven't you noticed that every time you have to make a choice, your thinking starts to go astray, and then you start to slack off and do nothing!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"Yes, is there?"

Lin Yun asked directly.

"You have two scallion pancakes in front of you now!"

"One serving had only bacon, and the other had only honey-glazed onions!"

"Which one would you like to choose? Answer now!!"

Zeng Xiaoxian stammered for a while before tentatively asking.

"Can I choose to have them all?!"

Lin Yun slapped his thigh and said.

"Indeed, only Zeng Xiaoxian who drinks can be considered half a man!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly.

"But sometimes, a wrong choice can..."

Lu Zhanbo raised his hand to interrupt.

"Teacher Zeng!"

"I used to be just like you!"

"You always look before and after doing anything!"

"Hesitant and indecisive!"

"But look at me now, haven't I completely transformed!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked, his tongue slurred.

"Zhanbo, how did you do that?"

Lu Zhanbo said in a serious tone.

"That's because I've come to understand a principle!"

"That is……"

"As long as my brother-in-law is around, the apartment won't turn upside down!"

"My brother-in-law is my protector!!"

Zhang Wei said, his lips twitching.

"Zhanbo, you really have a clear understanding of life!"

Lu Zhanbo said in a serious tone.

"The tide comes in on the Qiantang River, and only today do I realize who I am."

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"What you're saying isn't enlightenment, it's a line from the script of nirvana!"

"Teacher Zeng, have you thought this through?"

Zeng Xiaoxian nodded and said.

"I've figured it out!"

After saying that, Zeng Xiaoxian took another big gulp of vodka.

"I am a crab! I will roam freely and domineeringly!!"

Chapter 557 Ladies First (Please Subscribe!)

After taking the drunk Zeng Xiaoxian back to his apartment.

The boys sat back down on the bar sofa.

Zhang Wei said, panting heavily.

Where were we?

Lu Zhanbo stroked his chin and said.

"I remember it was something like a party..."

Lu Ziqiao said, on the verge of tears.

"What's the point of having a pair of soldiers?!"

"I bought this wine for over four thousand yuan, and now I only have one thousand yuan left!"

"Zhang Wei, go get a few wine glasses, let's share them."

Upon hearing that there was such a good deal to be had, Zhang Wei immediately got up and happily went to get a wine glass.