"As the saying goes, it's better to die for a fellow Daoist than for this one!"
"You can just die in peace!"
Zeng Xiaoxian pointed at Lu Ziqiao and said.
"You, all of you!!"
Just then, Guan Gu Shenqi walked over with a glass of wine.
"Don't worry, Teacher Zeng, the doctor said you just have a muscle strain."
"After resting for at most ten days to two weeks, you'll be able to walk normally again."
Zeng Xiaoxian said, his eyes wide.
"Ten days to half a month?"
"How am I supposed to walk these next two days?!"
"I can't even take a step now!"
"Neither of you are getting away. You're going to take responsibility for me today, no matter what!!"
"Don't push me, or I'll puncture your tires later!"
Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.
"I'll take responsibility, of course I'll take responsibility!"
"I just stood up and moved around a bit!"
"I've thought it all out. Xiao Hei's family has a seven-times-used wheelchair!"
"It's said that it was originally bought by Grandpa Zhang downstairs for his old dog to sit on."
"After the old dog died of old age, it was never used and was left at Xiao Hei's house."
"This time, you can sit in this wheelchair!"
Lu Zhanbo hurriedly said.
"That's right! These past few days, Ziqiao has been pushing you around!"
Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.
"Don't even try!"
"You can't escape either!"
Chapter 599 The Enchanted Wheelchair (Please Subscribe!)
Zeng Xiaoxian said in an annoyed tone.
"Can't you guys show me a little respect?!"
"Couldn't we just get a new wheelchair?"
"Even if it's secondhand, as long as it wasn't used by a dog, it's fine!"
Lin Yun teased from the side.
"Teacher Zeng, I remember that old dog didn't look much lighter than you!"
"And the fact that it hasn't broken after so long proves that this wheelchair is of guaranteed quality!"
Zeng Xiaoxian hurriedly protested.
"That doesn't mean I have to use something a dog has used!"
Lu Zhanbo spoke up from the side.
"Oh dear, respect for the dead is paramount!"
"Besides, that person... isn't right!"
"Dog family, you're considered a senior, you should show some respect!"
Zeng Xiaoxian raised his hand and said.
"I protest!"
Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said.
"Teacher Zeng, if you absolutely must disagree..."
"Well, there's nothing we can do about that."
"You'll have to fend for yourself for the next few days!"
"We believe in you, you can do it!!"
Upon hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian immediately backed down.
"Forget it, the dog sat there, so be it!"
"I won't stoop to the level of a dog!"
Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.
"Hey! That's more like it!"
Guan Gu Shenqi whispered to Lin Yun and Hu Yifei.
"Hey, why do I feel like Teacher Zeng was insulting someone when she just said that?"
Lin Yun turned his head and said.
"Look, Guan Gu can tell."
"Your brother and Ziqiao are still over there grinning from ear to ear!"
Just then, Hu Yifei's phone suddenly rang.
Lin Yun asked curiously.
"Is something happening at school again?"
Hu Yifei shook her head and said.
"It was Mika who called."
"Something must have happened."
After the call was connected, Hu Yifei asked curiously.
"Meijia, is there something you need from me?"
What?! The dog ate chocolate?!
"So what?"
Lu Ziqiao reminded him from the side.
"Chocolate is highly poisonous to dogs."
"Generally speaking, if you eat a certain amount of food and don't have your stomach pumped, you'll soon be in mortal danger~々."
Hu Yifei said to Chen Meijia.
"Meijia, quickly give the dog a stomach lavage!"
Just then, Lin Yun interrupted.
"Wait a minute, give me your phone!"
Although Hu Yifei was puzzled, she still handed the phone to Lin Yun.
Lin Yun took the phone and asked directly.
"Meijia, what brand of chocolate did the dog eat?"
Chen Meijia said hurriedly.
"It's the kind that costs five yuan for a big bag in the supermarket."
"It contains chocolate sauce and small crispy balls."
"It's like the Planet Cup, but a little smaller."
Lin Yun said with a smile.
"Okay, I understand."
"The kind that costs one cent each when you buy them individually!"
"Then there's no need to pump the dog's stomach; it'll be fine!"
Chen Meijia said excitedly.
"real or fake?"
Lin Yun immediately began his detailed analysis.
"Meijia, think about it, do you think they'll put chocolate in a snack that costs only one cent?"
"Are you stupid!"
Chen Meijia suddenly realized.
"You're right!"
"Xinling, put the dish soap water down. There's no need to wash the dog's stomach."
Lin Yun asked with a smile.
"Is there anything else?"
Chen Meijia said happily.
"there is none left!"
"Darling, on behalf of the Pekingese, thank you!"
"I'll cook you something delicious tonight as a treat!"
"Trojan horse!"
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