Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

"It's like when a girl is shopping, a few people suddenly appear and say that she is a wife who has run away from home, or that she is mentally ill, and they try to force her into their car."

"Don't argue with them, just snatch the phone from the passerby and destroy everything in sight."

"That way, passersby won't let you leave so easily!"

"Lin Yun, this must be what you meant by leaving the opponent's home turf, right?"

Hu Yifei turned her head and said in surprise.

"Sure, Mika!"

"Your mind suddenly became very sharp today!"

Chen Meijia said proudly.

"Apart from being bad at math, I'm smarter than anyone else in every other way!"

"Especially financial management!"

"So, from now on you can also call me 'Logical Insight'!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"Stop using puns, okay..."

Where were we?

"Alright, let's start a new topic!"

"Ziqiao, how are things going with your ex-girlfriend?"

Lu Ziqiao said smugly.

"How about it?"

"Can't you see I'm not missing an arm or a leg?"

"She thinks that practicing Muay Thai for a while will make her able to defeat me?"

"In less than three minutes, she was completely bewildered by my words."

"Half an hour later, she took the initiative to ask me to rekindle our relationship!"

Lu Zhanbo spoke up.

"Hey, Ziqiao's clever approach is also a manifestation of the theory we just discussed, isn't it?"

Lu Ziqiao paused for a moment before speaking.

"Hey! If that's the case, then I guess I'm a pioneer of this era?"

In fact, what Lu Ziqiao said is quite right. In the early 2000s, Lu Ziqiao's lifestyle, way of getting along with people, and his outlook on life and values ​​were already very avant-garde!

Don't be fooled, Lin Yun seems to be stronger than Lu Ziqiao right now.

Lin Yun's flirting skills and experience in flirting were summarized by his predecessors.

Lin Yun has more than ten years more advanced experience than Lü Ziqiao!

If Lu Ziqiao really did arrive in 2023, he might be even stronger than Lin Yun!

So Lin Yun told the truth.

"Ziqiao, actually, from a certain perspective, you're really quite amazing!"

Tang Youyou sighed and said.

"It's just that it wasn't powerful enough in the right way!"

Lu Ziqiao said happily.

"A person is lucky if they can have a few shining moments in their life!"

"If someone is good at everything, then they're a saint!"

Lu Zhanbo turned his head and said.

"Brother-in-law, aren't you good at everything?"

Lin Yun said very honestly.

"I can't have children..."

Chapter 702 The Poor and Shy Female College Student (Please Subscribe!)

Weekend, in a female dormitory at a university.

Lin Miaomiao lay on the bed, muttering to herself.

"I'm starving, I'm starving..."

Cha Cha turned her head and said speechlessly.

"Are you going to make a scene or not...?"

"It's only the beginning of the month, hasn't your family been sending you living expenses yet?"

Lin Miaomiao said helplessly.

“My mom said that last month she gave me living expenses until May 15th.”

"So she rejected my request for living expenses."

"However, my dad still secretly gave me some living expenses."

Cha Cha turned her head and said.

"Then why don't you just use the allowance your dad gives you to buy food?"

Lin Miaomiao said awkwardly.

"But I've already spent all that money."

"It's really not my fault. It's just that the food at that newly opened restaurant was really amazing."

“I ate there three times in a row, and now my living expenses have shrunk to the point that I can only afford one meal a day.”

"P.S., it can only be white rice."

Cha Cha said, her eyes wide.

"You've become this poor?"

"Never mind, even though I just bought shoes and lipstick this month."

"But I still have the means to treat you to a meal!"

"Here you go, this is the braised noodles I just ordered. I added three times the amount of peanut sauce. Try it."

Lin Miaomiao turned her head away with a look of disgust and said.

"I won't eat it!"

"If you eat what you concoct, you will see things you shouldn't see!"

"For example, last time, the dorm leader saw someone with a sickle waving at her!"

Cha Cha said with a smile.

"That's communism calling to her!"

"Since you're not going to eat, then I won't be polite!"

Lin Miaomiao sighed helplessly as she watched her roommate devouring the indescribable braised noodles.

A moment later, Lin Miaomiao suddenly spoke in a melancholy tone.

"Cha Cha, do you know?"

"I heard there's a kind of canned herring that's fermented and even cats can't stand the smell."

"But I think the smellier something is, the more delicious it might be!"

Lin Miaomiao turned over and continued speaking.

"Cha Cha, do you know?"

"It is said that the Inuit people eat the food inside the animal's stomach raw after hunting reindeer."

"Eating something that's been digested until it's soft and mushy must be both warm and delicious!"

Seeing that Cha Cha still didn't speak, Lin Miaomiao continued her explanation.

"Cha Cha, do you know?"

"I heard that when an owl catches a baby mouse, it raises it in its nest first."

"Wait until the mouse gets fat before you eat it!"

The next second, Lin Miaomiao finally broke down and said.

"There are so many delicious things in the world, how come I..."

Cha Cha bit off the noodles in her mouth and swallowed them all at once.

Then he raised his head and spoke.

"Lin Miaomiao, there's no way I'd be so kind as to invite you downstairs for a fancy meal."

"If it were before, I might have invited you!"

"But now that you're dating a rich and handsome guy, don't complain about being poor in front of me, okay?"

"If you really don't have money, you can ask him for it!"

Lin Miaomiao said awkwardly.

"Well... we've only been dating for a short time."

"How could I possibly ask someone for money..."

"Haha, as soon as I mention my boyfriend, I instantly stop feeling hungry."

"Is this what they mean by 'beauty is food for the eyes'? Hahaha..."

However, the next moment, the sound of Lin Miaomiao's stomach, which was acting up, pulled her back to the topic she had so painstakingly changed.