Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Chapter 711 Tips for Turning Enemies into Friends (Please Subscribe!)

Half an hour later...

Qin Yumo took the initiative to speak.

"Curry Sauce, how about we go to the beauty salon?"

“Perfect timing, you have a lot of experience in tanning.”

"I'd like to inquire about tanning packages that leave no residue."

Curry Sauce hurriedly said with a smile.

"Okay! Sure!"

"Let's go then!!"

After watching the two women leave hand in hand...

Zhang Wei said in a hoarse voice as he drank his wine.

Do you know how I spent the last half hour?

"I'm about to tell you all the stupid things I've ever done in my life."

Guan Gu Shenqi pointed to his hair and said.

"Are you as dedicated as I am?"

"Ever since Yu Mo posted the video she recorded to our apartment group chat."

"My phone has been ringing with notifications non-stop."

"I don't even dare to turn on my phone now, because I can already imagine what it will be like."

"What kind of stuff are those people posting! They're all incredibly malicious!!"

Zhang Wei took out his phone and said.

"Since you don't want to read it, I'll read it for you."

"Teacher Zeng said, as the saying goes, 'Great people don't have heavy hair,' and it seems that Guan Gu is already the heaviest in our apartment...!"

Guan Gu Shenqi said with a dark face.

"Zhang Wei, if you read this again, I'll take you down with me!"

Lin Yun smiled and reassured him.

"You two, don't get so worked up!"

"093, especially Guan Gu, is always ready to die together with someone."

Do you think you're a potato mine?

Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.

"Don't even try!"

"Isn't this all to help you?"

"If we weren't here, you'd be dead for sure this time!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"I'm not definitely going to die, at most I'll just be in a bit of trouble."

Zhang Wei said, pursing his lips.

"Yes, yes, yes!"

"Now that both of them are gone, you're back to being a Monday morning quarterback!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

Why don't you believe in my abilities?

"To give a simple example, you and Guan Gu were just arguing, why are you suddenly fighting side by side now?"

Guan Gu Shenqi immediately replied.

"That's because we have a common enemy!"

"That's right, it's you!!"

Lin Yun shrugged and said.

"That's right!"

That's just how it is!

"The best way to turn two people from enemies into friends is to create a common enemy."

"Think about it carefully, those melodramas, those mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas."

"Isn't the reason why the relationship between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law has improved all because a third bad person has appeared?"

Zhang Wei suddenly realized.

"You're right!!"

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"So, the people assisting me this time aren't you, but Ziqiao."

Do you know what he'll say?

Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head and said.

"I do not know……"

Lin Yun explained with a smile.

"It's very simple. Ziqiao will talk about the dangers of cosmetics and the harm that beauty treatments can do to people."

"How low is the cost-effectiveness of luxury goods? Diamonds themselves have no value. Women's money is so easy to make, etc..."

Guan Gu suddenly realized.

"I see!!"

"It's about pretending to be a really bad guy!"

“As long as Ziqiao says these things, Curry Sauce and Yumo will definitely refute him.”

"Through this back and forth, the two of them grew closer!"

Lin Yun snapped his fingers and said.

"Bingo!"

"However, there is still one thing to add when using this technique."

"The conflict between these two cannot be too great!"

Lin Yun took a sip of wine and explained earnestly.

"Let's say Yu Mo is the legal wife and Curry Sauce is the mistress. I'm cheating on my husband and Yu Mo catches me in the act."

"These two are about to have a real-life Kombat match..."

"As a result, Guan Gu, like a complete idiot, strolled over and said that these two people had no taste in their clothes..."

Zhang Wei looked at Guan Gu Shenqi and couldn't help but complain.

"Although it's just a few simple sentences, I can already imagine what's going to happen next."

"Guan Gu, at best you'll get a severe scolding, at worst your hair will definitely be..."

"Sorry, I forgot, you don't have any hair right now!"

　"(ciee)" Guan Gu Shenqi shouted irritably.

"How did the topic turn to my hairstyle again?!"

"Is my hairstyle really that attractive?!"

Just as he finished speaking, bartender Ah Yan happened to pass by.

"Attractive? That's incredibly attractive!"

"I was at the bar just now, and I saw something catching my eye over here."

"Guan Gu, your new hairstyle is really great!"

"It's truly a sight to behold!"

Guan Gu Shenqi stood up with a dark expression and said.

"I've made up my mind. I'm going back to my apartment to live in seclusion."

"I'll go out when my hair grows long."

Zhang Wei waved his hand and said.

"Useless Guan Gu, I believe in everyone in the apartment, and we're all ready to welcome you back!"

"Especially Teacher Zeng, she might even have prepared the script!"

Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.

"Looks like I'll have to move to the villa for a few days!"

Zhang Wei hurriedly said.

"Guan Gu! Do you think this villa is your own home?"

"What if someone steals something if you move in alone?"

"I have to go and keep an eye on you!"

Guan Gu Shenqi said with a look of disgust.

"You're kidding me, I'm not the kind of person who takes advantage of others!"

"You'd better not bother with this!"