Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"That's great!"

"Generally speaking, these two words are not considered prohibited words in your context, are they?"

"Your confidence has returned, hasn't it?"

Lu Ziqiao shook his head and said.

"My regained confidence has nothing to do with this incident."

"The main reason is that I went to the hospital for a check-up yesterday afternoon."

"The doctor said there's nothing wrong with my health in any other way, except..."

Lin Yun pressed for an answer.

"Besides what?!"

Lu Ziqiao put down the controller and said.

"Damn, we lost again!" "097"

"Besides my kidneys, the doctor said I have kidney stones."

"But it's not very big yet..."

"You can drink more water or more beer every day, and then jump on the ground."

"It will slowly come out like this..."

Lin Yun suddenly realized.

"I was wondering why you bought so much beer today."

"So it turns out it's just a diuretic!"

"I'm so frustrated," Lu Ziqiao said.

"It's no wonder I bought so much; who knew I'd have kidney stones in my kidneys?"

"I bet everyone feels uncomfortable like I do!"

At this point, Lü Ziqiao suddenly turned his head and said.

"By the way, Lin Yun, there's something else I wanted to talk to you about today."

"Can you lend me Bruce for two days?"

Lin Yun asked, puzzled.

What are you going to do?

"I remember you didn't like pets, did you?"

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"I plan to use Bruce's help to attend the pet convention!"

Lin Yun turned his head and said.

A pet meetup?

"Is it the one that was recently held in the nearby park?"

Lu Ziqiao nodded and said.

"When I came back from the hospital yesterday, I found a lot of young and beautiful women gathered there with their pets."

"It looks like they're holding a dog matchmaking event."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

"After all, dogs at home don't have many friends these days, so their owners have to take them out to socialize."

"And during this season, there must be quite a few owners who want to cuddle their puppies."

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.

I don't care what their purpose is.

"I'm planning to use Bruce as my ticket to the game. They'll show off their pets, and I'll go find my prey!"

Lin Yun rolled his eyes.

"Ziqiao, if you think that way, you're being too naive!"

"Let me tell you, many of these strange exchange meetings seem like they're the prey, but they're actually the hunters."

At this moment, Zeng Xiaoxian suddenly darted out from the side.

"Lin Yun is right!"

"Many people use pets as bait to lure a rich person into becoming their lover!"

Lu Ziqiao waved his hand and said.

"Whatever!"

"That kind of woman can probably fool kids."

"If it were me, I wouldn't fall for it at all."

Zeng Xiaoxian said indignantly from the side.

Even if you don't fall for their tricks, wouldn't it be a waste of your time to be kept on tenterhooks?

The next moment, Lu Ziqiao and Lin Yun both looked at Zeng Xiaoxian.

The two said in unison.

Why was he hanged?

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"I always adhere to the 'three-three principle'!"

Zeng Xiaoxian asked in confusion.

"The 'three-three principle'?"

"What the hell is that?"

Lu Ziqiao began to explain.

"First, if a woman doesn't reply to your messages after three messages, block her and move on to the next one!"

"Secondly, if someone doesn't show up after three dates, move on to the next one!"

"Third, if you haven't hit a home run after three weeks of dating, move on to the next one."

Lin Yun said with a smile.

“I’m a bit more radical than him.”

"I am the one-one principle."

"He doesn't reply to messages for more than a minute, he won't go on a date, and there's been no progress in our relationship after a week."

"However, this is my requirement for picking up girls, it's different from getting a girlfriend."

"When I choose a girlfriend, it's always a matter of individual preference!"

Zeng Xiaoxian said in surprise.

"That's why I say you two are sitting together!"

"You two are really something!!"

Lu Ziqiao shrugged and said.

Is there a problem?

"How fast-paced is life these days?"

"Where would I find the energy and time to invest in a relationship with an unknown future?"

Lin Yun added.

"I'm the kind of person who, no matter what I do..."

"The initiative must be in my hands!"

Even if someone asks me out, it has to be up to me whether I'll go or not!

Lu Ziqiao turned his head and said.

"I don't think it matters who has the initiative."

"The main thing is that the results must meet my requirements..."

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"The result is not important, the process is!"

Lu Ziqiao said in a serious tone.

"I didn't say the process isn't important, but when we approach beautiful women, isn't that precisely for..."

Lin Yun waved his hand and said.

"Hey, just because you're like this doesn't mean I am!"

"You're only after the other person's body, but I want both the person and the heart!"

Lu Ziqiao said defiantly.

"Hey, if you put it that way..."

Looking at the two people in front of him who kept arguing, Zeng Xiaoxian sighed and then got up and left.

Otherwise, what would he be doing here?

The living room was large, but there was no room for him...

Ten minutes later, Lu Ziqiao, whose mouth was parched, gulped down a bottle of beer.

"You've been talking for so long, isn't your mouth dry?"