Living in an apartment: Only children make choices.

The next moment, Lü Ziqiao got up and walked outside.

Seeing this, Lin Yun quickly grabbed Lü Ziqiao.

Where are you going?

Lu Ziqiao spoke up.

"This is clearly another one that has fallen through."

"I'll have Joey send up a few more cases of beer."

Guan Gu Shenqi turned his head and asked.

"Zhang Wei, you and Jian Ning broke up too?"

Zhang Wei shook his head and said.

"no!"

"But this is even scarier than breaking up!"

"She made me write a self-criticism!"

Lu Ziqiao said dismissively.

"It's just a self-criticism!"

"I've been writing something all the time since I was a child!"

Guan Gu Shenqi spoke up.

"I know that!"

"A couple of days ago, Ziqiao's ex-girlfriend came to 3601 and 3602 and made a scene."

"After Ziqiao came back, before Yifei and the others could even get angry, he immediately knelt down and started reading his self-criticism!"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"If you don't know how to write it, I'll help you!"

"Of course, I will use some pictographs to represent the characters that I don't know how to write."

Zhang Wei turned his head and said.

"Okay, 300,000 words, due in half a month."

Lu Ziqiao said nonchalantly.

"Only thirty..."

"Three hundred thousand!"

"Did you flirt with Chang'e, or did you break a glass lamp?"

Zhang Wei spoke first.

"Originally, there was still some room for things to be eased."

"But when Jian Ning asked me for a gift, I hesitated for almost 0.73 seconds!"

"So, Jian Ning is really angry this time..."

Lu Ziqiao grinned as he spoke.

"A 300,000-word self-criticism? What is it supposed to be about?"

"Start by examining the failure of your ancestor Zhang Jiao's uprising?"

Zhang Wei said dejectedly.

That's why I'm worried!

At this moment, Lu Zhanbo pushed open the door and came out of the study.

"Water, please give me some water."

"I'm dying of thirst."

Zhang Wei picked up the mineral water bottle on the table and tossed it behind him...

"Zhanbo, catch!"

The next second, the bottle hit Lu Zhanbo squarely on the forehead, knocking him down instantly.

Seeing this, the group rushed forward and lifted Lu Zhanbo onto the sofa.

Zhang Wei said guiltily.

"Quickly check if there's any gas left!"

"I threw it pretty slowly, how come he didn't catch it!"

Lin Yun spoke up.

"What are you looking at!"

"Zhang Wei, quickly give him CPR!!"

The next second, Lu Zhanbo suddenly opened his eyes and said.

"It's alright, it's alright now!"

I'm still so sleepy!

"How come that beer was so strong yesterday!"

"I'm still not sober!"

Lin Yun began to complain...

"You tried to cheat by drinking less, but you ended up mistaking whiskey for iced tea."

"Although I don't know where they look alike."

"But you and Teacher Zeng seemed to be having a great time drinking."

Lu Zhanbo paused for a moment before speaking.

"is it?"

"My mouth was so numb from drinking so much yesterday, and I was wondering why this iced tea wasn't sweet enough!"

"Teacher Zeng told me it was ginger black tea, which is why it felt warm inside."

Zhang Wei sighed and said.

"If I hadn't drunk so much yesterday..."

"Then I wouldn't have to write a self-criticism now!"

Lu Zhanbo asked, puzzled.

"Self-criticism? Self-criticism of what?"

Lu Ziqiao said with a smile.

"Zhang Wei's self-criticism regarding his relationship."

"Jian Ning punished him!"

Lu Zhanbo said righteously.

"It's just a self-criticism!"

"Why are you sighing like that?"

"At worst, I'll write it for you!"

Zhang Wei turned his head and said.

"Three hundred thousand words!"

Lu Zhanbo said, bewildered.

"Three hundred thousand words?"

"You blew up Jian Ning's ancestral graves and danced with her ancestors?"

Zhang Wei sighed and said.

"Don't even mention it."

"I'd better go and get ready..."

The next moment, Lu Zhanbo spoke.

"Okay, it's just 300,000 words!"

"Will it be enough for me to give it to you tomorrow?"

Zhang Wei said, his eyes wide.

Three hundred thousand words!

"That's 300,000 words! You can finish it in a day?" 4.4

"Are you a teacher from Japan?"

Lu Zhanbo rolled his eyes.

"What era are we living in?"

"A self-criticism, do I really have to write it myself?"

"I'll write some code tonight."

"Then let it search online for available content in various reviews."

"Write the first few hundred words and the last few hundred words yourself, and then just let the computer take a ready-made one and piece it together for the rest of the text."

Zhang Wei said with concern.

"Will it work?"

"Won't this give us away?"

Lu Zhanbo spoke up.