With his right hand on the car steering wheel, Hideaki gently patted Funakawa Yoshiko's smooth thigh with his left hand; her leg seemed to glow in the dark.
"Ultraman? You're just making fun of it, you're not serious, right!"
Funakawa Yoshiko's sudden rant reminded Hideaki of Riko's earlier prayer about "light," a question Hideaki would remember for the rest of his life.
At this point, guiding Funakawa Yoshiko to dream of becoming a martial arts master was simply a perfect combination of timing, location, and people.
While guns do indeed embody the principle of equality for all, they are not something that just anyone can handle.
Looking at it this way, having some basic martial arts skills is somewhat useful. The "professional judo skills" I got from Ayako seem passable in one-on-one fights, but definitely not in a group brawl.
"Stop touching me!" Funakawa Yoshiko couldn't help but yell. "Don't stop me from trying to figure out a solution! You fake-reserved man, you liar, you have such clumsy hands... What should I do..."
Because Hideaki was still driving, she didn't retaliate. Instead, she grabbed the knee of the leg that Hideaki was touching, pulled it towards her body, and then grabbed the hem of her kimono to cover the leg.
Then she stepped barefoot onto the seat, hugged her knees and rested her chin on them, her hesitant eyes flickering as if she were thinking.
She clearly didn't know anything about traditional martial arts. And rightly so, there weren't any traditional masters who had made it onto the international stage at that time... Oh, there was one who was very good at fighting.
Although he passed away 18 years ago, he is still a legend in Japan and is known as the "Saint of Martial Arts". Various anime paying tribute to him have emerged one after another.
"Do you think if Bruce Lee were still alive, he could easily have brought out Katsuya Yagami?"
Since Xiuming couldn't touch her legs, he placed his hands on her bare feet and rubbed her toes, which were round and soft, just like the paw pads of a small animal.
After all, if you have to drive for three and a half hours overnight and just hold the steering wheel without doing anything, you're likely to get sleepy.
Funakawa Yoshiko looked at her with a "Are you serious?" look and said, "If I were as good as Bruce Lee, I would break your hand first. Stop touching my feet, it's annoying."
Xiuming knew, of course, that this was a topic he had forced upon the other party in order to get a "Jeet Kune Do" consultation.
After all, the opponent had guns. Even if Bruce Lee had actually come, he could only become Chen Zhen, a tragic freeze-frame at the end of "Fist of Fury".
Actually, there's no need to focus on Yagami Katsu. As long as we take down Fukai Jiro, all the problems will be solved. So, we still need to rely on external cheats to lock on.
Even Jeet Kune Do is slightly inferior to cheat codes.
But Jeet Kune Do can be used to show off in public, while Ayako's judo skills are rudimentary and she's rather bulky due to her large breasts.
Ezaki is different. She has a fit body and knows some martial arts. She was ambushed by her with a scissor kick. If she hadn't been too shameless and unlucky, she would have had her neck pinned down by Ezaki's legs and had to slap the floor and beg for mercy in front of Ezaki's strip of underwear.
"There should be Jeet Kune Do in the flea market, right? You can learn it. I admire Bruce Lee the most. If you learn his kung fu, I'll do anything you ask."
"Hmph, who cares about you..."
The third piece of information presented by Funakawa Yoshiko changed from worrying about being assassinated by Fukai Jiro to [that Funakawa Yoshiko will be visiting the flea market sometime between noon and 12 noon].
It seems her most pressing desire is to learn Jeet Kune Do.
With her physical condition, all soft flesh, she'll never learn it in her entire life. She should go practice nunchucks and slap herself in the face!
Next, they started asking for the first positive review...
Hideaki said, "Do you know that it was because you called Katsuya Yagami that Daisuke and the others found him?"
“I never expected it to turn out like this,” Funakawa Yoshiko said with a guilty look on her face. “If you hadn’t lied to me and been so fickle, I wouldn’t have… never mind, it’s my fault. I’m sorry to him.”
When Funakawa Yoshiko called Yagami Katsumi, it was an impulsive act made in the heat of the moment. She was simply furious and wanted to kidnap Hideaki and lock him in her own dark room.
I don't have that idea for now, because Katsuya Yagami can't help anymore...
Hideaki continued, "Actually, it's fortunate that you made that call. If Daisuke and the others hadn't found him and taken him to the hospital in time, he would have died."
Funakawa Yoshiko froze, then gritted her teeth and said, "Then what did you mean by your last sentence? Were you deliberately trying to embarrass me?"
"You should thank me for being a womanizer, otherwise you wouldn't be angry, and you wouldn't have called Katsuya Yagami. How about giving me a good review?"
Xiuming was speechless at himself as he said this.
It's not like the "good review" rules of food delivery platforms, where you can legitimately ask for them.
Most of the "positive reviews" here are awkward, greasy, illogical, and unreasonable; they're just shameless attempts to get what they want.
Anyone with a normal brain would not only refuse to cooperate, but would also show contempt and disgust.
Xiuming doesn't care about dislike or contempt, but as for a "good review," he probably won't give it...
"Great review! Great review! I'll give you a great review~! You're shameless!" Funakawa Yoshiko trembled with anger. "We're going to save Yagami-kun, can't you be serious for once? I'll feel so guilty if he dies."
[One good achievement achieved]
It was a wonderful surprise.
"Miko-chan, you're so cute, your toes are so cute," Hideaki said, giving her positive feedback first to thank her for her insincere compliment. Then he quickly dispelled her concerns, saying, "Don't worry, Yagami Katsuya won't be in any danger. I'm very familiar with Daisuke, who is in charge of him, and even more familiar with their team leader, Ezaki. My wife even has business dealings with Team Leader Ezaki."
Now, it's not just Daisuke watching over Yagami Katsu, but also Fukai Jiro's henchmen. Those henchmen obey Fukai Jiro's orders and seem to look down on Ezaki Yoko, the "acting team leader."
It's safe to say that the entire "Yamagaigumi" group could not forgive Yagami Katsumi's "sin," after all, he had been proven wrong.
If we get rid of Fukai Jiro, then there shouldn't be anyone in the "Yamagai Group" who looks down on Ezaki Yoko, right?
Ezaki, on the other hand, is determined to clear his name and eliminate the criminal business. He plans to whisper in her ear and label the sinful brothers of the Fukai family as "traitors." Maybe he can even get a small banner and a star entrepreneur certificate.
When Hideaki suddenly brought up the topic of "business dealings," Funakawa Yoshiko jumped, stepped on Hideaki's hand, and then fell into deep thought.
Hideaki had clearly stated before that his wife's supermarket had business dealings with Ezaki... So, what was the reason for the misunderstanding that he was single, and why the wife he kept mentioning was being referred to as someone else?
In every aspect: from the moment he signed the marriage contract without a second thought, to his restless eyes constantly glancing at me, to his strange remarks, and then, the fact that he wasn't wearing a wedding ring, which led to misunderstandings... he was clearly trying to seduce me on purpose.
What a liar... He wasn't exactly loyal to Riko either!
He's also quite familiar with Team Leader Ezaki?
I heard that Yoko Ezaki is still unmarried and doesn't even have a boyfriend... Could it be...?
Probably not.
He's a team leader with so many subordinates, how could he possibly look down on this shameless guy?
Someone as womanizing as him, if he offends Yoko Ezaki, he'll definitely be stuffed into a bag and sunk to the bottom of the sea.
After all, she had been a member of the "Dongzhou Society" before, and the "Yamaga Group" she had come into contact with and heard about were all vicious members like Fukai Ichiro.
According to rumors circulating in the underworld, Eizaki Sekikawa, the former ruthless leader of the "Yamagai-gumi," was assassinated by a government-appointed killer.
Of course, anyone with a brain wouldn't believe this is true, but it does prove that the government seems to be powerless against this organization.
Afterwards, Ezaki temporarily took over as president. Although Yamagaigu was no longer so arrogant on the surface and seemed to have given up some business, who knows what was going on behind the scenes?
Many members of the underworld heard rumors that Yoko Ezaki was a terrifying and evil queen, after all, she was a ruthless organization leader, even if she was the acting leader.
"How close are you to Team Leader Ezaki? Have you told her that you have a wife?"
Having a good relationship with a terrifying and evil queen would be quite nice.
"There's no need to tell her anymore," Xiuming said, clearly quite magnanimous.
There's really no need to repeat it to her again, since Yoko Ezaki herself has already investigated various information and data about Hideaki.
Aside from not knowing his background and the issue of time travel, everything else was found out, even his identity as a fake husband was discovered.
Of course, it doesn't matter to Hideaki now. His status has been confirmed, and as long as his first wife, Riko, continues to approve, it doesn't matter who comes.
Even if Ezaki produces evidence, as long as Riko testifies, she is framing him.
Moreover, they already have capital of their own.
Without partnering with Riko's vast supermarket network, Ezaki's current business would struggle to support her staff in this environment of economic bubble collapse.
After all, there are only about ten days left before a nationwide crackdown on organized crime is about to begin.
Unless she disbands the organization, there's nothing to worry about.
Of course, this is the worst-case scenario.
The reality is that Ezaki is planning to have Hideaki become her son-in-law.
"You didn't tell her? You womanizer, you wouldn't happen to have feelings for her, would you?!" Funakawa Yoshiko's wide eyes were filled with shock.
The second piece of information she presented, expressing concern for Katsuya Yagami's safety, turned into concern about Hideaki's life or death.
This information is good; it can be completed quickly. I'd like to ask for a positive review.
"Isn't it normal to have feelings?" Xiuming opened his eyes wide, put on a matter-of-fact look, and continued, "She's so beautiful, has such a great figure, and such a perky butt. How could I, with my flirtatious nature, possibly resist her?"
"I must have been blind, how could I..." Funakawa Yoshiko's face turned pale with fright, and she muttered to herself for a while. Then she grabbed Hideaki's hand and said, "It's fine if you cooperate with her, after all, she's so capable, but please don't have any ideas about her, okay? She's so scary..."
Then, Funakawa Yoshiko poured out everything she knew and heard, like beans spilling from a bamboo tube.
Hideaki was somewhat surprised, only to find out today that the "Yamagai-gumi" before Ezaki temporarily took over as group leader was so ruthless.
No wonder that "uncle" lying in the hospital is in the hospital.
If that's the case, then the "Shanhe Group" will definitely be listed in the government's anti-gang documents.
Could it be that the game will start on June 1st?
However, as Ezaki previously stated, she had already cut it almost completely.
Perhaps those who broke away were secretly operating under the banner of the "Yamaga-gumi," and of course, there were minor troubles like that of Jiro Fukai.
However, it's not a big problem when it comes to intelligence.
There's no reason for them to cut ties with Ezaki.
After all, she's so open-minded, and she even sent over several girlfriends, so she doesn't mind Riko and Ayako at all.
And then there's her foreign trade company, her fleet, her personal organizational and management skills, her business acumen... from top to bottom, inside and out, she's got all the advantages.
"But she has feelings for me and even wants me to be her live-in son-in-law. She told her younger brother that I am her man and she doesn't mind that I am a womanizer. She even sent me a lot of female employees to choose from. What can I do?"
"Uh... well, that's good..." Funakawa Yoshiko seemed a little confused. "But, how could someone as amazing as her possibly accept this..."
The information she presented still raised concerns.
A cold laugh suddenly came from the back seat: "Coward!"
Listening to their conversation, Midori Umezu broke free from her despair.
The main reason was that the issue of the yakuza that Funakawa Yoshiko mentioned opened her mind; those yakuza were all ruthless outlaws who killed without blinking an eye.
That evil Yoko Ezaki, as a female yakuza boss, must have killed a lot of people, right?
Perhaps I could also become a lawless outlaw without anyone noticing, as long as I do it discreetly enough, there's no need to die together with that kind of perverted scum.
Funakawa Yoshiko stiffened her neck and turned around, saying, "I look down on you."
“Hehe~” Umezu Midori chuckled coldly, ignoring Funakawa Yoshiko, took out her mobile phone and said to Hideaki, “Hideaki-kun, since you’re so familiar with Ezaki-gumi-sama, you must have her contact information, right? Can you tell me? I want to be friends with her.”
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