I turned reality into a romantic comedy.

In the world of romantic comedies, when the male and female protagonists go to a hotel for various reasons, they usually only get a curt "Sorry, there's only one room left" from the front desk, and then are forcibly crammed into the same room.

Generally, at this point, one of them would take the initiative to suggest something like, "I'll sleep on the floor, you sleep on the bed." This line is also a classic "flag" in this film, because once night falls, whether it's because the air conditioning is too cold or too hot, a nightmare, or simply sleepwalking, the two of them will inevitably end up sharing a bed and sleeping together one last time.

Conditions for achieving this: Stay in the same hotel room with any female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy for various reasons.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

10. [Forced Romantic Connection]

In the universe of romantic comedies, being accidentally bound together is a forced intimate contact event bestowed by the gods! Whether it's handcuffs, magic ropes, cursed props, or some kind of high-tech malfunction, when you are forced to act together at extremely close range, and have to stay together even during activities including but not limited to eating, sleeping, going to the bathroom, and taking a shower, the level of shame and the level of attraction will simultaneously skyrocket.

From the physical friction during struggles, to the tacit cooperation after reluctant compromise, and then to the updated understanding of why this person is unexpectedly reliable/lovable, this forced bond often accelerates the development of the relationship more than voluntary dating!

Conditions for achieving this: Be forcibly connected to any female protagonist with romantic comedy aptitude by something and forced to act together for at least eight hours.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

11. [Please allow me to address you as Master]

Perhaps it's because you lost a bet, maybe you participated in a project like a maid café at a cultural festival, or maybe you were caught red-handed, or maybe it was just a sudden, impulsive moment of acting cute. But whatever the reason, when the heroines utter this title, you've already taken another solid step forward on the path of becoming the male protagonist of a romantic comedy.

Whether it's the embarrassment that brings tears to her eyes but she still insists on finishing, the deliberate use of a lazy, provocative tone, or the fact that she's genuinely in a master-servant or pet-raising relationship with someone, causing her to unconsciously blurt it out in front of others and then create a sensation, these are all events that make romantic comedies so enjoyable to watch.

Condition for achievement: Be called "Master" by any female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

12. [Aquariums are always romantic spots]

The greatness of the aquarium lies in the fact that all blushes here will turn into a dreamy deep blue. Whenever the ethereal blue light shines through the aquarium and casts flowing ripples on your face, a creature more mysterious than the fish will begin to swim in your chest.

My heart always races the moment a manta ray swims overhead in the underwater tunnel, the instant my fingertips accidentally touch the water in the pool, and the moment I recite the life habits of emperor penguins in front of the penguin pool.

Condition for achievement: Go to the aquarium with any of the heroines who are suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

13. [The Sand Artist]

Summer beaches are always a great place to unleash your imagination. Sand, a material that can be easily shaped, is the best helper in romantic drama events, if you want.

Whether it's burying someone entirely in the sand, creatively building a fish tail around their legs to let them cosplay as a mermaid, using their sand-covered belly as a canvas to draw and write while they're immobilized, or building a sandcastle together, there's nothing you can't do at the beach in summer.

Conditions for achievement: Play in the sand or build sandcastles with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy on the beach.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

14. [A Novice Makeup Artist's First Experience]

When your clumsy fingertips first touch her eyelashes, when the foundation in your palm becomes more difficult to solve than a math problem, when the many shades of lipstick turn into a puzzle more complex than a physics formula in your eyes, then congratulations, you have officially entered the battlefield of love called makeup.

Whether it's getting poked in the cheek by her sudden blink while applying eyeliner, or frantically applying loose powder to cover up a mistake and causing a mini sandstorm, or squeezing out a huge amount of BB cream into the palm of the hand without knowing the amount, novice makeup artists always make countless mistakes.

But you will always improve, become more skilled, and one day you will be able to personally transform that girl who is willing to dress up for someone who appreciates her into the most beautiful leading lady.

The temperature recorded by your fingertips is the limited edition color that you will cherish forever.

Condition for achievement: Personally do the makeup for any heroine who is suited for romantic comedies.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

15. [Three-Legged Race]

When your ankles are tied together with the same rope, and when the chant of "one, two, one, two" becomes the shared rhythm of your heartbeats, this comical yet intimate battle of advancing and retreating together begins.

Whether it's the warmth of knees touching shoulders, the amazing chemistry or complete absurdity displayed in front of the entire school, or the instinctive act of protecting each other when accidentally falling, these will all become close-up shots in this romantic comedy.

The sweetest bond is never the rope, but the strong lingering impulse in your heart after you've been freed—the desire to continue walking in step with you through the rest of your life.

Condition for completion: Complete a three-legged race with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu.

16. [Soundness Check]

In fact, in traditional romantic comedies, when the female protagonists first enter the male protagonist's room, the first thing they do is, while saying something like, "Well, a boy's room should definitely have that, right?", they begin a mysterious search while he goes down to pour tea.

But whether one genuinely wants to investigate the sexual fetishes of their crush, or secretly hopes to find a type that corresponds to their own, is another matter entirely.

Condition for achievement: Have any of the heroines with romantic comedy abilities check the room for any hidden strange books and items.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

17. [Please let me put on your socks!]

When your fingertips gently lift your ankle, when your fingertips lightly touch your calf, when pure white cotton socks slowly wrap around your toes like cherry blossoms, this seemingly simple action marks that you have crossed the boundary of ordinary social distance and turned it into an intimate ritual that belongs only to the two of you.

The best service is never about technique, but about making the recipient pretend to resist even on the tenth time, while sitting there and starting to curl up their tiny fingers one by one.

Condition for completion: Personally put on socks for any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy once.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

18. [Karaoke choruses are always beautiful]

When the neon lights in the private room cast an ambiguous pink hue on each other's faces, and the intro to the duet begins—your voices intertwine, and the affection expressed in the lyrics becomes unclear whether it's sung to the original singer or to the person beside you.

The most moving choral performances are never about technique, but about the moment the music ends, when the box suddenly falls silent and the person turns their head to look at you in sync with you.

Condition for achievement: Complete a duet with any female lead who is suited for romantic comedy in a karaoke room.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

19. [Isn't it common sense to show your stomach when apologizing?]

Just as a puppy will lie on its back and show its soft belly to its owner to express affection and fondness, the female protagonists in romantic comedies sometimes use similar methods to show their attitude.

Whether it's the barely visible hem of her bra, the fleeting glimpse of her pubic bone, or the fully exposed navel, the hidden scenery revealed in that instant always feels like the foreplay of some final chapter, making one's heart race.

Condition for achievement: Any female protagonist with a knack for romantic comedy must voluntarily pull her shirt open halfway until her entire navel is visible.

Other achievements related to this one include: "Isn't it common sense to show your XX when apologizing?"

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

20. The First Embrace of a Vampire

When she suddenly leans in and leaves a light or heavy tooth mark on your wrist, shoulder, neck, or earlobe, the slight pain and tingling sensation is like a silent declaration of possession.

What often makes your heart stop is not the pain itself from the sudden attack, but the subtle expressions and actions of her subconsciously brushing her tongue across the teeth marks after she releases her grip, trying to blow a breath to relieve your pain.

Condition for achievement: Having teeth marks left on any part of your body by any heroine with romantic comedy potential.

This was first achieved by Shen Nianqiu.

21. [You can watch the fireworks from anywhere.]

As one of the most common scenes in romantic comedies, fireworks festivals are always the final chapter of summer. When the first firework blooms in the night sky, when the cuffs of yukatas accidentally touch in the crowd, this summer festival becomes a secret stage just for the two of you. From the competition of catching goldfish to the sweetness of candied apples, and then to the profile illuminated by fireworks, all the moments will become fuel for your heartbeats, accelerating and roaring to the top in your chest.

The most dazzling sight is never the fireworks in the night sky, but the faint smell of gunpowder lingering in your hair as she leans wearily on your shoulder on the way home.

Condition for achievement: Attend a fireworks festival together with any female protagonist who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

22. [The distance between the marshmallow and your finger]

Cotton candy is an indispensable part of any fireworks display. As pink sugar strands entwine in the night sky, and she smiles as she hands you a cotton candy saying, "Try it," the fluffy sweetness melts on your tongue, and your heart is enveloped in sweetness as well.

Whether it's wiping the sugar threads off each other's lips and cheeks, taking the opportunity to indirectly kiss, or using its large size as a cover to secretly kiss under the cover of others' view, these are all classic scenes in romantic comedies that you'll never tire of watching.

Conditions for achieving this: Buy cotton candy at a fireworks festival with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy and achieve one of the above scenarios.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

23. [The Mysterious Game of Fate]

As you bite into the Pocky stick from both ends at the same time, the distance between you gradually shrinks with each bite, and your heartbeats can be clearly heard in the quiet room—this sweet game of courage is more blush-inducing than any confession.

From ten centimeters to one centimeter, every kiss made my heart race. I dared not look directly at her, yet I couldn't help but steal glances. When it came to the last centimeter, should I back down or kiss her lips together?

The sweetest part is never the chocolate coating, but when the Pocky stick was down to its last centimeter, you two both chose to keep going without hesitation.

Condition for completion: Play a Pocky game with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Zhu Wenyun.

24. [Temperature difference between the palms]

When your fingertips sink into her stiff shoulders, when her palms gently caress your tense back, when the warmth of her palms penetrates your clothes and strikes your heart—this intimate contact, ostensibly for relieving fatigue, transcends the boundaries of ordinary friendship.

The most skillful massage is never about how exquisite the technique is, but rather the sudden disappearance of the temperature difference when your palm leaves her skin, which makes her subconsciously grab your wrist and say, "It's not over yet."

Condition for completion: Complete a massage session with any heroine who is suited for romantic comedy.

This was first achieved by Lin Mu, Xu Youwei, and Zhu Wenyun.

25. [A Deception in the Graduation Album]

The moment the shutter clicked, her fingertips slipped silently into your palm. This seemingly formal graduation photo now holds a little secret known only to you and her. In the neatly arranged rows, the warmth of their intertwined fingers becomes a more authentic testament to their youth than any yearbook or yearbook.

The most precious thing is often not the photo itself, but the reunion ten years later, when other classmates are lamenting how things have changed, and you can still replicate that little gesture under the table, your ear tips still as red as transparent, only your fingertips will no longer tremble to that extent.

Condition for achievement: Secretly hold hands with any female lead who is suited for romantic comedies during the graduation photo.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

26. [The Secret Message Between the Lips]

When the whole class is taking the exam with their heads down, when the homeroom teacher turns around to write on the blackboard, when your eyes accidentally meet in the crowd, she will suddenly turn her face to the side, lower her eyelashes, and gently open and close her lips, silently expressing her feelings and confession.

What you have to do is to decipher the secret message hidden between the lips and mouth shapes in this noisy silence, a message known only to the two of you.

The moment a lip-reading confession is correctly interpreted, the whole world pauses for a second, and the instantaneous stop of the heartbeat is the divine seal of approval.

Condition for achievement: Having your feelings expressed by any heroine with romantic comedy potential through lip reading.

This was first achieved by Hsu Yu-Wei.

27. May the Holy Light protect you.

If there's anything better about the real world than the world of romantic comedies, it's probably that when beautiful girls are exposed, there's no holy light falling from the sky or any anti-physics phenomenon that would make Newton stand up straight from his coffin. If you see it, you see it!

When a sudden gust of wind lifted her skirt, when she bent over her waist her neckline opened slightly, when the swimsuit straps suddenly slipped down, that moment of unexpected exposure, like the wings of a passing angel inadvertently revealed, became an eternal image in the boy's heart.

And when the relationship between the two of you takes it a step further, you choose to openly tell her, "Rather than unexpected benefits, I would rather openly see the scenery that belongs only to me."

Condition for achievement: After seeing any female protagonist with romantic comedy potential accidentally reveal her underwear due to a wardrobe malfunction, she will shamelessly and voluntarily show it off again.