I turned reality into a romantic comedy.

"Perhaps falling in love with you was a mistake, but the one who loves me is Sha Qianmo."

"I said I want you by my side, I want you to stay with me until we grow old together."

"I'd rather betray the world than let you suffer even once!"

Well, all I can say is that Chen Junqian really felt he needed to apologize to the many superstars who started conquering the music and literature worlds after their rebirth. He was really sorry that the first time he copied a song was this kind of corny shouting rap. But the fact is that the internet has really been into this kind of thing in the last two years. Otherwise, Zhong Yu wouldn't have been so indifferent to the middle school entrance exam that just ended. The money he earned in the last six months was enough to get him into Ningzhong High School. Who says that Class 17 doesn't count as a Ningzhong student?

"It feels both outdated and trendy. Has Qianqian heard of it before?"

They hadn't even heard of it; the lyrics and music were all his own work.

"Hmm, Mumu is interested in this?"

"Well, I just think that singing live in front of so many people, if that counts as singing, actually takes a lot of courage and boldness."

"Hey, you know Zhong Yu, he's a total show-off. Compared to letting him study in school, it's better to let him do this job and play to his strengths."

Play to your strengths and avoid your weaknesses.

I heard that word again.

Sure enough, she thought Qianqian was a good person from the beginning because his beliefs were exactly the same as her parents'. It was probably because of this personality that he was able to help girls like Weiwei, who were considered 'full of problems' by others, to become normal and then become excellent.

Before I knew it, I had walked to the shelf of three fierce brands. On the packaging bags full of various nuts and snacks, the only constant was the brand logo and mascot.

As one of Guoning's specialties, the hickory nut is actually the same as its close relative, the walnut, which requires opening the shell to eat the kernel inside. However, because it is smaller in size, the shell is also much more fragile. It does not require special nutcrackers or hitting it on the table. It can be cracked open with your teeth.

However, because of its small size, there are not many kernels inside, and most of them are stuck in the shell. Unlike a large walnut, which can be easily opened to get a large, whole kernel, the kernels inside are more fragmented and tiny.

However, Lin Mu never had such worries. What she was reaching for was a bag of pecan kernels that had been processed by machine and had all their shells removed.

In fact, all the hickory nuts she had ever seen since she was a child looked like this. So when she went with her parents to watch the hickory nut harvesting process for the first time, she suddenly realized that these things actually had shells.

Chen Junqian remembered that when he first heard Lin Mu talk about this, his first thought was that this was the real 'young lady' persona. It was so good that he could almost feel a walnut kernel under the quilt even through thirty layers of thick blankets.

Although it is still quite slow, the princess in the castle will gradually grow up and will gradually want to come out for some fresh air. After all, there is no wizard's curse restricting her, nor is there a wicked stepmother who wants to harm her. The reason she did not come out before was simply because the world she saw after birth was already vast enough to raise her into the best girl.

In Zhu Wenyun's novels, childhood sweethearts are always associated with the words "habit" and "taken for granted." But in reality, many times the inability to maintain a habit is not due to oneself, but because of sudden changes in the people and things around us.

That's why there aren't many things in this world that are taken for granted.

Just like the word 'forever' that always appears in vows of eternal love, it is equally difficult to achieve.

It is June 17, 2015. In just over two months, the iPhone 6S will be launched in China for the first time, setting a record. As his business continues to grow, Lin Youfeng once again had the idea of ​​getting a new phone.

Over the past few years, he has given some of his discarded second-hand mobile phones to the children of relatives and friends, but most of them are still kept in his bedside table at home. However, after five or six years, a drawer has indeed been filled with them. When he opened it, there were seven or eight mobile phones clattering together inside.

Let's find an opportunity to have someone else collect them next time.

he thought so.

"My summer vacation starts later, since it's the last summer before senior year. The school will definitely arrange make-up classes. I'll try to negotiate with the teachers. A good student's reputation and credibility are like a long-accumulated annual leave, which you have to use all at once at this time."

Unlike Chen Junqian, who has just passed the middle school entrance exam, Shen Nianqiu, who is in Lin'an, is about to face the biggest challenge of her student life: the college entrance exam. For her older sister, who just celebrated her seventeenth birthday at the beginning of this month, the college entrance exam and the countdown to adulthood are actually aligned. So much so that every day when she goes to class and sees the sign showing how many days are left until the college entrance exam, she actually feels like she wants to smile.

"Yes, the location is Sanya. We'll probably fly from Nanjing. Sister, come to Nanjing and meet us there."

"Hmm, in July, I guess."

"It's tentatively scheduled for mid-July, and we'll probably be there for about a week?"

"I should be free then. How about a single?"

"I've already contacted people, a professional team in the industry. Their conditions are definitely much better than Guoning's small recording studio, and they're more reliable than me, a half-baked sound supervisor. The main thing is that this time it's not a small-scale radio broadcast; the goal is to sweep all the major music charts!"

"You seem more confident than I am."

"Because I believe my sister can succeed."

"Phew... Okay, but it still feels a bit unreal. When I was in elementary school, I was watching the three legendary artists on the QQ Music charts every day, going up and down. Now someone is asking me to release my own original songs and compete with them."

"If you want to, I think you can become a big star."

"But unfortunately, my wish is just a very shallow one. I just want to become an online singer who can make a little money, and then ten years later I will get comments like 'the song is popular but the singer is not,' or 'I have always heard the song, but I really don't know the singer.'"

"I think this is fine too. After all, if my sister really becomes a big star, I will still feel very distressed."

Although romantic comedies often feature female leads who are idols, actresses, or celebrities, Chen Junqian would definitely say "Spare me" in real life, since he has never had a good impression of the entertainment industry in any country, let alone want to step into it.

"By the way, how did your younger brother do on his high school entrance exam? I think it's already over, right?"

"I think I'll just play to my normal level."

"That means being number one in the city. At that moment, I felt that if I were really in Guoning, the pressure would probably be immense. Having a younger brother who has always been number one in his grade and number one in the city, I just imagine being pointed at and gossiped about."

Even though Shen Nianqiu was an absolute top student in every aspect, she still felt that her younger brother's talent in learning was too high. Moreover, it wasn't just in academics; he had high talent in all aspects. She had never heard of him being able to write lyrics and compose music before this year.

"My sister is just like Mu Mu. She mentioned you to me not long ago, and now you're subtly criticizing her to me. The two of you are really quite interesting."

"Huh? What did Mumu say about me?"

"I'm a little worried that you might have some financial difficulties on this trip."

"Well, that's why I'm saying these things to my brother now. Girls who are too sensitive sometimes care a lot about what others think."

"Yes, I know, so this high school entrance exam might be a good opportunity."

"What do you mean by that?"

"Because I think Mu Mu has a chance to get into the special admission class."

"Special Admission Class?"

"Yes, she should be in the top 100 in the city. No, I should say that as long as her final score is in the top 150 in the city, she will definitely be able to get into the special admission class. Because she scored several points lower than others in the physical test. The special admission class only looks at academic scores, and if her score meets the standard, her parents will definitely be able to help Mu Mu with the follow-up issues."

"So, does that mean you two will still be classmates in high school?"

"Actually, in theory, there is a subject selection in the second year of high school."

"Does your younger brother think he can't choose humanities with her? Actually, it seems like most of the girls around you are humanities students."

"Because there are more girls who are more inclined towards humanities subjects, and humanities classes are basically all girls."

"Then it will be a headache for Mu Mu. But with Wen Yun around, it should be alright. I don't even want to think about what Wen Yun will be like in two years. I feel like just standing next to you would scare away a bunch of girls who want to chat you up."

"Why do you talk about it like some kind of guardian deity?"

"Actually, 'feeling ashamed' would be a better word. Besides, Wen Yun is a well-known romance novelist, and she will become more and more famous in the future. More importantly, she has been waiting to be in the same class as you, my brother, for several years."

As Zhu Wenyun's best friend, Shen Nianqiu undoubtedly understood most of her thoughts. Therefore, when she heard Chen Junqian say that Lin Mu might also be admitted to the special admission class, she subconsciously felt a little sorry for her friend. However, when she thought about Zhu Wenyun's peculiar preferences in relationships, she suddenly had a subtle idea that this might satisfy her more.

"Well, I know."

"Then I won't say any more. See you next month."

After ending the call with Shen Nianqiu, Chen Junqian buried himself back into the soft blankets on the bed, burying his face in them.

Facing the upcoming chapter, which would probably be called a 'summer camp' in a romantic comedy, his thoughts were actually quite simple, you could even say they consisted of only one word:

play.

He also wanted to simply not think about anything and have a good time.

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Chapter 105: You've gone to the beach, so you should be prepared for this (Part 2)

The air conditioner in the room was set to 26 degrees Celsius, which is supposedly the lowest carbon footprint, most environmentally friendly, and most energy-efficient range. However, it was clearly not cooling the room to its fullest extent. At least Chen Junqian, who was sitting in front of the computer, felt that his body temperature was subtly turning red, and the clicking of the mechanical keyboard and mouse became more rapid.

"Hey, are you just looting mushrooms in your own jungle? The enemy mid laner is out of Flash and low on health, my ping is practically dead, what are you doing?!"

Staring at the screen with a bit of annoyance, watching the enemy jungler and support dive and kill the hero he was controlling, even though he managed to trade one kill with some skillful maneuvers, he still felt quite speechless.

It can only be said that among the girls around him, Xu Youwei is the only one who would play games with him. Even though Chen Junqian has been teaming up with Xu Youwei for two years, he still feels his blood pressure rising sometimes. Although it's not to the point where she says she can jungle and then actually only knows how to jungle, and then dives into the jungle and plays for twenty minutes with zero kills and zero assists, sometimes Chen Junqian really wishes that his ex-girlfriend could switch to a "girly" mode, which would be much more effective than her ganking teammates.

"Qinqin, why are you yelling? Is it my fault that my Lee Sin's Q skill missed? And can you please be considerate of me, a player who's just getting back into the game? I haven't touched this game for almost half a year, okay? And they even changed the map this year. It's already good enough that I can jungle normally."

As it turns out, even the protagonists of romantic comedies show their truest selves in the face of PVP games. Although Xu Youwei said that, her body still honestly came over to help again. She almost saved the opponent from low health with another "Buddha's Mercy Kick". Fortunately, Chen Junqian had left an extra displacement, so he was able to secure the kill.

Twenty minutes later, as the green word "Victory" popped up on the computer screen, Chen Junqian, quite exhausted, threw down the mouse and slumped back, his gaming chair sliding half a meter away as he sprawled out on the chair. Xu Youwei slid down to his side as well, and then heard some strange comments from him, such as, "Promise me you won't write about genius female teammates in LOL esports novels anymore," "Games should be played with a smile," and "Or maybe we should just turn XXX into a female character."

"What are you muttering about? You still won in the end, didn't you?"

Today, Xu Youwei was wearing a loose white printed T-shirt and denim shorts. Her jet-black hair was casually tied into a bun, with a few strands of hair sticking to her smooth forehead with sweat. Paired with the headphones that she had taken off and was wearing around her neck, she had a very e-sports girl vibe.

But when Chen Junqian thought about the other party's skills, he felt that it would be better for him to be the protagonist of a romantic comedy rather than the male lead in something like "Reborn Back to S5, I Will Lead the All-Chinese Team to Win the Championship!"

"If the enemy support hadn't stolen your Baron with a Q in the middle, it would have been over much earlier."

"Tch, we're like family. So what if I messed with you a couple of times? Why don't you go play with Zhong Yu? He's even worse than you. Wait, he's been streaming every day lately, so he doesn't seem to have time for you."

Xu Youwei rolled her eyes at this, and then, with her small, unsavory hand, grabbed the half-full glass of iced cola from Chen Junqian's desk and gulped down two mouthfuls.

"The ice has all melted, it tastes awful."

"That's my cup."

"So, does Qinqin still care about indirect kissing? How about we get a direct one now?"

Xu Youwei waved her hand dismissively, but her gaze unconsciously shifted to the ceiling, and her legs, which had been swaying, suddenly stopped.

The room fell silent for a moment, with only the sounds of the air conditioner and the hum of the computer fan. The annoying, sticky chirping of cicadas seemed to sneak in through the cracks in the wall again.

It's already the twelfth day after the middle school entrance exam. In this summer vacation, with no homework, no tutoring classes, and a completely blank schedule where students can do whatever they want, it should be the most joyous time, whether they're on a winning streak or a losing streak in the game. But for all the graduating junior high students, this is also an awkward period with the sword of Damocles hanging over their heads—because the scores haven't been released yet.

"Ugh, so annoying, why won't the scores be released until tomorrow?"

Xu Youwei's voice suddenly lowered, completely losing the fierce energy she had shown earlier when she was shifting blame in Summoner's Rift.

Clearly, unlike Lin Mu, who hasn't mentioned her scores or grades at all since the exam, Xu Youwei still cares a lot about the final result. She knows she has no hope of getting into the top class or the special admission class, but she at least has to crawl into a regular class at Ningzhong High School.

Chen Junqian turned to look at Xu Youwei. The girl's profile appeared somewhat soft in the dim light filtering through the curtains. Her eyes, which usually sparkled with cunning, were now veiled with a faint sense of anxiety and worry.

"Isn't it a bit late to start worrying now? The results have already come out, and worrying here won't change anything. When I tutored you last month, you should have focused more on memorizing your notes and thought less about things like direct or indirect kissing. Maybe you could have gotten two more points on the test."

"I've been super focused, okay? I'm not like Mu Mu, no, I can't say that. What if the other person finds out they like Qin Qin and then becomes even more clingy? Besides, I felt pretty good after my last English exam, but these past two days, the more I check the answers, the more uneasy I feel. Should I choose C or D for the second to last question in the cloze test? The arguments on the forum are driving me crazy. Hurry, Qin Qin, give me an answer!"

"Um, can I say I've completely forgotten the questions? After all, I never check the answers after an exam."

"Because you're a freakish genius!"

Xu Youwei glared at him angrily.

Chen Junqian chuckled softly, stood up, and walked out of the room towards the refrigerator in the kitchen.