Why don't you check it out on the forum?
Jiang Liu thought to himself, "After the fourth server of Immortal Cultivation Era opens, the in-game player forum will also be open to the fourth server. Its professionalism and level of discussion far exceed the rumors on the Internet. You can get almost all the information about Immortal Cultivation Era."
Why do I experience frequent, urgent, and incomplete urination after obtaining a top-grade water spirit root?
No, no, that's too embarrassing. Posting requires real names, so it's better to just find other posts.
Jiang Liu suppressed the idea of posting to seek answers. Two years have passed since the Immortal Cultivation Era began, and there are quite a few people with top-grade water spiritual roots. Surely someone has had the same experience as him. He can find out by checking.
Just as Jiang Liu was figuring out what to do, a figure suddenly walked into the bathroom and stared intently at him.
What's wrong with you?
The homeroom teacher stood beside Jiang Liu, looking down at the surging river, his face full of astonishment: "You... truly live up to your name!"
Jiang Liu, who was daydreaming, was startled by the sudden appearance of the head teacher: "Teacher, aren't you practicing?"
"I heard a noise and saw you sneaking out. I thought you were going to skip class."
The homeroom teacher casually replied with a look of disbelief, "What's going on? You're practically gushing out like a tap, can't you finish urinating?"
"I do not know either."
Jiang Liu smiled wryly, hesitated for two seconds, and then said truthfully, "I drew a top-grade water spirit root from the permanent pool, and then this happened."
With the discounted version of Cultivation Era at 0.1% off, he originally didn't want to be too high-profile; he just wanted to make a fortune quietly.
However, after arriving at the classroom today and seeing the small pile of spirit stones on the desk, he changed his mind.
The school has such abundant resources!
He wants it!
How can I access school resources?
Realm and aptitude are the simplest ways.
I'm not pretending anymore, I'm coming clean: I have a top-grade water elemental root, and in the future I will have all five top-grade elemental roots!
Come and support me!
"A top-grade water elemental root?!"
The homeroom teacher's voice instantly rose several decibels, and she looked at Jiang Liu with surprise and suspicion in her eyes: "You got this from a card draw? Where did you get the spirit stones to draw cards?"
Keep in mind that a single draw costs 13 spirit stones, while two days of daily check-ins only cost 10 spirit stones!
"My grandfather also gave me his sign-in spirit stone."
Jiang Liu said calmly, "I saved up for a draw, and then got it in one go."
Don't ask, the answer is a one-shot kill.
He has figured out how to hide the 0.1% discount version of the Immortal Cultivation Era.
Oh, it's true, just ask me.
In the game, I'm incredibly unlucky. I'm guaranteed to get the pity system when I draw cards, and the random magical artifacts and skills from the limited-time gift packs are completely unusable.
In real life, I'm incredibly lucky; I get the perfect card in one pull, and limited-time packs always offer the best rewards.
Why do I feel a little sad...?
"One shot, one kill..."
The head teacher was stunned. He really couldn't imagine what it meant to have a 0.1% chance of hitting the target.
Anyway, he was extremely jealous.
Although he was the homeroom teacher, he was also an ordinary cultivator with mixed spiritual roots in three elements. When one of his students produced a top-grade water spiritual root, he was happy but also very envious and jealous.
This is defying fate!
"You're really lucky."
The homeroom teacher said sourly, "That former game-addicted underachiever is about to soar to great heights! When are you going to mentor me? I've been treating you very well."
Could you please stop staring at me?
Jiang Liu said with a dark expression, "I'm so shy I've stopped flowing."
"Wait a minute, don't finish yet."
As the homeroom teacher spoke, he took out his phone, turned around, and walked out of the bathroom.
"Director, my class has produced an exceptional water spirit root, really, in the senior year bathroom."
"Why is he performing in the bathroom?"
Jiang Liu: "......"
Two minutes later.
Jiang Liu released the water within his body with a blank expression.
Beside them, the homeroom teacher and the dean of students watched with expressions of curiosity.
Head of Academic Affairs: "Are all top-grade water elemental roots like this?"
Class teacher: "I don't know either, but it seems quite interesting."
The Dean of Studies: "You hit the target with one shot. You're incredibly lucky, classmate. I'm counting on you."
Jiang Liu remained expressionless, his heart as still as a deep well.
After half an hour.
Jiang Liu was releasing water with a blank expression.
next to.
The homeroom teacher, the dean of studies, and the principal were observing.
These three are over a hundred years old combined. Although they were only curious about the characteristics of a top-grade water spirit root, it still made Jiang Liu feel very uncomfortable.
What could he say?
He had nothing to say.
"Found it, found it."
The middle-aged principal pushed up his glasses and said to Jiang Liu, "This is a top-grade water spirit root transforming your physical body, similar to a cleansing of the marrow and meridians."
"Think about it carefully, doesn't the water gradually become cleaner, from yellow to clear?"
The changes brought about by top-grade spiritual roots are earth-shaking, not only referring to the qualifications for cultivating immortals, but also the qualifications of the physical body.
After Jiang Liu obtained the three mixed spiritual roots, his physical body was also matched with the three mixed spiritual roots.
And now.
After he obtained the top-grade water spirit root, his mixed three-element body was not worthy of the top-grade water spirit root at all; they were not a good match.
and so.
A top-grade water elemental root has made its move, using water elemental energy to condense water source and transform Jiang Liu's physical body, giving him a physical aptitude that matches the top-grade elemental root.
This is not unique to Jiang Liu, but something that everyone who transforms from a mixed spiritual root to a top-grade spiritual root must endure.
"I see."
Jiang Liu understood. He recalled that when he released the water in the morning, it was slightly yellow, but now it had become almost transparent.
So, does that mean the renovation is almost finished?
That's good, that's good. One ton of pee at a time, and if it happens a few more times, the baby's mouth will be all chapped.
"Not bad, not bad. You're Jiang Liu, right?"
The principal looked at Jiang Liu with a smile, his expression kind and approachable: "Jiang, do you have any difficulties that need to be resolved? Just tell me, and the school will do its best to help you!"
As the principal, he stated directly that students with exceptional spiritual roots are the treasures of the school and must be well protected!
"Have."
Jiang Liu nodded, glanced at the three of them, and hesitated before saying, "There are three people who keep watching me go easy on them. Could the principal help me deal with this?"
Chapter 15 Jiang Liu: Showing off to me, huh?
Although the school said it would support Jiang Liu, it did not provide a single spirit stone.
Because Jiang Liu isn't the only one in No. 3 Middle School with top-grade spiritual roots!
If Jiang Liu is given spirit stones, then everyone else must also be given them, which would violate the school's rules.
Want school resources?
See you at the Celestial Examination Class!
Jiang Liu didn't expect the school to offer him a gift just because he made a show of force; that was unrealistic. He just wanted to let the school off the hook quietly.
Hopefully this is the last time we'll cleanse our marrow and bones; it's really going to break us apart...
After Jiang Liu finished relieving himself and returned to the classroom, the noise he made while sitting at his desk startled Li Dongze, who was sitting next to him.
"Jiang Liu, I have a question for you."
Li Dongze nudged Jiang Liu and whispered, "Do you think I'll get banned if I hug and chew on an NPC?"
Jiang Liu gave him a puzzled look, not quite understanding what he meant.
"Oh, I forgot, you're not VIP1!"
Li Dongze suddenly looked enlightened and explained with a grin, "Spending 1000 spirit stones will upgrade you to VIP1 and unlock a feature called 'Immersive Experience.' This feature allows you to immerse yourself in the storyline, making it feel incredibly realistic, like having a lucid dream!"
"I want to use this function to seduce the city lord's daughter... Ah, you didn't know that, did you? She's a female NPC later in the story, and she's incredibly beautiful."
"In the 1-6 storyline, she was wearing a red wedding dress and showed me that her penis was moving. I wanted to bite it in front of the groom, but I was afraid of being banned."
"Do you think this should result in the account being banned?"
Li Dongze voiced his questions with great enthusiasm, revealing, but not limited to, that he had already spent over a thousand spirit stones and completed the 1-6 storyline.
It sounds like a question, but it's actually a boast.
Isn't the point of spending money on games just to show off?
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