Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

Author: Ero-Nyan

Summary:

Crossing Teyvat, Gu Jing's travel log led the girls' lives astray.

[A decent person wouldn't keep a diary!] [But the first thing that came to mind was "The Guide to Interspecies Customs," so I guess I'm definitely not a decent person!]

[A Brief Discussion of the Scenery and Flowers of Mondstadt]

【TOP 1: Jean (Dandelion Knight)】

[Reason for inclusion: An upright and kind female knight, a reliable and gentle mother, the most shapely buttocks in Mondstadt, the soul of the Knights of Favonius!]

[TOP 2: Lisa (Rose Witch)]

[Reasons for inclusion: A genius witch, a mature and beautiful older sister, a wasp waist and full hips, languid as a cat, and timeless elegance.]

【TOP 3: Yola (Wave Knight).】【Reasons for ranking: Tsundere yet straightforward, pure and untainted, dashing and heroic, Mondstadt dance queen, and long, straight, fair legs!】

The leader of the harem blushed: "Traveler, please don't go crazy!" The Rose Witch Lisa said with a playful expression: "Oh dear~ you actually said I'm fat? I should get some electric shocks."

Yura, the Wave Knight: "I'll remember this grudge!"

Chapter One: The Buttocks of Commander Qin, the Soul of the Knights!

Mondstadt Windsor Hills -

A gentle breeze from the sea brought dandelion seeds, and the fragrance of the flowers filled the air, uplifting the spirits. A man with short black hair stood silently on the cliff, staring at the exquisite book in his hands.

According to the Teyvat continent, the man named Gu Jing was a traveler, and his slender figure was accentuated by his black casual attire.

The exquisite book he held in his hand was his cheat code as a transmigrator—the [Teyvat Travel Log].

However, you still need to submit a log entry of no less than 1 words to complete the binding.

As a long-time avid reader of Lu Xun's novels, Gu Jing was no stranger to the kind of cheat code that was the diary, and he didn't dislike it. On the contrary, he felt that as long as there were no plot holes, no harmful content, and no frustrations, he didn't care if the contents were leaked.

The only difficulty is that he hasn't written anything since graduating from elementary school.

Without much hesitation, Gu Jing looked around and found a lush sunset fruit tree. He went to the shade of the tree to think about how to start writing.

After all, the air composition in Teyvat is quite complex, and he began to experience difficulty breathing after standing there for only a short while.

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At the same time, on this leisurely afternoon, the diligent and conscientious Qin troupe leader also enjoyed afternoon tea at the suggestion of her best friend Lisa.

The diary that fell from the void onto the round table caught their attention. It was titled "Gu Jing's Travel Log," and the cover featured a dandelion pattern. It also had the words "[Holder: Qin]" written in Teyvat common script.

"This is..."

Just as the leader of the Qin Guild was wondering, the Rose Witch, who was full of curiosity, had already opened her diary. Her movements were unhurried and elegant, her delicate face remained calm, and her emerald green eyes were very lively.

It's common knowledge that respectable people don't keep diaries!

[But what if there's a reward for writing in the diary?]

Who could refuse?

However, I haven't written a diary since graduating from elementary school.

We don't really know what to record.

[Furthermore, the word count must be no less than 1000 words.]

This is simply making things difficult for me, Fat Tiger!

[After much thought...]

[A sudden inspiration struck me: "The Guide to Interspecies Customs".]

[It's currently located right within Mondstadt!]

[I might as well write a piece titled "A Brief Discussion of the Scenery and Flowers of Mondstadt"!]

Let's talk about the wives in Mondstadt.

[It should be noted that the following content represents only my personal opinion.]

No arguments will be accepted!

The words in the diary kept increasing, as if someone were writing them. Lisa smiled noncommittally.

He chuckled as he answered the question Qin had just posed: "As you can see, this appears to be someone's travel diary. Although we can't determine why this diary has appeared before us yet, it seems like a good way to pass the time."

"I see..."

Upon hearing this, the troupe leader immediately understood. Noticing that Lisa's attention was drawn to the diary, she also became somewhat curious.

The result... the opening ceremony was a complete disaster!

【—A Brief Discussion of Mondstadt's Scenery, Part 1—】

【TOP 1: Jean (Dandelion Knight)】

[Reason for inclusion: An upright and kind female knight, a reliable and gentle mother, the most shapely buttocks in Mondstadt, the soul of the Knights of Favonius!]

There's a joke circulating in Mondstadt's taverns: the eldest son and daughter of the Gungnird family could already utter "Eternal Mondstadt" before they could even say "Mama."

The Gunnhildr family is an ancient knightly family, but a long and rich heritage inevitably comes with heavy burdens.

My wife, Jean, was raised by her mother from a young age to be the heir to the code of chivalry.

[The physical form and etiquette symbolizing chivalry, the history and poetry forging the knight's soul, the swordsmanship and physical prowess arming the knight's spirit… Jean must train in all of these. Only in this way can she fulfill the Gungnird family motto: To forever protect Mondstadt!]

His reliable and kind nature also made the Mondstadt people rely heavily on this acting commander.

[On a grand scale, protecting the entirety of Mondstadt.]

From minor street arguments to finding lost cats and dogs.

If someone needs help and the situation is reasonable, she will definitely lend a hand.

[They say she's the lyre mother of the Mondstadt people.]

【Not an exaggeration at all!】

Of course, Qin, who became the acting leader at such a young age, is essentially still a teenage girl, and her hobby is reading romance novels.

For example, "The Melancholy of Vera."

To be honest, I don't see it as a romance novel at all.

[Is there actually a pathetic generation gap between me and my wife, Qin?]

[I have mixed feelings...]

[Remember this last sentence!]

[The captain's buttocks, the soul of the Knights!]

"Pfft~"

"He seems to know you very well."

"But when did you get married behind my back?"

"I only found out today that someone has been secretly calling you 'wife'."

"The zither".

Lisa, whose funny bone had been tickled, covered her mouth and chuckled. The stunned leader, Jean, also blushed with surprise. She wanted to refute, but felt that what the other party said made sense. But... was she really the most shapely butt in Mondstadt?

She can't bear such a high-profile title!

And being called "wife" by someone... Stranger, please don't go crazy!

The girl's cheeks flushed.jpg

[TOP 2: Lisa (Rose Witch)]

[Reasons for inclusion: A genius witch, a mature and beautiful older sister, a wasp waist and full hips, languid as a cat, and timeless elegance.]

[A refined lady with a vast knowledge of literature, a genius graduate of the Sumeru Academy [a once-in-two-hundred-years talent].]

[Knowing full well that every gift fate bestows comes with a price tag.]

[Bearing honors, yet knowing when to gracefully retire.]

Lisa's wife's life motto seems to be: "If I gain it, I'm lucky; if I lose it, it's fate."

Understanding the concept of boundaries and having a clear self-awareness.

Maintain a clear mind at all times, make choices with moderation, and accurately achieve the expected goals.

Just like her figure, as a woman, her wasp waist, huge breasts, and wide hips are the epitome of fullness!

Every gesture, every smile, exudes the charm of a mature woman!

But whatever you do, don't think about anything risqué!

Otherwise, the electric current flowing through the witch's fingertips would teach her what true wakefulness is!

A tingling, numbing sensation.

[Absolutely unforgettable!]

Lisa: "..."

This time, Lisa was speechless.

The troupe leader didn't make fun of her, but the undisguised smile was enough to show that the acting troupe leader was in a good mood.

After a brief silence, an electric arc flashed across her fair fingertips, and a very playful smile appeared on the witch's lips.

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【TOP 3: Yura (Wave Knight)】