Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

However, those engrossed in the video were unaware that at the very moment the video began playing, Seele, Pera, and Bluebird were also present.

The three of them also obtained copies of Gu Jing's diary, and at this moment, they were also drawn to this video in the live broadcast room.

What happened next was even more unexpected.

Faced with such an awkward situation, Gu Jing smiled politely and solemnly stated that he was referring to himself.

An angry Ningguang would certainly not abuse her power and disregard human life, but as one of the Liyue Seven Stars, dismissing him on the spot was still an option.

However, this result was clearly not what Gu Jing expected, so he decisively put on a show of a small person saving himself!

[Ding, ding, ding—]

[Holding chopsticks, he rhythmically tapped the teacup that had been turned upside down on the floor.]

[His eyes were sincere, yet tinged with an indescribable helplessness.]

[As everyone turned to look at him.]

[He began to sing: "Your Honor, I live by the bridge on Dihua Isle, with a house and fields, and a life of boundless joy."]

"Who knew that Gu Bohu would do that!"

"He's ruthless and merciless!"

"Colluding to the end, they have no regard for the law!"

"They've seized my house and taken my land!"

"The traveler turned on him!"

"He beat me flat with one blow!"

"Little Paimon cursed him for bullying the good people!"

"Instead, he captured me and put me into the Dust Song Pot!"

"He was raped a hundred times!"

"One hundred times!"

[...]

"From now on, 'Gu Jing's Poetry Collection' will always be with me!"

"I will never forget this vengeance!"

[The rapper then executes another very clever roll.]

Gu Jing moved to a different location.

[The red candles used for lighting were used as drumsticks.]

[They used furniture such as candlesticks, tables, and chairs as a drum set.]

[Strike out a powerful burst of music!]

[Finally, with a 'bang—', he smashed the table and chairs in front of him, shattering them!]

******

Amidst the stunned expressions of Ningguang, Ganyu, Keqing, and the others, the video screen, now black, still displayed the words "To be continued."

While leaving people wanting more, her little mouth, brimming with laughter, couldn't close completely, and her ladylike image was gone forever.

Kiana: Hahaha... I can't take it anymore, I can't laugh myself to death!

[Silver Wolf: One word: Absolutely brilliant!]

[BeiDou: I'm just curious about one thing.]

[Beidou: What kind of stick did the traveler use to flatten him?]

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[Yingmei: Little Paimon is the one who's truly pitiful!]

[Hu Tao: Pfft~ That's right, doing it a hundred times could kill someone!]

[Seele: So how can you still laugh?]

[Seele: Honestly, it's a good thing I wasn't born into this family!]

[Seele: Otherwise, I'll kill you every time I see you!]

Such a menacing statement drew people's attention to Seele's presence, making them realize what was going on. Some were even prepared to explain, but the pink-haired fox, who had discovered the fun, rolled her eyes and preemptively started causing trouble!

[Yae no Miko: Oh? So, the newcomer has finally appeared?]

[Yae no Miko: It seems the prophecy was true.]

[Yae no Miko: What a pity...]

[Yae no Miko: You're too late.]

[Yae no Miko: In the end, the flowers fall and hearts break; the general's hair turned white overnight.]

[Yae no Miko: If you had appeared earlier...]

[Yatae Shenzi: The original ending...]

[Yae no Miko: Could things be different?]

[Seele raised an eyebrow: What do you mean?]

[Yae no Miko: Heh~ Don't overthink it, I didn't mean to blame you.]

[Yae no Miko: I just have some feelings to share.]

[Yae no Miko: I feel a bit of resentment...]

[Yae no Miko: I hate how weak I am!]

Seele: "..." (Scalp tingling.jpg)

Although she didn't understand what was going on and didn't completely believe her words, Seele sensed from the woman's words that she was in deep trouble, and a very strange kind of trouble at that.

It must be admitted—in the end, the flowers fall and hearts break, and the general's hair turns white overnight... The scene described by that scoundrel fox is quite something.

However, if people like Linghua, Fu Xuan, and Fu Hua were to join the scoundrel in deceiving newcomers, they would undoubtedly feel guilty.

[Alicia: Alright, alright, my dear goddess.]

Alicia: Let's not make our family's welcoming ceremony too complicated.

Alicia: Otherwise, don't even mention newcomers.

Alicia: I'm feeling a little confused.

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[Yae no Miko's lips curled into a smirk: Actually, I can't keep making this up anymore.]

[Seele: ...] You bastard! I almost believed you!

Alicia: So—

[Alicia: Please allow me to formally introduce you!]

[Alicia: This is actually where Gu Jing's wives gather!]

Alicia: When You Have a Diary!

[Alicia: That means you must be an exceptionally outstanding girl!]

[Alicia: And he's already got his eye on me!]

Alicia: But when it comes to such important life decisions, of course it's all about voluntariness.

[Alicia: So, specifically, as you can see, if you're not yet considering leaving your single status, you can still make friends normally.]

Alicia: In conclusion—

Alicia: Welcome to our new family!

[Alicia: Throwing flowers.jpg Throwing flowers.jpg Throwing flowers.jpg]

[Alicia: As for what happened just now? The Divine Child was just joking with you.]

Alicia: Please forgive us for pulling back from the brink.

.... ..... ....

Alicia: You're not angry, are you?

[Seele: ...This is a one-time exception.]

[Yae no Miko: Heh heh~ You dare to do it again next time!]

[Seele: You!]

Pfft~ People who were still sensitive to laughter immediately covered their mouths and burst out laughing again: This pink-haired fox is trash!

******

At the same time, the live stream, which had been blacked out, switched to a new image, showing Gu Jing, wearing a white bathrobe and with his hair still dripping wet, leaning against the sofa.

[Smiling at the camera, she says: It seems Seele is quite popular.]

[Gu Jing: But why aren't Pera and Qingque saying anything?]

[March 7th: Hey? Are there any newcomers?]

Gu Jing: Hmm.

[Gu Jing: There are three newcomers in total.]

[Hiluva: Speaking of which...]

[Hiluva: Could it be Pella, someone I know?]

[Hiluva: If so, then I should be able to guess why she's not speaking.]

[Hiluva: After all, Pera is a girl who also really likes the drums.]

[Hiluva: And your performance in the video just now.]

[Hiluva: That's truly amazing!]