Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Thunder General: So it is!]

[General Thunder: But I refuse to compete in cooking!]

[Raiden Mei: Um... I can handle the cooking.]

[Raiden Mei: But please don't call me a cook yet.]

This—looking at the people appearing one after another, and their almost identical profile pictures, let alone how others would feel, Huang Quan was truly terrified. These people... could they all be her from a parallel world?

P.S.: Thank you to 'Is this your profile picture?' and 'Ah, it's Master!' for casting your votes.

The image shows the sixth level of the Yellow Springs.

Chapter 271 Alicia: Ah~ I really want to touch her horns... I care so much, I care so much!

[Alicia: Perhaps this is a bit sudden.]

Alicia: But I'm absolutely sincere!

Alicia: It's okay if you can't accept it right away.

Alicia: We can take it slow.

[Huang Quan: This...]

[Huang Quan: I do need time to think about this...]

[Gu Jing: The matter of making friends.]

Gu Jing: Of course, it's entirely up to the individual's preference.

[Gu Jing: But this scene reminds me of something interesting.]

[Gu Jing: "Alice's Little Trumpet.rmvb"]

Seeing the comments posted by Gu Jing, curious people clicked on the short video, and the live stream screen was covered by the video.

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[The scene in the video is indeed the Pure Land of the Afterlife—]

[Having just finished playing Paradise, Mei came back to find Alicia holding a megaphone and testing the sound: "Hello, hello, one, two, three, hello, hello, one, two, three..."]

[“Hey! Mei, you’re back!”]

[After greeting her.]

[Alicia picked up her megaphone again: "Ahem! It's Mei, the one who beat Mebius to a pulp, back!"]

[This action left Mei completely puzzled: "What are you doing? And what is that loudspeaker...?"]

[“This is something I got from Phyllis~”]

"773"

"Three crystal flowers were used."

"Durable, clear sound quality, and the sound is incredibly sweet."

"It's the perfect way to promote our amazing and adorable Mei."

"Isn't that right?"

[As she spoke, Alicia's expression also carried a hint of smugness.]

[Then he couldn't resist showing her: "Look, it even has a recording function! Just press here and it will play automatically—"]

[As Alicia presses the replay button.]

[Her own voice came through the loudspeaker again: "Ah~ I really want to touch her horns... I care so much, I care so much!"]

[“...”]

[They made eye contact.]

[Alicia's expression was also a little awkward: "Ah... well... oh right, look, it also has a recording function."]

["Just press here to play automatically—"]

The video ended there, and many viewers couldn't help but laugh out loud.

But deep down, I also felt that Alicia's actions were completely reasonable.

There are some things I can do as long as I don't feel embarrassed.

It's others who feel awkward!

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Alicia: It seems Mei and I are indeed destined to be together.

[Alicia: And I'm also a little curious.]

[Alice: Ah Jing @Gu Jing, did I succeed in the video?]

[The insect's expression was extremely proud: "That's impossible! Don't go crazy here!"]

Kiana: Mei will never agree to that!

[Gu Jing: Well, although I strongly suspect that this line was deliberately recorded by some pink fairy, she certainly succeeded.]

[Gu Jing: And the raven saw it too.]

[Gu Jing: But Mei's heart is definitely with Kiana.]

[Silver Wolf: Hmm...now that you put it that way, isn't this also a form of NTR?]

Alicia: These are just ways girls strengthen their friendships.

Alicia: Next time, I'll bring Kiana along!

[Chongchong blushed slightly: Uh...]

At this point, Chongchong felt something was off. She and Mei were clearly soulmates, so why was Alicia trying to take her along to touch Mei's horns? Had she suddenly become the third party?

[Raven: I'm a little surprised there's even a portion for me here?]

[Raven: Miss @RaidenMei, you probably don't want Kiana to know about this either, right?]

The cook was both amused and exasperated: But the truth is, everyone already knows.

[Raiden Mei: Captain @Gu Jing, if something similar happens again, could you please let me mentally prepare myself beforehand?]

[Gu Jing: If you're mentally prepared beforehand, the surprise will lose its charm.]

[Gu Jing: My dearest Mei.]

[Gu Jing: Haven't you ever heard the saying?]

[Raiden Mei: Uh...]

[Raiden Mei: What did you say?]

Gu Jing: A sword needs to be kept away from emotions; women will affect the speed at which I draw my sword.

But the loli will increase the sword's attack speed!

My sister will increase the sword's critical hit rate!

The mature woman will enhance the sharpness of the sword!

My sister will improve the sword's resilience!

The mecha girl will enhance the sword's intelligence!

The second stage of chuunibyou will improve the sword's attributes!

Being cunning will increase the length of the sword!

Yandere characters increase sword damage!

Being arrogant will increase the range of your sword!

The absence of three elements will enhance the sword's luck!

The uniform will change the shape of the sword!

A nymphomaniac can increase the thickness of a sword!

Healing will increase the sword's amplification!

Gothic will reduce the cooldown of the paper sword!

A sharp tongue will increase the sword's true damage!

Vitality will increase the sword's durability!

The priestess will increase the magic damage of the sword!

The goddess will enhance the sword's appearance!

Being naturally naive will increase the sword's resistance!

The shopkeeper will remind you to buy a new sword!

And rich women and rich girls will even give you a better sword!

[Gu Jing: In short—]

[Gu Jing: If you can only see the flaws of something, you can't see its strengths.]

Gu Jing: Life is so boring.

Everyone: "..." It has to be you again! (laughing and crying emoji)

Upon seeing the first sentence, people thought this guy had changed his ways, and this audacious and unexpected turn of events almost made them lose their balance.

Moreover... although the latter part of the text matches the former, people still felt that this guy was showing off his experience!

However, it wasn't anything particularly important to begin with, but his witty remarks made both the cook and Huang Quan laugh.

[Raiden Mei: You're right.]

[Huang Quan: That's certainly an interesting statement.]

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