Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[The Black Tower: Thus it discovered its own universe's great law: "Every day at noon, food will surely descend."]

[The Black Tower: It announced this law to the turkeys, and the turkeys, who could reap without sowing every day, also believed in it.]

[Black Tower: But one day at noon, no food arrived.]

[Black Tower: Why? Because it's a holiday today, and the farmer came in and killed them all.]

[Black Tower: That sounds a bit ridiculous.]

[Black Tower: But in the eyes of the "mysterious," we guys who study the laws of the universe are clearly just the turkeys in this story.]

[The Black Tower: It views the actions of the farmer (the Imaginary Tree) as the laws of the universe, fearing that our actions might infringe upon some hidden secrets.]

[Black Tower: Little did he know, if the farmer really wanted to eat the chicken, he wouldn't care what the turkey actually did.]

Everyone: "..." The pretty girl remained silent.jpg

Seeing the comments posted by Black Tower, many people initially thought she was just telling a joke, until she pointed to the Imaginary Tree as the farmer, and an indescribable sense of heaviness followed.

This is freaking terrifying!!!

[Gu Jing: Good heavens, I just logged on and saw that old lady telling hellish jokes!]

[Black Tower: But isn't that the truth?]

[Gu Jing: And then? What were your thoughts on reaching this conclusion?]

[Black Tower: Of course, it's about transcending the rules!]

[Black Tower: Is there even a question?]

[Black Tower: You don't actually think my [simulated universe] is just a joke, do you?]

[Gu Jing: As expected of the Black Tower Lady!]

Gu Jing: I support you!

[Gu Jing: But to really compare myself to a turkey is a bit of self-deprecation.]

[Gu Jing: Don't forget that everyone has cheat codes now. Not only can we stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun, but we can even transcend the sea of ​​trees and the universe.]

[Gu Jing: Of course, if you insist on thinking you're a burnt...cough cough, if you insist on thinking you're a turkey, I can't be bothered.]

[Gu Jing: The only requirement is...]

[Gu Jing: Please let me take a couple of bites to taste the saltiness!]

[Gu Jing: Smiling askance.jpg]

Upon seeing this, the people who were initially somewhat disappointed burst out laughing, their beautiful eyes sparkling with joy.

For them at this moment, the appearance of this person was no less than the rising sun at dawn. Although still unconventional, he could dispel all the darkness; he made them blush and feel shy, yet he steadily conveyed their affection.

[Black Tower chuckled, covering his mouth: Give me a break! If you're lusting after me, just say so!]

[March 7th: Exactly!]

[March 7th: I'll burn your big head, you idiot!]

[March 7th: Who doesn't know what you're up to!]

[Gu Jing: Oh? Is that so?]

[Gu Jing: I thought it would be hard for people to understand someone as rough and unrefined as me.]

[Kafka: Pfft~ That roughneck is spot on.]

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With Gu Jing coming back online (cfag), the atmosphere in the live stream became noticeably more lively. Even the Jade Lady, who had just obtained the diary copy, could sense this change and smiled. This infectious energy was enough for her to confirm a lot of hidden information.

[Jade: I have to admit, Mr. Gu Jing's presence is truly reassuring.]

[Jade: I also have a question I would like to ask you.]

[Gu Jing: Sigh~ Saying it's guidance is too polite.]

[Gu Jing: Ms. Jade, please speak freely if you have any questions.]

[Jade: Actually, it's like this.]

[Jade: As you know, this Norconi horse was originally company property.]

[Emerald: It's simply because of the arrival of the star core.]

[Jade: The company has lost control of Pinocchio.]

[Jade: The criminals who were once exiled here by the company have taken over Pinocchio.]

[Jade: Later, it also received the blessing of "harmony".]

[Jade: It is now under the control of [the family].]

[Jade: But logically and emotionally, Pinocchio is originally the company's property. If they want to take Pinocchio back...]

[Jade: What should I do?]

Seeing the comments from Emerald, Black Tower and the others in front of the screen raised their eyebrows slightly. Many people had heard of Emerald's name.

A senior executive in the Strategic Investment Department of Interstellar Peace Company, one of the "Stone Heart Ten", she appears to be a cold and elegant loan shark who is good at understanding people's hearts and has a personal hobby called "Ciyu Pawnbroking".

But in reality, she's not a good woman at all. You can tell just by looking at her roles: Sand Gold is in charge of gambling, Jade is in charge of lending, and Toppa is in charge of debt collection. It's a complete one-stop service. As long as they work together, they can make people owe more and more money!

No one believed that the woman brought this up to ask for a solution, so what did she mean by suddenly bringing it up?

[Gu Jing: Interesting. Are you trying to tell me that paying back debts is a matter of course?]

[Jade: Heh~ Don't overthink it.]

[Jade: I have no intention of teaching you how to do things.]

[Jade: This is just a brainstorming session.]

[Jadeite: I'd especially like to hear your opinion on this matter.]

[Gu Jing: This is even more interesting. I haven't taken a single penny from your Interstellar Peace Company, so why should I bother with this?]

[Jade: So, you don't want to deal with this?]

Gu Jing: That's a difficult question to answer.

[Gu Jing: I personally don't want to meddle in other people's business.]

[Gu Jing: But I'm soft-hearted, especially when I see tragedies happening before my eyes.]

[Gu Jing: Who knows what will happen next?]

[Gu Jing: Whether or not I participate is really hard to say.]

[Gu Jing: And I'm not particularly concerned about what I can gain from it.]

[Gu Jing: Mainly because I don't want to have any regrets.]

[Gu Jing: You know what I mean, right?]

[Jade: Understanding.]

During the brief exchange, Emerald narrowed her eyes with interest. She couldn't say she was satisfied, but the answer did touch her slightly.

[Gu Jing: On another note—]

[Gu Jing: I quite like the style of your bra.]

[Gu Jing: The exquisite patterns and openwork design perfectly complement this pair of exquisite treasures.]

[Gu Jing: Can you tell me where you bought it?]

Jade's smile widened: "You have excellent taste. This is custom-made. If you like it, you can tell me your size."

[Jade: I can have a brand new one custom-made for you.]

Gu Jing: There's no need for that.

Gu Jing: I'll make one set according to your measurements.

[Jade: No problem, whether you're collecting it or wearing it.]

[Jade: I am very honored.]

Wow~~~ Watching the conversation between the two, even the girls watching on the screen felt a chill run down their spines. Facing a certain deadbeat without being at a disadvantage at all, this was the first time since the live stream started. This woman is really strong!

Gu Jing: Pfft~ Don't overthink it.

Gu Jing: I'm not using it for collecting or anything.

[Gu Jing: The main thing is that we plan to hold a beauty contest in the future.]

[Gu Jing: I personally believe you are qualified to participate.]

[Gu Jing: But I'm also worried that you'll be gone.]

[Gu Jing: So I thought I'd leave some evidence behind.]

Everyone: "..." 6!

Seeing this, Black Tower and the others couldn't help but burst out laughing. One of them was openly and subtly saying that someone was a pervert, while the other was implying that she might die soon. This was a true clash of equals!

PS: Thank you to the following five customers for their votes: 'Boring Dior', 'Smiling Night', 'Daily Leisure Fish', 'White Feather in the Wind', and 'Gray Scum'.

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Chapter 280 Tingyun: This humble woman is eagerly awaiting your arrival.

Just as people were trying not to laugh, Gu Jing and Huang Quan appeared on the live stream, behind March 7. They pulled the girl into their arms and deliberately tickled her waist, eliciting a burst of silvery laughter.

March 7th wasn't one to back down easily. She broke free from his embrace and pounced back excitedly, wanting to tackle him and get her revenge.

But how could a girl possibly tackle Gu Jing with her strength? This time, she's just sent someone to their death at lightning speed. The gray-haired girl, finding it amusing, couldn't sit still any longer. Under March 7's horrified gaze, she chuckled and became an accomplice.

******

After playing around for a while, the three of them, who had calmed down, noticed that Himeko and Yomi had started chatting. They also learned from Yomi that she had accepted Gu Jing's invitation to travel with them. They were happy to see this happen, and March 3th and Xingbao welcomed them back.

"Alright, alright, everyone sit down."

"There's something important I haven't had a chance to say before."