Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

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In the live stream just one minute ago—

[Bai Lu: Terrifying! Absolutely terrifying! I always thought Gu Jing was the biggest pervert in this live stream, but I never expected... There's always someone stronger, and there's always someone better! Girls who take the initiative are even scarier than perverts!!!]

[Qingque: Speaking of which, I'm a little curious. Is this kind of thing really comfortable?]

[March 7th: Cough cough... Same question @Himeko!]

[Himeko: Well~ I can only say that these things are better left unsaid.]

[Alicia: If you're curious, just give it a try! Trust me, you'll definitely love the feeling after you try it!]

[Ruan Mei: Yes, the dopamine response is indeed pleasurable, but it doesn't necessarily have to be romantic. Lips and teeth are quite sensitive parts of the body, and tasting your favorite food can also trigger a dopamine response.]

[Paimon: Huh? Is there really such a scientific explanation for this?]

[Ruan Mei: Heh~ Of course, it can be explained scientifically. Or rather, life science itself is a discipline that specifically studies the mysteries of the human body.]

[Ruan Mei: And to be honest, if we've decided to be together, I don't think matters between men and women should be avoided. Since genetic coding fundamentally distinguishes life into male and female, then the union of the sexes is naturally a biological instinct.]

[Ruan Mei: Or conversely, how can life continue without the union of the sexes? Unfortunately... Mr. Gu Jing doesn't seem interested in me, otherwise I would really like to take this opportunity to research this topic.]

Everyone: "..." (Hesitant to speak, wanting to speak but unable to, the beautiful woman speechless.jpg)

Looking at the comments posted by Ruan Mei, people in front of the screen had a subtle feeling of not knowing where to start their吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain). They knew that what she said was true, but something just felt off, making it hard to know where to begin.

Those familiar with Ruan Mei's Black Tower burst out laughing. This guy is still the same as ever, seemingly indifferent, but actually full of resentment.

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As time went on, people in front of the screen had various expressions as they listened to Gu Jing and Hanabi's remarks. Gu Jing, who was still holding Hanabi, also looked at the live broadcast room with great interest, wanting to see how many people he had fooled.

[Bai Lu: Hmph! I knew something was off about these two guys a long time ago! And it turned out I was right!]

[Silver Wolf: I feel like...]

[Silver Wolf: Are you the only one in the entire live stream who believed it?]

[Bai Lu: Huh? How could that be? And wasn't someone just discussing this with me?]

[Blue Sparrow: Is it possible... we all knew this was a live broadcast, and we also knew that Fireworks was the Masked Fool, and that we were just discussing the matter at hand with you?]

[Gu Jing: Alright, alright, stop talking. It wasn't easy for me to even fool an honest person! Someone come here! Go buy some melon seeds for that idiot!]

[Bai Lu: Damn it! I don't believe I'm the only one who was fooled by him! You're the idiot @Gu Jing! Your whole family are idiots!]

[Gu Jing: Then I'll give you a riddle. If you get it right, I won't scold you anymore; instead, I'll treat you to candy.]

[Bai Lu: Bring it on! Full of confidence.jpg]

[Gu Jing: Question: What happens when a man and a woman are added together?]

[Bai Lu blushed instantly: Having a baby, didn't I just say that?]

[Gu Jing: ??? Goodness! You really dare to think that way, but a man plus a woman clearly becomes two people, right? Whether they have children or not is a matter for later. Unfortunately, you answered this question wrong.]

[Bai Lu, embarrassed and annoyed, argued: No, no! This question doesn't count! You deliberately made me think the wrong way! Give me another one if you dare!]

Everyone: "..." You're not the only one who's thinking dirty thoughts.

And you weren't the only one he tricked earlier, but I'm sorry, Little White Dew, I'll definitely treat you to candy later!

[Gu Jing: Heh~ Another one is fine, but what if I answer wrong?]

[Bai Lu: What do you want to do?]

[Gu Jing: Call me Dad... never mind, call me Big Brother.]

[Bai Lu: Okay! But even if I answer correctly, you still have to call me Big Sister Bai Lu!]

Gu Jing: No problem.

[Bai Lu: Then keep setting questions! I refuse to believe it!]

[Gu Jing: Second question – "In a running race, if you overtake the second-place runner, what place would you be?"]

Upon seeing the question, Bai Lu, who had been feeling extremely nervous, immediately relaxed. Many people were also surprised that Gu Jing's question this time was so simple.

[Bai Lu: Of course I'm number one! Why are you asking me such a simple question?]

[March 7th: Um, we also think this is an easy question. Ah Jing, you don't actually want to call her Sister Bailu, do you?]

[Gu Jing: Are you two sure?]

[Bai Lu: Of course I'm sure! I've already surpassed the second-place winner, so I'm definitely number one! Even if the King of Heaven himself came today, I'd still be number one!]

[Gu Jing: 6!]

Unable to suppress his amusement, Gu Jing, who was holding Hua Huo, looked around and took in the expressions of Xing Bao, Liu Ying, and Hei Tian'e.

[Gu Jing: What do you guys think? @Liu Ying, @Xing Bao, @Hua Huo, @Hei Tian'e?]

[Firefly: Uh... I also think it should be first place.]

[Xingbao: First Place!]

[Xingbao: Isn't first place right?]

[Hanabi: Pfft~ Who knows? Anyway, I know the first place is wrong.]

[Black Swan: To be honest, I also think it should be number one, but your expression right now tells me that the answer seems wrong, and I'm not sure anymore.]

Silver Wolf couldn't hold back any longer: Is it possible...?

[Silver Wolf: You were originally behind second place to surpass him? And even if you surpassed second place, the original first place is still there!]

[Bai Lu: Ah...] I'm numb.jpg

[Firefly: ...]

[Xingbao: 6!]

[Black Swan: Pfft~ Okay, I'll punish myself with a drink.]

PS: The picture shows fireworks.

Chapter 288 Seven-day weekend every week? Is this even possible?

Although Bai Lu didn't answer either of the two riddles correctly, she still managed to eat the fruit gummies that Gu Jingqun gave her.

The food was soft, sweet, and chewy, which made Bai Lu very happy. She called him "Big Brother" very sincerely. But if it weren't for this test, probably no one would know that there were quite a few innocent little guys in this live stream.

[Fireworks: Speaking of which—there was a reason I was late before, and you probably won't believe it, but that chicken-wing girl died! Her chest was cleaved open by something, she looked really horrible!]

[Xingbao: Uh...who is the chicken wing girl?]

[Hanabi: Hehe~ Of course, it's that big star who got the diary at the same time as me but hasn't said a word yet!]

[March 7th's eyes widened: Miss Robin is dead? How could that be?]

[Fireworks: Image.jpg]

Too lazy to explain further, here's the picture. Anyone who clicks on it can see the rather tragic death of the silver-haired girl.

The serene silver-haired girl leaned against the Dream Pool with her head slightly tilted, looking as if she were asleep. However, the crack in her chest revealed the cruel fact that she was dead, leaving the viewers in disbelief.

But... looking at the black-haired twin-tailed girl who was still clinging to Gu Jing's arms and hadn't left, Black Swan felt that things weren't so simple.

Once bitten, twice shy. When it comes to the Fool in Masked Fool, you can't judge a book by its cover. Besides... this little girl is quite skilled in illusion!

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Just as people were discussing this heatedly, Gu Jing looked at the amused girl in front of him and pinched her cheek.

Their eyes met, and looking at Gu Jing's meaningful gaze, Huahuo immediately realized that she had not been able to deceive him, but she was not surprised by it.

[Fireworks: Darling, since I tried so hard to cooperate with you just now, how about you cooperate with me this once? If you're willing to cooperate, you can do whatever you want to me when we get back to the real world~]

[Gu Jing: It is indeed a very tempting offer. If you really have this idea, I don't mind becoming 'Hyuga Hanabi'. But the problem is, I don't think your drama this time will last long, so this offer is not fair to you.]

[Hanabi: Hmm... alright, I believe your deduction, but darling, you've already hugged and embraced me, isn't it a bit hypocritical to refuse me now?]

[Gu Jing: It's undeniable that most so-called gentlemen are patient wolves, but my refusal just now was actually to save you some face. However, it seems you don't need that face. So the question is, if you didn't like it, why didn't you just walk away when you could have refused?]

[Fireworks: Good question! But just as men like beautiful women, girls naturally like handsome men! Who can really say who gains and who loses? Anyway, I don't think I lost out; on the contrary, I got a great deal!]

Gu Jing: "..." Handsome guy speechless.jpg

Their eyes met. Looking at the smug, teasing black-haired girl with pigtails, Gu Jing really didn't know where to begin his吐槽 (tu cao, a Chinese internet slang term for sarcastic or critical comments). But seeing that she was still provoking him, he cupped the girl's delicate cheeks in his hands and gave her a good rub.

The guy's expression only became more excited!

It was as if she had finally gotten to eat the food she had been waiting for, and the deliciousness of the food made her even more satisfied!

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Meanwhile—the discussion about the robin's sudden death finally reached a conclusion, because the robin himself appeared!

[Robin: Thank you all so much for your concern. I'm fine; on the contrary, I've made a rather important discovery.]

[Robin: Actually, the thing is, ever since I returned to Pinocchio, my voice has become abnormal, and it even gradually developed into the torment of losing my voice. I originally thought it was just an accident, maybe because I had been living abroad for a long time and was not used to the high concentration of memory matter in this environment.]

[Robin: But just recently, the company's envoy (Gold Sand) sent me a secret letter. He knew I had lost my voice and said he wanted to meet with me to discuss some things.]

[Robin: Coupled with everyone's discussion in the live stream about the traitor within the family, I became increasingly certain that there was a dark secret lurking beneath Pinocchio's dream. So, with my brother's help, I went through the Oak family's files.]

[Robin: Following the few clues left in the files, I arrived at Dream Reef. This dreamscape is a place of exile covered up by the [family] in the name of death, and also a dream within a dream that buries Pinocchio's past history.]

[Robin: As for my 'corpse'? That's probably just Ms. Fireworks' prank, everyone can ignore it.]

[Bai Lu: Uh...is it that complicated?]

[Bluebird: Actually, it's not complicated. To put it simply, Miss Robin was also secretly investigating her discovery. It's just that the Masked Fool interfered and deliberately muddied the waters, which made the whole thing seem rather chaotic.]

[Fireworks: Hahaha~~~ That's right! It was me! Surprised? Unexpected?]

[Xingbao: That's awful...]

Everyone: ".....｀ ˇ." Indeed, this little girl is incredibly mischievous and naughty!

Moreover, the guy sitting and watching the show was obviously not innocent either, but it must be admitted that if it weren't for Hanabi's performance, this Miss Robin probably wouldn't have shown up for who knows how long!

[Himeko: I'm more curious about what Robin-san meant by Dream Reef, the so-called place of exile, a dream within a dream?]

[Robin: To put it simply, Liumeng Reef is the real Pinocchio. I only know it's related to the Nameless Guest... but I'm sorry, I only have a vague understanding of more information at the moment.]