Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Gu Jing: Of course I wouldn't fake this to fool people. If you don't believe me, I can't say much. I can't exactly go live and piss on the sun, can I?]

[Kafka: You're amazing, my darling! Thumbs up.jpg]

[Black Tower: I want to watch! Stream now!]

The claim of extinguishing the sun made those who were already laughing laugh even harder, feeling that this guy's display of brilliance was beyond belief.

Scáthach, who hadn't understood before, suddenly burst out laughing, and Ryougi Shiki's expression also became more playful.

Just then, Gu Jing noticed someone watching him. Following the gaze, he looked up and immediately saw a silver-haired beauty with a smile in her eyes at a window high up in the castle. When their eyes met, she waved to him.

*******

Before long, led by Sera and Lizzie, Gu Jing arrived at the living room, where he learned more details from the two maid sisters.

Yubstakuhaid von Einzbern, the eighth patriarch of the Einzbern family. Although he is called the patriarch, he is actually a homunculus, and a rigid AI at that, who is only interested in recreating the Third Magic.

However, he was destroyed by Gu Jing nine years ago, and the resulting butterfly effect is that Emiya Kiritsugu never came here.

Irisviel, Saber, Sera, and Lyseria lived together in this castle for nine years. Although they looked very similar as androids, Irisviel's lively, playful, gentle, and sweet temperament was refreshing.

Given that it was already getting late, Sera and Liselle conscientiously went to prepare dinner. Meanwhile, with Gu Jing's explanation, Irisviel, who had been very interested in the live stream, mustered up the courage to send a comment...

[Irisviel: Good evening, everyone! I'm Irisviel von Einzbern, it's nice to meet you all!]

[Silver Wolf: Oh? How happy are you?]

[Irisviel: If I had to say, it was even happier than the first time I ate delicious ice cream! But the happiest thing...]

As she said this, she secretly glanced at Gu Jing again. Looking at his handsome face, she couldn't help but chuckle. She wasn't shy about meeting his gaze, and her smile became even brighter.

This detail was naturally noticed by the viewers in the live stream, who couldn't help but laugh and tease him.

[Black Tower: Good grief! So you're already getting horny, huh? *winks and smirks*]

[Bai Lu: After all, this is the first time I've ever seen a real man! And this man is a handsome guy too. Even though my older brother isn't a good person, he's still better than him falling for Emiya Kiritsugu.]

[Qingque: There's no comparison between them.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: But if we must have a competition, I have a few humble opinions I'd like to offer.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Liking Kiritsugu Emiya is a life-threatening matter! While liking Kage might also lead to death, he will make you fall head over heels in love with him! *winks*

[Alice: Mm! This is absolutely authentic! If you're curious about this, I'd love for Irisviel to chat with me privately! I think we could definitely become great friends, and I bet you feel the same way, right @Irisviel?]

[Theresa: Shut up! Irisviel is still a blank slate, you lewd women shouldn't corrupt her!]

[Gu Jing: Then let me give you a question—what's something really hard that girls, especially married women, absolutely adore!]

[Instantly understand Theresa's blushing: Captain, can you please stop asking such embarrassing questions?!]

Gu Jing couldn't help but chuckle: It seems Theresa has learned quite a bit, but is it possible... the answer to this question is actually a diamond?

Theresa froze on the spot, then, after recovering for 0.6 seconds, flew into a rage: "Damn it! You absolutely did that on purpose! Does the Captain want to be smashed to pieces by Judah?"

But in fact, not only Theresa, but also people including Scáthach and Irisviel, all had the same answer as Theresa at first.

As an artificial being, Irisviel had a lot of knowledge instilled in her mind through magic when she was born. Now, seeing Gu Jing reveal the answer, she was surprised but couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle.

As for Emiya Kiritsugu, who was mentioned by someone?

Irisviel, whose feelings were beginning to blossom, didn't care at all, and didn't even have the idea of ​​getting to know her. After all, with her crush right in front of her, who would pay attention to an insignificant character!

[Scáthach: So... can someone tell me? Why did I get this diary? What's it for? And... is anyone interested in sparring with me?]

[Scáthach: From just now until now, I've been thoroughly aroused by all of you!]

Scáthach: Don't refuse!

[Alicia: Wow! Another newbie spotted! (Eyes light up.jpg)]

P.S.: Thanks to the owner of 'Boring Dior' for the vote.

The image shows Irisviel.

Chapter 302 Scáthach: Such a feat is truly not to be missed!

Gu Jing did not immediately agree to Scáthach's eagerness to fight, as it was getting late and he was too lazy to move. In the end, he told her to wait in the Land of Shadows and that he would meet her in a couple of days.

In the time that followed, Gu Jing had a lot to deal with: the pervert who liked pedophilia (Tono Shinji), the pervert who liked murder (Usui Ryunosuke), the old bug, and the church all needed to be humanely destroyed!

Another day has passed in the blink of an eye—with the arrival of Emerald, Amber, Tono Akiha, Karen, and Tohsaka Sakura, Einzbern Castle has become even more lively.

The five unique human cubs immediately evoked Irisviel's maternal instincts.

Sera and Lyselle's gazes softened as well.

******

Around 9 p.m. that evening, the little girls, who were still a bit anxious, fell asleep from exhaustion. To make it easier to take care of them, Sera and Lizzie stayed in the bedroom to look after them.

Gu Jing, who was live-streaming, leaned back on the sofa in the living room, while Irisviel, sitting next to him, nestled happily in his arms.

Sitting on the other side, Da Mao Wang kept his eyes fixed on the live broadcast screen in front of him.

However, upon closer inspection, one would notice that her upright posture actually made her feel somewhat uneasy, and her expression, which she was trying hard to suppress, carried an indescribable sense of shame and indignation. Moreover, her very delicate ears were flushed with an unconcealable blush.

Ultimately, it was because Kaguya and others were teasing her in the live stream—saying that she wasn't decisive enough, couldn't do anything right, and was only good at eating!

She was the first to arrive, so losing to Ai25 Riesl is understandable, since she gave away her prize too quickly, but losing to Zenjou Aoi is just too weak!

Why do I say this? Because when I went to pick up Sakura Tohsaka today, Tokiomi Tohsaka's wife wasn't Aoi Zenjou! She was a woman whose name didn't appear in the story, and who had passed away a long time ago.

[Silver Wolf: This situation must be due to the world's own corrective forces, right? I always felt that Tokiomi Tohsaka's new wife was only there to have children, and that her mission was complete once she gave birth. But the one who could trigger this change is clearly that brat!]

[Silver Wolf: But objectively speaking, while Zenjou Aoi wasn't a good mother, she was an impeccable wife. She even supported Tohsaka Tokiomi giving his daughter away. Losing to her doesn't seem unfair at all?]

[The Saber King was filled with shame and indignation: You can't say that about me! I swear to God, I didn't have any such thoughts!]

[Fireworks: Huh? Aren't you in a hurry at this point? This lady is already remarried, are you still thinking about picking and choosing? *winking emoji*]

[Artoria: You—!!!]

Upon seeing the word 'second marriage,' even the usually blood pressure-free Saber King felt his blood pressure spike.

Gu Jing and Irisviel laughed out loud, which was rather unkind. However, the matter concerning Zenjo Aoi was indeed something to be concerned about. After a moment's thought, Gu Jing also made a note of it in his diary.

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[About Zenjou Aoi (Yamato Nadeshiko)]

The situation surrounding Zenjou Aoi might be different from what you imagine.

I don't particularly like this woman.

It's not that she's not pretty enough.

Rather, she lived without any sense of self.

As a quintessential Yamato Nadeshiko (ideal Japanese woman), she was cautious, meticulous, and attentive in her actions. Knowing her husband's behavior, she interfered completely, valuing loyalty more than personal affections, and diligently maintaining the family every day.

Is this woman outstanding? Absolutely outstanding! You could even say that no man could resist a woman like her.

However, a deeper investigation reveals that she was not loyal to Tokiomi Tohsaka, but rather to her family; these are two different concepts.

At least in my opinion—

She was neither a good mother nor a good wife; she was merely a tool placed within the role of 'wife'!

[As you might have guessed by now.]

[A classic phrase from Japanese netizens: "Madam, you didn't want this either..."]

【why? 】

Why did this threat succeed?

[Even women in high positions of power can be threatened like this?]

Ultimately, isn't it because they don't see themselves as 'human beings' from the bottom of their hearts?

In their view.

As long as this family can be kept together.

[I'm willing to endure even losses.]

As for whether this type of woman is good or bad?

I cannot comment.

[If it were a beautiful tool that belonged entirely to me.]

I really couldn't refuse.

【but--】

It feels really strange.

I can't quite put my finger on what's strange about it.

Does anyone know?

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After reading the entire diary, Silver Wolf and the others in the live stream had different expressions, but they were able to answer the questions left by Gu Jing.

[Black Tower: Isn't the answer obvious? Ultimately, you're the type whose emotions outweigh their reasoning, while the Yamato Nadeshiko you described is undoubtedly the kind of person who takes rationality to the extreme.]

[Black Tower: If he weren't extremely rational, Zenjou Aoi wouldn't have been able to do this.]

[Black Tower: As for whether this kind of woman is good or bad? Didn't you just describe it yourself? She has no tools for self-expression; what happens once she unleashes herself? She'll succumb! Undoubtedly, she'll succumb!]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Oh wait~ that's a bit off. Besides, when it comes to this topic, I actually have a lot of experience.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: In a sense, Japan is a very rigid country. Women living in this environment are trapped in the comfort zone they create for themselves from the very beginning. You may think she has fallen or degenerated, but in fact, it may be a choice that is beneficial to her.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Aoi Zenjo is the best example—on the matter of marriage, she agreed to Tokiomi Tohsaka's proposal but did not choose her childhood friend Kariya Matou because she was very clear in her heart that Tokiomi Tohsaka was the head of the Tohsaka family, while Kariya Matou, as the second son, had no right to inherit. This choice was more advantageous to the Zenjo family.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Regarding the issue of sending Sakura Tohsaka away, if she agrees to send her daughter away, the family can still survive. Although it's heartbreaking, it's not like they can't continue living. In fact, in her view, Sakura's future is better than staying with the Tohsaka family. But what if she disagrees? Tokiomi Tohsaka won't consider her feelings, and might even abuse her for her disobedience. In the end, she won't be able to keep her daughter, and she herself won't have a good ending either.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: To put it bluntly, this is a way of thinking that weighs pros and cons, a survival strategy. The core judgment criterion is: current situation > physical instinct > subjective consciousness, but ultimately, the choice is still made by one's own subjective consciousness!]

[Kaguya Houraisan: To put it another way—it's actually very simple for Kei-kun to make Zenjou Aoi obedient. If you're not married yet, you don't even need to use your spear; just a slight display of your strength is enough for her to know what to choose.]

Gu Jing couldn't help but chuckle: "So, according to you, she's just a woman that rich people can get with a snap of their fingers?"