Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

To be honest...

[Given Ms. Liang Bing's personality.]

[He's foul-mouthed, unconventional, and fiercely protective of his own.]

I always felt she was better suited to be a brother figure.

However, thinking about her personally...

I really wanted to tell her: Bro, you're amazing!

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At the end of the paragraph, Liang Bing's photo was posted again. Wearing glasses and a tight-fitting cheongsam skirt, Ms. Liang Bing exuded a pure and alluring charm, and people from all over the world couldn't help but exclaim in admiration.

However, seeing Gu Jing's words in his diary, "Brother, you really smell good!", the people who chuckled agreed with his statement. But with two wives, still craving cold ice cream, isn't that a bit too much of a womanizer?

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The picture shows Liang Bing.

Chapter 330 He Xi: Judging from the tomboy's usual clothes, it's really hard to find any femininity in her!

After finishing his diary entry, Gu Jing accepted Lian Feng's invitation and went to the training ground of Lena and the others. The location was on the green grass behind the Super God Academy, where the female warriors, led by Lena, were running hard under the blazing sun.

On a whim, he took out his camera and took pictures of them as souvenirs. Under the lens, Su Xiaoli and the others cheered as if they had been injected with chicken blood.

However, what's rather interesting is—

One second I thought someone was being unfaithful, wanting more than they had, and I despised that kind of scumbag behavior from the bottom of my heart.

However, we can now see Gu Jing himself through the perspective of live streaming.

People like Sonoko Suzuki and Kaguya Otsutsuki immediately blushed, demonstrating what it means for one's values ​​to follow one's facial features. In other words, you can't send comments yet, otherwise the entire live stream will be flooded with them!

Besides, Liang Bing and Keisha, who had been banned from speaking, were finally released, but compared to Keisha, Liang Bing was in a very happy mood.

[Liang Bing: You little brat @Gu Jing, if you like me, just say so! Why do you have to try to get my attention this way?]

[Gu Jing: However, if I may be frank, being able to attract attention in this way suggests a slight masochistic tendency.]

[Liang Bing: Say what you want, I'm happy today!]

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As they were talking, Gu Jing keenly sensed a gaze and, following his intuition, saw someone who surprised him.

A tech monkey! Or rather, a hairy clone of a tech monkey! Wearing sunglasses and a hat, it quietly observed them from a short distance away.

Following Gu Jing's gaze toward the teaching building of the Super God Academy, those in the live stream could also see the monkey clone standing at the window on the 4th floor. Just as they were wondering what was going on, the diary instance emitted a familiar vibration.

[About monkeys and training—]

As the saying goes: From the earth rises wind and thunder, spirits spring from piles of white bones. The golden monkey wields his mighty cudgel, clearing the jade sky of ten thousand miles of dust!

Monkeys played a significant role in my upbringing.

When I was little, I saw him causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

[Majestic and extraordinary.]

[See him beat the demon with a stick.]

[Exorcising demons and monsters.]

As I grew up, I discovered that I also possessed the Ruyi Jingu Bang (a magical staff) that could change size at will!

So I started beating up the demons too!

However, my impression of monkeys has evolved into many different versions.

【①: "When you used to watch the moon with me, you called me 'Sweetie,' but now that someone new has taken over, you call me 'Old Cow'..."】

【②: "There was once a sincere love placed before me, but I did not cherish it. Only when I lost it did I realize my regret. Nothing in this world is more painful than this. Cut my throat with your sword, don't hesitate any longer. If God could give me another chance, I would say three words to this girl: I love you. If I had to put a time limit on this love, I hope it would be ten thousand years..."】

【③: "Sister-in-law, open your mouth! Old Sun is coming out!"】

Everyone: "??????" 6!

Upon seeing the diary entries, everyone watching could guess that the figure Gu Jing had just noticed was Sun Wukong. However, with just three simple paragraphs, He Xi and the others had already imagined a love-hate relationship. Combining the first two paragraphs, they could see that the monkey and his sister-in-law had feelings for each other. The third paragraph further suggested that the scumbag monkey and his sister-in-law had reconciled.

However, those who could picture the scene blushed with embarrassment, knowing that what someone meant by "beating the demon with a stick" was definitely not the same thing!

[However, the training of the Super Soldier Company is something else.]

For super soldiers possessing super genes.

[Isn't physical training like running basically useless?]

[And after watching Naruto.]

Don't you all think that training methods like climbing trees and treading water are actually very suitable for training energy control?

[Especially for a certain sun goddess.]

The third-generation divine body cannot fly.

[That's really embarrassing.]

This means you haven't even figured out the four fundamental forces of the universe.

Ah... Lena, who had been singled out for criticism, was stunned. She felt her cheeks burning, but she didn't know how to refute it.

However, today's release included "Problem Children."

[It reminds me of the White Demon's playground.]

I do have an idea.

There are already quite a few people in the live stream room.

Thinking about it carefully, I can totally play the games I've played before.

[It is represented in the form of a game instance.]

[For example: League of Legends, Battle Royale, Memorial Arena, Abyss Challenge, etc.]

This way, you can achieve the desired exercise effect.

It can also be used for entertainment.

As Gu Jing continued recording, he not only constructed his own game arena but also presented the scene of [Teyvat Battlefield] through live streaming.

The short 5-minute video demonstration had everyone in front of the screen, including Silver Wolf, on the edge of their seats, and the game arena was just completed.

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Ten minutes later, the live stream changed to a scene of a passenger plane flying over Teyvat. The beautiful scenery made Xiaolan and others, who couldn't speak, exclaim "S-King!" As the live stream camera zoomed in, the view turned to the interior of the passenger plane.

After greeting the camera, Yingmei, Xiaogong, Kurumi, Keqing, Amber, Barbara, Navia, Alicia, Buggy, Bronya, Xingbao, Silver Wolf, Rena, Qilin and others jumped out of the hatch with expressions that were both nervous and excited.

However, to ensure the fairness of the game, those participating in this round could not watch the live stream. Gu Jing and Paimon, who remained in the boarding hall, were responsible for providing commentary.

[Paimon: Great! As you can see, the map for this match is Liyue, and everyone's already getting moving! Let's start by choosing Luminous's perspective. Oh! She's chosen Liyue Harbor as her landing point!]

[Gu Jing: To be fair, as the richest nation in Teyvat, I placed the most supply crates in Liyue when designing the map.]

[Paimon: But even if the supply crates are full of supplies, it's useless if the bullets don't hit the target, right?]

[Gu Jing: Yes, Xiao Paimon understands perfectly, and we usually call this type of player "the master of human body outline".]

Paimon: Pfft~ So true!

The two commentators diligently enlivened the atmosphere, and He Xi and others watching on screen couldn't help but chuckle when their funny bone was touched.

In the live stream, Yingmei controlled her parachute to land at Yujingtai, and found an exquisite treasure chest at the spot where the old Zhong fell years ago. After opening the treasure chest, she found an AK, two boxes of 7.62 water bullets, a lightning-attribute God's Eye, a level 2 armor, and an explosive water splash bullet.

[Paimon: Hey! There's an Eye of the God in the supply crate?]

[Gu Jing: This is a unique gameplay feature. Getting hit by a bullet hurts a lot, so I changed the bullets in the guns to water bullets. Then the Eye of God will come with a skill. As a test version, there are currently only two skills: either enchanting the bullets or generating a shield. Yingmei picking up the Eye of God is the type that can be enchanted.]

[Gu Jing: And besides, with lightning elemental enchantments, as my sister Lisa would say, getting hit by them gives you a tingling, numb feeling~]

No sooner had she finished speaking than Yingmei encountered a bot character with a female NPC template from Genshin Impact, and she took the initiative and started firing her AK.

People watching on the screen could clearly see that when the robot was hit by the water bullet, purple lightning appeared on its body, its smooth hair became frizzy and turned into an afro while smoking, making its overall appearance very comical.

After consuming eight water bullets, the robot turned into specks of light and disappeared, leaving behind an ordinary treasure chest.

She ran over, opened the box, and glanced inside. Yingmei's excitement quickly turned to disappointment: "What? Just this little bit of stuff? It's completely useless to me..."

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Unable to suppress his laughter, Gu Jing noticed that the map on the big screen showed that some players had matched up. He immediately switched to the perspective of the players who were laning, and found that the two were actually Chongchong and Ailisia. Moreover, Chongchong even wanted to illegally team up with Ailisia.

With a quick glance and a playful expression, Alicia raised her hands to indicate that she wouldn't fire, then slowly stepped forward and tilted her head slightly to ask, "So...please accept my request?"

Upon seeing this, Chongchong smiled and said, "It's a pleasure to cooperate with you!"

Just when people thought the two guys were really planning to team up, they pulled out pistols and pointed them at each other.

*Snap, snap, snap...* Water bullets shot from the gun barrel soaked a large area of ​​the opponent's clothes, leaving him with only half his health.

They watched each other's actions with great surprise, and then, as if on cue, they distanced themselves and hid behind cover to call out to each other.

"Fine! I knew you pink-clad fat woman weren't serious about the collaboration!"

"Hmm~ That's called all's fair in war, and... it was clearly my dear Kiana who proposed to me first, but didn't you just shoot at me?"

"But you didn't agree, did you? Besides, there can only be one winner in this game, so eliminating competitors should be the priority."

"So decisive! As expected of the invincible Kiana! As for why I didn't agree just now? Well, I can't lie... Ah!"

Halfway through her sentence, the pink fairy, her cheeks flushed with embarrassment, gasped as she was hit by a water bullet because half of her buttocks was sticking out of the cover.

Those who saw this burst out laughing. Ellie should be happy that she got shot because of her big butt!

However, compared to Amber, Kurumi, and the others who were not very familiar with firearms and were just a bunch of noobs fighting each other, the rifle duel between Silver Wolf and Bronya was very thrilling and exciting, and the sniper duel between Navia and Kirin was also very exciting.

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However, while the gameplay of [Teyvat Battlefield] is more about fun, the gameplay modes that Gu Jing introduced in the following days, such as [Memory Battlefield], [Abyss Challenge], and [Summit Battle], undoubtedly put a person's actual combat ability to the test.

Even Keisha, Liang Bing, He Xi, and others can benefit from these projects and continuously hone their combat skills.