Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Kafka: That's the truth! I've wanted to say that before too!]

[Gu Jing: In that case, I'll go to Blue Dragon Academy with the little angel later to meet Liu Longlong.]

[Xingbao: No problem! This auntie has a great figure! (doge emoji)]

[Yanzi: I also agree to this marriage! But Jing-ge, don't forget to bring along our Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well @Gu Jing!]

[Silver Wolf: Pfft~ You should at least have talked to your grandpa! You didn't tell him anything, just sold the Ice and Fire Yin-Yang Well for a good price, and even urged that stinky treasure, the middleman, to hurry up and take it all away. This is such a filial act! *covers face and cries with laughter.jpg*]

[Yanzi: But I'm thinking... in the original timeline, the old man didn't leave me anything! This is still much better than him giving it to that nobody for free!]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Absolutely! Down with the scoundrels! It's everyone's responsibility!]

[Yingmei: Speaking of which, I have to praise Jing! Well done, Gu Jing! Your series of actions were truly those of an elegant villain! Tonight, I will definitely reward you properly in the form of the Abyss Princess! *winks*

[Lisa: Pfft~ Cutie, are you rewarding Jing or yourself? (Funny.jpg)]

[Piano Ensemble Leader: My dear Miss Lisa, seeing through things but not saying anything is also a virtue (laughs).]

[Qingque: No problem! Just remember to keep a diary afterwards! My sister loves reading it!]

[Black Tower: Oh? Are you talking about yourself as the younger sister? Or some other younger sister that's not convenient to mention? *winks and smiles*]

[Tingyun: Pfft! Lady Black Tower's wheel has run over this little girl's face again!]

[He Xi: Don't say I didn't warn you! To broaden the horizons of our little angels, the tomboy shared the livestream content on the Angel Legion's Dark Dimension communication channel.]

[Black Tower: Huh? Then I have to give your little angels a hundred million Black Tower shocks? Little angels, listen to this question—what part of a man's body do women like the most to be big, thick, and hard? (winking emoji)]

[Hu Tao: 666! Lady Black Tower is as formidable as ever!]

Looking at the comments in the live stream, even though everyone could guess that the answer to Black Tower's question was "wealthy and powerful," people from all over the world were still embarrassed by this shocking statement.

Moreover... even though they couldn't understand it before, after spending a lot of time in the live stream, Xiao Lan, the blushing little rabbit, and others gradually began to understand it instantly, they could all see that their innocence was disappearing at an unbelievable speed!

PS: The picture shows a goose.

Chapter 333 Everyone: "—!!!" Good heavens! Is "secret room" actually a verb?

The back mountain of Blue Dragon Academy is the private residence of Dean Erlong. The overall environment is very quiet and the flowers and plants are well taken care of.

But looking at the comments posted by Gu Jing and others, Liu Longlong, who was enjoying the afternoon, couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed. He never expected that he would be the one getting the gossip while he was just quietly watching, and the most shameful thing was that he couldn't refute it.

However, she actually liked this atmosphere where she could say whatever she wanted, and she couldn't wait for Gu Jing to come and see her.

The live stream suddenly switched, and viewers saw a slender figure—a beautiful woman wearing a black leather jacket.

He was currently lying comfortably on the roof of the two-story wooden house, basking in the sun.

She noticed that her high heels were a little loose, so she took them off.

Judging from her movements, it seemed she was about to take a sniff.

It was also at this time.

Realizing something was wrong, Liu Longlong immediately stopped what she was doing, her face flushed.

Enraged and humiliated.

She immediately threw the high heels she was holding at the live stream camera.

He gritted his teeth and roared in extreme anger and humiliation, "You little brat, you did this on purpose, didn't you? You'd better wait and see!!!"

******

Witnessing this scene through the live stream, Silver Wolf and others in front of the screen burst into laughter, and the live stream room was bustling with excitement.

[Silver Wolf: Pfft! You all saw that, right? You should pay attention to your personal image sometimes, otherwise you might get caught off guard and get yourself killed! (winking emoji)]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: Well~ I think it's normal. Everyone has some peculiar personal quirks in private. But that Mr. Fu Yangyang would probably have his faith collapse on the spot: No! My Niryū Goddess would never do something so outrageous!!! (laughing and crying.jpg)]

[Xingbao: In place! But this auntie doesn't actually need to panic!]

[Xingbao: Jing-ge doesn't care about these details! He's always so enthusiastic when I treat him to ice cream or chocolate! (hands on hips.jpg)]

[Yae no Miko: Speaking of this, I also remembered something. One morning when we were brushing our teeth together, A-Jing suddenly started blooming flowers around her mouth. At the time, I didn't know why, until later I found out that there was a legend in Sumeru that said the footprints left by the Flower Goddess would bloom into beautiful Patissara flowers! (Funny.jpg)]

[Black Tower: I can only say that truly liking someone isn't about saying it, but about proving it with your actions! Love is shown through actions! I really love the way my brother expresses love! *winks and smiles*]

[Gu Jing: Sigh~ To be honest, someone like me doesn't know how to express love. I just act on impulse. *winks and smiles*]

[Danzhu: Captain! Tell me more about the driving force! A friend of mine said she loves listening to this!]

Seeing the discussion in the bullet screen, Liu Longlong, who was originally ashamed of being killed by the company, was also distracted. Moreover, this bastard could even enjoy this kind of thing, so his feelings were undoubtedly very sincere and enviable.

******

However, just when people thought Gu Jing was about to appear, unexpectedly, the copy of the diary emitted a familiar vibration.

[About Liu Erlong and Bi Xiaodong—]

I remember a lyric about love that goes something like this.

What you can't have always seems more alluring.

Those who are favored often take it for granted.

These two sentences are absolutely perfect for describing Liu Longlong and Bi Xiaodong.

[Moreover, they are both typical examples of people who have lost in love.]

[A cinnabar mole and a white moonlight.]

A "cinnabar mole" refers to a member of the opposite sex who is charming, attractive, and passionate.

In simple terms, it's someone you can't help but care about.

Like a bright red birthmark on the chest, it is striking and unforgettable.

[Especially as it ferments and absorbs flavor over time.]

[Increasingly memorable.]

The "white moonlight" refers to the person of the opposite sex who leaves a beautiful memory in your heart.

[As pure and flawless as the moonlight at night.]

No matter how much time has passed.

The impression this person left on you remains beautiful and flawless.

[Unforgettable.]

However, the truth is as I just said.

[The cinnabar mole and the white moonlight—both are destined to be heartbreaks.]

The reason these kinds of people are remembered is often not because of extremely deep emotions.

On the contrary.

[Under the filter of 'love'.]

Men and women who fall in love usually only see the good side of each other.

[I just want the other person to see my strengths.]

[I don't really understand it at all.]

The most obvious example is the scene where Liu Longlong wanted to smell his shoes to see if they smelled bad.

This is only natural.

But she would never do that in front of Yu Xiaogang.

Because it would damage one's personal image.

You conceal a little, I conceal a little; you showcase your strengths, I showcase my strengths.

That's how the terms "white moonlight" and "cinnabar mole" came about.

But what truly makes it difficult to let go of these two relationships is...

Actually, it's more of a regret.

Seeing this, Yingmei and the others, who were immersed in happiness, did not feel much, but Liu Longlong felt as if he had been hit in the knee by a lot of arrows!

However, to be honest—

I personally believe these regrets were inevitable.

【why? 】

Because Gangzi really can't be relied on!

The Golden Sacred Dragon Martial Soul, when placed on him, turned into a thing that was neither pig nor dog.

Even their attack methods are utter nonsense.

As he himself said, "There are no useless martial spirits, only useless soul masters."

He himself knows he's a good-for-nothing!

Even Ah Ha would laugh and give a thumbs up, saying, "You little clown are the most ridiculous!"

Pfft~ Silver Wolf and the others burst out laughing unexpectedly. People from all over the Love Continent also came to Bengbu. It seems... that the sentence implying nonsense was actually referring to himself!

But speaking of which...

[And then something infuriating happened.]

This bastard clearly knows he's a piece of trash.

[Yet, like a toad lusting after a swan, he started talking about feelings with Bi Xiaodong.]

[They've been discovered and still want to elope with her!]

[He's more like Xiao Dong, the Pope's successor whom the Holy Soul Temple has painstakingly groomed!]

How dare he do that?

[And what happened? At the appointed time, they were obstructed and threatened by the Secret Chamber Douluo.]

That bastard didn't dare utter a single word.

They just ran away!