Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

With a slight twitch at the corner of his mouth, the two old men, unable to refuse, instantly got into character. Danzo, with a gloomy and indignant expression, was the first to begin his performance:

"Sarutobi!"

You'll regret this!

The Third Hokage, puffing on his pipe, gave him a deep look and retorted sharply, "Danzo, don't forget, I am the Hokage!"

Everyone: "..." They're all veteran actors! (Laughing and crying emoji)

Those who witnessed this scene couldn't help but chuckle. Gu Jing also left the office with a smile. Tsunade and Shizune were waiting downstairs. Judging from Tsunade's reproachful expression, her depressed mood had clearly improved a lot.

*******

That afternoon, Gu Jing and his two companions went on a shopping spree in the village's shopping street, indulging in all sorts of revenge spending, and sent all the bills to the Hokage's office.

Tsunade's smile returned, and the pressure on Shizune's shoulders gradually subsided. She couldn't help it; knowing that Kato Dan approached Tsunade on Danzo's orders, she felt genuinely guilty, though she didn't say it aloud.

When she brought up the matter, Tsunade laughed and patted her shoulder to comfort her, saying that she had long regarded Shizune as her own family, and that this matter had nothing to do with Shizune at all.

Touched, Gu Jing chuckled and whispered in her ear that if she felt pressured, she should just put in a little more effort next time she helped Tsunade push her butt. Enraged, the little follower pulled out a poison needle and chased him for two blocks, but was eventually caught in an alley and kissed by the scoundrel Gu Jing until she went limp.

As dusk fell, the three returned to the Senju camp with their spoils sealed in scrolls. The dusty house had already been cleaned up.

That's right, it was still Miss Luna who controlled the female demon armor and bore the burden of everything!

However, Shizune took on the responsibility of preparing dinner. After all, she saw herself as a little follower, leaving all the chores to Luna. So, apart from helping Tsunade push her butt when she was tired and eating the extra three-colored dumplings, what other value did she have as a little follower? She didn't want any of those kinds of things!

******

As the night deepened outside the window, it was hard to comment on the idea of ​​keeping quiet, but the two seasoned lazy dogs thoroughly enjoyed being taken care of.

Watching the virtuous Jingyin bustling about in the kitchen, Gu Jing lay on the sofa like a white-haired paramecium.

Tsunade, who was even lazier than him, pressed her entire body against him, and only when Gu Jing hugged and touched her did the woman smile with satisfaction.

But honestly, for a woman who looks chubby at first glance, has a particularly thin waist, and a curvy figure, just smelling her feminine scent is enough to make you feel good, not to mention that she lets you touch her all over.

After playing around for a while, amidst the astonished gazes of the people, Gu Jing grabbed Tsunade's ankle and began to examine her jailer with great interest.

Under the live broadcast camera, the veins on her smooth instep were visible, which only made the surrounding skin look even whiter. Although Tsunade, as a ninja, rarely dressed up, her curled toes were painted with a layer of bright red nail polish, making her already beautiful and well-proportioned jailer look even more exquisite and alluring.

[Ruan Mei: Seeing this, I must remind you @Gu Jing, studying medicine can cure smelly feet, but it can't cure athlete's foot in your mouth.]

[Gu Jing: Cough... What are you saying? Do you think I'm the kind of person who would be unable to resist tasting a prison guard during a live stream? Righteous and indignant.jpg]

[Kasumigaoka Utaha: Well~ I wasn't worried at first, but seeing how unsure Kei-kun seems, I can't help but have some doubts.]

[Yukino: You shouldn't, at least not, tag Gu Jing. I'm begging you, have some shame!]

[Hiratsuka Shizuka: There's an abyss ahead!]

[Gu Jing: Pfft~ Why do you guys seem more nervous than I am?]

[Black Tower: This is simply because you've always been a person of integrity; it's an idol effect, and they're worried you'll become corrupted because of it.]

[He Xi: But what's even more infuriating is that you're not going crazy over me. What's that saying again? I was here first! (Funny.jpg)]

[Gu Jing: It's got that vibe, but why haven't I seen you send me a private message?]

[He Xi: Huh? Isn't that sneaking out?]

[Gu Jing: How could that be? Feelings are built through communication. Even a simple "good morning" or "good night" lets someone know you're thinking of them.]

[Liang Bing: That sounds nice, but why don't you send me a good morning message?]

[Gu Jing: That's because you're a bit of a weirdo. Before you've won me over, if someone's too attentive, you'll treat them like a simp. And simps... tsk tsk~ Karl has been simping you for 30,000 years, not to mention confessions, greetings, and countless roses that are rare in the entire universe, and yet you haven't even held his hand, have you?]

[Liang Bing: There's nothing I can do about it, if I don't like someone, I just don't like them. But you're different; I'm still very interested in you.]

[Gu Jing: Let's skip it. You're such a contradictory woman. You probably haven't even realized it yourself, but you actually only feel comfortable when you're being abused.]

[Liang Bing: Bullshit!]

[Gu Jing: Whether it's nonsense or not, you know best. Like drinking water, only you know if it's hot or cold. For example, what were you thinking when I rejected you just now?]

[Liang Bing: What thoughts could I possibly have? I don't feel anything! Absolutely nothing!]

[Gu Jing: If I don't feel anything, it means I don't like you. But based on what I know about you, if you really had feelings for someone, you'd only become more determined after setbacks.]

[Liang Bing: Stop being so self-righteous! What the hell do you know about me?]

[Gu Jing: Tsk, getting impatient already? You're really lame. But it's not a big problem. To put it bluntly, your symptoms are just that you've been lonely for too long, and only through suffering can you feel the meaning of life and stimulate your numb heart. Although it sounds strange, if I'm in a good mood, I'm not incapable of fulfilling your needs. Like right now—I'm peeling back the layers of your heart like an onion. It might make you angry and unable to hold back your rage, but if you pay close attention, can you feel a little bit of a different kind of stimulation?]

[Liang Bing: ...Screw you! I'm not sick!]

[Gu Jing: Hmm, I didn't say you were sick, but those drunk guys also like to say they're not drunk... ...winking emoji]

[Liang Bing: Damn it! This is impossible to explain! I'm just logging off, okay?!]

Everyone: "..." 6!

Watching their conversation, those who knew the situation understood that Gu Jing was teasing and flirting with Liang Bing, while those who didn't were amused by Liang Bing's excited reaction.

But there's one thing I can't quite figure out: is Liang Bing really like Gu Jing said, that only through suffering can one understand the meaning of life? Her reaction—seemingly unable to defend herself and then turning around and running away—is rather ambiguous.

However... after licking Liang Bing's boots for 30,000 years without even holding her hand, that guy named Karl is undoubtedly truly pathetic.

*******

In the live stream, while the person cooking in the kitchen was still a little while away, Gu, who was in the living room with Tsunade in his arms, started talking about the New World with a smile.

[Gu Jing: Speaking of which, have any of you in the Honkai Impact world noticed something? The characters who appeared in Neon Genesis Evangelion actually look very familiar? *winks and smiles*]

Theresa: Hmph~ It's amazing you, this lecherous captain, can even think of the New World! But what you're talking about, I thought of it after watching *Neon Genesis Evangelion* yesterday! For example... Misato Katsuragi and Himeko are both very reliable but unmarriageable seniors! Asuka and Kiana, with their tsundere princess attributes, are also similar! Rei Ayanami and Bronya are both emotionless girls, and Shinji Ikari and Mei, born in the Far East, are just like 'I can't do anything'! *covers mouth and laughs.jpg*

[Raiden Mei: Uh... I can't really argue with that. (laughing and crying emoji)]

[Himeko: Heh~ Times have changed, Theresa. The one who still hasn't married herself off is you, isn't she? (Playful emoji)]

[Bronya: Actually, Bronya isn't a true emotionless girl. Besides, Bronya has Seele, the headmistress, the class representative, and everyone else around her. But in terms of the attributes of the characters in the story, hmm... we are indeed quite similar...]

Kiana: The combat suit is just so revealing, and the story of this world... is a complete tragedy from beginning to end.

[Kafka: Although it's a tragedy, the story is very interesting 0.6, especially the family relationships, which are clearly portrayed—the father treats his daughter like a lover, the daughter sees her mother as a rival, the mother dotes on her son, and the son is usually extremely indifferent to his father.]

[Xingbao: Sigh~ That's all big data. I'm different. My dear Kafka mom is my most reliable ally! (winking emoji)]

[Heita said with great interest: Actually, if you don't mind, I can be your mother too.]

[Xingbao: Don't be a slut, Ruan Mei's mother is more like it @RuanMei!]

[Ruan Mei: Although I have no experience in this area, I think it's worth a try. Check your phone; I've transferred the nutrition fee to you.]

Ruan Mei, being straightforward, immediately sent Xiao Xingxing a sum of credits as a nutrition fee. Curious people couldn't help but ask how much it was, and Xiao Xingxing sent a screenshot to thank Ruan Mei.

A million credit points left both those in the know and those unaware speechless. After all, who wouldn't want a beautiful, kind-hearted, and wealthy mother who offered nutrition fees in the millions without hesitation?

However, when the topic of the New World came up, Misato Katsuragi and the others whose names were mentioned had mixed feelings.

The combat suit...it's definitely a little bit revealing. Even though nothing's showing, the curves of her body are immediately apparent. But what exactly is this tragedy? You guys better explain yourselves!

PS: The picture shows Asuka.

Chapter 367 Kaguya-sama: Suddenly talking about daughters is so embarrassing!

That evening, after dinner, a female ANBU member wearing a cat mask and with long purple hair arrived at the Senju headquarters with a large amount of information, as instructed by the Third Hokage.

Having witnessed Gu Jing controlling the Third Hokage and Danzo through the live stream of the diary copy, Uzuki Yugao was well aware that with Gu Jing's support, Tsunade was the uncrowned queen. Moreover, Tsunade was also the idol of many female ninjas in Konoha.

Especially after the Third Hokage personally admitted to doing so many wrong things, Uzuki Yugao also really hoped that Tsunade could succeed as Hokage.

However, the two lazy dogs, who had just finished eating and drinking, were vying for Shizune's shoulder massage service. The arrival of Uzuki Yugao relieved them of the struggle. And that's the good thing about ninjas; even if they are shy, they can still obey orders.

[Silver Wolf: Actually, there's something I've never understood. Compared to ordinary people who can't refine chakra, you ninjas are practically superhuman. But whether it's a large or small country, the development of ninja villages is always restricted by the daimyo, economically held hostage. And it's the kind of situation where you willingly offer yourself up to be held hostage, without ever thinking about changing it. It seems like you ninjas are just destined to be wage slaves, born with superhuman physiques? Don't you know anything besides fighting and killing, @Tsunade?]

[Tsunade: Uh... this question is quite thought-provoking...]

[Black Tower: But actually, it's not just that. Boruto exposes even more problems. Treating scientific ninja tools as cheating is laughable. If scientific ninja tools are cheating, then why not ban explosive tags? That's such outdated thinking.]

[Star Treasure: After all, it's not a power he cultivated himself, yet he considers it his glory. Boruto, that idiot, really deserves to be scolded. However, I also agree with Ms. Black Tower's point of view. Ninjas' minds do need to be liberated. Ninjutsu is clearly more suitable for development. Yang Release is used for medical purposes, so why not use Water Release for irrigation or Earth Release for terrain modification?]

[He Xi: I think the first thing we should do is achieve unity. As long as we work together towards a common goal, everything we want to do will be much simpler...]

*******

While the two were looking through Konoha's top-secret documents, Shizune and Uzuki Yugao, who were once classmates, obediently massaged their shoulders and legs.

But as she watched everyone brainstorming and discussing, Tsunade, who was gradually losing her train of thought, became somewhat brain-overloaded and dazed. Especially with Gu Jing beside her, she immediately sprawled out on the sofa like a little star baby.

Not long after, Gu Jing put down the documents and saw Tsunade slacking off. He couldn't help but chuckle: "Don't tell me you're thinking of backing down now?"

Tsunade, now receiving attention, couldn't help but complain: "But this is really troublesome, I have absolutely no clue what to do!"

"Besides, isn't this supposed to be rest time?"

Why do we still need to work?

"Spare me!"

Kaguya Shinomiya and the others' eyes turned icy: You worthless sow, is your body good for nothing but a filthy body? Don't you know you're causing trouble for Kei-kun? Get down on your knees and apologize!

However, upon hearing this, Gu Jing smiled and opened his arms to her. Tsunade, seeing this, immediately beamed and slipped into his arms to be held.

But just when people thought Gu Jing was somewhat infatuated with beauty, they saw him flip Tsunade, who was acting coquettishly towards him, over and place her horizontally on his thighs, deforming her plump buttocks in an instant, and then raise his hand to deliver a very loud slap:

"You like to be lazy, don't you?"

"You want to give up, huh?"

"I can tell you clearly don't respect me!"

"He deserves to be hit!"

With each sentence he spoke, he slapped her across the face. Tsunade was stunned by the blows, her cheeks flushed red, and her expression changed from astonishment to shame and indignation.

Even though she couldn't break free, she couldn't help but turn around and argue with him: "How did I not respect you? Don't you also leave work as soon as the sun sets every day? I learned to do this from you! Is that wrong?"

Pia—the extremely comfortable feel made Gu slap her again. Seeing her embarrassed and indignant expression, his smile became even more mocking:

"My foolish Tsunade, how can we be compared?"

"I'm able to leave work on time because I've arranged everything."

"And you? You're about to take over as Hokage, and soon you'll have to face Orochimaru's revenge on Konoha. There are still many issues to consider."

"These problems have not been resolved properly."