Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

Chapter 378 Everyone: You think this is collecting CGs?! (laughing and crying emoji)

White Yaksha's idea is obviously correct. Recently, Gu Jing has been distributing diary copies whenever he discovers a new world, but there aren't many people in the "Problem Children" world who have diary copies: Black Rabbit, White Yaksha, Halloween Queen, Leticia, and Canary.

However, upon learning that Gu Jing's next stop was the Little Garden, Silver Wolf and the others, who had already read the relevant information, couldn't help but chuckle.

[Silver Wolf: Speaking of "Problem Children," I really can't hold back anymore. The first part mainly focused on building the concept of a miniature garden, and the second part didn't reveal who the demon king who destroyed [Arcadia] was. And the lack of a sequel means the story has already been ruined, right? In this situation, how do you find the real culprit? *winks*

[White Demon: Sigh~ So what? Even if no one sings your story, don't you still need to eat, drink, relieve yourself, and sleep?]

[Yae no Miko: Pfft~ That's a very insightful understanding. And speaking of stories, many people's entire lives, when written down, amount to only a few lines; the vast majority are just mundane tales. But compared to the past, we now have far more choices!]

[Black Tower: Not bad! But speaking of which, I can't help but wonder, if our story were recorded as a novel, would it be categorized as a "little imperial book"? This isn't just idle talk! Take my current situation, for example, whenever I enter a live stream, I'm either doing something suggestive or on my way to doing something suggestive! I need to eat several meals of my brother's three-colored dumplings every day to feel satisfied! lol.jpg]

[Yingmei: Oh no! That's it! Now that you mention it, I suddenly feel like there's a pink "[sexy]" character above my head all the time!]

[Paimon: Pfft~ It's a good thing you have some self-awareness, but strictly speaking, shouldn't it be a bright red "[Danger]" sign?]

[StarBaby: NoNoNo, little Paimon, you don't understand, do you? The character [危] means 'Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice', and the character [涩] means 'Burning Waves: Fireflies Bloom Twice'! (doge.jpg)]

[Qingque: Perfect! (laughing and crying emoji)]

[Alicia: I can only say, as expected of a Star Child! But if such a recorder really existed, who do you think it would be?]

[Gu Jing: Who knows? But if I could, I sincerely hope the other person is a long-haired older sister with a 36D bust, wearing black stockings and a cheongsam!]

[Hiluva: Haha! You really have wild ideas! But everyone saw it, right? Someone's revealed their fantasies!]

[He Xi: Received! I'm dragging this tomboy on a shopping spree on Earth later!]

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Three more days passed in the blink of an eye, and as Tsunade and the others got back to work, the Ninja Alliance became increasingly stable.

That noon, after bidding farewell to each of his new wives, Gu Jing embarked on his journey once again. However, perhaps because the journey was longer this time, the live stream went black. While idly traveling through the corridor, Gu Jing left behind a new entry in his diary.

[What I've gained and what new journey await me in the world of Naruto—]

As everyone knows, in my personal tastes, both cute girls and older women suit my preferences.

[And in the world of Naruto, there are many who meet the criteria.]

However, the contact time has been relatively short.

Currently, only the following 12 people have become my wives: Tsuna, Mei, Shizune, Kurenai-sensei, Yugao, Kurotsuchi, Temari, Samui, Azai, Nekomi (Yugito), Nanami, and Karin.

[Here, I feel it's necessary to continue writing the "Naruto Roster".]

[I already wrote about the TOP 1 stencil last time.]

[Now continue recording!]

[TOP 2: Nanami Uzumaki and Karin Uzumaki.]

[Reason for inclusion: Perverted nymphomaniac, rice bowl, bespectacled girl, smoky, poor chest, head full of lewd nonsense.]

Speaking of glasses, I don't know what everyone thinks.

However, in my personal opinion, many women who wear glasses have a special charm!

[And nine out of ten of them have a high fever!]

[The last one is especially hot!]

[Our first meeting—or rather, our long-awaited encounter through a live stream, culminating in a formal in-person meeting.]

[Mrs. Nanami and Karin both said they wanted to be my dogs.]

That makes it hard for me to refuse!

[And those two guys are really some kind of perverted nymphomaniac!]

The more you humiliate them!

They became even more enthusiastic!

What's even more interesting is that this attribute is locked!

What does this mean?

Simply put, they seem perfectly normal in front of others.

[He'll talk back when insulted and fight back when hit; he's just a normal person.]

However, a special state will be activated when they are in front of me.

They blush and go limp at the slightest touch; the more you call them sluts or perverts to their faces, the more excited they become!

But you know what?

Even disregarding the added benefit of the rice bowl!

This feeling of being irreplaceable is just so incredibly appealing!

[Should I say, no wonder she's a woman with the surname Whirlpool?]

[Truly unfathomable!]

With a slight flicker in their eyes, Yingmei and the others, who were seeing this for the first time, felt like they had learned something new. Lady Black Tower even summarized with great interest: "When the bird grows big, you'll find all kinds of birds in the forest!" This drew a burst of laughter and agreement from everyone.

However, the contents of the diary are not so friendly to other people who wear glasses, such as Sugar, Eri Kisaki, Nia Honjou, and Fu Hua.

As their cheeks flushed red, they inwardly refuted the slander! What did they mean by saying that nine out of ten women who wear glasses are hot-tempered, and then there's the last one who's especially hot-tempered? They clearly weren't hot-tempered at all!

Little did they know that Yukiko and Midori Kuriyama, who were quite familiar with Eri, both thought Gu Jing was right: Eri/Teacher does indeed have a very unique charm!

As for Nanami Uzumaki and Karin Uzumaki, the two involved parties? They fainted from excitement on the spot!

In addition, many people seized the key point and placed orders on the spot for glasses without prescription, ready to enhance their attributes!

(oω`o)?

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【TOP 3: Konoha's Special Jonin Team (Shizune, Kurenai Yuhi, Yugao Uzuki, Anko Mitarashi, Rin Nohara)】

[Reason for inclusion: Classmates, bedmates, each with their own unique strengths, and all are dashing and spirited.]

Everyone should be familiar with the concept of muting.

Just like Tsunade said, she may seem ordinary at first glance, but she actually possesses many strengths.

[Aside from the less-than-ideal braised pork belly.]

From every angle, he's a perfect wife candidate!

[And another thing, you might not believe it.]

[When I first saw her appear in the anime.]

I thought she was a man!

No! You're not alone! Me too! People burst out laughing and couldn't help but flood the screen with comments; even those who were muted were exhausted!

He felt wronged but said nothing, swallowing his anger. However, the live stream, which was still black, suddenly switched to the Hokage's office, and people could immediately see the little follower secretly wiping away tears.

[Pfft~ You, you clearly can't bear this kind of grievance, but you won't tell me.]

It must be so painful to keep everything bottled up inside.

[If I didn't have some feelings for you, I wouldn't have thought of looking at you.]

I had no idea.

But I can't come back right now to give you a hug.

Seeing you cry is something I find incredibly painful to bear.

What should I do?

Seeing this, Black Tower and others, always eager for drama, couldn't help but flood the screen with comments: Don't fall for it! This guy is using your CPU!!!

Yingmei and others who have had similar experiences also warn: That's how boys are. They like to make you angry, and then when you really can't hold back your anger, they want to make you happy again. What's that all about? Guys who like to play with your feelings are really wicked!

However, Shizune, who genuinely felt wronged, didn't immediately forgive him: "It's all your fault, you're always bullying me..."

【Hmm~ You don't understand, do you?】

[Mute the angry voice, mute the happy voice, mute the pouting voice, mute the serious voice, mute the shy voice, mute the blushing voice...]

[No matter what form the silence takes, it's always adorable to me.]

You're saying I'm bullying you? I admit it, I really do enjoy bullying you, you pushover!

Everyone: "..." Do you think this is a CG collection?! (laughing and crying emoji)

But seeing Gu Jing's confident demeanor in his words, Jingyin felt both helpless and somewhat amused:

"It's like they owed you something in their past life!"

"I'm truly impressed by you!"

"But let's leave the small talk here."

Everyone's waiting for your diary update!

Seeing Jingyin smile, Alicia and the others knew that Gu Jing had appeased her, and they all responded with comments: That's right! Gu Jing, please update soon!

But people like Eriri the Silver Wolf couldn't help but exclaim in the comments: Tsk, this old sixth brother has shown off again!

Unable to suppress his amusement, Gu Jing replied to Chongchong's voice message with a smile, "Received, received." He then invited Jingyin to have sex with him that night in the private chat. Seeing Jingyin's cheeks turn bright red instantly on the live stream screen, and she reply with an "Mmm..." as if she were doing something wrong, Gu Jing, in a good mood, then sorted out his thoughts and continued updating.

[After talking about Shizune, let me talk about my dear Kurenai Yuhi.]

Strictly speaking, Sister Hong is currently in a rather special period.

[Like someone who has only been working for less than two years in modern society.]

[She appears mature, but still retains a touch of naiveté.]

[I've acquired some skills, but I'm not yet proficient in them.]

To put it bluntly, it just requires a lot of practice!

From what I've observed—

On the first day, Sister Hong was a complete novice.