Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

However, speaking of red beans, I must remind her of something here.

The three-colored dumplings from Konoha are very sweet.

Eating too much can easily lead to weight gain.

[The reason I didn't gain weight before was because of Orochimaru's cursed seal.]

[But on the original timeline.]

[The curse mark has been lost.]

Did you know that a small red bean can turn into a big sweet potato?

Pfft~ That's so apt! People burst out laughing on the spot. Red Bean herself was a little embarrassed and angry. She called him both an idiot and a sweet potato. It's a good thing this bastard wasn't around, otherwise she would have taken out a kunai and poked a few holes in him!

But I must say—

Red Bean is a pretty optimistic guy.

[The Orochimaru situation...]

Many people feel that Orochimaru didn't take her with him when he left.

I just don't want to involve her.

Although I agree with this statement.

But the truth is actually quite obvious.

Orochimaru was more concerned with the portion of his soul that he had left within the cursed seal.

Furthermore, Anko, whom he left in Konoha, inevitably faced ostracism from her colleagues because of him.

[The fact that Anko didn't develop into a hapless kid like Sasuke, who dislikes everyone, shows how optimistic she is.]

Therefore, I strongly support Red Bean's idea of ​​smashing his dog's head in.

However, as Orochimaru's apprentice...

It's not all bad, though.

For example, I noticed it when we ate together.

[You take a big chicken leg, slurp it up once, and all that's left is a bone. That's amazing oral technique!]

Of course, putting Anko, Shizune, Teacher Kurenai, Yugao, and Nohara Rin in the same group is currently just my idea.

It is the hope in my heart.

I hope that one day they can become close friends from school.

[They truly became bedmates and close friends.]

Everyone: "..." You're not even trying to hide it anymore, are you?

But looking at Gu Jing's description of red beans eating chicken legs, those who had eaten Sancai Dumplings couldn't help but marvel: This move is too powerful!

While those still marveling at her power were not, the others, including Uzuki Yugao, who were right next to Hongdou, couldn't help but ask her for advice. Suddenly finding herself becoming popular, Hongdou hummed softly, and her opinion of Gu Jing became complicated.

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[TOP 4: Kushina Uzumaki, Mikoto Uchiha]

[Reason for inclusion: Fourth Hokage's wife, Uchiha clan head's wife, one fiery, one gentle, best friends for life.]

Speaking of Kushina Uzumaki, I'm reminded of the saying: "She weighs 100 pounds, but has a rebellious streak of 99 pounds."

Kushina is definitely the type who never grows up.

While growing older will make her more mature, she will always give off a lively and playful vibe. Once you get to know her, you'll find that she's actually quite gentle inside, but she can be very stubborn and loves to argue, making you want to teach her a lesson.

However, I didn't expect this guy to actually fall for this!

The more assertive I am, the more she likes it!

The more you spank her, the worse she gets!

She'll become an obedient and clingy little darling the more she does!

She can be cute, charming, and silly; she gives off a very endearing and innocent vibe.

[It often makes me want to destroy the Seventh Hokage's spawn point!]

But it's also quite interesting.

[If I pull up my pants, and something in life bothers her, even if I didn't do anything to upset her, this woman will still glare at me angrily and give me a cold shoulder!]

It seemed as if all the enthusiasm displayed throughout the process was an act.

So sometimes I can't help but think about it.

Is she deliberately going against me because she wants me to do this or that to her, but is too embarrassed to tell me directly?

Everyone: "..." 6! (Eating melon seeds, eating melon seeds.jpg)

Upon seeing this, many people turned to the next page, confirming that the person had not mentioned Kushina Uzumaki or Mikoto Uchiha when talking about his wife. After a moment's thought, Black Tower and the others smiled knowingly.

Yes, Gu Jing was talking about his wife earlier, but Kushina and Mikoto are still officially someone else's wives!

Kushina and Mikoto Uchiha, who had also thought of this, blushed so deeply they were practically steaming. They felt morally ashamed of Gu Jing's subtle and overt flirting, but this shame also brought them an indescribable thrill.

However, compared to Kushina, who, once she came to her senses, had her red hair flowing and entered her 'Red Hot Chili Pepper' state, saying she was going to smash someone's head, Uchiha Mikoto was very gentle and persuaded her for quite a while.

She said that Jingjun only mentioned her because he liked her, and advised Kushina not to always go against Gu Jing, since they were both mothers and needed to learn to control their temper. She also said that some jokes shouldn't be taken too seriously.

Kushina, persuaded by her, eventually gave her face, but the ongoing updates to her diary made it difficult for Mikoto Uchiha to stay calm.

Compared to Kushina, Mikoto is truly a quintessential Japanese housewife.

She is a very virtuous woman in public.

In reality, however, they buried all their emotions deep inside.

[Once you encounter a blond guy like me.]

She simply can't help but unleash her true nature.

[What impressed me the most.]

[As expected, it's this one—(Uchiha Mikoto's voice: "Ugh, how could I show such an ugly side in front of Kei-kun... Red bean paste private bash! I'm not a good wife! I'm not a good mother either...")]

Everyone: "—!!!" Holy crap! This is amazing! Thumbs up.jpg

Honestly, when Gu Jing said that Uchiha Mikoto was a very standard Japanese wife, everyone thought he was trying to praise her as a Yamato Nadeshiko. They never expected that the so-called Japanese wife would be like this!

No wonder Mikoto Uchiha apologized to them; she deserved to apologize! She not only let down the Uchiha father and son, but also their expectations!

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Mikoto Uchiha, who was killed on the spot, smiled with her eyes narrowed as if she was very happy. However, Kushina, who was sitting next to her, could clearly feel the murderous aura. Moreover, upon closer inspection, it could be seen that Mikoto Uchiha's narrowed eyes were clearly emitting a bright red light, and the pattern that unfolded from it was a kaleidoscope.

But thinking about it a little, it's not entirely incomprehensible. She was trying to comfort Kushina in a nice and gentle way, but someone turned around and stabbed her in the back!

That's really too much!

[To be honest, although this sentence structure sounds provocative, I don't think Misaka needs to apologize to them.]

Why do I say this? This has to do with the current appearances of Itachi and Sasuke Uchiha. Their skin isn't as fair as it is in the anime, and their overall facial features aren't as striking!

What does this tell us? It means that in the original timeline, these two idiots could have been quite good-looking.

[To a large extent, it's all thanks to the excellent genes provided by Mikoto!]

[Misaka-nee is not here now.]

These two are just...unpleasant to look at!

Upon seeing this, people's eyes widened: Wow! That's a really tricky angle!

Tsunade, laughing heartily, even posted a comparison picture of Sasuke Uchiha's face in the live stream, which attracted many curious viewers to click and take a look.

Then it was discovered that although their appearances were not too different, the subtle adjustments to their facial features and the differences in their skin had indeed lowered Uchiha Sasuke's overall appearance, which completely proved that what Gu Jing had just said was correct!

Under Kushina's gaze, Mikoto Uchiha's smile, which was already narrowed, took on a more genuine quality.

After all, this evidence is enough to prove that she really has no relation to the Uchiha father and son, so why should she feel guilty? And although her Jingjun is a bastard who likes to bully her, he does have feelings for her.

Thinking of this, Mrs. Mikoto silently changed her mind and canceled her plan to learn cooking from Lei Yingdian. Instead, she changed the dessert she was going to prepare for Gu Jing that afternoon back to a love meal.

PS: The image is of Kushina Uzumaki.

Chapter 380 White Yaksha: You'll be scalded to death if you dare come in!!!

As the diary entries reached this point, the live stream screen displayed a view that, from an overhead perspective, the entire miniature garden resembled a circular supercontinent.

The continent floats in another dimension, with the elevation increasing towards the center. Clear water flows down the edges, and a golden pillar of light stands at the very center. This pillar of light is the world axis that supports the other dimension and is also the [central hub of the miniature garden].

Gu Jing, who had officially arrived in the world of "Problem Children," did not stop keeping a diary.

As he watched the Little Garden Continent with a slight smile on his lips, his upright figure stood in the void, holding a diary in one hand and inputting information with his mind.

[I actually have two more combinations I haven't mentioned yet.]

[TOP 5: The Future Wife-Friendly Duo (Hinata, Hanabi, Sakura, Ino, Tenten).]

[TOP 6: The Female Ninja Alliance (Tsunade, Konan, Mei Terumi, Samui, Yugito, Azaburo, Kurotsuchi, Temari)]

However, they have already arrived in the world of "Problem Children".

Let's leave that for later.

Also, it's really fine if you want to give me a name.

But whatever you do, don't imitate Minato Namikaze.

I don't want to become a 'Super Gold Triple Spiral Flash Burst XXX'.

That would be such a terrible thing.

Pfft~ Some people burst out laughing on the spot because they found it funny. Minato Namikaze is indeed a very talented name-giving genius.

Speaking of Minato Namikaze, we must also mention Kushina Uzumaki. After learning the truth, Kushina was actually very resistant to the title of the Fourth Hokage's wife, always feeling that the title was a mockery of her and that she was being treated like a fool.

But... eating Gu's tricolor dumplings under this identity really felt great to her!

It wasn't just targeting Minato Namikaze, but rather revenge for the way Mito Uzumaki, the Third Hokage, Danzo, and others had conspired to fool her!