Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

[Black Tower: But on the other hand, if only the title of the play is left dead, wouldn't everyone be able to have a happy reunion in the afterlife?]

[Hu Tao: This is... even I, the head of this hall, can't laugh at something like this. (laughing and crying emoji)]

[March 7th: But it's not just *Akatsuki no Akame ga Kill!*, *Madoka Magica*, *Attack on Titan*, *Violet Evergarden*, *Inuyasha*, *Ling Cage*, and *Dark Souls* also have a lot of heart-wrenching moments! After watching them all, I'm completely numb!]

[Eri: (Sobbing) This collection of razor blades is pure hell! Mom is crying with me now! If it weren't for Sandwich-chan saving me from this unhappiness, I would have sent a whole bunch of razor blades to Kei!!!]

[Xingbao: Pfft~ If you say that, I can't help but laugh.]

[Fireworks: As we all know, comedy is someone else's tragedy; happiness and such are usually determined by comparison.]

[White Demon: Got it! When you're unhappy, look at others; seeing that they're worse off than you makes you happy!]

[Gu Jing: According to the law of conservation of smiles, smiles don't appear out of thin air, nor do they disappear inexplicably; they simply transfer from one person's face to another. For example, I suddenly remembered Leticia's actions just now. Being able to go home should be a good thing, but instead, she deliberately destroyed the entire wall, leaving the window a complete mess! What? You don't know the cost of living until you're in charge? The repair costs for this wall will be deducted from your next paycheck, @BlackRabbit!]

[Black Rabbit: Huh? Didn't Lady Leticia break the window? Why are they deducting the repair costs from her wages?]

[Gu Jing: Say one more word and I'll cut off your internet and ban 76 of your game accounts!]

[Silver Wolf: ? ? ? ? ? ? ]

[Kafka: Let me show you a treasure. (Silver Wolf.gif)]

[Xingbao: 6!]

Pfft~ The silver wolf in the picture, sitting cross-legged on the sofa, laughing and blowing bubbles, suddenly widened his eyes in astonishment. Chewing gum bubbles stuck to his face, and he revealed a gritted-teeth expression. People's mouths also involuntarily turned into grins.

I suddenly had a very deep impression and understanding of the law of conservation of smiles that Gu Jing just mentioned.

[Silver Wolf: You two are dead today @Gu Jing, @Kafka!!!]

PS: The image shows Silver Wolf VI.

Chapter 386 Yan Fei: Xing, @Gu Jing, friend, you're free and haven't passed away...

The two scoundrels' combined anger turned into memes, and many people felt that if the Evil Sword Immortal stood next to Silver Wolf, he would probably be invincible!

For Leticia, an honest woman who would rather suffer a loss herself than not help her relatives and friends, she probably wouldn't feel any pain if her own salary was deducted, but she would learn her lesson if her friends and relatives' salaries were deducted because of her.

The most surprising were Xiao Wu, Ning Rongrong, and Zhu Zhuqing, as people originally thought they were all ready to charge into battle.

The result was that Gu Jing was asked to help check their learning progress and use mental arithmetic to check if their primary school education was genuine. After the check, it was found that their education was indeed fake. However, as encouragement, Gu Jing still rewarded them with hot tricolor dumplings.

Although it was still the same as before, all that could be seen were shadows and the conversations of the four people could be heard, but Black Tower and the others watched with great interest. Especially for Asuka Kudo, Yo Kasukabe, Yuri Hanazono, Jashin-chan, Kikyo, Kagome Higurashi, Esdeath, Madoka Kaname, Mikasa, Kui Shirazuki, and Fire Keeper, who had just obtained the diary copy, tonight's live stream was undoubtedly a valuable experience, and it helped them grow a lot.

*******

Before they knew it, it was noon the next day. The familiar vibration came again, and people flocked to the live broadcast room once more. Watching Gu Jing sitting alone at the "897" dining table, reading a book and eating lunch, those who had just aired their quilts that morning blushed and felt a little complicated.

[March 7th: Oh dear~ What's going on today? Lazybones Jing is already in the mood to read as soon as he gets up? *winks*]

[Gu Jing: Haha~ Actually, I've been up for a while, but Tao Tao knows me. Work starts after lunch, and there's absolutely no way I'd go to work early. So, since I have nothing to do, I'll just read some light novels.]

[Qingque: Haha, not bad, not bad. Work isn't about gaining value, it's about exchanging labor for pay. Being able to steal a moment of leisure in your busy schedule is what truly gives you value!]

[Lisa: In the end, work is never-ending. As long as we can achieve our goals on time, why not save ourselves some effort?]

[Black Tower: Hmm, I agree with that theory, but you need to be more careful, @Lisa. After watching so many works, I've noticed that in our anime world, the side ponytail hairstyle is really dangerous. And it seems that wind-type characters in your Teyvat continent are somewhat unlucky. You've practically got all the flags stuck on you, you know that? *winks*

[Guild Leader: ...]

[Xianyun: ...]

【granulated sugar:...】

[Falushan: ...]

Lynette: ...

[Lisa: Pfft~ Thanks for reminding me.]

[Gu Jing: It's not a big problem. The male wind element is more unlucky with his friends, but the female wind element is actually fine.]

That's what they said, but seeing that almost all the wind-type characters who could speak were brought out, people who could get the joke couldn't help but chuckle.

[Lei Movie: By the way, what's the name of the light novel you're reading, @Gu Jing?]

[Gu Jing: *Exploding Flame Fairy*, a work by Yamada Fairy. The protagonist is overpowered and incredibly satisfying, the climax scenes are also very exciting, and it's a harem anime with very detailed explicit content. The only thing that bothered me was that the male protagonist was a bit hesitant when he was having sex with the women, almost like a girl. I guess that's a Japanese tradition.]

[Ruri Gokou: Oh, so it was that guy. But compared to "Bakuen Fairy," I really prefer Senju Muramasa's "Fantasy Demon Blade." His latest work is a masterpiece, and it gives me a very strong sense of déjà vu.]

[Kaguya Houraisan: Oh? How do you describe the strong sense of déjà vu?]

[Ruri Gokou: To put it simply, the protagonist of the story is a female fox spirit living in human society. The story begins by describing her beauty and wisdom through a short anecdote. Then one day, she suddenly obtains a magical book, but this magical book is actually someone else's diary. At first, she finds it thrilling to be able to peek into someone else's diary. However, the person who wrote the diary knows that his diary will be seen by others, and that his diary can connect to different worlds, allowing people to watch live streams and chat in real time. However, there are quite a few exaggerated parts, such as the diary owner's favoritism towards the female fox spirit...]

[Gu Jing:? ? ? @八重神子】

[Yae no Miko: Oh dear~ We've been found out after all, but I think Akechi can understand, right? With sales reaching 1400 million copies, Hana is exactly the kind of talent our Yae-do needs! (Pink-haired fox grins mischievously.jpg)]

[He Xi: 6]

As the conversation progressed to this point, most people realized that the pink-furred fox was actually there for research!

However, while Gu Jing was having lunch, those who were very interested in this matter asked Yae no Miko to send out a red envelope containing a physical book in the live broadcast room. They also discovered that the female protagonist's mental journey was similar to their own.

Many of the scenes were humorous and interesting, but there was no explicit content. It seems that the scoundrel ultimately failed to corrupt the young girl.

In addition, some people have also discovered new works by Kasumi Shiko and Kashiwagi Eri in the virtual store, and both of them are driving very fast!

In real life, Xia Laofei is timid and submissive, but the female protagonist in the book dares to play the reverse seduction game!

While Eri Kashiwagi is quite arrogant in real life, the heroines in her doujinshi are the ones being trained!

But what's even more interesting is that there are now about 2000 people in the live stream room, but Xia Laofei's works only sell less than 300 copies, while Kashiwagi Eri's works sell more than 1000 copies each!

Let's leave aside those who feel guilty about this for now.

Gu Jing then confirmed a fact: compared to being gentle, girls do indeed prefer to be treated firmly!

However, when he lowered his gaze to Xiao Wu, he saw her pretending to be calm as she ate the tricolor dumplings. Her usually cunning and playful eyes seemed to be filled with guilt, and she dared not meet his gaze. Gu, understanding the situation, smiled and grabbed the scorpion braid.

"I'm really angry right now!"

Xiao Wu: "???" The mischievous rabbit is dumbfounded.jpg

But when Gu sent her a video file through the private chat interface, she glared at him and the rogue rabbit unleashed her Devouring Demon Art!

******

After lunch, they returned to the world of "Problem Children". At No-Name's mansion residence, Kuro Usagi, Kudo Asuka, and Kasukabe Yo were nowhere to be found. The only one left in the mansion was Leticia, who had changed into a maid outfit.

Having learned from Leticia that Black Rabbit and the others had gone to 'Fores-Garo' to begin the Gift Game, Gu Jing was not in a hurry to go and watch the show.

Instead, she took Leticia across space to the Thousand Eyes branch and found White Yaksha, who was in the same room as yesterday.

Propping her head with one hand, she lay on her side on the tatami mat watching TV and also following Gu Jing's live stream. The TV was showing Asuka Kudo, Yo Kasukabe, and Jin challenging 'Fores-Garo' together. But with Gu Jing's arrival, this white-haired loli was also used as a human-shaped body pillow by the cross-legged Gu Jing...

Seeing this, Leticia, who already considered herself a maid, wisely left the room to prepare tea and snacks for the two of them.

Although White Yaksha didn't struggle, his expression showed some anger: "You brat, you're getting more and more presumptuous with us!"

Holding her hands from behind in a bear hug, Gu Jing smiled knowingly: "Well, how should I put it? After yesterday's interaction, I felt that Bai Ye probably wouldn't dislike me, and I personally think that Bai Ye is very much to my liking. Today, meeting her again, of course I want more. In the end, humans are all creatures who like to push their luck."

White Demon scoffed at this: "Someone like you, with your head full of lewd thoughts, thinks you can represent humanity? You shouldn't be tarnishing the reputation of humanity! And what does it mean that you're hugging me like this and not reacting?"

As they spoke, the white-haired little girl seemed to be verifying something, deliberately squirming in Gu's arms.

Gu Jing, who held her still, said with a mix of helplessness and amusement: "You, are you afraid I won't be arrested sooner? Putting aside the fact that I have the power to return life, it's normal for me to be able to control myself. If I were to react to your current state, even I would feel guilty. Even if you don't believe me, I really do have my bottom line."

Hmph~ With a triumphant smile playing on her lips, White Yaksha continued, "If that's the case, what's the situation with Narcida? What's the situation with Paimon? And what about all those little submarine lolis in Azur Lane?"

Despite falling into the trap, Gu still smiled and said, "What else can I say? It's mutual affection and we couldn't help ourselves. But I can accept Nasita and Paimon, but I haven't made a move on the submarine loli from Azur Lane yet. And you know what, there are a few kids among them, like: Big Bluefin, Tosa, and Iboru, who are really very young and very erotic. But people can't, or at least shouldn't."

[Silver Wolf: Did you all hear that, @Enterprise, @Belfast0.6? Someone's wolfish ambitions have been exposed, and they've already identified a target! Contact the security forces immediately! Launch the operation right now! Otherwise, it will be too late! (winking emoji)]

[Yan Fei: Xing, @Gu Jing, friend, nothing better to do? How about some criminal art? Copy it closer so I can see. It's got some ideas, isn't it? It's solid enough to be recorded in the Book of Death. You're getting more and more unconventional!]

[Amber: Well! It's you, @Gu Jing! You're a prison player now, aren't you? The new death is right in front of you, it's really too much to torture, too much to bear! You're a talent who's better off in jail than imprisoned! Truly, prison provides care and support!]

[Xingbao: You say one thing, I say another, Jing-ge will end up in jail sooner or later! Doge emoji.jpg]

[Gu Jing: So here's the question—when I play this card, how will you all respond? [Image of a giant Paimon]]

[Blushing furiously, Paimon stomped his foot in exasperation: What the hell?!]

【Yingmei: 6】

The image uploaded to the bullet screen by Gu Jing was naturally of Paimon's appearance, but the oversized slime also made people burst out laughing amidst their shock; this thing was indeed incredibly large.

Amidst the laughter and conversation, the live stream camera shifted from Gu Jing's location to the 'Fores-Garo' base, where the battle had just begun.

PS: The picture shows Paimon.

Chapter 387 White Yaksha: Tch~ What's so great about having big breasts?

Gu Jing's question was answered with "death penalty, death penalty," and amidst the banter, the live stream camera panned to the "Fores-Garo" headquarters.

Overall, it was a mansion located in the forest. The group, led by Jared Gaspar, were waiting at the entrance. However, the humanoid tiger was clearly furious, because Leticia had asked him to provoke this game of grace, and the promised reward was to turn him into a vampire, but she had stood him up!

Now that someone has come knocking on his door, Jard Gesper wants to negotiate.

He explained the truth behind the scenes to Asuka Kudo and Yo Kasukabe, hoping they would cancel the gift game.

To put it bluntly, Leticia is capable of doing the first thing in the first month of the lunar calendar.

He can do fifteen too.

However, Kudo Asuka, who had already made up her mind, refused without hesitation, and Kasukabe Yo told her not to dawdle.

The attitude of the two men infuriated Jard Gesper, but the game of grace itself was initiated by his provocation, and according to the rules, since others chose to accept the challenge, he, as the initiator, could not refuse.

The final result was also a foregone conclusion. In a head-on battle, Jard was no match for Kasukabe Yo, and Kudo Asuka could turn him into an obedient kitten with just a word. He was defeated in less than five minutes. For the two girls who had just arrived at the Little Garden, this result was indeed a bit of a thrill!

[Black Rabbit: Lord Gu Jing @Gu Jing, as you can see, we have won the game. Do you have any instructions?]

[Gu Jing: Pfft~ I'm indeed very happy that Black Rabbit respects me so much, but this game was won by Asuka and Yao-chan. Even though I'm still the nominal CEO of our 'Arcadia,' doesn't any military operation adhere to the principle of 'a general in the field may disobey the emperor's orders'? So this question really isn't suitable for me. Instead of asking me what to do, you should think about how to explain to Asuka and Yao-chan why you accidentally ignored them just now.]

Black Rabbit: "—!!!" (Image of a rabbit feeling like it has thorns in its back)

Feeling a sharp, stabbing sensation on her back, Black Rabbit stiffly turned around and, sure enough, met the death stares of the two men.

Standing at the entrance of the mansion, holding a long sword to Jard's neck and subduing him, Kudo Asuka glanced at her with a stern expression and said, "As Jing-kun said, Yao-chan and I are the ones in charge of this operation. So can you tell me why you are so disrespectful to us?"

Beside Kudo Asuka, Kasukabe Yō, holding the three cats, added with a blank expression like a Spanish duck: "He didn't contribute anything during the operation and even overstepped his authority to betray his superiors afterwards. This kind of rabbit should just be braised!"