Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

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The image shows Yukino Roku.

Chapter 416 Paimon suddenly realized: No wonder every time he sleeps...

In the current world of crossover anime, the Hyakuba family, the Shinomiya Zaibatsu, and the Suzuki Zaibatsu are the three largest zaibatsu in Japan.

However, it's clear to everyone with discerning eyes—even without the ambition to rule the world, Gu has always been the uncrowned king of this everyday anime crossover world! No matter how large a conglomerate is, it can't compare to the entire world!

It is indeed surprising that Momobami Kirari wants to lead the Hyakubami family to pledge allegiance to Gu Jing, but in fact, she is the one who is climbing the social ladder!

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Putting aside the episode featuring Kirari Momobami, everyone's attention was drawn to the [disordered calendar].

At Black Tower's suggestion, in the living room on the second floor of Summer Café, Gu Jing picked up a calendar and tore off the first page—

The next second, the scene outside did not change, but people all over the world subconsciously believed that today was August 15th. People who should have been on holiday but were still working realized that they were working overtime today!

After burning the torn-off page, Gu Jing noticed that the total number of pages in the calendar returned to 365 within just 5 seconds, and the date on the extra page had also changed.

Turning the page again to February 14th, the scene remained unchanged, and even the temperature did not fluctuate at all.

What changes would occur to human cells if the date were moved from August 15th to February 14th? The answer is no. For example, someone just gave birth in the hospital. The change of date did not have any impact on this event. It did not rewind because of the date change. It only subconsciously altered people's perception of time!

Overall, it's as if [the Herald of Consciousness has altered your consciousness], making you feel that everything is reasonable!

[Silver Wolf: Pfft~ I hadn't thought of that until you mentioned it, but it would be so cool if it really shrank back! Everyone in the crossover anime worlds, have you noticed the change in dates?]

[Yukino: Yes, I could feel a change in my perception both times the date was changed to "September 30th".]

[Ruri Gokou: Me too!]

[Yotsuya Miko: But if it's just a change in perception, and nothing actually changes, won't the body still continue to grow?]

[Gu Jing: This is a bit complicated. Do you know what a Möbius strip is? This calendar works like that; it's as if it's captured from the entire year and trapped in an endless loop.]

[Black Tower: So, this really is a different kind of immortality?]

Gu Jing: Yes.

Speaking of which, Mr. Gu also gave everyone a brief explanation of the structure of crossover anime worlds—

①The basic particles of matter and energy constitute the visible dimensions of reality, which are three-dimensional spaces in the form of points, lines, and planes.

②On this basis, there is a narrative layer interwoven with fate, cause and effect, memory, emotion, personal will, etc. This narrative layer contains all the information that people know, know, know, and know, and is also proof that people exist in the world. In essence, it is equivalent to an officially certified local household registration.

③ Under the influence of space, realm, and physical rules, everything within the world can operate in an orderly manner in its independent form.

④ If we consider the world as a complex and sophisticated machine, then 'time' is the energy that drives this machine to operate.

⑤ Nothingness is the foundation, the beginning, and the end of all things. Like the Tai Chi symbol where you are in me and I am in you, it is the opposite of everything that is known, unknown, knowable, and unknowable. It represents the true end and is also the foundation for the birth of all things in the world.

Combining all these conditions creates the current world of crossover anime. If the real world is a three-dimensional space, then time, fate, cause and effect, memory, emotion, will, and so on exist in a higher dimension.

The world can generally be divided into three levels: ① the reality level, ② the narrative level, and ③ the rule level.

Paimon suddenly realized: No wonder I can't feel my body when I sleep! It turns out my consciousness is on a higher level!

[Ruri Gokou: Kokuichi! I've stumbled upon some juicy gossip, and my heart has blossomed!]

Silver Wolf: Sure, sure, but I'm thinking, what's the big deal if it blooms?

[Yotsuya Miko: Damn it! That stinky boss is at Versailles again!]

[Gu Xun'er: This is the time to say, "Thirty years west of the river, thirty years east of the river, never underestimate a poor young woman!" (tongue sticking out.jpg)]

[Xingbao: And you, my friend, you are the real hero! (Azu grins with glowing red eyes.jpg)]

Sonoko Suzuki chuckled: "Speaking of which, with this calendar, does that mean we can have a holiday every day?"

[Gu Jing: Theoretically, that's true, because you can argue until the holiday starts anytime. But if you really want a holiday, you could just drop out of school now, right? Why make things so complicated?]

[Sonoko Suzuki: Ah~ It feels different now. Resting every day doesn't necessarily make me happy, but being able to have a holiday when I should be in class, that feeling is instantly different!]

[Qingque: I get it! It's the same as taking paid time off to slack off!]

Kiana: That's true, but you have to pay tuition to go to school. If you don't go to class, won't that tuition be wasted?

Everyone: "..." That makes so much sense!

Completely unexpectedly, Black Cat and the others felt a bit awkward as they were outsmarted by the notoriously stupid caterpillar in the live stream.

This [disordered calendar] was also contained by Gu Jing in the Hive Base, and isolated in a room using a sealing array. The reason was not simply because it would waste tuition fees, but more importantly because it had too great an impact on the future.

The fact that Conan and Ayumi haven't grown up in 10 years shows that with Conan around, the children of this world will never grow up. This not only destroys the children's future, but also the future of the entire civilization!

In addition, since its influence extends to the entire solar system, after careful consideration, Gu Jing designated its containment number as [SSS-001].

[Yotsuya Miko: Actually, the pace of life is pretty good now. I had a dream yesterday when I got home. The scene in the dream was a class reunion many years later—]

Everyone was complaining about their jobs at the party, and some classmates who were doing well were showing off their success in front of everyone. Suddenly, a helicopter landed from the sky, and a group of beautiful women dressed in black and wearing sunglasses, led by Officer Rabbit, entered the venue with cool expressions and came to me in front of everyone's silent gaze.

He said to me very seriously, "Lord Jianzi, now is not the time to reminisce with old classmates. The organization needs you!"

The focus of this scene isn't on the eeriness I'm about to face, but on the stunned looks my old classmates give me as I put on my black coat and sunglasses! So cool!

Everyone: "..." 6! (Laughing and crying emoji)

It's easy to imagine the scene that Yotsuya Miko described. Some of the people, including Ginrou, couldn't help but laugh out loud because they found it funny. But to be honest, no matter how melodramatic or cliché it is, this scene really satisfies vanity!

However, the person who posted this comment, Jianzi, was also dubbed the "secretly flirtatious but conspicuous person," which made the shy Jianzi want to roll on the ground!

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At this point, there are no problems with the crossover anime world, and the phased goal is "Type-Moon," but there are still worlds like "Akame ga Kill!" that urgently need to be dealt with.

However, Gu Jing doesn't need to handle this personally; 2B can simply lead 1000 YoRHa troops there.

Under the live broadcast, 2B's operation was incredibly smooth. She first had 100 androids stand in various positions to surround the entire capital, while she herself led the remaining androids into the city through the city gates, spreading out in five-person teams. With their overwhelming force, they launched a carpet-like encirclement of the entire capital.

With their superior strength, 2B and her group quickly arrived at the gates of the Imperial Palace. Akame, Mine, Leone, and others from the Night Raid organization also arrived at the palace gates with Najenda to join 2B and the others.

Although it was afternoon, Minister Ernest, in order to demonstrate his authority, often required officials from the capital to come to the palace for meetings, and today was no exception.

When 2B led the YoRHa forces to wreak havoc in the capital, the minister had already received the news, but he did not flee because it would be useless to run away. Although Esdeath was not in the capital, the palace was still guarded by General Budo. In a sense, the palace was actually the safest place in the entire capital.

Watching 2B and his entourage calmly enter the palace hall, Minister Ernest was still eating meat with great interest, while Mine, Leone, and the others were filled with anger as they saw the obese giant sitting next to the emperor eating meat.

However, the extremely loyal General Bude preemptively shouted angrily: "You audacious madmen! Who gave you permission to break into the palace?"

However, 2B, who didn't need to mentor newcomers, ignored his intentions and strode forward. Just as Bud was crackling with electricity and about to attack, 2B, amidst the lightning, kicked him, sending him flying in front of Minister Ernest.

Bang! The entire dining table was smashed by Bud's flying body. The young emperor was stunned, and the surrounding officials were also horrified.

Ernest, carrying a chunk of meat, narrowed his eyes with a sinister smile: "I know why you've come. All the chaos within the empire is due to the young emperor's orders. But the young emperor is still very young. Could you spare him this time for my sake? I will bear all the consequences!"

2B, who had stepped forward, did not stop. The Imperial soldiers who dared to block her were easily knocked away by her teammates.

Kaguya Houraisan and the others immediately saw through the minister's intentions. They were deliberately trying to impress the young emperor so that he would use the Guardian Divine Weapon [Supreme Throne] as soon as possible. The scene shown in the live broadcast indeed reflected this.

One second Ernest was trying to persuade 2B to stop, the next second he abruptly pulled out a beautifully crafted musket and fired.

Realizing his sneak attack was futile, he turned to the young emperor and shouted, "Come on, Your Majesty! Persuasion is useless! Sweep the hammer of justice down upon these foolish traitors!"

Upon hearing this, the young emperor, who had been terrified moments before, instantly made up his mind: "I am the emperor of this empire! This empire, passed down through generations, is the order of the gods! To dare to defy the will of the gods is truly outrageous!!!"

The next second, the entire palace seemed to be struck by an earthquake. The Empire's first and strongest Imperial Arm, the nearly 500-meter-tall humanoid Gundam [Supreme Throne], burst out of the palace grounds, and the entire palace was crushed by it!

Upon seeing the [Supreme Throne], Mine and the others couldn't help but let out gasps of shock, while Minister Ernest was filled with excitement...

But seeing the little emperor struggling in mid-air, being held by the collar by 2B, the sounds of terror and cheers abruptly ceased in astonishment. Everyone present was filled with questions.

The little emperor loudly summoned the High Throne, but he wasn't inside it, which was... quite comical!

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Pfft~ As Mine couldn't help but burst out laughing, Najenda and the others also couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh. But laughing as they were, they didn't hold back when it came to taking action. The young emperor, minister Ernest, and all the officials and soldiers present were arrested.

Meanwhile, on the streets of the Empire, the androids that had just dispersed were also taking action. Similar to the scum who tricked Tatsumi in the original story, they were also imprisoned in the spatial artifacts carried by the YoRHa forces' assistants.

These scum will suffer the same fate as the Celestial Dragons. Those who commit serious crimes will be injected with Muzan's blood and sealed in the power supply node of an Emperor-level array, becoming 'human batteries' that provide continuous power. Their pain will be amplified by 10 to 100 times, and their sentence will usually be 100 to 1000 years depending on their specific crimes!

Those who are accomplices usually become F-class personnel, becoming food for these humanoid batteries, and are periodically recharged by them!

[Silver Wolf: Good heavens! Isn't this a perfect loop?]

[March 7th: Although it's a bit cruel, it's definitely a good way to punish scum!]

[Huanlong: Master @Gu Jing, simply increasing the pain during energy extraction isn't exactly giving them time to rest, is it? If you ask me, shouldn't we also arrange for them to have things like the Iron Maiden or the Triangle Wooden Horse?]

[Hiss~~~ Xingbao gasps: Are you the modern-day Daji? (laughing and crying emoji)]

[Gu Jing couldn't help but chuckle: I must say, my beloved concubine's plan is brilliant @Huanlong. Actually, I also considered whether to torture her further, but ultimately chose to give up, because one must have a bottom line.]

[Huanlong: This... This is my first time being human, so I don't quite understand what you mean. And speaking of which, I still have many questions.]

For example, your current approach is that you could easily rule the entire world and make everything in it operate according to your will, but you choose to remain behind the scenes, only to occasionally step into the limelight due to some so-called strange occurrences. In worlds similar to "Black Beast" and "Akame ga Kill!", you also rely on force to suppress others. Forgive my bluntness, but this feels like taking off your pants to fart.

Simply put, since you're going to eventually step out from behind the scenes, why don't you demonstrate the organization's strength from the very beginning?

This should at least deter petty criminals with a force of 0.6, right?

This—I hadn't thought about it carefully before and hadn't noticed it, but after seeing the comments Huanlong posted and following her train of thought, many people also showed puzzled expressions, and felt that Huanlong's question was indeed to the point.

Gu Jing then replied: "I must admit, you make a lot of sense. But speaking of which, do you remember the example Black Tower gave before? The Thanksgiving turkey example?"

[Huanlong suddenly became excited: You mean, in a farm, even the strongest and most intelligent turkey's life or death is actually in the farmer's hands? And in a world, no matter how strong or intelligent an individual is, they can never be a match for the world's ruler?]

Gu Jing smiled and shook his head: That's a bit too absolute. It's not impossible for ants to kill an elephant. What I'm trying to say with this example is that since every farm has a farmer who is above all the rules, why can't it be me?

But if that were all, it would be too boring, so I found something to do and went from being a farmer to a gardener. The sapling in my hands actually has great potential. I don't need it to grow according to my will. I just need to prune the branches, get rid of pests, and fertilize and water it properly, and it can grow into a beautiful, strong, and even amazing towering tree.

Do you know what I mean?

Upon seeing this, Yingmei, Huanlong, Dr. Mei, and the others all smiled after a moment's thought. This rascal always has such a pleasant way of speaking!

Having just achieved their life goals, Najenda, Mine, Akame, Leone, and others also dispelled their confusion at this moment.

Aside from... when Esdeath, 2B, and the others stormed the palace, she was still fighting on the border. However, she couldn't participate in such a big event. Gu Jing's private chat channel was flooded with messages from her!

PS: The image is of Esdeath.

Chapter 417 Yotsuya Miko: "It's big mama!"