Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

"As for just how strong Lord Gu Jing is?"

"Heh~ When will you be able to destroy the sun with a single blow?"

"I'll tell you again~"

Susana mimicked Rita's slow and deliberate tone of voice perfectly. However, the condition really startled Kawasaki Saki and the other newbies: destroying the sun in one blow. Is this something a human can do?

Seeing her stunned friends and hearing their gasps of surprise, Yui Yuigahama, who knew some of the inside story, blushed and hesitated to speak.

Because back in the Naruto world, a certain bad guy had already performed the feat of extinguishing the sun with his urine!

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Returning our focus to Gu Jing, now that the issue of the burning of humanity has been resolved, the only remaining issues in the Type-Moon world are the Twenty-Seven Dead Apostles and the Mage's Association.

However, it was already past 4 pm, and Gu didn't want to work overtime. Gudako and the others didn't want to work overtime either. They couldn't help but smile at each other when they talked about it, and they all returned to Chaldea together.

It's worth mentioning that both Ishtar and His Majesty Nero were slightly displeased with Gu Jing's desire to return home tonight.

Especially Ishtar, who said that someone was criticizing her in his diary. Did she not know what he was thinking? But she didn't refuse, and it was already so late. Why rush back to another world? She might as well stay in Chaldea. Ishtar wasn't going to eat him!

Before Gu Jing could even reply, the shy Ereshkigal blushed and apologized to him. Then, she grabbed her willful sister by the neck and dragged her away from Gu Jing!

Some people say nice things, but who doesn't know that Ishtar's true nature is actually that of a pervert!

While His Majesty Nero also had some thoughts, he remained reserved until he made up his mind. Simply put, Nero wanted to see if they were compatible and needed to cultivate their relationship in the first place.

But Ishtar is the type who just goes for it if she sees something she likes! This woman is so capricious!

However, Gu Jing had no complaints about this. He granted access to the diary copy to Jeanne and the others who were willing to stay in Chaldea, and also put Saber and the others who wanted to enter the Dust Song Pot into it. He bid farewell to everyone and then disappeared into a speck of light before everyone's eyes.

As captured by the live stream camera, he appeared on the streets of Beika Town, and even took out his diary to make a note of something while walking down the street.

[Regarding Female Heroic Spirits in the Type-Moon Universe]

If I absolutely had to say it...

·· ·····Requesting 0 flowers ······

[What first piqued my interest in Type-Moon was actually Saber.]

What was your feeling when you saw her?

This guy is a bit of a goofball, but he's also incredibly serious in that way. And when he gets serious, he's kind of cool.

The most crucial element is the face; the characters in the Type-Moon universe all have basically the same face shape.

[And you could say that it was Saber that made her face famous.]

But what happened later on?

The female Servant who best suits my taste is actually Scáthach.

[After all, that's the figure of the Saber King...]

It's hard to put into words.

[Then I fell in love with this purple-haired old woman at first sight.]

[This purple-haired old woman was wearing a tight-fitting combat suit.]

... .... ...

[It truly showcased her features—large breasts, a slim waist, a perky bottom, and long legs—to the fullest extent.]

What kind of feeling does it give people?

Exquisite!

【Charming!】

[It's practically a perfect match for my XP!]

[Plus, her face is also Saber-like.]

That would be truly unbearable.

[Until the CG of Saber matures appears.]

I've found my first love again.

[Then isn't the mature form of Saber Alter a Lancer-class character?]

[Furthermore, the line spoken during the Noble Phantasm's release is: "Holy Lance, pull anchor!"]

Honestly, I feel like I need to pull over too!

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At the end of the paragraph, another picture of Saber was posted. He had a mature physique, wore a platinum-gold bodysuit, and his skin shone brightly in the sunlight with a glistening sheen. However, his expression and eyes really had a charm that appealed to both men and women.

Not to mention Gu Jing was a little overwhelmed, Yingmei and the others blushed when they saw the photos. Sister is really too beautiful! Bai Yacha was even more excited, wishing he could stick close to her right there!

Scáthach, who was being compared to her, was in a rather complicated mood. She had just returned to the Dust Song Pot and was preparing to treat herself to a big meal when her cheeks were flushed red.

Because Xingbao even posted a comment: 【The Holy Lance is out of commission, huh? British vise warning! lol.jpg】

PS: The picture shows Saber (it should be White Saber, since her eyes aren't green).

Chapter 431 Black Cat: Still talking about the sun never setting? Britain's already fallen, I'm telling you! (doge emoji)

The claim of the British bench vise was indeed hilarious, and Mr. Gu, walking down the street, had a mischievous grin on his face.

After putting away the diary, I walked at a leisurely pace to a somewhat congested intersection. It was around 5 p.m., and Beika Town was experiencing its evening rush hour. However, the scene at this intersection was rather troubling.

Because the red light had no countdown timer, all the vehicles that needed to turn left were stuck at the intersection. The drivers behind were very frustrated, and the drivers in front couldn't back up, resulting in a traffic jam of more than 200 meters on this road.

[Yotsuya Miko: Am I being too sensitive? This shouldn't be caused by anything supernatural, right?]

[Ruri Gokou: Pfft~ The first thing that came to my mind was also something weird.]

[Qingque: Well, there's nothing we can do about it. You guys are exposed to the bizarre and supernatural so much in the world of crossover anime that it's become a conditioned reflex. *laughing and crying emoji*]

[Eri: But traffic jams are actually quite common, so there shouldn't be that much of a strange thing about them, right? What does A-Jing say @Gu Jing?]

[Gu Jing: Not yet, but it's hard to say later.]

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Seeing that more and more vehicles were stuck at the intersection of "943", Mr. Gu explained the current situation to everyone.

Resentment is an important condition for the formation of strange phenomena. Traffic jams are common, especially during peak hours. The more anxious people are, the greater their resentment becomes. Although there are not many people stuck at this intersection, there are quite a few around the world.

In addition, Beika Town is one of the important areas in this crossover anime world, and traffic jams often occur at this intersection.

According to Murphy's Law, anything that can go wrong will go wrong. If you worry about something happening, it's more likely to happen. Therefore, this crossroads has a very high probability of giving rise to something bizarre!

[Upon hearing this, Liang Bing couldn't help but ask again: If that's the case, what kind of eeriness could this place possibly give rise to?]

[Gu Jing: It's hard to say, but I feel it would be similar to the Holy Grail. A Holy Grail contaminated with black mud could also grant people's wishes. For example, if you want world peace, the black mud Holy Grail would kill all of humanity.]

[March 7th: Good grief! Is that even possible?]

[Xingbao: Just tell me there's no peace.]

Some people are both amused and exasperated, while others feel a chill run down their spines. Because if you have to say something, knowing that something bad will happen, but not knowing exactly how it will happen, is what makes people feel the most uneasy.

Just then, Gu Jing in the live stream said softly, "Here it comes," and the live stream camera then focused on the traffic lights.

Five minutes have passed so far, and the red light, which previously had no countdown timer, remains stationary. Drivers, unable to bear it any longer, have started honking their horns, creating a continuous cacophony of beeps.

The viewers watching the live stream were also glued to the screen, but puzzlingly, they didn't notice anything unusual besides the traffic jam.

Until Lianfeng posted a comment: "[This is footage just captured by a near-Earth satellite. I can only say, unbelievable!]"

A picture was uploaded after the comments section. The scene in the picture was very exaggerated. It was as if following the rules of traffic lights, air, sunlight, water molecules... no object could pass through the restrictions of the traffic lights. It was as if the entire planet had been split in two.

Under normal circumstances, the Earth does indeed have a terminator due to sunlight, and the terminator is usually based on the Earth's rotation.

But now we use traffic lights as the dividing line between light and darkness, because even the sun cannot run a red light!

Hiss~~~ Even those who have a little knowledge of the laws governing celestial motion can't help but gasp. Now, Earth has truly become the very center of the solar system. On the surface, Earth is still revolving around the sun, but in reality, it won't be long before the traffic lights act like a pole, driving the sun and other planets to revolve around Earth!

However, this is not a good thing, because it means that the other side of the earth will forever lose sunlight. Not only will the temperature gradually drop below zero, but without air circulation, the people living on this side will also gradually suffer from oxygen deficiency.

Comparatively speaking, the side exposed to sunlight is always sunny, with the sun never setting!

However, it wasn't a difficult task for Gu Jing. He expanded his domain—Draw a Card! The phantom of Ryougi Shiki appeared immediately!

With her Mystic Eyes of Death Perception as vibrant as a rainbow, and wielding the Nine-Character Short Sword, Ryougi Shiki's phantom slashed at the traffic light:

"Anything that's alive!"

"I'll kill even a god!"

A single slash severs the traffic light itself, leaving it undamaged, but severs its connection to reality and the narrative.

The traffic light was stored in the Dust Song Jar and named "Broken Traffic Light" with the number "SSS-002". Gu Jing also built a brand new traffic light. As the traffic light started working normally, the vehicles stuck at the intersection quickly left, and air, sunlight, water molecules, etc. were no longer restricted.

In response, Miss Black Cat, a five-star commentator in the live stream, jokingly posted in the chat: 【"The sun never sets? Britain is dead, I'm telling you! *doge*

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People who saw the comments couldn't help but laugh out loud, and Mr. Gu, who had already finished get off work, also headed towards Summer Coffee Shop.

However, Robin and the others are still busy leveling up outside, while A2 has already returned from the One Piece world today.

On the balcony of the second-floor living room, Gu Jing embraced A2 from behind, enjoying the afterglow of the setting sun. The beautiful scenery not only delighted the people involved, but also made the viewers of the live stream feel a sense of warmth.

[March 7th: Speaking of which, last time there was a [chaotic calendar], and this time there's a [broken traffic light]. These weird things really seem impossible to guard against. Isn't there any way to completely eliminate this situation?]

[Fireworks: Whether it can be eradicated is hard to say, but I feel it's not all bad. It feels like the saying goes, power itself is neither good nor evil; the real difference lies in the person using that power. Perhaps its creation brought negative consequences from the beginning, but why can't we turn it into something valuable? For example, the Star Core—isn't my dear little gray-haired guy using it to save the world?]

Everyone has something to say about this topic. Some find it eerie and unsettling, while others think it's a way to turn trash into treasure. Then someone else asks, "How can you guarantee you can turn trash into treasure every time? Take this traffic light, for example..."

Unexpectedly, Gu Jing had already compiled the information. Seeing everyone talking about this issue, he also posted screenshots of the data.

[A broken traffic light]

Details: What was originally just a traffic light at an intersection has undergone a bizarre transformation due to a mysterious force, making it impossible for sunlight, air, and all other matter and energy to pass through. Its effect even extends to the entire solar system!

Containment ID: SSS-002

Recommended usage methods: ① Erect traffic lights in front to form an absolute defense; ② Six traffic lights can form an absolute encirclement.

Usage Notes: ① As a rule-based, bizarre item, the traffic light's maximum power level is 7 stars; it's unlikely to be effective beyond 7 stars. ② Each use requires severing its connection to reality and the narrative layer; otherwise, unnecessary confusion may arise.