Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Log

Kushina Uzumaki: Haha, don't be nervous, just do your best.

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Seeing the increasing number of comments on the virtual screen and feeling everyone's excitement, Gu's mood improved.

However, he hadn't been back to Teyvat for a while since leaving, and taking advantage of the time he had today, he planned to visit some elderly people living alone. Upon hearing this, the people of Teyvat couldn't help but chuckle.

[Hu Tao: Still calling him a lonely old man? Old Zhong's life is getting better and better! Every day he's either shopping, walking his bird, or taking Ruo Tuo Dragon King to find some rice crackers to mooch. Plus, didn't Yun Jin find some opera from another world? Seriously, he's like a retired cadre now, experiencing life every day!]

[Paimon: Pfft~ Speaking of which, I just remembered something. Zhongli wanted to retire not because he overheard a boss telling his employee, "You've done a great job, you can rest now," but in reality, while he could rest after finishing his work today, he still had to go back to work tomorrow, right? So Zhongli just retired!]

[Danzhu: Indeed, 6000 years old is still a young man, why the rush to retire? Look at our senior sister Klein, how diligent she is! She's worked in the Paradise of the Past for 5 years and hasn't asked to retire! And Dr. Möbius only gave her a day off, and she was moved to tears! Why is that? The answer is obvious, isn't it? Because only through labor can one truly appreciate the value of rest! *winks and smiles*]

Everyone: "..." Listen to this, is this even human language? (Laughing and crying emoji)

Unable to suppress a smile, Gu Jing also appeared at Xiangzui Slope in Xumi. When visiting friends, one always has to bring something.

The next second, Yingmei and Paimon also teleported over through the ley line anchor. Chatting and laughing, the three of them killed a long-maned tiger nearby. Paimon was the one who managed to kill it with a swagger, and he was overjoyed to receive the praise.

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Back at Tiger Rock in Liyue, the sight of the female demon armor carrying a long-mane tiger walking down the street unsurprisingly attracted the attention of the Liyue onlookers.

This time, Gu Jing did not accompany them. Instead, he carried Yingmei on his back and had Paimon sit on his shoulders, walking a little behind. However, the people who saw Gu Jing were surprised but delighted, and they came forward with smiles to greet him.

At first, Gu Jing didn't know what was going on, until he passed by Three Bowls and listened to Tian Tiezui's explanation and he finally understood—

The extra streetlights on the streets of Liyue, the bicycles that can be seen from time to time, and many other convenient facilities were all created by Ningguang, Keqing, Ganyu, and others. They even made a special statement that these things only appeared because of him.

In Liyue, Gu is not only a powerful figure who stopped the Vortex Demon God Oser half a year ago, but also a great figure who benefits the country and its people!

"I also considered whether or not to publicize this."

"Because in my impression."

"My old friend is not the kind of person who craves fame."

"But think about it carefully."

"If things that benefit the country and its people are not properly publicized."

"Whom should the people of Liyue thank?"

"Besides... there's a good line in the otherworld book that A-Ping brought me before."

"One who carries firewood for the masses."

"They must not be allowed to freeze to death in the wind and snow."

"Moreover, the General Affairs Department's publicity is just publicity."

"This gratitude."

"But it comes from the heart."

"That's why we have this scene today."

After explaining the situation at the stall, Zhongli smiled and asked, "How does it feel to be back in Liyue, old friend?"

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"good."

Gu, who was tactically drinking tea, responded with a smile: "To be honest, I used to find it funny when I saw you always sitting here listening to others boast about your deeds. Now that I've experienced it myself, it's really not a bad feeling."

"But then again, you've been retired for more than half a year now, haven't you thought about your own marriage yet?"

"I was chatting with Liu Yun once and she mentioned this to me."

"You say you've traveled all over the world and found yourself hundreds or even thousands of wives."

"When will you also make some arrangements for the Emperor?"

"I think so too."

"You can't just watch your brothers suffer, right?"

But which one is better?

"I thought about it for a moment and immediately thought of Miss Ying'er from Chunxiang Kiln. You see, she's good at business, eloquent, and knows alchemy. Plus, she's single now. But I think she's quite a heroine. Why don't you and I come up with a plan to make her your wife? That way, you can retire in peace, and no one will see you all alone. Plus, we brothers can drink and eat heartily from now on. Wouldn't that be wonderful?"

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Zhong Li: "..." The smile gradually disappeared.jpg

Reuniting with an old friend is usually a joyous occasion, but Gu Jing's pressure to get married is an unexpected turn of events that Zhong Li never anticipated.

Besides, doesn't he already know what kind of playboy Ying'er is? Introducing Ying'er to him just doesn't seem like a reliable idea!

[Hu Taotao bursts into laughter: Hahaha! That's a really great idea! Old Zhong is over 6000 years old this year, and he still acts like a street urchin all day long. He doesn't like to work, and he spends money extravagantly. Finding him a wife should settle him down!]

[Yingmei: At the rate he spends money, one wife might not be enough. He'd need ten or eight concubines! *winking emoji*]

[Hu Tao: Yes, yes, yes! That makes sense! I think Sister Bao'er is quite a heroine too. As a woman, she managed to make a name for herself in a chaotic treasure-hunting group. Such a strong woman can definitely keep Zhongli in check!]

[Barbara: If that's the case, then Lord Barbatos has never married and has been alone for over 2600 years...]

[Rosalind: You bet! That guy picks apples from trees when he's hungry and drinks spring water when he's thirsty. I've never seen such a down-on-his-luck deity. But how should I put it? With his size, it's actually not easy to find someone. If we have to find someone, we'll have to find him a rich woman with special fetishes, preferably a little overweight. A plump rich woman will definitely know how to pamper him!]

Everyone: "..." 6! (Laughing and crying emoji)

If they really do that, Wendy might have to experience the effects of a steel wool pad!

PS: The picture shows Taihou 6.

Chapter 436 March 7th: Good heavens! Isn't this just pointless? Why do I feel like everyone's suddenly gotten so fired up? (Laughing and crying emoji)

That evening, after a gathering at Wanmin Hall, Gu Jing did not linger on the Teyvat continent but returned to Chengehu to throw a party.

He dragged the enthusiastic Hu Taotao and others to play Truth or Dare, taking advantage of the game to his advantage. Later, when the atmosphere was right, he even started making tricolor dumplings in the living room. Although he turned off the live stream as usual, it was another sleepless night for Yunyun and the others who were watching the live stream.

Strictly speaking, it's not that they dislike Gu Jing, but they just don't have the courage to enter the live stream, which is why they've been putting it off.

But as Gu Jing's lifestyle became more and more regular, and he did this almost every night, Yun Yun and the others felt tormented. They felt too passive and frustrated because they didn't have the courage. And it was just as the five-star critic Liang Bing said: all the frustration would turn into endless emptiness with that last shiver. So, gradually, everyone developed the habit of airing out their quilts the next day.

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The next morning arrived in the blink of an eye, and the first preliminary round of the "943" qualifier for Teyvat Battlefield was held as scheduled at 10:00 AM.

More than 6000 people participated in this competition. Through system matching and AI filling, the number was directly increased to 10,000. Then, the first place was selected from these 100 teams, and they entered the game arena for the second final.

Silver Wolf, Bronya, Shavole, Claurind, Kiana, Vermouth, Rena Mizunashi, and others have all made it to the final round!

Surprisingly, Arecino was the one who won the chicken dinner in the final round, Bronya narrowly lost in second place, and Raven, the sixth man, even snatched the chicken dinner from Silver Wolf!

At the Palace of Fontainebleau in the game arena, Gu personally presented them with the awards. After receiving the trophy, Aregino hugged Gu Jing and gave him a deep kiss in front of everyone. In Aregino's own words: This is the kiss of victory!

After a brief moment of silence, Arecino's move ignited the atmosphere! Excited cheers and whistles filled the air!

Stared at by someone with a mischievous grin, Spain and Raven suppressed their embarrassment and kissed him on the left and right cheeks respectively.

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Compared to the Teyvat battle royale, the Star Destroyer racing competition in the Honkai Impact universe is much simpler. All participants start from the Black Tower Space Station and follow the star trail laid by the pioneering star god Archivi, passing through Arillo VI, Pinocone, Talira, Pierpont, Screws, Sarsotu, and so on.

As captured by the live stream, Arillow VI, perpetually shrouded in snow, appears as a pure white planet, and Pam's image can be seen as one passes by.

Pinocchio is a giant hotel suspended in outer space.

The situation in Talila is quite dilapidated. The past war that destroyed planets left Talila's surface with mountains of ruins and lingering radiation pollution, which also took away the last remaining life. Now it has become a hideout for thieves, with countless interconnected caverns that resemble a huge labyrinth.

In contrast, Pierpoint is the core communication hub of this universe, a planet where many intelligent life forms from various galaxies gather. They have established very prosperous technological cities and civilizations here, while also maintaining the balance of the Milky Way.

The cold, mechanically advanced planet Screw is the home of inorganic life. The entire planet is fixed in a cage made of countless levers, pistons, and gears, which the inhabitants of Screw call the "Iron Sun".

One wondrous planet after another amazed us, broadening our horizons considerably, but during the competition, no one chose to be modest!

Furthermore, to ensure the fun and fairness of the competition, all the star destroyers participating in the competition were personally provided by Gu Jing, and all the warships had the same performance. On the golden star track, various props were added, such as energy acceleration and suction attraction.

After nearly an hour, amidst cheers from numerous Melo Angels, Keisha, piloting the Skyblade battleship, was the first to cross the finish line!

Ms. Yu Kong, known as the number one pilot of the Immortal Ship, followed closely behind, while Xing Bao, who was slightly behind, snatched third place!

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After the awards ceremony, it was noon, and the eating contest continued on the sunny beach of Chengehu.

The rules are simple. All the food in this competition has been marked with corresponding scores by Gu Jing. For example, a 3-star Teyvat Egg is worth 1 point, and eating a 4-star Teyvat Egg is worth 10 points.

The contestant with the highest score within the allotted half hour will be the winner of this competitive eating contest.

No one involved in the competition had any objections to this, and the participants were all very strong heavyweights!

Many people have high hopes for characters like Saber, Hinata Hyuga, Akagi, Kaga, Mitsuri Kanroji, and Yuyuko Saigyouji.

Seeing their composure, Paimon, who had initially been quite confident, suddenly felt a little apprehensive. Yingmei cheered her on from the side.

"Come on, Paimon! Show me the spirit of someone who can eat up 30 of my Mora in a month!"

"I'm not asking you to win first place!"

"We just need to make it into the top ten!"

"what do you think?"

"Ok!"

Paimon nodded very seriously, and his expression regained its confidence. He felt that first place was difficult, but he still had a good chance of making it into the top ten!

As the competition officially began, the dazzling array of dishes was overwhelming. These dishes were all made by Mei, Fu Hua, Rita, Xiangling, Erina Nakiri, and others, and were perfectly suited for the competition by replicating them using the ley lines...

But the contestants' performances were even more impressive—

For example, Akagi, Kaga, and Kanroji Mitsuri all checked a lot of food right at the beginning, then rolled up their sleeves and ate to their hearts' content. The small mountain piled on the table disappeared rapidly at a visible speed!

What kind of feeling does it give you? Just watching them eat makes you feel hungry and think the food smells delicious!

In contrast, Saber, Hinata Hyuga, and Yuyuko Saigyouji were more reserved. The food was served little by little, and their movements maintained the dignity of well-bred ladies, which was pleasing to the eye!

However, their cooking speed was just as fast, and on the big screen, the score was increasing at a rate that was relentlessly chasing the three members of Akagi!

In addition, two dark horses emerged by 'cheating' their way to the top: Queen Medusa from Battle Through the Heavens and the Silver Dragon King from Douluo Continent!

Queen Medusa can directly devour large amounts of food using her serpentine body after her bloodline has reverted to its ancestral form, and the Silver Dragon King can also revert to his original form!

As their scores gradually fell behind, Kiana, Paimon, Ning Rongrong, Ji Yueliang, and others who also participated in the eating contest realized that they had overestimated themselves. Liking to eat doesn't mean they can actually eat. They felt that they were just there to make up the numbers for others in this competition!