"Meow, I'm back!"
Iori and Kohei turned their heads: "Oh, you're off work."
"Why does it look like it's been completely drained?"
Lu Nan plopped down next to Iori, picked up a beer from the table, and started drinking: "Don't even mention it, the people in Class B are really overconfident."
Upon hearing this, Iori immediately chuckled: "What's wrong? Did you run into a rich auntie who wants to take care of you?"
Lu Nan smirked: "I didn't run into any rich aunties, but I did run into a wealthy lady who plays in her own little circle. Anyway, it's pretty weird."
Lu Nan shook the dazed cat in his arms, who was almost unconscious and in a deep sleep: "Dazed cat too, she's been working non-stop all day and is completely exhausted."
Kohei adjusted his sunglasses with his finger, sipped his beer, and pointed to the table on the other side: "Come on, at least it's better than that one."
Lu Nan turned his head and saw that Hamaoka Azusa and Banami were comforting the crying Yoshihara Aina, and there was also Chisa who had lost her dream.
"What's wrong with these two? What happened?" Lu Nan asked curiously.
Kohei pointed at Yoshihara Aina: "This girl went to the amusement park to be an NPC, wearing a mascot costume, and she needed to play with the children. Everything was fine until she took off her headgear to get some fresh air near the end of her shift, which scared the children so much that they ran away crying."
Lu Nan raised an eyebrow: "What's the principle behind it?"
Iori pouted: "It's very simple. From the perspective of the Corpse Beast, people like the kids when they wear the headgear, but when they take it off, the kids cry and run away, which means they are not popular and are a little sad. You know the Corpse Beast's personality."
"As for children, it's even simpler. I'll ask you, if you saw a dog on the side of the road suddenly stand up, take off its head, revealing a human face underneath, and then it smiled at you, wouldn't you be scared?"
Lu Nan nodded: "Okay, the analysis is very reasonable. But what's with Qian Sha's expression? She looks like she wanted to die after accidentally kissing Iori."
What the hell are you saying?
Iori shrugged: "This is even simpler. The aquarium she helps with has a mermaid event, you know, where the staff wear mermaid costumes to perform. The pay is very generous. I heard that Chisa participated in it to buy the camera she wanted, and she came back looking exhausted."
Lu Nan leaned back in his chair and sighed, "Looks like everyone's having a tough time... How about you two? How's work at the boxing gym?"
Iori took a sip of beer: "Thanks to the care of Sister Zi and Brother Chang, things are basically fine, and I haven't encountered any major problems."
He grinned, revealing half a front tooth: "Girls who practice boxing are really awesome."
Lu Nan almost lost his composure: "What the hell is going on?"
Iori scratched his head: "I couldn't block it at first and half of my tooth broke. It's alright, I only had to pay some money. I'll get my tooth fixed tomorrow, otherwise my speech will always be a bit... ouch, lisp."
"Hahahahahaha!" Lu Nan couldn't hold back any longer. He turned to look at Geng Ping, who was wearing sunglasses: "Although I've wanted to ask for a long time, it seems I probably already know what's under your sunglasses."
Kohei leaned back in his chair: "If you know, then don't say anything more. It was all an accident, and it's too painful to recall."
"Alright." Hamaoka Azusa walked over and patted Lu Nan on the head: "Everyone worked hard today, Azusa-nee will treat you to drinks!"
"Great!"
"Thank you, Sister Zi!"
......
After stumbling and making preparations, the day finally arrived for the training camp in Namahama City!
"Are you ready, kids!"
"Ready, boss!"
"I can't hear you~"
"Ready, boss!!"
Banami looked helplessly at the boys' crazy behavior: "Alright, how old are you? Can't you be a little more mature?"
Lu Nan glanced at Banai and said, "Why don't you take a look at yourself?"
Wearing a white tulle dress, a sun hat, and sunglasses, and carrying a small parasol and a suitcase, Hanami paused, then asked, "What's wrong?"
Lu Nan took out his phone and showed it to Banai: "I won't tell you who posted four updates on WeChat Moments in one day, guess for yourself."
Banai retorted stubbornly, "What's wrong? You can't even post on social media when you go out?"
"We haven't even reached Langbin City yet!"
"Then don't worry about it!"
"Alright!" Senior Shi clapped his hands. "Let's do one last check. Is anything missing? Are all your identification documents ready? Remember to pack your personal belongings too. We'll be leaving soon!"
Senior Zi also said with a smile, "There are also prohibited items. Check everything, otherwise we'll have to throw them away."
Lu Nan stood tall and proud: "Dumb Cat has a little pocket! No problem!"
"This isn't about whether there's a problem or not! Just follow the rules!"
"Oh."
Lu Nan and Dai Miao dejectedly pulled out a large pile of contraband and dumped it on the ground.
Iori's eye twitched: "I won't argue with you about self-heating instant food and kitchen knives, but can you tell me what this power bank, which is as big as my head, is?"
Lu Nan said righteously, "You definitely need to bring something like this when you go out! What if the power runs out?"
Iori turned to look at Uncle Kotegawa: "I think we should charge him a little more for electricity?"
Kohei crouched down and rummaged through the pile of things: "Hammer, screwdriver, wrench, saw, ice axe... and even a drill? Did you stuff the renovation company into Doom's little pocket?"
"Never mind that, don't you have any contraband?" Lu Nan squinted. Could these two really behave themselves? I just don't believe it.
Iori proudly opened her suitcase: "Look! The bag's gone!"
Lu Nan silently took out a bottle of 96% concentrated "Water of Life" from his suitcase.
"what is this?"
"drinks."
"drinks?"
"Correct."
"And what about this lighter?"
"A safety tool for testing whether a liquid is safe."
Is it safe?
"Correct."
"What about you?"
In response to Lu Nan's warm greeting, Iori placed her "drink" and lighter among the pile of contraband.
Kohei straightened his hair: "A bunch of dishonest people. Look at mine! This is what a real traveler should bring!"
Lu Nan and Iori fell silent as they looked at Kohei's entire box of anime erotic magazines and various themed clothing.
"Hey Kohei, have you forgotten about the 'Convention on the Prohibition of the Transportation of Obscene Materials'?"
"Is there?"
"some."
"Damn it!!!"
"Stop being normal, you idiot!"
"Let the silly cat put it in my little pocket, I'll do anything!"
"Get out of here! Don't even think about stuffing that disgusting thing into Dodo's little pocket, you damn bastard!"
Chapter 170 Airplane
Senior Ashi couldn't help but scratch his head as he looked at the huge pile of contraband on the ground: "You guys are really crazy."
"Didn't the seniors carry any prohibited items?" Lu Nan glanced at them sideways.
"Of course not, after all, we are seniors." Seniors Shi and Shou crossed their arms and looked very serious.
"Where's the wine?"
"...No, not at all."
"...Of course not."
"You guys definitely hesitated just now, didn't you?"
The boys' side seemed to have everything they needed, so everyone's eyes turned to the girls' side. If there was one thing that was particularly problematic for girls' prohibited items, it was probably cosmetics.
"I don't wear makeup," Chisa shook her head.
"Yeah, I don't wear makeup either," Senior Azusa teased the silly cat, and shrugged when asked.
"I didn't bring any either," Nanaka denied, resting her chin on her hand.
The three of them looked at Yoshihara Aina, and then turned to Hanami without hesitation.
"Hey!" Yoshihara Aina blushed. "Why didn't you ask me?!"
“No, how should I put it…” Iori and Kohei hesitated, as if they wanted to say something but couldn’t.
"Because your makeup skills are like a ghost's, you only have two choices: heavy makeup or no makeup. If you go out without makeup, you won't bring makeup to touch up, so there's no need to ask." Wu Jiang Lu Nan was as straightforward as ever.
Yoshihara Mana's face turned even redder, and she said angrily, "I really do appreciate your compliment!"
"You're welcome."
Banami tried her best to conceal her presence, but unfortunately, she was still being watched.
"Old Ba, you don't have any contraband in your bag, do you?" Lu Nan stared intently at Ba Naijian.
Banami smiled brightly: "Of course not!"
"Is that right?"
That's right.
Lu Nan clapped his hands: "Senior Zi, it's up to you now."
"ok~"
Boys are not allowed to look at girls' luggage, but girls are allowed to.
"Tonics!" Banami looked sadly as her cosmetics were placed into the pile of contraband. At that moment, she felt like a helpless wife.
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