Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"Oh, you're back. Did you find out what happened?" Kohei asked curiously.

Yoshihara Aina covered her face in disbelief and said, "I don't know if I heard wrong, but... I think I just heard Azusa-senpai say she wanted to buy an old man to eat!"

"What the hell?" Kohei was dumbfounded. No offense, but listen to yourself, is this even human language?

"...Uncle?" Chisa looked disgusted.

"I knew Zi kept biting my shoulder. Turns out she has the same hobby as Hannibal?" Lu Nan exclaimed in surprise.

"No, I must have misheard!" Yoshihara Aina coughed a few times. "I guess I've just been a bit tired lately..."

Is that so?

"That's good……"

"Why don't you lie down on the floor and sleep for a while?"

As she spoke, Yoshihara Aina saw Toki-senpai walk past and immediately perked up, turning around to say, "Next, I'll go ask Toki-senpai!"

"I don't quite understand, but if you want to go, then go ahead."

Yoshihara Aina quickly stepped forward, wanting to ask something.

Senior Ashi didn't hear her shout because he was talking to the boss: "Ah, really? As for me... I want Hamasaki's wife."

Yoshihara Aina suddenly stopped, looking dazed, and returned to the group.

"You're back so soon? Did you find out what happened?" Lu Nan asked, somewhat puzzled.

“Ashi-senpai…” Mana’s voice trembled.

"What's up with him?"

"It looks like he's going to make a move on a married woman..." Yoshihara Aina helplessly covered her face.

"?" Lu Nan was utterly shocked: "Holy crap! There's another Cao Cao?!"

"and many more?"

"What exactly did you hear starting just now?"

Are you sure you didn't mishear?

Seeing that the others didn't quite believe her, Yoshihara Mana became anxious: "But I heard it with my own ears! I definitely didn't mishear it!"

"Hallucinations from masturbating too much? Just like Kohei."

"I'll fucking kill you, Lu Nan."

"Since you don't believe me, let's go check it out together!"

"walk slowly."

Chapter 182 Buying Fish

"I just saw Senior Asahi over there!" Yoshihara Aina led the way.

The group soon spotted Senior A-Shou deep in thought in front of his stall. They took the opportunity to hide behind the wall, peeking out only their heads to eavesdrop.

The stall owner greeted the customer with a smile: "Welcome, what would you like?"

"Hmm... let me think..." Senior Shou pondered.

"Isn't this just ordinary shopping?" Chisa said.

"There's nothing strange about it," Kohei glanced at Mana.

"This is so normal it's almost abnormal." Lu Nan silently surveyed his surroundings.

"So it turns out Aina really did misunderstand," Chisa sighed.

"Besides, I don't think they would do anything strange in a place like this." Kohei shook his head.

"That's right. Even people like the seniors wouldn't do such strange things in public, would they?" Lu Nan rarely started to explain for the seniors.

"Indeed... Could it be that I really misheard?" Yoshihara Aina, holding the dorky cat, began to doubt herself.

The store manager chuckled and shrugged: "We have everything in our store. Just tell us what you want."

At this moment, Senior Ashou seemed to have finally made up his mind, and said, "In that case, give me a voluptuous high school student!"

Holy crap!!!

The three people other than Chisa looked terrified, and the little cat's face turned black from the sudden, forceful contraction of Aina's muscles.

"Did I just hear that right? Huh?! Have my ears betrayed me?!" Lu Nan covered his ears in shock.

"What does he want to buy in a place like this?!" Kohei's voice had already trembled.

"That's why I told you!" Yoshihara Aina hugged the doe tightly, as if this could bring her some sense of security.

"Should we call the police at a time like this...?" Kohei trembled as he pulled out his phone.

"I'll do it. I have some connections; maybe I can get a lighter sentence for you, senior..." Lu Nan swallowed hard. After all, you're a senior. He should be given some extra care.

“I think we should ask him first, maybe it’s some kind of code or something,” Yoshihara Aina suggested.

Lu Nan couldn't hold back any longer because of her words: "Damn, if the code is so straightforward, I don't even dare to think about what the real purpose is."

"I said wait a moment, perhaps you've misunderstood."

"Huh?" ×3

"Because Binhai City is a tourist city and a 'city on the sea,' the fish catches have some more interesting colloquial names, so what you're really doing is buying fish." Chisa waved the travel magazine in her hand.

"Is that so?" Yoshihara Aina breathed a sigh of relief, and the silly cat took the opportunity to escape from her control.

"What incredible naming taste!" Kohei exclaimed in astonishment.

"Okay, is it fun?" Lu Nan hesitated. Should he say it was like a defense or a structure? Neither was quite right. Never mind, he decided not to say anything.

Yoshihara Aina patted her small steel plate: "After calming down and thinking about it carefully, I wondered how anyone could buy that kind of thing."

"Hmph, I already knew about this from the beginning." Kohei's competitive spirit inexplicably resurfaced.

"Isn't it a bit of hindsight to say this now?" Lu Nan rolled his eyes.

"You have to use common sense to think about things no matter what," Kohei said earnestly, stroking his chin.

"I just don't want to be told that by you, okay?" Yoshihara Aina glared at Kohei.

Lu Nan did notice the strange figure in the distance: "Isn't that Iori? What's she doing acting so suspiciously?"

Lu Nan and Geng Ping exchanged a knowing glance and immediately leaned forward to eavesdrop.

"Um, hello."

"Welcome! What would you like to order?" The shop manager stood up with a smile and greeted them.

Iori said very decisively, "I want a poisonous fish that can knock an adult unconscious with just one bite."

"There's no such thing as a ghost."

Lu Nan and Geng Ping looked at each other. It was obvious that the poisonous fish that Iori wanted to buy was probably meant for the two of them.

Aina Yoshihara said quietly from behind, "Why don't you use your common sense to think about this now?"

"..."

Just then, a voice that everyone was familiar with came from behind.

"Hello boss, do you have any fish that can make an adult fall head over heels for the chef after just one bite?"

"...Excuse me, the thing you're looking for might only be available in Miaojiang City?"

The group stared blankly as Banami left with a disappointed look on her face.

Kohei patted Lu Nan on the shoulder, his face full of encouragement: "You have to keep it up."

"Damn it."

……

"Byd! Kohei! Hold him down! I want to see what this kid is planning to do today!!"

"Okay! Surrender obediently, you bastard!"

"Damn it! Spying on other people while they're shopping is no good habit!"

"Byd, how dare you say that when you're about to buy poisonous fish?!"

As soon as they returned to the villa, the three of them started fighting, with Lu Nan and Geng Ping pinning down Iori.

"People actually buy that kind of weird stuff? That's outrageous." Banami said to Yoshihara Aina with a smile while eating dried fish, "Don't you think so?"

Yoshihara Mana twitched the corner of her mouth: "Ahaha, yes, yes."

As they talked, under the questioning gaze of Banami, Yoshihara Aina and Chisa quietly walked a little further away.

Iori silently got up from the ground. Damn it, the poisoning plan actually failed?

If this continues... we will be in a predicament worse than death!

We have to find a way... we have to find a way!!

Lu Nan and Kohei watched Iori biting his fingers in thought and decided to ignore him. At worst, they would just kick over the dishes Iori made later.

Hamaoka Azusa leaned over with the slip of paper: "Alright, everyone, let's each take one?"

"?"

"What's this?"

Hamaoka Azusa held up one finger: "This is a slip of paper used to decide the order in which the dishes are cooked."

"Because the kitchen isn't big enough to accommodate everyone."

"So we had them cook in pairs, taking turns."

Ah Shi and Ah Shou said so.

"That's it! Just now, we drew lots and I'm in one group with Nanaka, and Xiaoshi Xiaoshou is in another group. It's up to you guys now."

Of course, strictly speaking, there are eleven people, but Daimiao occupies a limited number of spaces, so she is always paired with Lunan.

At this moment, Iori, who had been acting strangely, suddenly perked up. This meant that as long as the Corpse Beast and Kohei were in one group, and Lunan and Banami were in another, he could take advantage of their cooking time to sneak out and do diving training.