Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

The next morning, Lu Nan and Dai Miao got up early to start looking for food.

At this moment, Iori stretched and came out: "Good morning, Uncle. Good morning, Lunan-dazed meow."

Lu Nan swallowed the fried egg in his mouth: "Oh, good morning, you're up pretty early."

Uncle Kotegawa chuckled: "Good morning, Iori. Wait a minute, your breakfast will be ready soon."

"Thank you, Uncle." Iori sat down next to Lu Nan and asked curiously, as if she had thought of something, "By the way, Uncle, Nanaka-nee's alcohol tolerance is quite low."

"Oh? You mean Nanaka?" Uncle Kotegawa raised an eyebrow.

"Yesterday he was drunk and wouldn't let go of Chisa."

Uncle Kotegawa fell into deep thought: "That's really a bit strange."

As he spoke, Uncle Kotegawa handed the breakfast in his hand to Iori.

"You find it strange?"

At this moment, Nanaka also came out, greeting everyone with a smile.

Then she walked up to Iori and said, "Iori-kun."

"What's wrong, Nana-chan?"

Nanaka leaned down and whispered in Iori's ear, "They were talking about you and Chisa yesterday... Tell me more about it next time, okay?"

After saying that, Nana went upstairs to wake Chisa up, leaving behind Iori, who was covered in cold sweat and dared not move, and Lunan, who looked puzzled.

"What's strange is... after all, she's my daughter." Uncle Kotegawa said with some doubt, "How could that girl get drunk from just a little bit of alcohol?"

Chapter 204 I Might Be Dying

"Lunan, I might be dying," Iori said in a low voice.

"?" Lu Nan, with fried noodles still in his mouth, looked up in bewilderment: "What the hell are you talking about? Did you masturbate too much last night?"

Iori didn't reply, but just kept sighing with her head down.

Lu Nan, who hadn't thought much of it at first, suddenly seemed to realize something and asked in shock, "Could it be... that Nana-chan wasn't drunk yesterday? Did she hear everything?"

Iori nodded, her face ashen, and picked up a piece of paper to draft her will.

Lu Nan was silent for a while, then patted Iori on the shoulder and said quietly, "Go with peace of mind, Iori. I hope you enjoy your scenes these past few months."

"Can't you even think of a way to save me?!"

"Why should I save you? Scumbag, you're dead, so be it."

"asshole!"

But in the end, Lu Nan still came up with a solution for Iori.

"Since things have come to this, the only way to survive is to tell Nana-chan everything. The fact that Nana-chan didn't smash your head in on the spot means she's still willing to listen to your explanation," Lu Nan said confidently. "But I can't guarantee what the final outcome will be."

"Since that's the case, there's no other way! Lu Nan! You're coming with me to find Sister Nana!"

"Huh? No way! Don't let the blood splatter on me, you bastard."

"Please! Bring Daimyo along! If there are more people, Nana-chan might be more willing to back down!"

"one hundred."

"make a deal!"

……

Inside Iori's room, Lu Nan and Dai Miao sat beside Iori, while Nana Hana sat in a chair in front of Iori, who was kneeling.

"—That's how it is, so Iori was just playing the role of Chisa's boyfriend..." Lu Nan finished speaking and patted Iori's shoulder, who was kneeling beside him: "This guy was just asked to do it."

Iori lowered her head resignedly, but she was still secretly glancing at Nanaka's movements.

If things go wrong, I'll just jump through the window and climb over the wall to escape.

Fortunately, because Lu Nan's explanation was reasonable and well-founded, Nana was completely convinced. She patted her chest and smiled, "So that's how it is."

Iori breathed a sigh of relief and nodded with a big smile: "Yes, yes."

Lu Nan smiled too. Earning this hundred was really easy. It's true that it's easy to make money off college students.

"I was wondering what I would do if you two really started dating," Nanaka said with a smile.

"Haha, yeah, I have absolutely no interest in how I'm going to die," Iori said with a laugh.

"If that's how it is..."

"Ok?"

Suddenly, a hand grabbed Iori's head, and Iori was terrified, her whole body almost deformed from fear.

Nanaka's soft voice drifted over: "There shouldn't be any situation where Chihiro gets hit on at the Blue Ocean Women's Festival, right?"

Iori swallowed hard and nodded vigorously.

After seeing Nanaka off, Iori lay weakly on the ground and looked at Lu Nan, who was sitting upright beside her, and said helplessly, "Why are you still putting on airs? They're all gone."

But it wasn't Lu Nan who responded; it was Dai Miao. The kitten jumped out of its boss's arms, waved its paw in front of Lu Nan's eyes twice, and said helplessly, "Boss just thought of something he shouldn't have and has already fallen asleep due to stress, meow."

"?" Iori's eyes widened. Was this even human language?

Just then, Lu Nan suddenly woke up, lying on the ground panting, and said, "Holy crap, that scared the hell out of me."

I just had a hallucination where Sister Huoya secretly told me she wanted to have a baby dragon with me, and then Sister Shuiyun found out about it. I was chased and bitten by Sister Shuiyun, and I almost thought I was going to be eaten.

That's really strange. I only told Lieyan about this. It's impossible that she was jealous and reported me, right? Hahaha, how could that be?

"What happened to you just now? Never mind that for now, I might really be close to death," Iori sighed.

"Wasn't it already resolved? Why are you dying again? You still say you didn't pet it too much?" Lu Nan glanced at him sideways, then casually picked up the cat again and hugged it back into his arms. He was still a little shaken and desperately needed the kitten to comfort him.

"Nanaka-nee asked me to protect Chisa from being hit on at the Women's Festival, but I can't even get in now. Chisa wasn't planning on giving me a ticket, and it's unlikely I can just tell her directly. So what if I'm dead?" As she spoke, Iori was about to take out the paper with the suicide note written on it.

Suddenly, a ticket was waved in front of Iori, and Iori's eyes were immediately drawn to it.

Lu Nan smiled as he held the tickets: "By the way, didn't I mention that I actually have two tickets?"

Iori was overjoyed: "Great! As expected of you, Lunan! Is this ticket for me?"

Lu Nan held the ticket, smiling but saying nothing.

Iori's expression gradually stiffened: "This ticket is for me, right?"

……

Lu Nan knew the power of scarcity marketing and understood that this ticket was like a tempting piece of meat placed in front of a hungry wolf in the mechanical engineering department, which was known for its strict discipline.

Lu Nan did have a bit of a "wait and see" mentality, but to be honest, he didn't expect it would attract so many hungry wolves.

This is a reflection of Lu Nan's feelings when he looked up after school in the morning and found himself surrounded by a huge crowd of heads.

There shouldn't have been so many people, but after Qiansha learned that Lu Nan had another ticket, she decisively sold her two seats at a low price and had already run away home.

However, compared to Chisa's ticket, the one in his hand was obviously more attractive, after all, it was a new ticket with four seats.

Lu Nan waved the ticket in his hand: "There are obviously not enough tickets for so many people. We are all classmates, and I can't say I'm selling tickets at a high price like a scalper. I'm willing to share this ticket with those who are related to me. As for the rest of you, I'm really sorry."

Does it count that I challenged you back then?

"Get out."

"Oh."

Iori and Kohei immediately began organizing people to disperse all irrelevant bystanders, leaving only Iori, Kohei, and a few of their friends in the classroom.

"Your Majesty, the foolish masses have all been driven out." Kohei approached Lu Nan with a fawning smile.

Lu Nan shook the still-sleeping Dai Miao awake, looked around at the remaining people in the room, and said with a smile, "Chichu, these people are almost done."

"So whether you can get the tickets from me or not depends on yourselves."

Chapter 205 Ticket Battle

"What do you mean? Are you going to just rob us?" Iori was a little nervous. He knew just how ruthless Lu Nan was. If that were the case, all of them would probably just be easy prey.

"Of course not," Lu Nan said with a smile. "I just need to see your sincerity. Just tell me what will impress me. Of course, I will definitely support you financially, but I don't know how high the price will be in the end due to competition."

Lu Nan narrowed his eyes: "After all, there are six people here, and this ticket I have can only be used by four people at most."

"You'd better think carefully about how you're going to win me over."

A moment of silence fell over the crowd, as they all seemed to be thinking about how to win over Lu Nan, while many others turned their attention to the dazed cat standing to the side.

Everyone knows how much Lu Nan dotes on Dai Miao, so perhaps winning Dai Miao's heart is a good way to win her over.

"So each person only has two minutes to present. If there are any extra spaces left, I'll just put them up on the campus wall for auction."

Lu Nan shrugged: "Alright, let's begin the demonstration."

The group exchanged glances, and soon, the first warrior stepped forward.

"I'll go first."

Contestant No. 1: Mitarai —

Debut!

"Mitarai, huh..."

"How should you attack?"

Upon hearing the news, Mitarai simply waved his hand and said with a smile, "I will start with his hobbies and use my unparalleled art of language to make him willingly hand over the ticket to me."

"That's interesting..."

"Then let us see what you've got."

Mitarai walked up to Lunan and said in a deep voice, "Lunan, if I remember correctly, you and Daimyo both like sweets, right? I've seen you eating sweet dishes many times in the cafeteria."

Lu Nan nodded in surprise. It was true. It wasn't that he really liked it that much. Rather, it was because he ate too many dumplings in Yanhuo Village that he felt uneasy if he didn't eat something sweet every day.

"That's wonderful!" Mitarai exclaimed with delight. "Actually, I have a friend who works at Blue Girls' College. They're planning to sell crepes, and also some grilled sea bream, rice cakes, mung bean soup, and stuff like that. If you'd like, I can take you there. Maybe we can even get a discount?"

To be honest, Lu Nan was indeed somewhat tempted; it sounded pretty good, especially with the added benefit of a discount for acquaintances…