Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Lu Nan and his companions obediently sat down and waited for the waiter to come and take their order.

But when the black-haired waitress with no heavy makeup came to take their order, Lu Nan's eyes sharpened. To the bewilderment of Sesame Rin and Yotsuya Miko, Lu Nan suddenly crouched down and flipped the table with a crow-like motion, lifting up the girl's skirt.

"Eek!" The girl let out a scream that was extremely manly.

"It really is you, Iori." Seeing the familiar light blue underwear, Lu Nan knew exactly where the familiar feeling emanating from this so-called "waitress" came from.

So it was Iori, that kid. Why did he suddenly start cosplaying as a maid?

Wait, since Iori is here, what about that other one over there...? Lu Nan looked at another blonde waitress who wasn't wearing makeup, and she was being flirted with by a male customer.

However, after the waitress lifted her skirt and showed it to the male customer, he turned pale and fled.

"This kid... is it Kohei?" Lu Nan asked curiously.

"Yeah." After noting down the drinks that Shima and the others wanted, Iori nudged Lu Nan with her elbow: "Hey, what do you want to drink?"

"A cup of oolong tea, please."

"I understand." Iori gave a thumbs up. "It's a pity we don't have any here. Here, have a cup of real oolong tea. Make do with this. We'll have a better one when we get back tonight."

"Alright, by the way, why are you guys suddenly cosplaying as maids here?" Lu Nan's expression suddenly changed, and he grabbed Iori's shoulder: "No matter how poor a man is, he can't sell himself!"

Iori was speechless: "What the hell are you thinking?"

He sighed helplessly, "It's all the corpse-making beast's idea. They used Chisa to control Iori. In order to prevent Nanaka from killing me directly, we had no other choice."

"As for Kohei, he's just too interested in the reward for the corpse beast, the chance to meet that voice actor... he'd be willing to risk his life for it."

"Iori! Stop slacking off! Get moving! Hurry, hurry, hurry!!!"

Iori shrugged and reluctantly followed Kohei's steps.

Lu Nan chuckled to himself, "Goodness, I knew these two weren't simple."

Lu Nan looked at the silly cat beside him, the little guy was pursing his lips and slurping as he drank hot cocoa.

"Is it good?" Lu Nan asked, somewhat amused.

The silly cat looked up, its mouth still covered in a ring of white foam, and nodded: "Delicious, meow."

When Shima Rin saw this, she was about to pick up a tissue to help wipe it when she saw Yotsuya Miko also reach out her hand. The two seemed to be competing with each other, but in the end, it was a matter of who could act first.

But there are others who are even faster than them.

"Why didn't you tell me you were coming?" A slightly amused voice came from above Lu Nan's head, and Lu Nan immediately felt two big, round things placed on his head.

Lu Nan was still a little confused when he saw the person reach out and wipe the white foam off Dai Miao's mouth: "Dai Miao, you should be careful when drinking. Drinking things that are too hot is bad for your mouth. Wait until they cool down before drinking."

"Okay, meow, thank you, Sister Zi, meow."

Yes, the newcomer is none other than Hamaoka Azusa, the winner of the first blood.

She stood behind Lu Nan, with a pair of the strongest and most powerful hammers placed on Lu Nan's head, looking down at the two girls opposite her.

"Hello, little sisters~"

Chapter 000 Tragic News

The bad news is out! As you've probably seen, the book is now gray and has entered the revival round.

Well, that's the specific reason. I'm still not quite sure what it is, but since this isn't my first time as your boss, I do have some experience.

Don't worry, I've already asked customer service, but unfortunately it will take another business day to get a reply. After I get the specific directions for what needs to be changed, I'll have to work hard to make the changes.

My main concern right now is whether it's because of the character Xiao Ba. If so, then a major overhaul would be necessary, requiring changes to all the previous chapters and the outline, which would be a lot of work.

If it's just a simple plot issue, it's easy to fix. Just spend a day making detailed revisions. But we'll have to see how things go tomorrow.

Hopefully, our little Hachi can pull through this time and not let the label of "loser" stick firmly on his head.

Could there really be some kind of curse of a loser...?

Well, in short, I'll probably need to take a break for a few days. The exact number of days will depend on tomorrow's situation, but it won't be too long.

After all, this is different from my previous book; there aren't as many words to revise. I feel that winning the revival match should be quite easy.

So don't worry! Just consider it a few days of rest for our leader! He'll be back in good spirits and bring you even better stories!

But to be honest, I'm still a little upset. My data usage has only recently started to recover, and I've lost my perfect attendance bonus for this month. It's like they're robbing me out of my pocket, damn it!

But the boss isn't so easily defeated!

Like I said before, I can't let everyone down!

Please don't leave Boss Kouya! Boss will be back soon!

I am actually very grateful that so many people like my story, something I never expected before.

I don't actually have many friends, and I don't have many people I can really talk to in real life, but because of everyone, I'm happy every day now.

I'm always happy to see everyone's comments every day. Some of them I read over and over again, laughing at them repeatedly. I even share them with my family, even though they don't really understand them...

My original intention in writing this book was to bring joy and happiness to everyone. That's why the main theme of my book has always been happiness and lightheartedness, because that's my wish and dream.

I love seeing people happy. Every time I see comments like "Oh my god, this is so funny" or "Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard my stomach hurts," it makes me happy for a long, long time.

I always think how lucky I am to have so many people who like me and my story. I am so fortunate to have met you all.

Actually, I wasn't happy today because I was still writing when someone suddenly told me this bad news. I was very sad, and even more so, I didn't understand.

But many people, many people told me.

it's OK.

We're here.

Consider it a holiday, boss, you need to rest well.

We're waiting for you to come back.

It's embarrassing to admit, but I was actually already crying behind the screen at that time.

In truth, I am not a strong or optimistic person.

I'm actually the kind of person who's quite sensitive, fragile, and prone to crying.

I'm so happy, thank you all.

Finally, I wish you all a smooth life, all the best, and happiness every day!

I love you.

Chapter 001 Good News

Good news! We've successfully won the revival match!

Updates will resume tomorrow! Thank you all for your support and encouragement!

Thank you all~

Love you all!!!

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I originally wanted to just use A's blessing to send to everyone, but then I felt that would be too boring. So, I'll tell you some short stories from the prison instead.

It's half true and half false, with some artistic embellishment, so just take it as entertainment.

When I was in junior high school, the school I attended was a private school, which was famous for its teaching staff and therefore had a large number of students.

But when Lao Feng actually arrived at that place, he found that, putting aside the teaching staff and such, the facilities were so poor.

The school was small, and the dormitories were rented rooms, so they were very crowded, with sixteen people in one room.

I wouldn't have said anything in the first place, since Laofeng's hometown is poor and everyone's used to it.

Later, I don't know why, probably because the principal and the other party couldn't reach an agreement, the other party wouldn't let us stay in the second semester and told us to move out quickly.

So the school had no choice but to make everyone squeeze in.

If you squeeze them in like that, it becomes unbearable. The place where the prison guards were later moved to, I call the concentration camp.

I've always thought there's nothing wrong with calling it that, because a dormitory can house twenty-four people and can fit twelve of those bunk beds with desks underneath.

Once you enter, you can only walk sideways. At that time, I always thought my true identity was actually a crab.

Living in a place like this, you can imagine how oppressive the atmosphere would be. Luckily, we're all young men, so we can still have some fun.

What bothers me most in this kind of accommodation is drying clothes. There's hardly any space to put a suitcase, let alone a balcony. So, most people hang their clothes on the corridor outside the door.

However, since all the dormitories around here are like this, there are usually a lot of clothes outside.

Honestly, every time I go to collect my laundry, I feel like I'm on a grand treasure hunt, no less difficult than finding the treasure of One Piece, and there's always the chance of losing clothes.

Friends living in the north should know one thing: what happens when you hang your clothes out to dry in winter.

Yes, because our school doesn't have washing machines, we have to hand wash our clothes, and we don't wring them out very clean, so naturally the clothes freeze very stiff.

When clothes will dry in winter is always an unknown.

Okay, that's enough about the preliminaries. Now let's talk about something that I still find hilarious to this day.

That day, my roommate suddenly barged in and said there was a fight! A fight!

As a bloodthirsty spectator, Lao Feng naturally charged forward to begin a forceful observation.

The reason was probably that there weren't enough water taps at school. One person used a basin to reserve a spot, but the other person took it away. The two started arguing and then started fighting.

The two gentlemen seemed to think that fighting bare-handed wasn't exciting enough, so they were looking for some handy weapons.

Well then, now that you look up, you'll find the entire treasure trove of the king right there.

One of them, without hesitation, immediately reached out and picked up a pair of thermal underwear that belonged to some unfortunate person. It was frozen stiff, and one of the pant legs was rolled up for some reason.

But that's just right, because at this moment in his eyes these are no longer long johns, but his axe, the Noxian Battle Axe!

The guy who got the Black Cleaver was in high spirits and immediately stepped forward to unleash a powerful split attack!

The other guy was terrified and scrambled away, shouting that the other guy had no sportsmanship at all!

But if Kou can go, why can't I?

So this guy reached out and grabbed! Whoa! A scarf-shaped spear!