"You fucking idiot." Iori rolled her eyes and continued looking at the topographical map in her hand: "I need to find a route that will be easy to spot."

"Hmph." Kohei snorted coldly: "That's why I said you're an incompetent older brother."

Iori looked up: "What do you mean?"

Kohei shrugged, looking at the two people and the cat staring at him with a proud expression: "For a real older brother, winning over his younger sister's heart is a piece of cake, isn't it?"

Lu Nan and Yi Zhi looked at each other in bewilderment.

Kohei continued, "The key to winning over your sister lies in careful and in-depth observation."

As he spoke, he began to take out sunglasses, a mask, and a baseball cap to equip himself: "First, I need to change my appearance to avoid being seen through by the target."

Then he took out a telephoto camera: "Then I tried to get as close as possible to the other person's life and record everything."

Finally, she pulled out her laptop: "Then, analyze the records to find out the target's interests and hobbies! How about that? Isn't it simple and easy to understand!"

Lu Nan silently covered Dai Miao's eyes. Although it was late, he could still convey the message that this was something that absolutely could not be learned.

Iori nodded and gave a thumbs up: "I see, please demonstrate!"

A short while later, Kohei, who had sneaked out, ran back and hid in the room. The sound of police sirens could be heard outside the window.

"Oh, you're back?" Lu Nan asked. "Did you run into some concerned citizens and get reported?"

Kohei nodded and then shook his head. After a moment, he said anxiously, "Iori! Be careful! It seems like a stalker is following Shiori!"

"Yeah, I know." Iori looked up. "So, are you going to turn yourself in?"

"I wasn't talking about me!" Kohei said seriously, "I was just hiding in the shadows and watching over her through the camera lens."

Lu Nan raised his hand: "Did you see your reflection in the mirror?"

"I already told you I'm not that stalker!" Kohei said anxiously, "Just as I was protecting Shiori, I suddenly noticed a suspicious person next to me, wearing a thick cotton coat, completely covered up, secretly filming Shiori with a telephoto camera!"

Lu Nan looked at the telephoto camera in his hand: "I don't know why, but it feels like there's no credibility to what you're saying."

Iori crossed her arms and asked, "So there are two perverts?"

"Where did the second one come from?"

Iori, Lunan, and Daimyo all looked at Kohei without saying a word.

"I've already told you I'm not a pervert!"

Chapter 350 The Two People Who Were Shouting at Each Other in Front of the Vending Machine

"But since the police have already been called, it means everything is alright, right?" Iori asked.

“How could that be?” Kohei said warily. “That was just the observation phase; it’s completely different from the practical phase.”

Lu Nan rolled his eyes speechlessly: "Actually, I think there's someone else we really need to be wary of. Daimiao, you're not allowed to learn from this kind of person anymore, understand?"

"Okay, meow."

But that's what they say, but actually, Dazed is usually the one being secretly followed.

Iori glanced at Kohei sideways: "I'm still more curious about why you're so familiar with criminal methods."

Even so, Iori was still a little worried about Shiori's safety and said she wanted to go to the front desk to check on Shiori.

On the way, Kohei kept muttering about how dangerous that pervert was: "They will definitely use the information they found to get close to Shiori."

"Ah."

"Before that, we need to kick those perverts out!"

"Ah."

Kohei asked, somewhat puzzled, "What's with your reaction? Is there something you're unhappy about?"

"No, there's nothing to complain about." Iori looked at the people in the hall with a hint of helplessness: "The key is how we're going to find that pervert? Shiori has a lot of guests to entertain."

Lu Nan reached out his hand: "Then beat them all up."

The silly cat reached into its small pocket to take something out.

Iori quickly grabbed the little cat's hand, her face filled with terror: "No, do you two want my family to go bankrupt?"

Kohei stroked his chin: "Then it seems we can only rely on you now, Iori."

Iori pointed to herself, somewhat puzzled: "Me? Why?"

Kohei said with a serious expression, "Isn't it said that people with similar tastes attract each other? Just like Stand users."

"What nonsense are you talking about? If it were that easy, what would we need the police for?" Iori looked at Kohei like he was an idiot.

Lu Nan looked around: "Since things have come to this, let's see if there are any suspicious or strange people around."

Daimiao tugged at Lu Nan's clothes and pointed to the side. Lu Nan turned his head and saw two abstract two-dimensional figures wearing strange clothes and holding wine bottles.

"It seems like a strange person has appeared!" Lu Nan turned to look at Kohei and Iori.

Iori crossed her arms: "There doesn't seem to be anything unusual so far."

Kohei nodded: "No unusual individuals have been observed so far."

"Why the hell?!" Lu Nan pointed at the two burly men in the distance: "Can't you two see this huge anomaly right here?! Just because they're from the anime world and they're holding a bottle of wine?!"

"What are you talking about, Lu Nan?"

"I don't quite understand what you mean."

"You two fucking..."

When Lu Nan turned his head again, he saw that the two burly men were already kneeling beside Qian Sha and Xiao Shi, and they seemed to be handing something to them, which made the two girls' faces turn dark.

Upon closer inspection, Lu Nan realized it was a kindergarten uniform with a somewhat anime/manga style, similar to the one worn by Shin-chan.

He was about to turn around and greet the other two when he realized that there was no one behind him. At that moment, Iori and Kohei were already standing in front of the two burly men, striking a pose.

"I said, that's enough for me."

"Can't you see how unwilling they all look?"

Lu Nan was speechless. How could these two be so baffling? Holy crap.

They were about to start another drinking contest, but Lu Nan brought in the uncle from outside and ruined it.

After all, Lu Nan felt that people who looked abnormal were actually much more abnormal than they appeared.

This can be seen from the fact that the two of them started running away as soon as they saw the police. As for why Kohei also ran away with them... isn't that normal for this guy?

Iori wiped her sweat: "Thank goodness it was resolved. We're really amazing."

Lu Nan couldn't hold back anymore. Who exactly are we referring to?

Iori coughed twice: "But then again, you'd be in danger without us."

Koshino smiled and said, "Yes."

Chisa remained silent: "..."

Iori crossed her arms and said, "This is when the benefits of siblings helping each other really come in."

Koshino smiled and said, "Yes."

Chisa remained silent: "..."

Iori rubbed her hands together: "That passport..."

Xiao Shian smiled: "No."

……

Kohei leaned against the vending machine, panting, "Thank goodness I shook them off. Those two guys were still more noticeable than me."

Iori looked annoyed: "Why won't that guy give it to me...?"

Kohei chuckled: "Your stubbornness is also quite admirable."

Iori gave her the middle finger: "What a load of rubbish! Can you be normal for once? Lu Nan, do you have any other ideas... Hey? Where's Lu Nan?"

The two looked behind them and saw Lu Nan calmly talking to a girl.

Iori raised an eyebrow: "Who is it?"

Kohei guessed, "She's probably a girl who came to chat me up."

The two of them quieted down, wanting to hear what was going on.

"Hello, may I exchange contact information?" the girl said with a smile.

Lu Nan shook his head while holding Dai Miao: "No, my phone's out of gas."

After saying that, he turned to leave.

"Hey? It's just a swap, it's okay, right?" The girl stopped Lu Nan, her gaze falling on the ring on his hand. "Anyway, nobody here will know, right? She can't control what happens here, can she?"

Lu Nan paused, turned around, and said with a smile, "Then can you do it again, as if you've just met me?"

The girl nodded: "Okay, okay, hello..."

"I'm not good at all, shut up and leave me alone."

"?" The girl opened her mouth, somewhat shocked.

Lu Nan continued with a smile, "Oh dear, that was just my second personality acting up. Are you single, miss?"

The girl nodded, still somewhat confused.

Lu Nan showed off his ring: "I'm not single, do you know what that means?"

The girl thought for a moment and said, "Does that mean you regret not meeting me sooner?"

Lu Nan's expression changed instantly: "No, this just means I have someone who wants me, while you're just a single dog that nobody wants."

"No way, how can you be so crazy?"

"Oh ho?! You dare to swear?! I'll teach you a lesson..."

"I'll burn your cat's ass!"

Iori withdrew her gaze: "I think it's necessary to go back and talk to Lunan about Daimiao's mental health and manners."

Kohei thought about it carefully and then suddenly realized, "Ah, I get it! This isn't that... oh right! 'The Two People Arguing in Front of the Vending Machine'!"

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