"Boss is going too far, meow." Dumb Meow said, raising its head in dissatisfaction.

But Lu Nan really felt that way. For example, at night, even though they had agreed that they absolutely could not eat any more late-night snacks or extra meals, as soon as Dai Miao got hungry, she would start looking at him with those innocent and pleading big eyes.

At this point, Lu Nan's rationality would begin to slip away, and the thought, "What's wrong with a child eating something? It's not like they want the stars in the sky," would start to linger in his mind.

"Haha, of course you can!" Maki patted the little cat's head.

The group went outside to discuss a possible solution.

"Chisa," Sayaka called out to Chisa, "You'll be a shop assistant."

"OK, all right."

……

Outside the store —

Iori crossed her arms in distress: "So how should we act?"

Kohei didn't have any good ideas either: "I don't know."

Lu Nan looked at the silly cat in his arms: "I don't know, but my silly cat is very beautiful."

Yoshihara Aina sighed, "What are you all talking about? Just come in like usual."

To be honest, it's already incredible that it's the same as usual.

In the store——

Store manager Sayawa crossed her arms and said, "Everyone, please treat this as a grand opening and give us a warm welcome, okay?"

"understood!"

Click.

The door was pushed open, and Lu Nan walked in, leading Dai Miao: "Good morning."

"Good morning, how have you been lately?" Manager Sayaka said with a faint smile, gesturing to Chisa and Maki.

Iori strode in and greeted her, "Good morning."

"Good morning, did you sleep well last night?" the supervisor greeted with a perfect, impeccable smile.

"Good morning." Kohei was still a little unaccustomed to such public appearances, so he was somewhat stiff.

"Hello, you must be very tired from your trip?" Chisa had a lot of experience at home, so this part was easy for her.

Yoshihara Mana has already put on a wig and her face is covered with her signature heavy makeup. By the way, just a reminder that she hasn't taken off her big D yet.

Good morning!

"Good morning to you too—pfft!"

Even though Maki was very good at holding back, she couldn't help but laugh out loud in the end.

Seeing this, the supervisor stepped forward and reminded her, "Maki, you forgot to ask the guest about their health."

Maki exclaimed in surprise, "Oh, right!"

She turned to look at Aina Yoshihara: "Is there something wrong with your head?"

"Is that how you greet someone?!"

The head waitress, Yuko, pulled Maki aside for a private talk: "How can you lose your composure just because you see a customer's face?"

Maki lowered her head shyly: "I'm sorry..."

The main problem is that I've never seen that makeup look before...

Meanwhile, the boys seemed to be very receptive to what they were learning, surrounding Yoshihara Aina and marveling at her.

"I see, it's the same as usual."

"You make a lot of sense."

"I've learned a lot; those who are knowledgeable are my teachers."

The foreman handed out a piece of paper to everyone. Lu Nan glanced at it and saw that it was a document similar to a disclaimer, stating things like what kind of medical records or mental illnesses might affect diving.

"Gentlemen, would you please take a look at this disclaimer?"

As a "difficult guest," I'll inevitably have to find something to do when it comes to signing documents.

So the Corpse-Makeup Beast raised its hand: "Hello, I saw that there's a clause about motion sickness in the precautions. Since I get very carsick, may I go diving?"

"Please rest assured, guest, we have certain measures in place to address this..." the supervisor replied impeccably.

Maki's eyes were practically sparkling with admiration. She truly lived up to her title as supervisor; she was incredibly composed, even in the face of that man!

Iori and Kohei both looked like they had learned something.

"Excuse me, I actually have asthma. Can I go scuba diving?" Kohei said, patting his chest. "My heart races whenever I see lesbians..."

"How severe is your asthma? It's okay to cough in the water, but coughing too frequently is still dangerous..."

Seeing their teammates starting to exert their strength, Iori and Lunan exchanged a glance, and a mischievous idea popped into their heads.

Iori raised her hand: "Excuse me, may I ask you something?"

Maki walked over: "What can I do for you?"

Iori said with a serious expression, "Actually, I'm pregnant."

Maki's body stiffened abruptly, almost losing her composure, and she said in a trembling voice, "Ah... um, how many months pregnant are you?"

Lu Nan, holding Dai Miao, sat down next to Yi Zhi with the same serious expression: "It's been about three months, that's right, we have a child."

"Pfft—uh, no, three months is fine..." Maki's body trembled violently, and she took several deep breaths to steady herself.

Lu Nan nodded and lifted Dai Miao up: "By the way, this is our first kitten, it's ten years old now, can we go scuba diving together?"

Maki couldn't hold back anymore when she saw the cat-like face of the silly cat. She laughed so hard that she coughed repeatedly and almost spat saliva all over the silly cat's face.

This is what happens when you think a joke is already funny, but your friends keep adding to it.

Of course, the result was obvious: Ms. Maki was pulled aside by the supervisor for another small meeting and lecture.

Lu Nan and Yi Zhi gave each other a high five; the troublesome plan was a great success!

Maki knew her performance was far from satisfactory, although part of the reason was that the tricks these guys pulled were just too bizarre...

She patted her cheeks, trying to cheer herself up.

"Everyone chooses to rent wetsuits, but Daimiao brought her own, right?"

"Yes."

"Let me confirm the size."

Iori and Kohei both quieted down; they hadn't decided what kind of trouble they wanted to cause.

Lu Nan pointed to Dai Miao's round little belly: "Excuse me, saleswoman, my child is a little thin. Do you have a size that fits better?"

Maki glanced at the dazed cat's round little face, then smiled and said, "Yes, we do. What size would you like?"

Lu Nan pondered for a moment: "Do you have 5XL? Let me try it on. Oh, there's no 6XL. I guess love is about always feeling indebted."

Maki really couldn't hold back this time. What kind of weird feeling of indebtedness is this? Even if your son's body were halved, he wouldn't look like he felt indebted at all.

Of course, Daimiao isn't actually that fat; she's just a cute little kitten weighing about 20 kilograms.

(By the way, the average adult weight of a kitten is 5 kilograms.)

(In the official setting, Palico does not have a very precise single number, but there is a reference range of 18 kg.)

Chapter 363 The Opposite Sex I Like

Everyone had changed into their wetsuits. Maki looked around and nodded, "Hmm, everyone's clothes fit perfectly."

As she spoke, her gaze involuntarily fell on Yoshihara Mana.

Because someone's big D disobeyed its master and betrayed him, it performed a series of lightning-fast up-and-down maneuvers inside the diving suit.

Maki had tried her best to hold back, but those two lumps kept provoking her, and in the end she couldn't help but burst out laughing.

The supervisor said with some concern, "Maki, you can't do this."

"After all, this kind of situation can really happen when the store is open for business," said Manager Saya Hua seriously.

Maki slapped her face hard: "I'm sorry!!"

Sayaka turned to Chisa and said, "Chisa, why don't you go and help her out?"

Chisa was startled and panicked on the spot.

Sayahua frowned: "What are you dawdling about?"

Chisa whispered, "I'm trying to subtly make her realize it herself..."

Sayaka sighed helplessly and said, "Yuko, go ahead."

"Received~"

The head waitress, Yuko, leaned close to Yoshihara Aina's ear and whispered something. Yoshihara Aina thanked her and hurriedly clutched her chest before heading into the changing room.

Yuko smiled and waved her hand: "You're welcome."

Maki exclaimed with admiration, "Yuko-nee is amazing! The supervisor truly lives up to her reputation!!"

Seeing Chisa standing there in a daze, Sayaka couldn't help but sigh: "It still doesn't work."

Iori couldn't help but ask, "But isn't letting her realize it herself without making a sound also a good approach?"

Sayerhua crossed his arms: "You're wrong. You haven't considered the guests' feelings at all."

She looked at the three boys in front of her: "Why do you think that kid was wearing breast pads?"

Lu Nan thought for a moment: "Is it because of what certain people said?"

Sayaka shook her head: "No, of course it's because the man she likes is there."

Everyone was taken aback. Lu Nan and Iori both looked at Kohei, but Kohei seemed to be lost in thought, not knowing what he was thinking.

“So we need to tell her before the opposite sex finds out, so that the same-sex employee can handle the problem as soon as possible.” Sayaka walked towards Chisa: “Any girl would understand this kind of thing.”

Sayaka gently patted Chisa's head with her notebook: "That's why I said you're not good enough, you need to practice more."

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