Iori was overjoyed and pouted as she rushed over to express her gratitude, but was punched away by Lu Nan.
Iori got up and sat back down at the table: "But I think Nanaka-neechan is right about one thing. After all, it's still a puppy, and I'm really worried about leaving it alone..."
As he spoke, he looked at Kohei, who was watching anime on his phone.
Kohei seemed to realize something, and suddenly stood up. "Um, I suddenly remembered that I have some urgent business at home, so I'll head back now."
As soon as he took a step, Kohei felt something press against his back, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
"Don't rush off, Kohei~" Iori grinned and put his arm around Kohei's neck. "It's been so long since we slept together, hasn't it? There's no time like the present!"
"Holy crap! No... Lu Nan, save me!"
"You've reminded me." Iori looked at Lunan: "Lunan, you have experience with the silly cat, why don't you come along?"
"!?! Give it to me?!"
……
Lu Nan originally thought the girls would bring the puppy very late... although it wasn't actually that early.
Yoshihara Aina reluctantly handed the puppy to Lu Nan: "Chisa and Anzu are both asleep, but the little guy is still very energetic. Oh well... You two have to take good care of it."
"it is good."
After dismissing Yoshihara Aina, who kept turning back to look at him, Lu Nan put the puppy on the floor. The three grown men stared at each other, looking at the puppy.
"What should we do now?" Kohei asked.
Lu Nan rubbed his chin: "I don't know, how about we feed him something first?"
Iori smiled broadly and shook hands with the puppy: "Great idea. The Corpse Beasts probably haven't been fed yet. It's time to feed them some."
Kohei took out a small dish from the side: "This should be its food bowl, use this to hold it."
"Wait a minute!" Iori snatched the small dish with a serious expression and began pouring wine into it: "Just in case, let's disinfect it first."
Gengping and Lu Nan exchanged a glance and nodded.
That makes sense.
"As expected of you, Iori."
"What are you doing, meow?!" The dumb cat, who had just returned from the toilet, was utterly dumbfounded. What was the idiot leader doing with the other two morons?!
Daimiao leaped up and kicked Iori over, then grabbed the puppy's food bowl in her hand: "You'll kick the bucket, meow."
After saying that, Dai Miao sighed, went out and washed the dishes thoroughly before bringing them back.
Iori rubbed her face: "So we don't need to disinfect it? Ouch—that really hurts."
Lu Nan crossed his arms: "Shouldn't a hot water bath be enough? Using alcohol is too hardcore. What if he gets drunk?"
“That makes sense.” Kohei nodded.
"It's time to feed them." Lu Nan poured a large dollop of food into the plate and pushed it in front of the puppy with satisfaction: "Come on, eat more, don't be shy."
Chapter 410 This is my child!
"Hey Lu Nan, isn't this a bit too much?" Geng Ping asked. "It's piled up higher than a dog's head, can we really finish it all?"
Lu Nan scratched his head: "That shouldn't be the case. I fed Dai Miao like this when she was little, and it still wasn't enough."
"No." Iori was speechless: "Can this little guy be compared to a silly cat?"
He pointed at the little guy who was circling around the dog food, not knowing where to start eating: "Can't you see how confused this kid is?"
"Okay, then." Lu Nan poured the huge pile of dog food back into the bag, then shook out a small plate and placed it in front of the dog.
The puppy wagged its tail and ate excitedly.
"Oh my, I feel so healed..." Iori lay on the ground with shining eyes, watching the puppy eat.
"Speaking of Lu Nan, how do you raise puppies back in your hometown?" Geng Ping asked curiously, "How do you manage to raise them to such a big size?"
Lu Nan thought for a moment and said, "Where we're from, the Hounds and Palicoes are usually raised in the wild. Basically, they eat what I eat. As for why they can grow so big... it's probably due to their species."
"I see." Gengping was from the city and didn't know much about the "soil-growing method," but it sounded very sophisticated.
Iori sat up, somewhat flustered, and said, "Hey! Look, why does the puppy seem so anxious? It keeps going in circles!"
"Oh? Let me see?" Lu Nan peeked out and saw that, just as Iori had said, the puppy was anxiously circling around.
"What's going on?" Kohei was also confused, then took out his phone: "Let me check the information?"
"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Iori was almost frantic.
"Don't worry." Gengping opened an app: "Doubao, Doubao, why is the puppy running around in circles after eating?"
Upon hearing the familiar software name, Lu Nan felt a headache coming on: "Wait, is this thing even useful?"
Kohei flipped through Doubao's reply: "It should be useful, since I even enabled Deep Thinking."
After a while, Kohei said with a strange expression, "Um... Doubao said that because these puppies haven't learned to relieve themselves yet, they need a big dog to help them with their tongues after eating. In other words, they need..."
Lu Nan's eye twitched: "Wait, do we have to lick it? The problem is, we don't have any big dogs here."
Iori's expression gradually changed from hesitation to determination. He took a deep breath and said, "Since there's no big dog... then I'll be that big dog!!"
"Iori!" Lu Nan was shocked. What a magnificent will this was!
"Iori, you rascal..." Kohei was also deeply moved.
Iori waved her hand dismissively: "You don't need to try to persuade me anymore! My mind is made up!"
As she spoke, Iori lay down, seemingly having made up her mind.
"Let's say something, meow." The silly cat, who had been lying next to her playing on its phone, finally couldn't stand it anymore. It was because the boss played with these two that its brain became dull: "Is it possible that a cotton swab dipped in water would work, meow? And is it also possible that it's just thirsty, meow?"
Seeing the expression on the dork's face as if it were a fool's errand, Iori awkwardly retracted her tongue: "Ahaha, yeah, yeah, I knew it all along, hahaha..."
A small dish of water was placed over, and after the puppy drank it, it was indeed no longer in a hurry. It lay there drowsily, looking like it was a little dizzy from eating too much.
"It seems to be falling asleep." Iori's voice softened slightly involuntarily.
Kohei yawned: "It really is true, seeing it like this makes me a little sleepy."
"Are you going to sleep now?" Iori asked.
Kohei stretched his neck and said, "I'll go take a shower first."
Lu Nan also stood up and picked up the sleepy Dai Miao: "I'll go and coax Dai Miao to sleep first before I come over."
"Ah."
……
"I'm back." Lu Nan pushed open the door and walked in, seeing Iori still sitting there cross-legged.
Upon closer inspection, it turned out that the little dog had fallen asleep on Iori's lap at some point.
"I can't move," Iori whispered.
Lu Nan laughed: "Don't talk like it's some R-rated movie. Should we carry him to bed to sleep?"
“No need.” Iori lowered her eyes, her gaze gentle. “It’s leaving tomorrow, and I want to spend as much time with it as possible in such a short time.”
"You rascal..." Lu Nan was somewhat helpless.
"I'm back." Kohei walked in, drying his hair.
"You bastard! Keep your voice down!"
"Huh? What are you angry about?!"
Just as he said, Iori stayed up all night with the puppy, but he got so excited that Kohei and Ryunan were forced to go to jail as a result.
……
"Holy crap! Lu Nan! My puppy peed on me?!"
"Hahaha, you idiot, then go take a shower. You don't mean to frame this dress, do you?"
"Kouhei! Could you help carry these for a bit?"
"Damn it! Did you wipe it or not? Just hand it to me, you bastard! I gave you Lu Nan!"
"Get lost, you idiot!"
……
"Wang Wang Wang!"
"Iori, if I ever hear you bark like a dog again, I'll kill you."
"I'm dying of laughter. Nine out of ten barks in this house aren't actually barks."
"What do you two know! I'm almost understanding its language! Woof woof woof!"
"Fuck your mother..."
"Lu Nan! Calm down! Calm down! It's not worth fighting for that idiot!"
……
"Oops! A puppy jumped on me! Kohei, help me out!"
"Damn it... I'm so jealous... Why wasn't it me..."
"That guy Iori has already used alkyl palladium bombs; his human brain has turned into a dog's brain."
"Can you two stop acting crazy here! Help me! It's so itchy!"
"Lu Nan, why is it so fond of you? Teach me, Coach, I really want to learn."
Are you an idiot?
……
The next day, Iori hugged the puppy tightly with both hands and said to Nanaka with a serious face, "This is our child. What puppy? I don't understand what you're talking about."
"Uh..." Nanaka was speechless. "But how can a person give birth to a puppy..."
Iori said seriously, "That's not right. You can't generalize about people's physical condition. That puppy ran away on its own yesterday. It was just born last night when Kohei got angry."
Gengping stood up with a dark face, and Lu Nan hugged him tightly from behind.
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