Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

[Until this body withers away!]

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"Wow..." Lu Nan rubbed his chin: "Looks like everyone had a good night last night."

Chapter 422 Until this body withers away

"Wait, wait, wait!" Yoshihara Aina waved her hands frantically, "That's not how it is!"

"Hey! I get what you mean!" Lu Nan pointed to the listless Kohei on the other side: "After all, this guy is already [completely exhausted]!"

Yoshihara Mana looked utterly exasperated: "I already told you that's not how it is..."

"I didn't expect to run into everyone here," Hanami said with some emotion. "I thought I had sneaked off, but I didn't expect everyone to be making such a quick progress."

Yoshihara Aina paused, then a dangerous smile suddenly appeared on her face: "What? Ah... so you ran away. By the way, Anja, how about we go talk over there?"

"Eh? But..."

Aina Yoshihara patted Hanami's shoulder: "It's just a chat, you're not scared, are you? You traitor to the organization?"

"what?"

Then, Hanami and a helpless-looking Chisa were forcibly dragged away by Yoshihara Mana.

"What's wrong with this guy?" Lu Nan asked, looking at the dejected-looking Kōhei.

Iori's face was filled with resentment: "Could it be that this guy has finally betrayed the revolution?!"

"Aren't you one too?" Lu Nan nudged Iori: "You guys also came from a love hotel."

"I already said it was a misunderstanding!" Iori insisted that it was a misunderstanding.

"Alright, alright." Lu Nan shrugged and patted Kohei on the shoulder: "Hey! Kohei! Are you still alive?"

Even as Lu Nan shook him, Kohei remained listless, his voice hoarse as he managed to squeeze out a few words: "What...it doesn't matter anymore..."

"?"

Lu Nan and Iori were immediately filled with questions.

Is that correct?

"Dai Miao, can you analyze his current situation?" Lu Nan asked.

Daimiao carefully examined Kōhei, thought for a moment, then told Ryūnan to squat down and whispered something in Ryūnan's ear.

Lu Nan was horrified. Holy crap! He's about to bleed to death?!

Could it be that the Corpse-Mask Beast, despite its small and thin appearance, is actually a terrifying type? A vacuum cleaner?!

After all, as the old saying goes, a drop of gold is worth ten drops of blood.

Otherwise, there's no way to explain why Kohei looks like he's about to die from exhaustion.

"So, where are you guys going later?" Lu Nan asked, turning his head.

Iori thought for a moment: "Shouldn't we go diving after dinner?"

“That’s perfect, they’re about the same as us, let’s go together, then we can ask them what’s going on.” Lu Nan rubbed his chin, feeling that these two were both quite extraordinary.

"Huh? You want to come together?" Iori looked reluctant, after all, it was a rare treat to have some alone time with just the two of them.

"Oh?" Lu Nan smiled. "Iori, you don't want Nana-chan to know that you and Chisa came out of the love hotel, do you?"

"Brother Lu, spare my life! I'll do anything!"

Lu Nan waved his hand: "I'll go call them first, and buy some breakfast first. Dai Miao is hungry."

……

Inside the dive shop, everyone was waiting to go diving and getting to know each other.

"Oh, so you mean you booked a couples' hotel because you made a mistake? You originally booked a double room but the hotel gave you a double bed? And the hotel didn't have any other rooms available, so you had to sleep there? Is that what you mean?" Lu Nan asked suspiciously.

Iori nodded: "All correct!!"

Lu Nan was still skeptical: "Really? Even if you asked Dai Miao, she wouldn't believe it."

The silly cat nodded as it ate its breakfast.

"Really, really, really!" Iori pounded his chest loudly, but the more he did that, the more Lu Nan felt that he was guilty.

Lu Nan didn't believe him anyway, so he turned to Qian Sha and asked, "Is it true?"

Iori's lips twitched: "Is my credibility with you really that low?"

Chisa nodded: "That's definitely true."

Lu Nan sighed, "That's a real pity."

It seems that Brother Iori still has a long way to go before he can achieve his goal.

Iori secretly tugged at Lunan: "Lunan, I actually feel that Chisa has fallen for me, after all, she didn't let me sleep in the hallway last night."

Lu Nan rolled his eyes and picked up Dai Miao: "Dai Miao! Spray him!"

"It's okay to be narcissistic, it's okay to be brain-dead, but if you're narcissistic and brain-dead, then you're just hurting yourself, and that's unacceptable!"

"Well said, silly meow!"

Lu Nan and Dai Miao high-fived.

Iori remained silent.

Lu Nan pointed to Kohei, who was slumped over the table: "And what about this guy? Could it be..."

Yoshihara Aina crossed her arms: "I think we should talk about you and Anza first, instead of this."

Lu Nan reached out and grabbed Banami's hand across from him: "Isn't it obvious? We're already together. Yesterday, Anja confessed to me on the Ferris wheel, and I said yes."

Aina Yoshihara covered her face: "I knew it! That wretched Aina... you've betrayed the class revolution!"

Ugh, a Ferris wheel confession? How romantic!

Banami shrugged: "Well... let's just let things take their course."

"So how exactly did Kohei end up like this? Stop changing the subject," Lu Nan asked. "This guy looks like he's about to die. I'm telling you young people, you need to be more careful!"

Banami rolled her eyes. You are the least qualified to say these things. If you had restrained yourself, would I have lost consciousness yesterday?

Just as Yoshihara Aina was about to say something, the receptionist called her away. She canceled her appointment, since Kohei looked like he couldn't dive at all, and it would be terrible if he accidentally fell into the stagnant water.

With Yoshihara Aina gone, the only person left who knew the truth was Kohei.

Iori was the one most eager to know what was going on, since Lu Nan had undoubtedly already reached that level.

But not with Kohei! I need to make sure that Kohei hasn't taken a step forward on the path to manhood!

I absolutely cannot allow myself to lose to him in this area!

"Hey, Kohei." Iori leaned closer. "What happened to make you so weak?"

"What happened..." Kohei chuckled and slumped onto the sofa, "It's something you wouldn't understand."

Iori gritted her teeth. Could it be that this guy... is really fake?!

"Hey, hey, I don't understand? What are you saying..."

"Don't make me explain any further." Kohei said dejectedly, "The sheets were so wet they became heavy, I almost dried out."

Iori was horrified: "Y-you! You! You! Could it be!?"

"Stop yelling in my ear, it's making my head buzz." Kohei turned away from Iori: "Leave me alone."

"Wait!" Iori clutched her chest, trembling. "I only have one question for you!"

"Kouhei, you..."

"Did you do it?"

Chapter 423 Kohei's Good Friday

Kohei raised his head slightly, glancing sideways at Iori: "You asked me... if I did it?"

Iori nodded: "Yes."

Kohei suddenly laughed and said casually, "I'm really envious that you're interested in such low-end things."

"Huh?" Iori's lips twitched violently. What's wrong with this guy? Why does he look like he's entered a state of post-coital slumber?

“Listen up, Iori.” Kohei looked up, as if his life was already complete: “Please never ask me such a childish and irresistible question a second time.”

"What the hell is going on?! How dare you look down on me! I see it's true..." Iori's temples suddenly bulged with veins. He was about to ask something when Lu Nan grabbed him by the back of his collar and dragged him out the door, because they had already started calling for the guests to board the ship through a loudspeaker.

"Alright, we'll ask again when we get back." Lu Nan walked along nonchalantly: "It's time to gather. Anzu and Chisa have already left."

"Give me one more minute! Give me one more minute, Lu Nan!! We're talking about something more important than life itself!"

……

The ship navigated the waves and sailed on the sea.

Chisa and Banami sat together, while across from them sat Iori, who had his hands clasped under his chin and a gloomy expression, and Lunan, who was holding a domineering cat and was a little annoyed because Banami wasn't sitting next to him.

"Is it necessary to be so angry?" Chisa looked at Iori.

"How am I supposed to stay calm?" Iori chewed on his nails. "This is the most important competition between men, and I never thought I'd be overtaken by someone as insignificant as Kohei..."

Qian Sha pointed to the south of the road, the meaning of which was self-evident.

"Oh, that guy is an exception, after all, he's Lu Nan." Iori pouted, "Besides, Kohei always says he's not interested in real-life women!"

Although he knew the guy was just talking nonsense, he hadn't forgotten what the guy had said in Palau.

"So it doesn't really matter, does it?" Chisa sighed. Are there any normal people left on this ship?

The two neurotic lovers, who were always exchanging glances but never sitting together, were forced to eat dog food in Lu Nan's arms, looking utterly hopeless, while opposite them was Iori, who was extremely jealous.

Where are the normal people?

“Of course it matters!” Iori said. “To give you an example, from your perspective, it’s like someone winning a lottery ticket for a diving trip to the Rangira Atoll but not being very happy. Instead, they might say, ‘What’s the point of diving? I’d rather just play a couple of video games at home.’”

Iori said seriously, "That's the feeling."