It's a miracle if they don't turn you into a fat penguin; you still want to experience the beauty of youth? Dream on.
Because Sesame Rin needed to find a parking spot, she asked Lu Nan and Dai Miao to go to the Great Hall first and save her a spot.
Lu Nan hadn't walked more than a few steps when he saw a large crowd gathered ahead. His innate love of watching the excitement was instantly triggered, and he immediately wanted to drag Dai Miao forward to see what was going on.
He stopped abruptly after taking only a couple of steps. Along with his fascination with watching the spectacle, his dead memories were also triggered. Something similar seemed to have happened before on Yintao Pedestrian Street. Could it be...?
Considering what happened last night, Lu Nan felt that the possibility was at least 80% or 90%.
Upon closer inspection, it was indeed true. Iori, with his unfortunate face, was lying on the ground fast asleep, wearing only his underwear. Not far away, Toki and his senior, Asou, were also lying down. Everything was so classic.
Lu Nan fell silent, then he pulled Dai Miao and turned to leave. Of course, why would he stay and wait for Yi Zhi to wake up and steal his clothes?
Not long after Lu Nan and Dai Miao left, Yi Zhi slowly woke up and subconsciously took out her phone to check the time: 8:40.
He was instantly jolted awake, realizing he was going to be late!
But the surrounding noise suddenly triggered Iori's bad memories, and the dead memories suddenly revived and began to attack him.
Iori stiffly turned her head and saw an incredibly lively crowd, and two seniors on the ground.
"Damn it, I knew it would be like this!" Iori angrily pounded the ground.
Why can't I believe in superstitions? I just believed the nonsense of my predecessors!
Damn it! My seniors misled me!
Chapter 52 This is unfair!
"Haha, Iori, you're awake! How about that? Senpai was right, he definitely wouldn't let you be late!" Toki and Asou-senpai were also up. They looked quite proud.
Iori felt dizzy and disoriented. Her wonderful college life seemed to have been cut short, and the days that followed seemed anything but wonderful.
Suddenly, he smiled with relief. Yes, it didn't matter anymore, nothing mattered.
"Look, Iori is really grateful to us, Asahi!"
"Yeah! Didn't you see Iori was already crying tears of joy?"
Senior Asou patted Iori on the shoulder: "Iori, enjoy your university life! Remember to attend the opening ceremony. We're off now. Remember to report to the diving club for your morning class, and remind Lu Nan if you see him."
Without waiting for Iori's reply, the two of them brazenly disappeared into the crowd, leaving Iori bewildered in the wind.
Enjoying university life to the fullest? Haha...
Damn it! I don't even have a decent college life anymore!
Never mind, let's go to the classroom.
Opening ceremony? Not even a dog would go!
Why would you wear only your underwear and go to the bathroom to be a laughingstock?
......
Lu Nan sneezed as he came out of the auditorium. He rubbed his nose in confusion and asked, "Why do I feel like I've been insulted? Is it just my imagination?"
Lu Nan felt that this school must be very wealthy, not only because the landscaping was well done, but also because the auditorium was so large.
The room was packed with people, and Lu Nan couldn't help but think that if Iori were here, the outcome would probably be quite exciting.
"Speaking of which, that student council president who gave the speech on stage felt so familiar, especially his eyes. Doesn't he remind you a bit of Miss Maika?" Lu Nan and Dai Miao were walking to the classroom. Sesame Rin wasn't in their major, so they weren't in the same classroom.
There was nothing much to say about the opening ceremony; it was just a bunch of people standing together listening to a speech. Lu Nan simply stood there and dozed off to get through this meaningless thing.
"Maybe it's a Stand similar to Miss Maika, meow?" The silly cat walks with a pattering sound, which is very cute.
Lu Nan was surprised to find such a lively scene in the classroom. As soon as he entered, he saw Iori. After all, the large number of empty seats around him created a conspicuous vacuum in the classroom, making him particularly eye-catching.
Of course, it would be strange if a contestant like Iori, who only wears underwear, didn't attract attention.
Upon seeing Lu Nan, Iori's eyes lit up, and she stood up and waved wildly, as if afraid others wouldn't know they knew each other.
Lu Nan clicked his tongue. His plan to sneak to the back row had failed. He could only sigh that this scumbag's intuition was just too sharp.
Left with no other choice, Lu Nan had to take Dai Miao and sit in the back seat of Yi Zhi's car.
"Lu Nan, you weren't just planning to abandon your brothers, were you?" Iori asked, squinting at Lu Nan.
"Haha, how could that be? You're just saying things that are detrimental to unity... By the way, how was last night? After I left?" Lu Nan chuckled, then quickly used the tactic of changing the subject. Although it was old-fashioned, it was still very effective, and Iori's attention was successfully diverted.
"Last night? Last night was great, we all had a lot of fun."
Lu Nan glanced at Iori's current state and nodded in agreement: "Indeed, you seem to be having a really good time drinking, but what I want to ask is, what about my friends afterwards?"
Iori glanced at him and said slowly, "Your friends are all very nice. After you eloped with that blue-haired girl, Azusa went to play with another blue-haired girl. But later, I don't know what happened, Azusa went home with a strange look on her face. It seems that your other two friends went home together."
Lu Nan gave him the middle finger: "What the hell are you talking about? What elopement? We have a genuine, pure friendship. She's my benefactor, a woman who could be my mother!"
Iori was too lazy to reply to that comment, so she just leaned on the table, cosplaying a melancholy male god with a sad expression.
Daimiao peeked into Lu Nan's ear and whispered, "Boss, has Iori gone mad, meow?"
Lu Nan nodded seriously: "I think it's very likely. How about we knock him out and take him to the infirmary later?"
Iori was speechless: "Hey you two, even if you're going to talk badly about someone, you should at least do it a little less in front of others, right? Or at least keep your voices down! You two are practically shouting to communicate!"
Lu Nan and Dai Miao turned their heads to the left and right, whistling guiltily.
"No, I really mean to fuck you..."
The three's playful fighting was drawn to the whispers coming from not far away.
"Look, that..."
"He seems kind of handsome..."
A few girls were chatting together, but their voices weren't actually that quiet.
"And that black-haired guy is handsome too!"
"Huh? You mean the one who only wears underwear?"
"How could it be that pervert? I'm talking about the one with the blue kitten!"
Lu Nan tried his best to maintain his facial expression, but in the end he couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Iori's face darkened further. He looked at the center of the conversation on the other side, where a blond handsome man was sitting. His golden hair seemed to shimmer in the sunlight, and his delicate face had an exotic look.
耕平
Iori had to admit that he was indeed very handsome, and there was something strangely familiar about him, as if she had seen him somewhere before.
As Iori lowered her gaze, she seemed to see something incredible. The blond handsome man was wearing an ita-shirt, which looked like a magical girl's ita-shirt!
Iori suddenly remembered who this person was. She had seen this guy before at Stile, where she worked in Lunan. He was that blond otaku!
At this moment, the other person also looked back, seemingly scrutinizing him carefully. Then, both of them simultaneously withdrew their gazes and let out a cold laugh.
The same thought crossed their minds: "We absolutely don't want to get involved with this guy!"
The school bell rang.
Bored, Iori turned around to chat with Lu Nan, only to be horrified to find that Lu Nan had fallen fast asleep, and she hadn't even noticed when... Wait! It's only been three minutes into class!
The silly cat next to it leaned against the boss and slept soundly, even blowing snot bubbles from its nose.
Whose subordinate is this? Does he fall asleep instantly in class?! Aren't you afraid the teacher will call on you to answer questions?!
"Hey student, stand up and answer this question. Yes, stop looking, it's that student with black hair wearing only blue shorts who keeps turning around and disturbing people's rest."
No way, holy crap, this isn't fair!
Chapter 53 You didn't want to either...
What shocked Iori even more was that as soon as the professor said get out of class was over, Lu Nan woke up as if triggering some underlying code, working even better than an alarm clock.
"No, buddy, you..." Iori suddenly didn't know what to say. Could this be called talent? This is amazing?
Good morning, Iori.
"..."
I really want to complain, but I don't know what to say.
"Want to go to the diving club?" Iori asked expressionlessly.
"No, I need to go find Shima Rin first. She's in another classroom. We agreed to visit the clubs together. Although I already have plans, she's still hesitating. Let's wait for Sylvanas to wake up first."
Lu Nan decisively rejected Iori, something he had agreed upon with Shima Rin during the opening ceremony at the Great Hall of the University.
"Boss, my leg is numb..."
The silly cat lay on the table, looking like a little salted fish.
Iori didn't say much, but then she noticed Chisa sitting in the last row of the classroom and walked over to her.
"Hey, Chisa, wanna go check out the club activities together?"
To everyone's surprise, as soon as Qian Sha saw him, she immediately stood up and wanted to leave: "Don't talk to me dressed like that."
Iori paused for a moment, looked at herself, and realized that what she said did seem to be true.
"I want to go back and change my clothes, but I don't know how to get back... Lu Nan, do you have any clothes?"
Lu Nan, who was massaging Dai Miao's feet, looked up at Yi Zhi with an expression that suggested he was an idiot: "What do you think?"
After he finished speaking, he showed off his short-sleeved shirt.
"Then I'll head back now." Chisa left the classroom.
“Okay, let’s do it that way.” Iori immediately followed suit.
Why did you follow me?
"Of course, I want you to show me the way, right?" Iori said matter-of-factly.
"I absolutely don't want to!" Chisa refused decisively, her resistance written all over her face.
"Why?" Iori asked, puzzled.
"You wouldn't understand if I didn't tell you, would you?" Chisa blushed and glanced at Iori's lower body.
"No, I think I understand a little bit now."
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