"Oh, okay." Senior Shi nodded, coughed twice to clear his throat, and then said, "Then, who will be in charge of refilling the oxygen tanks next time..."
Senior Ashi said with a serious expression, "Let's dress properly and decide this with baseball boxing!"
"Is this a question about what clothes to wear?!"
"You don't think you can just add 'well-behaved' before something and call it a day, do you?!"
Lin Xuezi's eyes sharpened: "Baseball Fist?"
Chisa and Yoshihara Aina were forced to start explaining again.
"It's just a simple game of rock-paper-scissors!"
"It's a common saying! It's just a common saying! That's the common saying of Grand Blue!"
"I see." Lin Xuezi nodded, then paused and asked, "I have another question."
"You said?"
Lin Xuezi pointed to Lu Nan and the other two beside her: "What is the purpose of these three's actions?"
Banami, who was leaning against Lunan and eating snacks, quickly licked her lips and then wiped them with Lunan's clothes. Hamaoka Azusa, who was dozing off on Lunan's lap, looked up in confusion.
Lu Nan looked up in confusion, "What about me?"
"Hey?!"
Iori pulled Lu Nan aside and whispered, "Didn't you say we were going to be elegant today?! Elegant, my foot! How can you be elegant looking like this?!"
Lu Nan shrugged: "But they're used to it. They always come over at this time. As their boyfriend, I can't possibly refuse, can I?"
Kohei muttered under his breath, "Just bear with it! Let Azusa-senpai and Hanami-kun bear with it! It'll only be a little while!"
Chisa and Yoshihara Aina reluctantly leaned over and began to explain. Although it was unclear what they said, Hayashi Yukiko seemed to believe them.
Ah Shi and Ah Shou, holding their cups, came over and said somewhat anxiously, "Now that the regular meeting is over, it's about time to start."
"Yes, yes, it's almost time."
Lu Nan sighed helplessly, "Seniors, please remember to be elegant."
Iori twitched her lips: "Lu Nan, you've just gotten into trouble, don't you have the right to say that?"
Anyway, the party started, but because of someone's presence, the party was quiet, and everyone was drinking in small sips, appearing to be well-behaved.
In front of Lu Nan and his companions were fruit juices.
Because the college rules state that those under the age of twenty cannot drink alcohol.
Lin Xuezi asked quietly, "Everyone seems a bit bored."
"It's nothing!" Lu Nan exclaimed in surprise, "Everyone's having a blast, let's give Iori a round of applause!"
"Yahoo!!" Iori jumped up and started dancing.
Lin Xuezi pushed up her glasses again and looked at Lu Nan and the other two who seemed uncomfortable: "Could it be because you usually drink at bars when you get together?"
Iori froze: "Hahaha, how could that be?"
"Hahaha, yeah, how could that be?" Lu Nan glanced away.
Kohei looked down at the table: "This table is really a table."
Lin Xuezi sighed, "It's a pity. If they drank alcohol, they could be eliminated immediately."
She stood up and walked towards Nanaka, asking, "Excuse me, where is the restroom?"
Watching Lin Xuezi leave, Ashi and Senior A Shou came over.
"It's okay."
"You can still participate in the Autumn Festival even if you don't set up a stall."
The two of them smiled kindly.
"With your abilities, winning the beauty pageant would be a piece of cake."
"We can use the prize money from the championship to fill the gap in the club's funds."
“Senior…” Lu Nan squinted, “Actually, you guys just want to take off your clothes and drink like crazy, right?”
"That would really mean being eliminated."
"Please cooperate fully."
However, the seniors turned around and gave a thumbs up.
"It's okay, worrying about funding is part of the fun of running a club!"
"Yes, yes, this is also a way to gain experience. By the way, Lu Nan, you can't cheat with your own money, the seniors can't afford to take responsibility."
Lu Nan, who was about to secretly transfer the money, froze, clicked his tongue, and put his phone away.
The three boys huddled together, their faces serious.
Lu Nan shook his head: "The seniors are about to lose control!"
"We'll have to figure out a way to get through this later," Iori gritted her teeth.
Sweat beaded on Gengping's forehead: "If all else fails, we'll have to take a risky tactic. Lu Nan! Go and use the honey trap!"
Lu Nan pointed at himself, somewhat bewildered: "Me?"
Just as Kohei was about to nod, he felt two extremely strong killing intents behind him, making him feel like he was being pricked by thorns.
He knew who it was without even turning around.
Kohei shook his head repeatedly: "Just kidding, just kidding..."
Lu Nan's eyes lit up: "I have a good idea. Listen to me, you two, do it this way and that... If this plan succeeds, the country will be safe!"
Iori was overjoyed: "General, you are truly a pillar of the state!"
Kohei nodded: "Okay! I'll go prepare!"
Lin Xuezi, who had just come out of the restroom, was unaware that a shocking conspiracy was gradually approaching her.
Chapter 502 This was a good deal
"Excuse me, I'm back." Lin Xuezi walked back, waving her hands. As soon as she came out of the restroom, she heard a very lively commotion.
She instinctively peeked out: "Why is it so lively? Did something happen...?"
Lin Xuezi silently watched the scene before her, which resembled hell. Everyone was shirtless, drinking and playing drinking games, and some had even started singing and dancing with the table in their hands. On the table, Dai Miao, wearing a small crown that appeared out of nowhere, was holding a wine glass and shouting, "Keep the music playing and keep dancing for me, Miao!!"
"What...what an extravagant and degrading scene!" Lin Xuezi nearly crushed her glasses: "Out!!"
Lu Nan and his two companions were shocked. Holy crap! Something really went wrong!
The three quickly exchanged glances, knowing full well that they couldn't let Lin Xuezi record this, otherwise they could forget about setting up a stall at the school festival.
Since things have come to this, the only thing to do is... trick her, blackmail her, scam her, and get rid of her!
"Please, please!" Iori even stopped speaking in her hometown dialect and quickly stepped forward to stop Lin Xuezi from taking pictures as evidence: "Actually, you don't know this, it's not some vulgar activity at all, but a competitive sport called Baseball Punch! It's extremely elegant!"
Lin Xuezi was taken aback: "Isn't this just Wild Fist? Don't think you can fool me by just throwing together an English word."
"Hey! That's not right!" Lu Nan pressed down on her other shoulder: "This isn't baseball boxing, it's PaB-style boxing, unique to our PaB club!"
Lin Xuezi asked skeptically, "Boxing? Really?"
Kohei nodded repeatedly: "Of course, think about it, isn't the kind of boxing you see on TV similar to this? They're all half-naked, right? They're all face-to-face with fists, right? But we're all in the same club, and it would be too unpleasant to actually fight, so we play rock-paper-scissors. It's really an elegant sport that's good for your physical and mental health and keeps your mind active!"
"Is that so?" Lin Xuezi turned her head and glanced over, then pointed and said, "But the loser has to drink the wine they've already drunk, is that right?"
"Please don't look at this with prejudice!" Lu Nan said righteously, "This isn't just about getting people drunk! There's a deeper meaning behind this!"
Iori nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, this is... part of the break between rounds!"
Kohei opened his phone and showed it to Lin Xuezi: "Look, during the break in a boxing match, don't they rinse their mouths to clean out the blood? It's the same principle! It's all for hydration and suppressing internal heat! It's incredibly elegant!"
"Is this really rinsing my mouth?!"
After being bombarded with questions by the three of them, Lin Xuezi fell silent: "Now that you mention it, it does seem a bit like boxing..."
"Yes, yes, yes, it's absolutely elegant!" Lu Nan exclaimed, "Exquisitely elegant!"
Iori coughed twice: "What else could it be but boxing?"
Kohei said seriously, "Yes, so please open your eyes and take a look, and clear their name!"
Lin Xuezi had some doubts. She took off her glasses, wiped them with a cloth, and looked over again.
At that moment, Senior Ashi had just lost a baseball game, so he ripped off his pants and laughed wildly.
Lin Xuezi's body stiffened abruptly, and she turned around in horror to look at Lu Nan and the other two.
Lu Nan whistled: "What a fantastic match! Perfect! Breathtaking! Absolutely elegant!!"
Iori explained, "This is proof that the outcome of the match has been decided! It's similar to the gesture of an assistant throwing a white towel off the field!"
Kohei nodded: "You know, this isn't a real boxing match. There's no way they could actually fight. It's also unrealistic to have them play rock-paper-scissors until one of them is exhausted. So this is the result of a compromise! How elegant!"
Lin Xuezi clutched her head, looking utterly bewildered: "But...but this..."
Her mind was buzzing, and she felt like all the values she had built up over the years were about to shatter.
Lu Nan sighed: "You know, every place has its own customs, and the same goes for clubs. Our PaB naturally has its own customs, which are all the crystallization of the wisdom of our predecessors."
“I understand you find it hard to believe!” Iori said earnestly, “How about we ask the contestant himself directly?”
Kohei approached his seniors with the Water of Life and asked loudly, "Seniors, is this water?"
The seniors nodded without the slightest hesitation.
Kohei picked up the pants that Senior Ashi had thrown on the ground and asked, "So throwing this thing means you lose, right?"
The seniors nodded without the slightest hesitation.
Kohei turned around and gave a thumbs up: "In other words, this is boxing!"
Iori nodded: "Without a doubt!"
At this moment, Lu Nan gave the girls a wink, and they immediately understood. They came over and dragged Lin Xuezi, who was still in a malfunctioning state, away.
"Alright! Next up are the activities for the freshmen!"
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