Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Lu Nan and his two companions exchanged a glance and grinned slyly.

"Don't think we'll help you so easily."

"After all, without any benefits, people have no motivation at all."

"Yes, all you need to do is provide something of equal value."

"I'm willing to cooperate! As long as it's within our capabilities!" Kudo suddenly covered himself: "But I'll perform, not sell my body!"

"Get lost! Who wants your body?" Iori spat at the narcissist and asked, "If I remember correctly, TB is a big organization, right?"

Kudo paused, then nodded: "Yeah, what's wrong?"

Kohei said, "Then give us all the votes for this men's beauty pageant."

Kudo thought for a moment: "Wouldn't it be wrong to bribe us to vote?"

"Hey!" Lu Nan waved his hand: "What bribery! This is just to let you praise the hero who rescued you from the hands of pests."

Iori smiled wickedly: "How about it? Think about it? You don't want TB to end up with nothing from this Autumn Festival, do you?"

Chapter 511 Male Beauty Pageant

"Speak normally, don't talk like you're in a porn movie." Kudo rubbed his arms, goosebumps rising all over his body. "So what's your purpose?"

"What's your purpose?" Iori's tone returned to normal: "I just want the prize money."

Kohei nodded: "After all, the seniors are about to retire, and we hope that the handover ceremony can be held in a grand and glorious manner."

"At the very least, it should have the air of a diving club." Lu Nan crossed his arms: "On that basis, the more glamorous we are, the better."

Kudo's expression shifted, and he scratched his head and sighed, "Alright."

"Then it's a deal."

"Leave the pests to us."

"You can go back now without worry. We'll be able to resume normal business operations soon."

Kudo was a little worried: "So what's the method for getting rid of the insects? Won't it cause someone's death?"

Lu Nan curled his lip: "You underestimate the resilience of those scumbags. Those guys who got hit by a car today were able to get up and go to class the next day."

"It's too much trouble to kill him here directly; we need to lure him to a secluded place."

"We're just missing a lure..."

Just then, Lin Xuezi came over again with her notebook: "I've come to check your disinfection."

Chisa was startled: "Didn't they just come here ten minutes ago?"

Lin Xuezi frowned: "If you have any objections to the frequency of inspections, I can stay here permanently."

Behind her, the expressions of Lu Nan and the other two gradually changed.

The three exchanged glances, knowing that the others shared the same thoughts.

"Then I'll go keep watch first. You two go lure the snake out of its hole." Lu Nan said as he walked into the crowd.

Iori and Kohei chuckled a few times before leaving.

……

Even after the inspection, Lin Xuezi was still increasingly angry. This level of harassment was far from enough to vent her anger. Those people had caused her to lose all her credits, and she had even earned the title of "female alcoholic" for drinking a whole cup of oolong tea during a PaB inspection and returning without batting an eye...

I just can't live with myself if I don't cause them some trouble!

While Lin Xuezi was still thinking, she didn't notice that there were fewer and fewer people around her.

Suddenly a figure blocked her way.

Lin Xuezi looked up, her pupils suddenly dilating.

Perverted Nojima, here I come!

Lin Xuezi, clutching her notebook, involuntarily took a step back, wanting to turn around and leave, but at that moment another figure blocked her path.

Virgin Yamamoto, come on!

Lin Xuezi has unwittingly entered a desperate situation where she is caught between a pervert and a virgin!

Lin Xuezi clutched her laptop tightly: "I'm calling the police!"

Nojima chuckled and struck a pose: "Did I commit a crime by stealing your heart?"

"Help! Is anyone there?!"

Yamamoto chuckled and winked seductively: "Are you calling me?"

"Someone normal can come here!" Lin Xuezi was speechless. "What's wrong with you two?!"

Nojima chuckled and said, "We got reliable information from someone... saying you're very interested in us."

Lin Xuezi was startled. What nonsense were these two spouting? Had Dao Guanzi lost his mind?

There must be a villain behind this.

Meanwhile, Yamamoto and Nojima successfully started their internal conflict.

Lin Xuezi's eyes darted around, and she cried out in a reluctant tone, "Please, kill yourselves for my sake!"

The two were taken aback. Was this line really correct?

Lin Xuezi said shyly, "If possible, I hope you can fight to the death..."

"My honey is really wicked..."

"My girlfriend seems a little special..."

"But what's the best way to decide the outcome..."

Just as the two were still pondering something, a figure appeared behind them, with bloodshot eyes.

Lu Nan grinned cruelly, "Got you all! Hehehe!"

What followed was Lu Nan dragging the two into an alley and subjecting them to a series of extremely inhumane acts.

Ten minutes later, Lu Nan came out, took off his gloves and threw them into the trash can. He smiled and said to the stunned Lin Xuezi, "You're welcome. I'll leave the finishing touches to you. By the way, if you need a baseball bat, there are some in the alley. Take it yourself. I haven't touched it."

"By the way, these scumbags are pretty tough, and a really awesome doctor will be coming to pick them up later, a really awesome doctor." With that, Lu Nan whistled and walked away.

Lin Xuezi pushed up her glasses, and a cold glint flashed in the lenses.

"what!!!"

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……

"I'm back." Lu Nan walked back with a smile.

Iori, holding a shovel, asked, "How is it?"

Lu Nan pointed to himself with his thumb: "Would there be any surprises with my intervention? The plan to fight poison with poison was a great success."

"Great!" Iori exclaimed excitedly, "We've just developed a savory okonomiyaki wrap that you can eat straight from the pan without chopsticks. You should come too, let's make a fortune while this momentum is going!"

"Make a fortune!"

Mana Yoshihara walked over and said somewhat apologetically, "I'm happy to see how motivated you all are, but... we've run out of cabbage for today."

Iori was taken aback: "So fast?"

Chisa nodded: "After all, our stall has been packed with customers since noon."

Kohei sighed, "What a sweet miscalculation."

Lu Nan glanced at the time: "That's perfect. Let's get ready to go to the men's beauty pageant after we finish buying this."

He couldn't wait any longer. Iori and Kohei were actually willing to let him play the king and have them act as tailors? He couldn't miss such a kind offer.

Where Lu Nan couldn't see, Iori and Kohei exchanged a glance, their eyes flashing with a resolute light.

……

On the hillside outside the men's beauty pageant, Hamaoka Azusa sat down with several women on a stall that had been laid out in advance.

"Azusa-nee, what exactly is this surprise you're talking about?" Banami asked curiously.

Hamaoka Azusa coughed twice and looked away: "Well, you'll find out when the time comes."

Banami looked miserable. It was the same old story again, another riddle-solving session. Honestly…

While shopping, Hamaoka Azusa mentioned that there would be a surprise at the men's beauty pageant later, which was related to Lu Nan. In fact, all of Lu Nan's girlfriends were there, except for a certain Flame who was still hunting dragons.

This is quite a grand affair; how could anyone not be curious?

Sakurako Busujima yawned. She had just gotten off work when Hamaoka Azusa called her, and she was still a little sleepy: "About Lu Nan's surprise, it can't be a confession, can it?"

Hamaoka Azusa shook her head: "It's not that bland, I guarantee it will be very exciting."

This made Banami even more curious, and she couldn't help but start to coax and plead: "Please tell me, Azusa-neechan! At the very least... you have to tell me what it's about, right?"

Hamaoka Azusa smiled and said, "It's about the king and the little yellow duck."

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Someone asked me what to do...

I said I could only give a bitter laugh, just like the protagonist in the novel.

What can I do? I'm just a lousy writer. It's already incredibly lucky that so many people enjoy reading my stories.

Fortunately, this book is almost finished, but I might need to speed things up a bit; lately I've really been...

The current situation is that if I stay here any longer, I'll most likely starve to death, since I can no longer get the full attendance bonus.

Now you probably understand what I'm trying to say.

correct.

This is something I have to do out of necessity. To be honest, I still don't think I'm good enough to get people to pay to read my books, but... I have no choice. I need to eat too. I have to give half of my monthly royalties to my family, and we're already struggling financially...

My family is in debt, and although my royalties aren't much, they're one of the few opportunities I can give them extra meals. I can't give up...