"you say……"
"What……?"
……
Senior Shi stood in front of the table with his arms crossed, looking very serious: "Although I bought all the beer I could find at the nearby convenience store, but..."
Everyone's eyes turned to the beer on the table; even three cans per person wouldn't be enough.
"It's not enough at all."
"I didn't expect that even three cans per person wouldn't be enough."
"It's no different from not having anything at all."
“That’s right, so…” Senior A-Shi nodded, “To prevent fighting, the sake will be kept by the president, who is also the head of the club…”
"turn down!!!"
Before he could finish speaking, someone immediately jumped out to refute him, and unsurprisingly, it was Lu Nan and his two companions.
"Barbaric!!"
"Selfish!!"
"What a cunning and cruel president!"
Senior A-Shou's face contorted with rage: "At least give the vice president some too!!"
"Um..."
The senior with the afro looked completely innocent: "Well, there's nothing we can do about it. It's all about seniority."
The bespectacled senior nodded in agreement: "I agree that third-year students have priority in this matter."
"Holy crap, there's even a seniority requirement."
"Oppose! Oppose!"
"Those are primitive values!"
Lu Nan waved his hand: "As the backbone of the new generation, we should rightfully possess these!"
Iori nodded repeatedly: "Why don't we young people take over?"
"Give us the water of life!" Kohei shouted, raising his arms.
"We refuse!!!"
Senior Ashi's eyes sharpened: "Since that's the case, then there's nothing we can do..."
"Then let's put all our eggs in one basket with our fists!" Senior Ashi's arm veins bulged.
Senior Ah Shou gritted his teeth: "Things have come to this point, so we can only resort to the most primitive method!"
Iori assumed a fighting stance, a fierce glint in her eyes: "This is probably the most dangerous battle we've ever faced..."
Kohei cracked his knuckles, his eyes gleaming: "Since we're going to die anyway if we don't get any alcohol, let's get started!"
Lu Nan stared at the two of them for a moment, then a smile slowly appeared on his face. He gradually clenched his fists, and golden light flashed as it adhered to his arms.
Lu Nan crouched low, his legs tense, as if he were about to pounce: "Fine, I've had enough of all this formalities. Things have come to this point, there's no stopping now, you silly cat!!!"
Dai Miao leaped out and perched on Lu Nan's shoulder, its sharp eyes scanning the crowd. Its weapon flashed in its hand, seemingly unsure of what to use to deal with its brothers, brothers, and loved ones.
Chapter 520 The Game of the Last Bottle of Wine
"Let's pause, let's pause first!!" Yoshihara Aina said, embarrassed. "We've always used games to resolve disputes, haven't we?!"
"This time, we must resolve it through bloodshed!"
Hearing their unanimous voices, Yoshihara Mana was even more speechless: "Has the situation gotten that serious?!"
She slammed her hand on the table, drawing everyone's attention: "Then I, as the neutral party, will decide this!"
"First, give everyone an equal can," said Yoshihara Aina, as she began distributing the beer.
"Is there only one can? And it's only 350 ml..." Lu Nan said with a bitter face.
Iori sighed, "This amount isn't even enough to count as eye drops."
"At least use beverages as an example," Chisa said, speechless.
"As for the ownership of the remaining beer..." Yoshihara Aina pointed to the beer in everyone's hands and said sternly, "Whoever can resist drinking that beer at the end will win all the prizes!!"
"what?!"
Iori looked terrified: "You zombie beast, are you a sadist?!"
Lu Nan pointed a trembling finger at Yoshihara Aina: "Bastard, you bastard!"
Kohei looked heartbroken: "I never imagined you would build your happiness on our suffering while drinking!"
"Don't put it so harshly!" Yoshihara Aina said angrily, "Anyway, it's settled!"
Chisa nodded: "At least we can drink it, right?"
Banami twirled the beer in her hand: "I actually think this game is pretty good."
Everyone sat there dejectedly.
"Then let's hurry up." Yoshihara Aina hummed a song as she opened her beer.
"What are you doing, you corpse-beast?!" Iori exclaimed in surprise.
"Drink it now? Are you even sober, Corpse Beast team member?!" Lu Nan was also full of confusion.
Aina Yoshihara shrugged: "Anyway, I'll just drink one can. I'm not like you guys, and I'm thirsty anyway."
"Then I'll begin~" With that, Yoshihara Mana opened the can in front of everyone and gulped down the drink: "Ah~, the first sip is definitely the best!"
Watching Yoshihara Aina drink beer, Lu Nan and Iori both looked on with longing.
Kohei gritted his teeth, walked over, and grabbed Yoshihara Mana's shoulder: "Um... Mana."
"What's wrong, Kohei?"
Kohei flashed a bright smile: "If you're going to throw that can away, could you give it to me?"
"You haven't been pushed to this point, have you? Besides, I haven't finished drinking yet..."
"Please, Aina! Since we're lovers, indirect kissing is allowed!!!"
"One thing at a time! This matter is a separate issue!"
"You're so despicable, Kōhei!" Ryū Nan gritted his teeth. "How could you do such a thing? I despise you!"
"Exactly! Even if you're lovers, this is just too disgusting!" Iori said righteously.
Then, in the blink of an eye, he moved closer to Chisa: "Chisa! As your contract boyfriend, I should be able to, right?!"
Chisa was speechless: "What nonsense are you talking about, you idiot?"
Just as Iori was about to say something more, a hand landed on her shoulder, and Nanaka peeked out quietly: "Those are mine, you know?"
Iori knelt down on one knee and offered the can in her hand with both hands.
Lu Nan thought for a moment, then squatted down and looked at Dai Miao: "Dai Miao! How does the boss treat you?"
Dumb Cat nodded: "Boss is the best to me, meow!"
Lu Nan nodded: "Then..."
The silly cat opened the can, drank it all in one gulp, and then lay down on the ground: "I'm drunk, meow, I don't know anything, meow."
"Damn it! You idiot!" Lu Nan was on the verge of tears, turning his head to fix his gaze on Banami.
Banami smiled, as if she had expected this, fiddling with the can of beer in her hand.
Lu Nan fawned over her, "Xingcai~ I like you the most~"
Hachiman raised his head: "Come on, you can have it, but I have a condition."
As she spoke, Banai beckoned to Lu Nan, making him lean in and listen.
Lu Nan listened for a while, then looked embarrassed: "No, I'm dressed as a maid..."
Banami sighed and pretended to open the can: "It seems my dear isn't very sincere."
"No! I promise! I'll wear it!"
"Very good~" Banai said with satisfaction, preparing to hand the beer to Lu Nan.
Aina Yoshihara's voice came through at that moment: "Transferring or picking up aluminum cans are both considered violations of the rules!"
"Damn it!" Lu Nan pulled his hand back abruptly. "Why didn't you say so earlier?!"
Yoshihara Aina retorted speechlessly, "Kouhei wasn't even thinking of picking my can out of the trash! You're blaming him!"
"Kouhei! I fucking despise you!" Lu Nan shouted angrily, then looked at Banami.
Banami shrugged: "I can't help it, you can't go back on your promise."
Lu Nan gritted his teeth, "Damn it! I've lost both my wife and my army!"
……
Grand Blue, as a diving equipment store, should give people a refreshing first impression, as blue as the ocean.
But at this moment, the store was filled with deep breathing, low murmurs, and strange noises.
A hoarse growl, the sound of a pull tab being snapped, the scraping of a tongue against a can, maniacal laughter... all these things circulated within this shop that should have been as clear as the ocean.
Chisa's eyelids twitched: "It seems like a very special scene..."
Yoshihara Aina sighed, "We can't let outsiders see this."
Lu Nan lay flat on the ground, breathing steadily, seemingly a little dead, but the occasional twitching seemed to indicate that he was resisting something.
Iori pressed her bloodshot eyes against the wall, as if trying to calm herself down by relying on the wall's coldness.
Kohei clasped his hands together, chanting Lala's name repeatedly, hoping she would descend into reality to save him.
Ah Shi, Ah Shou, and several seniors sat around a table, like in a drug rehabilitation center in a movie, and began to calmly recount their experiences of quitting alcohol, encouraging each other.
Banami poked Lu Nan's face helplessly: "I say, aren't these guys going a bit too far?"
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