Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

"What should we say after you've finished speaking?"

"Yeah, what did you say?"

"Quiet." Lu Nan stood up, turned his back to the crowd, and snorted coldly, "We are the Meow Meow Demon King, or perhaps you can call me by another name—the Pain Demon King! Hehehe!"

Lu Nan chuckled twice but then suddenly stopped: "I didn't expect you to actually defeat my five demon kings. You're quite capable. It seems that even I can't do anything to you today."

"because……"

Lu Nan turned around and said with a smile, "With the blessings of patience, wisdom, safety, courage, and generosity, you have already defeated suffering and will eventually attain happiness."

Dumb Cat pulled a firework from its little pocket with a whoosh and it exploded with a bang.

Banai saw three girls walking out holding a small banner that read, "Happy Graduation to our seniors!" and below it, "Wishing our seniors the secret to happiness."

Iori and Kohei appeared behind their seniors.

Iori asked with a smile, "Do you seniors know the secret to happiness?"

Kohei smiled and asked, "Are you satisfied with this leadership transition ceremony?"

Senior Ah Shi felt a lump in his throat and raised his head.

Senior Ah Shou rubbed his eyes: "I'm telling you guys..."

Hamaoka Azusa covered her mouth, her voice trembling slightly: "Really, you didn't even let a whisper out. That's so unlike you guys."

The senior with the afro and the senior with glasses hugged each other and cried...

Lu Nan raised an eyebrow: "Right? They went to great lengths to keep it a secret, but it seems the result was pretty good. However... don't you seniors think this banner is a bit small?"

"Too small?" Senior Shi asked, somewhat puzzled.

Lu Nan laughed and said, "Take a look back?"

The elders turned around and saw two ships anchored at sea, with a huge banner hanging between them.

Defeat the enemy called life!

Always be our reliable mentor!

Senior Ashi could no longer hold back her tears and covered her eyes with her forearm: "Waaah, having you lovely juniors makes my life worthwhile!!"

Senior A-Shou hugged Iori and Kohei, rubbing their heads, his voice choked with emotion: "Seriously! You guys went way too far!!"

"Seniors," Lu Nan's teasing voice came, "If you're crying like this, you won't be able to outdrink us later, will you?"

He stood behind three tables, which were covered with various kinds of alcohol.

"Hahaha! What are you saying!"

"A senior will always be your senior!"

"Write until you've drunk your fill of wine! Read it—"

"cheers!!!"

Chapter 526 Welcome to PaB

"Is this Yiqing University? It really lives up to its reputation as a university in the city; it looks so high-end."

My name is Shancheng Zeyu. I came from a small, nameless village in the Federation and was admitted to the Department of Mechanical Engineering at Yiqing University in Lanhai City. My fellow villagers all say I'm promising, and I think so too.

I often helped with farm work at home, so I'm in very good physical condition, maybe a little too good.

Shancheng Zeyu touched his buzz cut. The village chief said that he had to look more presentable when he came to college in the big city, so he specially shaved his head. But for some reason, they were all a little scared when they saw him. Why was that?

Is it because I'm 1.88 meters tall? But isn't that an advantage, according to online sources?

Could it be because of my appearance? No, everyone in the village says I'm honest and simple, so it shouldn't be that.

After thinking for a long time, Shancheng Zeyu finally decided to attribute the problem to the fact that people in big cities might be a bit xenophobic.

Thinking of this, Shancheng Zeyu felt a pang of longing for his hometown village, where everyone greeted him with smiles when they met on the road, and the people there were much more friendly than those in big cities.

Hey~

Today is the day for clubs to recruit new members after the freshmen enroll.

Yamashiro Zeyu has decided to choose a club that suits him, one that is at least humane and not too exclusive.

So Yamashiro Zeyu strolled around the street where the club was recruiting new members, arms crossed, looking around again and again.

A camping club? The president is quite good-looking, but isn't camping just about staying outdoors? I often stay outdoors myself during the autumn harvest, so I'm not really interested.

Board game club? It seems to be an all-girls club... never mind.

Taekwondo club? The atmosphere looks good, but Grandpa Village Chief said he can't fight outside, fighting is bad, so forget it.

A badminton club? It seems to be known for its handsome guys and beautiful girls. I'll try signing up... What? They said they won't accept me? Damn it.

Yamashiro Zeyu sighed and touched his buzz cut. Was there really no club that suited his taste?

"Hey young man, I've seen you wandering around here for ages. Haven't decided which club to join yet?"

A slightly sleazy voice came from behind.

Yamashiro Zeyu turned around and saw a black-haired senior. To his surprise, the man was only wearing... underwear? Are people in the city this open now? In the countryside, people usually go shirtless at most.

"Um... senior, may I ask who you are?"

The black-haired senior chuckled and patted Yamashiro Zeyu's sturdy arm: "Who I am isn't important, but haven't you decided which club to join yet?"

Yamashiro Zeyu nodded honestly.

Just as the black-haired senior was about to say something, he heard another voice calling out.

"Iori! What the hell are you doing wandering around here! There's going to be a murder in Lu Nan's place! You're dumping all the new recruits on him for reception? Does your president not want you anymore?! Aren't you afraid he'll beat your head off?!"

A blond-haired senior, also wearing shorts, walked over, looked him up and down, and suddenly seemed surprised: "Oh, this is... junior?"

Iori nodded with a smile: "Yeah, how about it? Don't I look a lot like Senior Toki? And I haven't been slacking off either. I'm out there recruiting talent."

Gengping rolled his eyes: "You're looking for talent? You let Lu Nan handle the reception and you still need people to join? They're all just after his face. They run away as soon as they see club activities. You might as well do it yourself."

Yamashiro Zeyu interrupted their conversation somewhat awkwardly: "Um... seniors, may I ask which club you belong to?"

Iori turned and glanced at Yamashiro Zeyu, then smiled and said, "Want to know? Come with us and you'll find out. You definitely won't be disappointed."

"Is...that so?" Yamashiro Zeyu asked curiously. Could it be that his own destined club was about to arrive?

……

Is this... hell?

Yamashiro Zeyu coughed twice and knelt down on the ground, feeling as if there were flames burning in his throat.

Why is the liquor these guys drink even stronger than the baijiu that old folks back home drink?!

"Hey, you'll collapse if you don't drink some water." A hand handed over a cup.

Yamashiro Zeyu looked up and saw a man with long blond hair and a gentle smile.

Yamashiro Zeyu was deeply moved. "Wow, there are still good people in this club after all."

"you are?"

"I'm also one of the newcomers who were tricked into joining. My name is Yoshimura Masashi."

Yamashiro Zeyu took the water glass: "Thank you, Yoshimura. I'm Yamashiro Zeyu. You're a good person."

As he spoke, he tilted his head back and drank the liquid in the glass. After two sips, he realized something was wrong and silently pointed a lighter at the glass.

boom!

The liquid in the cup burst into flames.

"Fuck vodka!" Yamashiro Zeyu slammed the glass to the ground and grabbed Yoshimura Masashi by the collar. "You bastard, you tricked me!?"

Masashi Yoshimura shook his head: "No, it's just natural selection. Look over there."

Following Yoshimura Masashi's finger, Yamashiro Zeyu turned around and glanced at the chaotic scene on the other side.

Masashi Yoshimura sighed: "Judging from this situation, they won't give up until one of them falls."

Shancheng Zeyu nodded: "Yes, I come from the countryside and I can hold my liquor. I'll sacrifice myself to help you escape this misery. From now on, I'll drink alcohol while you just drink oolong tea."

"Really?" Yoshimura Masashi was deeply moved. "Country people are so kind and simple! Thank you!"

"You're welcome, here you go." Yamashiro Zeyu handed over a cup of oolong tea.

Masashi Yoshimura took a sip and silently lit the liquid in his glass with a lighter.

"You fucking..."

"Who said I have to be sacrificed?! Go to hell, you bastard!"

"It's quite lively here. Are you freshmen too?" A girl with a scorpion braid walked over and smiled, "My name is Aya Ueto, and I'm a freshman too."

The two men, who were wrestling, stared in shock at the smiling girl.

Those lunatics actually managed to lure even the girls in?!

Holy crap! Doesn't that mean they're just empathetic monsters?!

No! We have to go!

Yamashiro Zeyu and Yoshimura Masashi immediately understood their strategic direction and started running towards sparsely populated areas.

Aya Ueto smiled helplessly, then shouted, "Senior Lu Nan! Two people here want to leave the club!"

"Um?!"

In an instant, a black light flashed, and Yamashiro Zeyu and Yoshimura Masashi were grabbed by the neck by Lu Nan.

Lu Nan smiled and said, "You can leave the club if you want. We have a rule that you can only last ten minutes under my chokehold."

The two of them weakly extended their hands, with bulging veins, towards Aya Ueto.

"You bastard! You tricked our mouth!" ×2

Lu Nan laughed heartily: "Welcome to the team! Peek a Boo!"

"cheers!!!"

(End of text)