Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Then he took out vodka and whiskey and poured them into a glass in a 9:1 ratio, finally successfully creating "oolong tea" that looked almost exactly like oolong tea.

"Here, your oolong tea. Drink up, don't be shy." Lu Nan pushed the cup towards Banai.

Banami's lips twitched: "I say this doesn't look right no matter how you look at it, does it? Is this oolong tea?"

Lu Nan nodded: "Yes, it's oolong tea. The colors are all the same. Look, it can even be lit." Lu Nan took out a lighter and lit it in the cup, and the cup instantly caught fire.

"If it can be lit, it means that most of it is alcohol, right? How could it be oolong tea?" Banami was puffed up, looking like a bloated pufferfish.

"You're quite picky, aren't you? Well, then I'll just have some plain water." Iori leaned over and handed her a clean glass of water.

Banami took the cup, remained silent for a moment, then took the lighter from Lu Nan and brought it closer. Sure enough, the ordinary glass of water instantly burst into flames.

"Why can this glass of water burn?" Banai asked, her smile almost fading.

"Because it's flammable," Iori said nonchalantly.

"It's just like plain water anyway, so don't be picky," Lu Nan pushed the cup closer.

"You guys can only tell the type of drink by its color?!" Banami completely lost her composure.

Iori pouted: "What does it matter? I remember you're immune to alcohol, senpai? This tastes just like water to you."

Lu Nan was stunned: "Huh? Iori, what did you just say?"

Iori was also stunned: "Huh? Didn't Azusa-senpai tell you?"

He glanced at Banami, who was still a little angry, but nodded nonetheless.

Seeing that the person in question had nodded, Iori began to recount what had happened the previous night: "After you left last night, Azusa-senpai was bored and went to have drinks with Banami-senpai. After much persuasion, Banami-senpai finally agreed to go out with Azusa-senpai for a bit."

"But the more Azusa drank, the more she realized something was wrong. How come the person in front of her didn't react to anything she drank? Or rather, Azusa could only taste the spiciness and the intensity of the alcohol, but it was as if she hadn't ingested any alcohol at all. She wasn't even slightly drunk, let alone blushing."

"Senior Azusa didn't believe it and kept drinking with me for several rounds, almost getting herself drunk. In the end, when Bana saw that Senior Azusa hadn't changed at all, oh right, she went to the bathroom twice, that's all... After that, Senior Azusa left, looking a bit doubtful about life."

Lu Nan twitched the corners of his mouth, revealing a pained smile: "Don't even mention Sister Zi having an existential crisis, I'm starting to have an existential crisis myself."

Lu Nan craned his neck to examine Banami closely: "You do look human, and you even seem to be a carbon-based life form. Banami, are you human?"

Banami, whose emotions had finally calmed down, exploded again, huffing, "I mean, you really have no manners! What else could I be but a human?!"

Lu Nan rested his hand on his chin as if deep in thought: "I'm skeptical of this conclusion. It's not scientific at all, or has it even touched on theology? It doesn't conform to the law of conservation of matter at all."

Banami turned her head away in annoyance: "How would I know? I've never had it before. Last night was my first time."

"I used to have a good appetite and never got an upset stomach. I didn't know I had this ability."

Lu Nan simply picked up Banami and carried her on his shoulders: "Stop talking nonsense, let's go do something big!"

Seeing that Banai was frantically covering her skirt to prevent herself from being exposed, she blushed again, half from anger and half from embarrassment.

"Hey! What are you trying to do?!"

Lu Nan didn't answer, but instead carried Banami excitedly into the bustling crowd, also pulling up Daimyo along the way.

He jumped onto the chair and scanned all his seniors.

He coughed twice and then shouted, "Brothers, look at me! I have an announcement to make! You are absolutely the queen who has ascended the throne!"

Forced to perform under the watchful eyes of everyone, Yana felt her vision go black; she was so ashamed she was about to faint.

But the excited Lu Nan didn't realize that his hair was being tightly gripped by two small hands. He was still jumping around like crazy: "Our combined swordsmanship is invincible! We don't care about underhanded tricks or open tricks, just use them! If you can get my eighth sister drunk, I'll admit defeat!"

"The three of us are going to make sure you all crawl out of here on your stomachs!"

Lu Nan stood with one foot on a chair and the other on a table, exuding an air of high spirits.

Or could it be described as a fox borrowing the tiger's power?

Chapter 61 Drinking, drinking, drinking!

Dumbcat looked up in confusion: "Boss, are we really not going to get attacked by Darthia if we do this?"

Lu Nan curled his lips into a wicked, dragon-king-like smile: "Don't worry, Daimiao, how could I possibly lose? I can't even imagine how I could lose."

But as expected, an accident still occurred.

The seniors all had very strange expressions, and if you had to say something, it would seem like they were trying not to laugh.

Senior Ashou couldn't help but laugh out loud. He patted Lu Nan's leg and asked, "Lu Nan, did you hear something from Iori?"

Lu Nan asked, puzzled, "Yeah, what's wrong? Is there a problem?"

Senior Ashi shrugged: "There's no problem, it's just that Iori probably didn't explain it clearly to you. Junior Banami does seem like she can't get drunk, but she can't drink too much either."

Lu Nan was even more confused: "Why?"

Banami blushed and grabbed Lu Nan's hair, making Lu Nan howl in pain: "Because although I don't get drunk, I really can't drink much. It's very spicy, and I feel full after drinking just a little bit. I can't drink much more after going to the toilet."

She sighed, "Can't you be a little more composed? Senior Zi didn't leave because she was having an existential crisis. She stopped drinking with me because I can't get drunk and I can't drink much. It's no fun drinking with someone who can't get drunk, that's what she said."

Lu Nan fell silent. He slowly moved down to the ground, put Banami down, and then gave the assembled seniors a guilty smile: "Hmm, seniors, can we reconcile?"

While it's true that he can drink a lot, there weren't many seniors present who were easy to get along with; they were all top-notch drinkers.

If he were to deal with so many people by himself, he would almost certainly be the one who collapses.

This is different from what I did at Grand Blue before. There were only about ten senior members in the diving club before, but now there are at least thirty people here. It's a must-see.

Meanwhile, seeing that things were not going well, Banai had already run away with Domino, so they couldn't be relied on at all.

Lu Nan pointed to the sky: "Look! A UFO!"

Just as he was about to slip away, Ah Shi and Ah Shou grabbed him by the neck from both sides.

"Hehehe, Lu Nan, you've always been arrogant, haven't you?"

"Feel the enthusiasm from our seniors! Hehehehe!"

"Elegant Butterfly!!!"

......

Having escaped, Yana wiped the sweat from her brow: "Phew, that was terrible, I almost got stuck inside too. Dazed, your boss probably won't be coming back."

Silly Meow remained silent, only repeatedly declaring, "My boss is unparalleled in the world!"

As Banami sneaked away, she saw two familiar faces: Chisa, whom she had met once before, and Iori.

Banai stepped forward, ready to call for reinforcements to see if they could rescue Lu Nan.

After hearing her words, Chisa looked helpless, while Iori, who was standing to the side, stopped pretending and revealed a knowing look on his face.

"Haha! I knew he'd fall for it! You've finally met your match, Lu Nan! Hehehe!"

Banai was speechless. Good heavens, so the mastermind was here all along.

The silly cat in her arms hissed and leaped onto Iori's face: "You despicable person! You framed my boss, meow!"

"Holy crap! Don't hit my face, don't hit my face, ouch!!"

"By the way, did you join this club too?" Banami asked, puzzled.

Chisa took a sip of her canned beer, her eyes filled with helplessness: "It wasn't voluntary."

Iori immediately crossed her arms and said, "I refuse."

The silly cat was still tapping his head with its little fist.

Banami laughed and said, "It seems everyone is forced into this."

An atmosphere of mutual respect immediately filled the three of them.

Chisa glanced behind Iori: "But do you think you can escape?"

Iori was stunned for a moment, and then she was thrown into the air by a huge force. It was Toki and Asahi. The two of them carried Iori back to the human nest, hopping and skipping, completely ignoring Iori's struggles and the cries of "Ya Mie Die".

Meanwhile, the silly cat was still riding on Iori's head.

Banami sighed, said "I'm going to check on Lunan" and then left.

Chisa sipped her beer, squinted, and opened her phone to send a message to a user named "Binbin's Azusa".

......

Iori and Lunan downed another bottle of wine facing each other, finishing it almost simultaneously.

Lu Nan wiped his mouth: "Not bad, Iori, your skills have improved, you bastard!"

Iori grinned wickedly: "I'm someone who's been through hell, so have some self-awareness, Lunan!"

"Idiot!" Banai heard a helpless voice, and Lu Nan turned around to see a glass of warm water being handed to him.

"Even if you can drink a lot, there's a limit. You're not really planning to crawl out of the school gate, are you?"

Lu Nan looked at the cup in his hand with some suspicion. Banai, unable to bear it any longer, tapped Lu Nan on the head: "It's really lukewarm water! Do you think I'm like you guys?"

Lu Nan downed the warm water in his hand in one gulp and sighed comfortably, "Phew, I'm alive again. Thank you, Lao Ba."

Banami rolled her eyes at him: "I'm going to chat with the upperclassmen over there. Call me when you're about to drink yourself to death."

As soon as Lu Nan turned his head, he saw the ferocious expression on Iori's face and the murderous intent that she could not suppress.

"You... bastard!" Iori spat out through gritted teeth, "You even had a girl bring you warm water while you were drinking? You damned piece of trash!"

Lu Nan's lips curled into a mocking smile: "Is that so? Who's the one who doesn't have anyone to bring them water? How pathetic. It can't be you, can it? Iori?"

Just as Iori was about to grind her teeth to dust, a voice as beautiful as heavenly music rang out.

"You'll collapse if you don't drink some water, Iori." Kohei handed Iori a glass of warm water, which seemed like a godsend to her.

He accepted the cup with gratitude: "Thank you, Kohei."

He then picked up the warm water in his hand, tilted his head back, and drank it down.

Iori then fell silent, took out a lighter and gently lit it, and the cup of "warm water" quickly started to boil.

"Fuck your vodka!"

Kohei nodded in satisfaction: "That was quite a hearty drink, Iori."

Iori felt like she was about to explode, and Lu Nan's laughter sounded incredibly grating to her ears.

"Are you getting revenge on me, Kohei!" Iori's face twisted in a grimace.

Kohei shrugged: "I didn't mean that, but..."