Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Kohei crouched down, his expression extremely wicked, his eyes full of mockery as he looked at the little cat in front of him: "Hey, you little cat, actually, I, Kohei, am not here to win at all. Iori and I have already formed an alliance. If you don't believe me, look back at your boss."

Although Dai Miao didn't quite believe him, she knew that since it concerned her boss, she had to take it seriously, so she turned back.

Turning around, she saw Iori lurking suspiciously behind her boss, and her expression immediately became even more serious.

Kohei squinted: "Later, I'll have Iori give your boss a big kiss, and make him lose all his reputation in the academy! Hehehe!"

Startled, the silly cat quickly pulled out its little stick and pounced on Iori with a howl, not caring that the wine in its mouth was spilled all over the ground.

Iori, who had only come to the table behind Lu Nan to pour herself a drink, looked at the silly cat rushing towards her with a bewildered expression.

Until the little stick hit his toes.

"Oh my god! (Tom Stuka bomber sound effect)"

Kohei clenched his fist: "Nice! Take him down!"

Lu Nan had to coax and plead with Dai Miao to convince him that he was really not in danger. As for Iori, she had already gotten up and started cursing at Kohei like crazy.

The game continues, still in match point.

However, at this moment, the silly cat was clearly not very interested in continuing the game, and looked like it really wanted to snuggle in the boss's arms. After staring at each other for two minutes, Kohei finally won.

Dai Miao excitedly ran to the boss's side with a large bottle of wine as a consolation prize, only to discover to her dismay that the boss was about to take the stage.

The cat lay sprawled on the chair, looking like a cat that had lost its dreams.

Lu Nan looked at Banami and said, "Hey Banami, do you think you can beat me?"

Banami twitched her lips. After these rounds, she had come to understand something. Strictly speaking, she was just like Chisa, suffering from being too smart.

"How will you know if you don't try?" Banami is not one to give up easily; she has to at least try.

Banami took a sip of sake, her small face serious as she looked at Lu Nan, waiting for his attack.

Lu Nan didn't mince words and went straight for the kill: "Hey hey hey! Here we come! Forget the good stuff and the expensive stuff, let's get something crunchy today!"

Banai almost lost her composure. What she feared most were the strange things Lu Nan said. She couldn't understand them at all, and they were nonsensical, but they were inexplicably funny.

"In the world of food, I'm number eight! Today I'm having a big braised duck. If you're wondering what's so good about braised duck, the duck's tail is a treasure! Let's make that for you guys!"

"puff!"

Ba Nai couldn't help but laugh out loud. Although she knew that the "Old Ba" that Lu Nan was talking about was most likely not her, she still couldn't hold back. This was too crazy, it was simply inexplicable.

The words she was saying were completely incomprehensible, but her tone and expressions were so rich that, for some reason, Banami felt as if she understood what was funny.

"I'm really fed up with you. It's like you can't say a single human word all day long." Banai glared at Lu Nan in annoyance.

Lu Nan curled his lip indifferently. The really impressive stuff hasn't even been brought up yet, and he can't stand it already?

Banami viciously handed over the wine glass, preparing to find an opportunity to ruthlessly sabotage Lu Nan.

Lu Nan didn't hesitate either, taking a big gulp and waiting for Banai to unleash her power.

Banami looked at Lu Nan with a smile, and suddenly said, "Lu Nan, I still can't forget him."

Lu Nan's expression changed instantly, and he subconsciously opened his mouth to curse this love-obsessed person to death, but he realized his mistake at the last moment.

Holy crap! It's a scam!

Lu Nan saw Banami's expression and immediately realized something was wrong.

This guy, Lao Ba... is really cunning.

Chapter 64 Fight to the Death

Lu Nan had already realized that this guy was doing it on purpose, trying to break through his defenses with those words? Hmph! How could he let him succeed!

But Hanami seemed extremely confident, and the smug expression on her face didn't change at all.

“Lu Nan, you know we’re friends, but you’re a good person. Could you lend me two hundred yuan so I can buy him a gift?”

Lu Nan took a deep breath, almost holding it in. This Banai was too amazing. Even though he knew it was fake, it was still so frustrating!

At this point, Banai stopped pretending altogether and started taking out her phone to read out the sycophantic quotes she had searched for. To others, this might seem insignificant, but only Lu Nan understood how damaging these quotes were to him.

"Pfft!" Lu Nan spat the wine all over the floor, wiping his mouth fiercely: "Hanami, you win."

Banami smiled and raised both hands in a peace sign. Just as Lu Nan was about to get revenge in the next round, Banami directly raised her hands and looked at Senior Shi: "Senior! Can I surrender? Don't want to play anymore?"

With a nod from senior Ashi, Banami left the field with a consolation prize, leaving behind Lunan, who was red as a teapot on the field.

Senior Ashi pulled out a microphone from somewhere and shouted, "Next up is the highly anticipated grand final! It'll be a three-person competition! Who will emerge victorious?! Let's hear the opening declarations from the three seeded players!"

"So why don't we just start with three people dueling from the beginning?" Lu Nan said, speechless.

"What's the point of this elimination system? Is it just to give them a consolation prize?" Iori asked indignantly.

"I don't care about any of that, I just want to get revenge on you two scumbags!" Kohei's face was filled with fanatical fighting spirit.

"Excellent opening statement! Let's start the match immediately!" Senior Shi waved his hand, and Senior Shou, holding a sign, walked around the field awkwardly. The sign read "Round 1".

"Wow! There are even placard girls...and guys?" Banami excitedly watched the show while holding her doe cat. The show she saw today was much more exciting than anything she had ever seen in her entire life.

Kohei was the first to launch an attack, and his flames of war had already begun to burn fiercely!

“We’re all brothers, there’s no mole among us, so I’ll just tell you all about my troubles. I’ll only say this here.” Kohei’s expression was very serious.

Lu Nan and Iori exchanged a glance, both seeing a hint of wariness in each other's eyes. It seemed that Kohei was preparing to escalate the situation, or at least make a big move.

"Actually, I... don't let my appearance fool you, I used to be a total shut-in." Kohei said very seriously what everyone already knew.

But when you know you shouldn't laugh, saying something with a serious face can actually become a big source of laughter.

"puff!"

Sure enough, neither of them could resist.

Kohei said smugly, "Looks like you two can't hide your surprise anymore!"

"Ahem! What can't be hidden is that you're a homebody! You bastard!" Iori felt that his intelligence had been greatly insulted.

"Hey you, can't you at least look at what you're wearing before you talk about this kind of thing?!" Lu Nan pointed at the huge anime girl pattern on Kohei's clothes: "Even a blind person wouldn't be able to tell you're an otaku, right?"

"Lu Nan, Iori, you two messed up. As punishment, you have to drink a drink." Senior Ashi handed over two cups, smiling happily.

"Wait, there wasn't such a rule before, was there?" Lu Nan's eyelids twitched.

"Hey, hey, hey, adding rules on the spot is too despicable!" Iori shouted her dissatisfaction, but it was clear that their resistance was in vain.

After each taking a swig of wine, their competitive spirit flared up. If you say there's a reward for winning, people might just have some fun. But if you say there's a punishment for losing, then this guy is going to teach those two scumbags a lesson today!

When it was Iori's turn, he bent his knees and knelt down in front of Lu Nan, head bowed: "Coach, I want to learn to play basketball..."

"puff!"

"puff!"

"Haha! Brilliant! You two, drink too!" Iori said arrogantly.

"I learned my lesson from being a long-time anime fan..."

"Damn, this is such an old joke, and they're still using it! They think old things hold their value!"

tons tons tons...

Lu Nan stumbled forward and fell to the ground: "Brother~ I fell down~"

"puff!"

"puff!"

"Hahahaha, two colored pencils!"

"Holy crap, Lu Nan, you're so damn tacky!"

"You two damned scum!"

......

"Cough!" Lu Nan crushed the cup in his hand and looked at the other two: "You two are really something!"

Iori wiped her mouth and tossed the cup aside: "I told you not to underestimate me now!"

Kohei, enraged, shouted, "I told you I'd fight you two scumbags to the death!"

The three heads collided, their expressions so ferocious they looked more like demons than humans, enough to scare away a passing Yotsuya Miko.

"In that case, let's have a showdown!"

"That suits me perfectly! Let's settle our score!"

"I will act on behalf of Heaven and annihilate you two scum!"

"Let's settle this once and for all! Peek a Boo!"

......

Banami looked helplessly at the three people kneeling on the ground vomiting: "Why are you working so hard? Anyone who doesn't know better would think something terrible would happen if you lost."

Lu Nan coughed twice, his voice hoarse: "Are you two even human? Or are you hunters too?"

"I don't know what you're talking about, I want to drink water..." Iori felt as if a whole desert was stuck in her throat.

“Ugh… (a low growl from a zombie)” This was Kohei, who was no longer able to get up.

"Dai-Niao has already gone to get you some water, just wait a moment." Banami shook her head: "Are the combined mental ages of the three of you even bigger than my shoe size?"

"I must say, you guys are really competitive." Senior Ah Shou poured three glasses of water on the table, and the other two swarmed around them like sharks smelling blood.

But Lu Nan, with his keen senses as a hunter, noticed that something seemed amiss. After thinking it over, he decided to sit there and wait for Dai Miao to return, since Dai Miao would never harm him.

"It's quite surprising, really." Senior Ashou watched with satisfaction as the two of them drank most of the water in their cups, holding the bottle.

"I didn't expect you guys to enjoy drinking so much. This wine should satisfy you, right?" Senior A-Shou gave a thumbs up.

The two looked closely and saw that the bottle clearly stated "Water of Life" with a 96% alcohol concentration.

Iori and the other two fell silent.

"This isn't water!"

Chapter 65 Pink Apron