"Hey, Iori, what are you doing?"
Lu Nan replied at the opportune moment: "It's possible that the House of Lords has been temporarily replaced by the House of Commons."
The silly cat chimed in, "Spring is here, meow."
"Stop nagging! Because I remembered! I remembered which club I joined!" Iori turned around with a look of deep regret.
"A diving club, perhaps?"
"No! No! I don't remember ever joining such a club!"
"She changes her mind faster than turning the pages of a book." Senior Ashi was also shocked by Iori's shamelessness.
"I almost broke my neck from flipping it over."
"Please, Nanaka-nee!" Iori pleaded again, bowing her head.
"Well, anyway, please lift your head and put your clothes on first?" Nana was a little uncomfortable; she had never had this experience before.
"So why did you take off your clothes?" Chisa, standing behind Nanaka, looked at Iori with a gaze that had gone from looking at a monkey to looking at a stink bug.
"To show my sincerity, both inside and out!" Iori had completely gone mad.
"Is this women's university exchange event really that appealing?" Lu Nan couldn't help but wonder if he was different from others.
“Perhaps that’s true for Iori, meow.” The silly cat rejected its boss’s opinion and said that it was Iori who was different.
"I understand your desire to have some fun, but..."
Upon hearing this "but," Iori knew things were in serious trouble; she was definitely going to have to refuse.
"But, sister!"
"Haha, you even called out 'older sister' just to get to the party, Iori, I despise you." Lu Nan extended his middle finger.
"I despise you, meow." The silly cat stretched out its little round paw.
"no!"
"Please, please make an exception! I really need this opportunity!"
"No means no!"
......
"What do you think we should do to get her to agree?" In Iori's room, Iori, Lunan, and the two seniors sat together and began to discuss their strategy.
"My advice is that you should give up, or you might get killed by Das."
"Meow's opinion is the same as the boss's, meow."
"Since you've already said that, let's just give up."
However, his think tank members expressed their skepticism and even predicted his downfall.
"Impossible! I won't give up!"
Iori stated very clearly that he refused to give up and would fight to the end.
"What exactly is driving you to be so persistent?" Senior Shi asked with a hint of helplessness.
“I guess it’s the House of Commons,” Lu Nan said, hitting the nail on the head.
"It's embarrassing, but it's a passion."
"Ha, I knew it! And you scum have absolutely no shame!" Lu Nan covered Dai Miao's ears and spat at Iori.
"Forget all that, the most important thing right now is how to convince Nanaka-nee! Give me some ideas!"
Everyone in the room fell into deep thought for a moment.
Senior Ah Shou suddenly clapped his hands: "Okay, let's help you tidy up a room that shows you're an independent man!"
"Oh, that's a good idea. This way, Nana-chan won't worry about you too much, and the task of tidying up the room will be completed!" Lu Nan expressed his strong agreement.
Chapter 67 A Reliable Room
"Is this really okay?" Iori was a little doubtful. Could it really be that simple?
“Yeah, it’s a very simple principle. Think about it, if you can manage a room that Nana-chan is satisfied with, then she won’t have any reason to control you, right?” Lu Nan patted Iori’s shoulder earnestly: “Iori, be more confident. After all, you’re college students now, it’s not like you’re dating in your youth.”
Even if you mean it, I...
"There's really no other way. For the sake of your lovely junior, I'll lend you a hand!"
"Come on, let's tidy up a room so that it's immediately obvious that Iori has become an outstanding man!"
Ah Shi and Ah Shou inexplicably became fired up.
Lu Nan also raised his hand: "As a good buddy, I'll help too. After all, Iori can't miss the social gathering!"
"Even a silly cat will help, meow!"
Iori felt as if a fog had rolled in, blurring everything before her eyes: "You guys..."
Honestly, I have a group of really good friends.
......
"Hey senior, is it really okay for us to do this?" Lu Nan asked with a strange expression as he put up a poster of a meme girl on the wall.
"Of course! Doesn't that highlight Iori's masculinity?!" Senior Ashi gave a thumbs up.
"Um...it does highlight masculinity, but isn't it a bit much if the whole room is full of this stuff...?" Lu Nan couldn't help but feel glad that he had let Dai Miao and Iori go out to find Nanaka-nee together, otherwise he didn't know how Dai Miao would have been corrupted.
Lu Nan glanced around the room. Whether it was on the floor, the table, or the bed, there were open pornographic books everywhere, with very exciting contents.
Even the walls and ceiling were plastered with those R-rated posters, and an ominous atmosphere was palpable.
Seriously, I have no idea where you two seniors found so many ominous books? Do you two have some kind of secret stash of books?
At that moment, Iori's voice came from outside the door.
"Yes, Nanaka-nee, I'm all packed up now. I'm a capable and independent man now, after all!"
Iori pushed open the door with a smile, followed by Nanaka and Daimyo.
But when Iori saw the view inside the house, her face froze, and Nanahana behind her also stood there stunned. Then she quickly squatted down and covered Iori's eyes, her whole face turning red.
"No, no, Nanaka-nee, let me explain!"
Iori turned around in a panic, her face filled with terror.
"Haha... Iori, Iori is a boy too..."
Nanaka forced a smile, picked up the silly cat, and turned away stiffly.
"How is it, Iori?"
Isn't it perfect?
"My buddy specifically ordered these from various websites, and they're pre-packaged."
"Were you three even born?!" Iori's eyes widened in fury. "Can't you do anything a human being would do? Is this what you call a room for an outstanding man?!"
"Did we fail?" Senior Ashi's face was full of disbelief.
"Instead of asking why you think this will succeed?" Iori felt like her head was about to explode.
“Think about it, generally speaking, when a mother sees these kinds of books in her room, she will have a reaction like, ‘Ah, my son has grown up,’ right?” Senior A-Shou said with a serious expression.
"These two meanings are completely different, you bastard!" Iori jumped up and down frantically on the spot.
"So what exactly do you want?" Lu Nan asked, somewhat disgruntled. "We've been working on this for a long time!"
"If I could, I wouldn't want to put in this much effort!" Iori lamented, pounding her chest. "Just an ordinary room would be fine, an ordinary one! An ordinary room that a college student, living alone for the first time, could tidy up!"
"What? Is that all?" Senior Shi nodded.
"Why didn't you say so earlier?"
"And I wasted so much energy searching for Cyber Bodhisattva one by one."
"Please, all three of you, I'm so stupid. I'll clean up by myself from now on. Take all these things back." Iori turned around and started picking up the little yellow books on the ground.
"Are you taking all of these?" Senior Shi asked with some doubt.
"Nonsense, I don't like this type! Who would like someone with short hair, a bit of muscle, an energetic face, and a slightly silly smile?" Iori pointed at the poster on the wall with dissatisfaction.
"Yeah, who would like that?" Lu Nan whistled guiltily.
"That's a real shame. Shou was saying he wanted to give you a DVD to celebrate your enrollment," Senior Shi said with some regret.
"Huh?" Iori suddenly turned around.
Senior Ah Shou held a disc in his hand, smiling broadly: "How about it? Want to give it a review now?"
......
"Ooh! Yes~yeeeees~"
"Not bad, 78 points." Iori propped himself up on his arms, his expression serious.
"Really? I was quite confident with this one." Senior A-Shou looked disappointed.
"Why is it in a Western style? 33 points, doesn't that face look a bit old?" Lu Nan said with a look of disgust.
"Same as above, 50 points. I also think it's a bit too old." Senior Shi crossed his arms in agreement.
Suddenly, the door to the room was pushed open, and Chisa walked in carrying a small storage shelf: "Iori, this was supposed to be thrown away, but if you could..."
"Yes~sex~!!"
"..."
"Ah, Chisa." Lu Nan turned around and nudged Iori: "Stop looking at the Jaguar, Chisa's here."
Iori pouted and reluctantly moved her butt out a little: "Chisa, you're here. Want to watch together?"
"?" Lu Nan was shocked. He simply couldn't understand Iori's thought process. Even a hunter who had been hunting alone in the wilderness for more than ten years would not necessarily say such a thing in this situation.
Peng!
The back of the locker gave Iori's head a hard kiss.
Chisa walked out of Iori's room with a dark expression, leaving the four men inside in silence.
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