Lu Nan froze instantly, then laughed awkwardly a few times: "Haha, me? Well, I'm here to buy clothes too."
The sales assistant's smile grew increasingly dangerous. Yotsuya Miko hadn't returned yet, and in order to avoid being mistaken for a pervert and taken away, Lu Nan had to come up with a plan!
"Actually, my biological sex is male, but my psychological sex is..."
The sales assistant suddenly interrupted him: "I'm sorry, sir, we don't follow that system here. Everything is based on the standards shown on your identification."
Lu Nan is at a loss; has this tactic already become ineffective?
Left with no other choice, Lu Nan turned his evil clutches towards Dai Miao.
"Actually, I brought my cat, Dai Miao, to buy clothes! She recently felt she needed a new outfit, yes!"
The sales assistant was about to retort, but after seeing the adorable face of the doe-cat, she paused for a moment, nodded, and put on a professional smile: "So, what style would you like to buy for your doe-cat? Actually, we also have smaller sizes, and the material is also..."
The sales assistant began to give a long and detailed introduction.
Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief; it seemed he had passed this hurdle.
The silly cat looked up at its boss, its little face full of confusion.
"Hey, please forgive me, boss. I had no choice. You didn't want me to be treated like a pervert and forced to eat pork chop rice, did you?"
"But boss, do we need to buy a cat for Dai Miao too?"
The two started whispering to each other.
"Yes! Otherwise it wouldn't be realistic!"
"Then, boss, even Dai Miao has to wear a cat costume?"
"Correct!"
......
As Yotsuya Miko was carrying her underwear and heading towards the fitting room, she witnessed a scene on the way that would shock her for an entire year.
Lu Nan was squatting on the ground, holding up an extra-small bra to Dai Miao's body. Dai Miao looked utterly hopeless, while the sales assistant behind them wore a doting smile.
Seeing this scene, which looked as if it were drawn by AI, made Yotsuya Miko feel a little dazed. Am I really still in the world of the living?
Lu Nan found it rather interesting for some reason, and was seriously comparing the two bras to see which one was more suitable for Dai Miao, when he saw Yotsuya Miko holding a small bag and looking at him with a horrified expression.
Lu Nan stiffened, slowly handed both bras to the sales assistant, and walked up to Yotsuya Miko with Daimiao: "Um, Miko-kun, actually this is a misunderstanding, and I think I can explain it."
He then began to embellish his explanation.
After listening, Yotsuya Miko nodded: "I understand, senior. It's really nothing. And next time, you can just call me that, since I'm your girlfriend."
The voice grew softer and softer until it stopped completely. Even Lu Nan could only hear the part where he could call her name directly; after that, he could only see her lips moving.
Lu Nan slapped his forehead: "Oh yeah! I might have taken too many hormone pills and my brain is a bit foggy."
Dumb Cat's eyes were unusually speechless: "So, boss, did Dumb Cat work as a model for nothing, meow?"
Lu Nan quickly bent down to coax the silly cat: "How could that be! You saved the boss from dire straits! How could it be for nothing? Wait a bit, the boss will take you to buy some delicious canned fish!"
Yotsuya Miko whispered, "If you don't mind, senpai, come with me. Otherwise, something like this might happen again later. We're almost done."
Lu Nan nodded repeatedly: "Yes, yes, yes, I'm asking if anyone understands the General's insightful opinion."
But the awkwardness wasn't much better. After all, it really felt like a boyfriend waiting for his girlfriend to come out after changing her clothes. In those sweet romance novels and anime, the male lead would praise the female lead as she changed clothes, and they would be all smiles and showering each other with sweetness.
But Lu Nan has no romantic intentions whatsoever; he only regrets his foolish choice back then.
Is this storyline sweet? No!!! It's not like that at all!
"Um... Senior? Are you outside?" Yotsuya Miko's voice came from the fitting room.
Lu Nan instinctively replied, "Yeah? What's wrong?"
Lu Nan keenly noticed that Yotsuya Miko's breathing was somewhat heavy coming from the fitting room.
"If it's alright, would it be convenient for you to come in?"
Chapter 76 Blazing Flame's Mission?
What? You mean there's a high school senior girl calling me from inside the fitting room, telling me to come in?
A flood of thoughts rushed through Lu Nan's mind in an instant.
A prank? Possessed? Truth or dare? Trying to ward off unwanted attention? Something fishy is going on? Physics doesn't exist anymore? Has my brain gone haywire? Triggered by something? Encountered some twisted system? Wants me to take her to eat something top-secret? Plotting against my African Star? Wants me to go to the Claymore to awaken sleep? Knows my identity as the Invincible Greatsword Shrimp? Fighting for custody of the Silly Cat? Opening one's heart? Harvesting emotional value?
Enemy nation's female spy? Slaanesh attack? Brain-computer interface malfunction? Tzeentch's conspiracy? Yellow weasels trying to recruit me into the military? Using BVVD's servers? Playing with idiots? Trying to force me to reveal the world's secrets? Feeding me to the Great Old Ones? Aliens using me to understand individual humanity? Trying to shake my loyalty to the people? Project Ladder? Mission of the Blazing Flame?
At this time, Lu Nan
"Huh?" Lu Nan's brain went blank for a moment, and he had no idea how to answer. He could only utter a meaningless sound of wisdom.
Is this correct?
"Yoshitani-kun?" Lu Nan hugged the dorky cat in horror: "Senior, you're an artist, not a prostitute!"
Yotsuya Miko was silent for a moment, her voice trembling even more: "No, it's just that request form from before... do you still have it, senpai?"
"A power of attorney? Of course I have one, you need this to do..." Lu Nan suddenly realized what she meant halfway through her sentence. It seemed that she had encountered something in the changing room, since the last time he gave her a power of attorney, it was for a similar reason.
He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. Luckily, it wasn't what he had imagined, otherwise he might have been targeted by some terrifying river crab beast.
Lu Nan took out the authorization form, but before he could send it out, the authorization came to him on its own.
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'Meeting Hall Request Mission'
Mission Title: 'The Unsettling Evil in the Changing Room'
Task Summary: The client seems to have encountered something even more sinister at a very inopportune time, and requests a peaceful and private period of time.
Meeting place reward: 500 Federal Credits
Boss's tip: None
Conditions for failure of the entrustment: The disturbance caused by the excessive noise will cause unnecessary trouble and cause distress to the client.
Time limit: 50 minutes
Request failed: After consuming one pound of super-high alcohol-containing secret-recipe meatballs (Lord Lieyan ate one skewer and slept for two days),
Client: Miko Yotsuya
Shuiyun's friendly reminder: If you cause a big commotion, things could get very bad, right? Hunter, you'd better be careful.
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Lu Nan silently accepted the commission.
I'm saying Sister Shuiyun seems to have a really weird sense of humor lately, does anyone understand? Who set that up? You deserve to die!
Lu Nan looked at Dai Miao: "Dai Miao, it's up to you now."
Dumb Cat stood at attention and saluted: "Yes, boss! Dumb Cat will definitely stand guard at the door and keep watch!"
"No, the way you're saying it makes it sound even worse." Lu Nan felt a headache coming on: "Don't make it sound like we're committing a crime."
Lu Nan glanced around to make sure no one was paying attention, then gently knocked on the door of the changing room.
"Senior? Please, please come in..."
Lu Nan found it even stranger. "Can't everyone be a little more serious? Stop with this nonsense, it's really weird."
"Um, shall I come in?"
"Um......"
Lu Nan pushed the door open and quickly closed it, then was dazzled by the vast expanse of white.
Yotsuya Miko leaned against the wall, clearly in an awkward, half-finished state of changing clothes before realizing something was wrong.
She was probably just about to put on her new clothes, and there were still ( ) times left to take them off. She was holding two small white pieces and her own top in her hands as a form of defense, but she still looked particularly charming.
Yotsuya Miko felt an overwhelming sense of shyness wash over her, and her entire face turned bright red.
Calling for her senior was a last resort, but she was genuinely terrified at the time. Perhaps she felt too safe around him and let her guard down for a moment. It wasn't until she started changing her clothes and saw the evil upside-down female ghost reflected in the mirror that she realized her location was not safe.
She was almost face to face with it, and could even see what was wriggling in its eyeballs—maybe maggots—but it didn't matter anymore.
Miko Yotsuya's mind went completely blank, filled only with the terrifying face of the ghost in front of her and its ever-widening mouth.
Fortunately, she maintained a blank expression and even forgot to shed tears.
Instead of trying to tough it out on her own, she instinctively called upon her divine being, begging for his help.
The deity answered her request, just as before.
A tremendous sense of security enveloped Yotsuya Miko once again, and amidst the ups and downs, she even felt a strange sensation throbbing within her.
An addictive sense of security.
Seeing the stunned Miko Yotsuya, Lu Nan waved his hand in front of her: "Yotsuya-kun? Are you alright?"
Seeing that his daughter had come to her senses, Yotsuya quickly lowered his head and said, "I... I'm fine..."
Lu Nan could tell at a glance that the filthy thing was still there. Damn it, you have no shame!
In Yotsuya Miko's eyes, a faint golden energy suddenly filled the small room. The hanging demon screamed as if it were being burned by flames, and the black mist on its body melted away like ice and snow when it came into contact with the golden energy.
The ghost fled in a panic, disappearing without a trace as it plunged into the wall.
Lu Nan asked, carefully looking around, "Have they left?"
They must have left, otherwise we would have had to increase the speed.
Seeing Yotsuya Miko nod, Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief and gradually calmed down. He had not yet been able to fully control this ability, and he needed to get his heart racing before he could trigger it.
No one's heart rate increases for no reason, so Lu Nan was "forced" to start looking at things he shouldn't have, in order to trigger his special ability.
It's better than before. Before, if I wanted to use these things, I had to think about things I shouldn't have.
Strangely, the request wasn't completed, but Lu Nan didn't mind. He figured he'd have to wait until Yotsuya Miko had completely changed her clothes before he could finish.
"If that's resolved, I'll be going now?" Lu Nan didn't dare linger, as he didn't know what unexpected things might happen.
If he were to be discovered by accident, he would be completely ruined. Damage to his reputation was secondary; Lu Nan didn't care about that. But if he had any kind of relationship with a high school senior, the world would truly be destroyed.
Lu Nan, who was trying to slip away, was suddenly grabbed, and Yotsuya Miko's soft voice came from behind him.
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