"Now, there are already six!" Senior Ashou beamed with a bright smile: "This year has truly been a bumper harvest."
Lu Nan looked at Banami: "So what 'important matter' did the seniors use to trick you into coming here?"
Banami gave an awkward laugh: "The seniors told me there would be roasted whole lamb, so..."
Lu Nan stared wide-eyed in shock, pointing to the sky outside the door: "It's only morning?! You actually believe that?"
Banami turned her head away sheepishly, "What if? What if it's true..."
"No, I meant you..."
"Alright, newbies!" Senior Shi clapped his hands: "I hope you haven't forgotten which club you joined."
"You guys are the least qualified to say that, aren't you?" Iori asked incredulously.
"Today's activity is to get everyone familiar with the water." Senior A-Shou nodded: "Of course, we won't go diving directly. Let's practice our swimming skills in the pool first. After all, Dai-Miao's custom-made diving suits are still being made."
"Yay! Swimming!"
"Swimming Meow!"
Chapter 80 The Loch Ness Monster (Bonus Chapter with Author's Certification and Title)
“Can I watch from the side?” Iori raised her hand.
"What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell?" Senior Shi asked, puzzled.
"No, actually I'm not very good at swimming," Iori said, a little embarrassed.
"It's nothing to worry about. If you don't know how, just learn. Do I have to teach you something so simple?" Lu Nan held up the dorky cat, which mimicked swimming in the water. "You couldn't run or jump when you were born, right? How did you learn to do that? Don't be so girly, Iori."
Iori smiled helplessly: "Alright, then I'll leave it to you seniors."
Ah Shi and Ah Shou gave a thumbs up together: "Leave it to us!"
......
The veterans, with their deep pockets, had booked the entire swimming pool and were giving these newbies a pre-race pep talk.
"Although diving doesn't require swimming, being familiar with the water is very important." Senior Shi said earnestly to the new recruits in front of him, "People who are not familiar with the water will panic and lose control of their breathing when there is danger in the water, resulting in excessive oxygen consumption and even causing accidents. This is closely related to your safety, so everyone must pay attention and practice seriously."
"When it comes to diving, the seniors are inexplicably serious." Banami nodded repeatedly: "I thought the seniors were unreliable people."
"Don't get distracted! Listen carefully and learn properly!" Lu Nan whispered.
"Ow~"
"Alright, everyone go change into your swimsuits!" Senior Ashi grabbed Iori and Kohei and led them towards the changing room.
Senior Ashou and Lu Nan followed them inside, carrying the silly cat.
Banami and Chisa exchanged a glance and then went into the changing room.
Banami tied her hair up and started taking out her swimsuit from her small bag.
"Hehehe! Lu Nan, you've got a great body!" Iori's voice came from next door, accompanied by a wild laugh.
"Kouhei, hold him back! Grandpa Iori is going to see the Loch Ness Monster today!"
"Aww! Let's go!"
"I was wrong, Brother Lu, I was just joking... Ouch!"
"Can you please stop hitting me in the face? My name is Buqiuren (meaning 'No Begging for Help'), and this is the first time I've ever begged someone... Ouch!"
Both Hanami and Chisa blushed and secretly spat.
What are these guys doing?
Banami glanced at Chisa and said, "Chisa has a great figure too."
Chisa blushed even more and lowered her head to cover her chest: "Hanami-senpai's... is also very good."
Banai's face froze.
(Actually, Hachi's figure is quite good, but it can't compare to 8K-sama. At this time, Hachi was still somewhat disappointed with her figure.)
Lu Nan walked out of the locker room rubbing his wrist, followed by Iori and Kohei, each with a handprint on their face, looking extremely symmetrical.
The boys jumped into the water like dumplings, while Dai Miao, wearing the little swim trunks that Lu Nan had specially bought for her, started doggy paddling rapidly in the pool.
"Hmm! It seems that Daimyo doesn't need special training. Her skills are very proficient!" Senior Shi nodded in satisfaction.
"Of course, after all, when we didn't have money for food before, we survived by slacking off and eating." Lu Nan's expression was somewhat proud.
"It seems like I unintentionally said something really tragic." Iori's eye twitched.
“Okay, then Lu Nan and Iori, you two can start with the simplest thing: practice opening your eyes underwater.” Senior Ashou stood in the water: “This is a shallow area, you can step directly on the bottom, so don’t worry.”
Lu Nan and Yi Zhi exchanged a glance and then squatted down together, burying themselves in the water.
Lu Nan slowly opened his eyes and saw Iori's expression in the water, as if she was about to poop.
Whoosh!
Lu Nan and Yi Zhi stood up from the water almost simultaneously.
"So it's still a bit difficult, huh?" Iori looked at her hands.
Lu Nan quietly distanced himself from Yi Zhi.
"What are you doing?" Iori asked, looking puzzled.
"It's nothing, I was just worried you might accidentally poop it out." Lu Nan said calmly.
"Who the hell would do something like that?!"
"Since it's a bit difficult, why don't you try this?" Senior Ashou handed over the goggles: "Lu Nan did a great job. You can try using the goggles and get used to them."
Lu Nan took the goggles and looked at Banami, who was being taught by Chisa not far away.
I wonder how much Lao Ba is doing with his studies.
......
"The most important thing is to develop an interest in underwater things." Chisa's expression was serious: "Interest is the biggest driving force."
Banami nodded.
“The scenery underwater is different from that on land. Although it’s not as amazing as the seabed, you can still try out some novel experiences you’ve never had before.” Chisa handed over the goggles: “Give it a try, the scenery underwater.”
Banami nodded, squatted down, and opened her eyes in the water. The first thing she saw was a little cat swimming at high speed in the water like a chubby torpedo. It looked like it was having a lot of fun.
Lu Nan, who had just squatted down, was still unable to open his eyes.
Banami looked at Lu Nan, whose black hair seemed to come alive as it floated in the water.
Perhaps Chisa is right; the scenery underwater is indeed quite different.
The silly cat swam to the boss's side and started circling around him, preparing to scare him when he opened his eyes.
When Iori squatted down, she accidentally elbowed Daimyo. Daimyo swayed and instinctively reached for something nearby, then pulled off Lu Nan's swimming trunks.
Lu Nan opened his eyes in horror, "Don't waste time, brothers! There's a damn crazy female water ghost underwater!"
Lu Nan, standing behind Iori, stared in shock at his good brother's huge buttocks, his spirit utterly devastated.
Not far away, the light in Banami's eyes disappeared, her brain was forced to accept forbidden knowledge she had never received before, and her CPU successfully crashed.
Banami slowly stood up, and Chisa asked expectantly, "How was it, Banami-senpai? Isn't the scenery underwater very different from that on land?"
Banami silently removed her goggles: "I'm sorry, Chisa-chan, I guess I'll never be able to go swimming again in my life."
"Huh? Senior, what did you see?" Chisa turned her head in confusion and looked over there. There was nothing there except the seniors.
Yes, what did you see? The Loch Ness Monster.
"Aaaaaah! What did you do, you stupid cat?!" Lu Nan hugged the silly cat tightly and rubbed his temples in a state of utter despair.
"Boss, spare me! It was Iori, Iori elbowed me, meow! It was an accident, meow!" The silly cat shook its body, looking desperate.
"Senior Shou, is it too late for me to quit the club now?" Iori stared blankly at Senior Shou.
"What's wrong?" Ashou asked, puzzled.
Iori twitched her lips. How to put it? Who would have thought that when you're underwater, you open your eyes and there's your best buddy's big butt in front of you, and when you turn around in a panic, you see your best buddy's Truth-Seeking Ball?
"It's nothing, I just suddenly felt like gouging my eyes out."
Chapter 81 The Three Holy Lands for Dating (Bonus Chapter Sponsored by a Top Artist from NAZA)
Kohei stood up in horror: "No, what are you doing?!"
Senior Ah Shou popped his head out of the water: "This is all for emergency plans in case underwater equipment accidentally comes off!"
"If anything should come off, it should be the goggles! Why are you taking off my underwear?!"
Lu Nan sighed and put the kitten down. After all, the kitten hadn't done it on purpose, and probably hadn't been seen much, so there shouldn't be any problem.
Lu Nan looked up and saw Lao Ba's absent-minded expression.
What's wrong? Did Lao Ba choke on water? He looks like he's seen an ancient god.
"Lu Nan, Yi Zhi, do you two want to practice some more?" Senior A Shou asked.
"I'll give up." Iori climbed weakly onto the shore. "I don't want to stay in the water at all right now."
Lu Nan looked at Iori with a puzzled expression: "What's wrong with you? Did you defend your thesis at Equator?"
Iori shook her head: "I saw her butt."
"Hahahaha, who's so unlucky...wait a minute?"
......
In Grand Blue.
Iori slumped weakly onto the table.
Banami transformed back into her Gluttonous Sea Otter form and began to eat, as if she was suppressing something. If you looked closely, you could see her slightly red ears.
Lu Nan was comforting Dai Miao, who felt down because she thought she had done something wrong.
Kohei was still thinking about Natsuki's matter and was pestering Uncle Kotegawa to ask about it, just like a sasaeng fan.
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