"Meow meow meow meow?!"
"Hahaha, Lu Nan, you're killing me with laughter!"
"Shut up and listen properly!"
Senior Ashi looked helpless.
"So do you understand now?"
Senior Ah Shou pointed to the props on the table: "Diving is actually very expensive."
Lu Nan immediately raised his hand: "Okay, senior, is it too late to leave the club now?"
"It's too late."
"Oh."
Senior Ashou pointed to the school uniforms in their hands: "Now that I've explained things to you, you should understand, right?"
"The purpose of this thing."
Lu Nan fell silent, his face contorted with rage: "A man, no matter how poor, shouldn't be sold! A drum is meant to be used for defecating!!!"
"The boss is right, meow!"
"Dai Miao, you could actually wear that and seduce some young girls. You could get them to touch you for five yuan and take a photo for ten yuan or something."
"Waaaaah, I hate Boss Meow!"
Iori and Kohei were both lost in their own fantasies.
Kohei is caught up in the fantasy of becoming a singer after starting his career as a student, entering the hall of fame and becoming a winner in life.
Iori is trapped in a nightmare where she is forced to sell her eyes for money after being degraded into cross-dressing and becoming a master of debauchery.
Seeing the different expressions on the faces of the three people and the cat, Banami couldn't help but remark, "It feels like they're imagining something incredible, doesn't it?"
She turned to look at Senior Shi: "If you don't tell the truth soon, Senior, I feel like my thinking is going to slip out of control, okay?"
Senior Ashi nodded helplessly, interrupting their daydreams: "Do you know about the Ishigami Spring Festival?"
"It's a grand event held by Yiqing University in May, with many activities taking place. Of course, one of the most famous events is the club competition called 'Who is the Most Handsome Man,' and the winning club will receive a very generous prize."
"Oh, I see." ×4
"Could it be that they're planning to have us participate?" ×3
"Absolutely correct!" ×2
"No way!"
"Wouldn't that make you a monkey?!"
"Dumb Cat, why don't you go in the boss's place?"
"No way, meow."
Senior Ashou said with a serious expression, "This is called 'Battle Between Handsome Men,' or 'Men's Competition' for short!"
"That's so vulgar!!"
"What a bizarre abbreviation!"
"Can I go up with Dumb Cat and blow them all up with the Super Bomb Barrel to win?"
"Banzai Meow!"
Lu Nan turned to look at Banami, who was smiling, and asked, "So, you already knew, Banami?"
Banami chuckled, "I guess so. After all, it's quite famous. I saw it last year."
Lu Nan looked at Senior Shi with a resistant expression: "Hey Senior, how can I refuse?! This is obviously a joke, right?"
"Lu Nan," Senior Shi stepped forward and pressed Lu Nan's shoulder, "You're such a handsome man. With your strength, you'll definitely win. Just think about all that silver, think about all that ringing Federal currency, think about how skinny and weak Dazediao is every day. If you agree, all these problems will be solved."
The chubby, silly, and skinny cat tilted its head in confusion.
Lu Nan raised his hand righteously: "No way, senior. I'm highly bonded with Dai Miao. If Dai Miao doesn't come, I can't go either. If Dai Miao and I are separated by more than ten meters, I'll get mad dragon syndrome and bite anyone I see. I can't go on stage."
Senior Ashi thought for a moment and said, "Is that so? Okay."
He looked at Gengping.
Kohei shuddered and firmly refused: "I don't want to! Wearing this kind of clothes and being laughed at is just ridiculous."
"Kouhei," Senior Ashi stepped forward and placed a hand on Kohei's shoulder, "You're such a handsome man."
"You're not going to change a single word?"
"With your abilities, you would definitely win."
"So you're too lazy to change a single word?!"
"For the sake of the club, may I borrow your charm?"
Even Kohei was starting to waver after such praise: "Don't say that..."
Iori smiled broadly: "Then you don't need me, right? After all, we already have Ronan and Kohei."
“Iori.” Senior Ashi stepped forward and pressed down on Iori’s shoulder.
"What's wrong?" Iori exclaimed inwardly. Could it be...?
"You're in charge of making us laugh."
"Senior, can I stab you to death?"
"Alright, enough joking around. Go put on your diving suits. Daimiao's over here." Senior Ashou took out a small diving suit and handed it to Daimiao.
"Today we're finally going to go out to sea for the first time."
......
"How is it? What about the size?" Senior A-Shou asked. "I filled in all the body data myself. Unless I suddenly gained ten pounds, it should be fine."
Upon hearing this, Lu Nan couldn't help but glance at Banami. Banami, who was wearing a diving suit, was taken aback by Lu Nan's gaze at first, then looked annoyed and said, "What?! Nothing!"
"Okay, then we can set off." The seniors took the lead and walked forward.
"We're going to sea, family!" Lu Nan followed closely behind, carrying the silly cat.
"Is there something ambiguous about what you said?" Banami teased the dorky cat behind Lunan.
Shallow sea area —
"Then, Iori and Kohei, you'll practice with me." Senior Asahi looked at the two greenhorns.
"Then, Banami, Lunan, and Daimyo will practice with me." Senior Shi waved his hand, signaling the two and the cat to follow.
Upon arriving at another area, Senior Shi first guided them to put on their equipment, then focused on testing Daimiao's abilities, and finally let Daimiao play by itself in the shallow sea area.
"As for the two of you, what you need to do today is very simple: experience the feeling of breathing in the water," Senior Ashi said, arms crossed.
"Senior! Is it really okay to let Daimiao play by herself?" Lu Nan raised his hand to ask. Although he knew Daimiao's strength better than anyone else, as a parent, he was always worried about his child.
"Don't worry, Daimyo's custom-made equipment is extraordinary. Even if a tsunami comes, Daimyo might not be in any danger," Senior Ashi said with a smile.
Seeing Lu Nan's hesitant expression, Senior Shi immediately knew what he was thinking: "Don't worry, although it is expensive, it's not your money. Dai Miao's equipment is sponsored by Peek a Boo's new sponsor, who said they are currently researching sophisticated gadgets."
Senior Ah-Shi sighed, "Peek a Boo already had a big sponsor, and now they've got another one with a similar background. They're really lucky."
Chapter 84 First Experience in the Sea
"Alright, enough chit-chat, let's try it out." Senior Ashi pointed to the adjustment device hanging from their waists: "Try holding the adjustment device in your mouth and inhaling."
"Okay." ×2
Lu Nan picked up the regulating device, put it in his mouth, and began to try to inhale.
suck~
Call ~
"How are you feeling?" Senior Shi asked.
"It feels very different, like a golden lion is choking me." Lu Nan looked at the regulating device in his hand, somewhat puzzled.
"What nonsense are you talking about? I just feel like a lot of air flows in when I inhale even slightly." Banami nodded: "It feels very novel."
Senior Ashi laughed: "Right? It feels very different from breathing normally, doesn't it?"
"You need to get used to this feeling, otherwise it might cause suffocation."
Lu Nan's eye twitched: "Isn't that very dangerous?"
Senior Shi patted him on the shoulder: "That's why I'm letting you get to know each other better. Once you get used to this different feeling, there shouldn't be any problems."
"Alright, let's dive into the water and try it out. After all, practice makes perfect."
Lu Nan and Banai exchanged a glance, nodded, and then dived into the water together.
When Lu Nan opened his eyes underwater, he saw the big, dumb cat's face right in front of him.
Whoosh!
Lu Nan stood up and pulled Dai Miao out of the water.
"Boss! It's me, meow!"
"You silly little cat, go play over there first, the boss is studying."
Lu Nan reluctantly coaxed the silly cat to play by itself, then dived into the water and began to try to breathe underwater.
Whoosh!
The two of them stood up together.
"Great job! How does it feel?" Senior Shi gave a thumbs up.
"I feel a little unwell, I can't breathe properly, and there are strange noises in my ears." Banami said, sounding somewhat downcast.
Lu Nan was doing much better, his expression unchanged: "I've almost gotten used to it, it's a very strange feeling."
Senior A-Shi nodded and looked at Hanami: "So why does Hanami find it so difficult? Is there a reason?"
Looking at the shimmering sea, Banami said, "Well, I'm not used to it, and I feel a little insecure. I'm afraid something might happen."
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