Crossover Anime: Miss, please don't do this, I still have a silly cat to raise.

Chapter 106 I really want to be Hanami's dog

"Dai Miao, after this, I might be completely dead in terms of social significance. From now on, you'll have to walk your own path." Lu Nan squatted down and gently stroked Dai Miao's head.

With tears welling up in its eyes, Dai Miao threw itself into Lu Nan's arms: "Waaah! I don't want to! I don't want to leave Boss Miao!"

Lu Nan hugged Dai Miao helplessly and wiped away his tears: "There's nothing we can do, it's all for a better tomorrow, Dai Miao."

Lu Nan stood up and patted Dai Miao's head one last time.

"Alright, let's get ready! Get ready, Iori! Runan!" Senior Ashou shouted, cheering them on.

"Ok!"

"I've already risked everything!"

"one two Three!"

As soon as the three words were uttered, the bouncy ball in Iori's hand was released and flew straight towards Chisa's feet, achieving a perfect bottom bounce and demonstrating excellent results.

Qian Sha's long skirt was lifted up slightly, startling her so much that she immediately bent down to hold it down, and a blush instantly rose on her face.

Only then did Banai realize what had happened. Before her anger could fully show, she heard a familiar voice begin to recite loudly at a very high volume.

"I really want to be Ms. Hanami's dog."

"But when Ms. Banami said she liked cats, I cried."

"I know I'm neither a dog nor a cat, so why am I crying? Because I'm actually a mouse."

With his eyes closed, Lu Nan began to recite the legendary verses aloud with great emotion.

Seeing that her face turned bright red instantly, Banai stared wide-eyed in shock at Lu Nan, as if she couldn't believe that such words would come out of his mouth.

She looked at Lu Nan in horror, trying to signal him to shut up with her eyes, but to her despair, she found that Lu Nan had already closed his eyes. Attacking without defending is the most fatal move.

(This legendary line of poetry comes from a famous meme in the VTuber community: the short essay "I really want to be Miss Jia Ran's dog")

Saint-Germain

"Excellent! Lu Nan! You're full of energy!"

"Iori! That was fantastic! Keep it up, don't embarrass yourself!"

With a wicked grin, Iori threw three more bouncy balls, his accuracy and control of force unmatched!

Chisa clutched her skirt tightly, her expression one of utter pity.

Nana, sitting in the audience, started frantically snapping photos of Chisa at an inhuman speed.

Hamaoka Azusa, holding her phone with a tense expression, started recording a video of Lu Nan. After all, this was a rare embarrassing moment in her life, and she had to preserve it carefully.

Lu Nan's side continues to deal damage!

"I never expected that Ms. Banami would like me. I understand that everyone likes a cute dog or cat that is understanding, resourceful, and good at making money, but no one likes a damp and sick rat."

It's a high-speed divine incantation!!!

Banami couldn't hold back any longer. Her face turned bright red, and she covered her ears tightly, as if that would make it seem like she hadn't heard anything.

"Great ball control, Iori!"

"What a magnificent sight, Lu Nan!"

Reason suddenly returned, and Lu Nan and Yi Zhi stopped together, looking at the group of people standing together in the distance.

Iori glanced at Chisa on stage, whose face was flushed and filled with a deep killing intent, then looked at her seniors beside her: "No, no, didn't we agree that we would all vote together?"

"Because only you can do this, right?" Senior Shi squinted, and the silly cat sitting on his shoulder nodded.

"Just like only Lu Nan could read those things out to Bana without any expression when they met." Kohei said with a look of approval, "You are all strong."

Iori pointed at Lu Nan lying on the ground beside her, her face full of indignation: "He wasn't just expressionless, was he? He's been dead for a while now!"

Senior Shou raised his hand: "I don't think arguing here right now is a good choice, because Chisa and Banami will be coming down soon, and if you and Lunan don't run away soon..."

Iori was startled and, carrying the now dreamless Lu Nan, ran away.

And while he was at it, he also took Daimyo and Kohei with him.

Daimyo and Lunan are definitely going to be together, as for Kohei... using him as a shield might be a good choice if the situation is right.

......

The sound of a metal object scraping against the ground came from the quiet school street.

Chisa dragged her baseball bat around, looking for a familiar figure. Banami was also beside her, her pretty face full of coldness.

Both of them wore expressions of murderous intent.

Lu Nan, the silly cat Iori, and Kohei were hiding in the roadside bushes.

Lu Nan and Iori's faces were covered in cold sweat.

Dai Miao wiped the sweat from the boss's face with a tissue.

"I said, why don't we just go and be tortured directly?" Kohei said helplessly.

"You bastard, don't think this has nothing to do with you. I'll definitely expose you!" Iori said viciously.

"Hey, stay close to the boss, or you'll get taken hostage by Banami later." Lu Nan reassured Dai Miao and then secretly peeked out.

He quickly pulled his head back, and Lu Nan breathed a sigh of relief. What a close call! He almost got seen by Banami.

It seems we've gone far enough; we should be safer now.

"Kouhei, look how much we've sacrificed for the club, can you put in a good word for us?" Lu Nan glanced at Kohei sideways.

Kohei's eye twitched: "If you want me dead, just say so. Are you sure the next second I appear, my legs won't be broken and used to interrogate you two about your whereabouts?"

Suddenly, a rustling sound came from the bushes behind him, and a hand pressed down hard on Kohei's shoulder.

The three of them tensed up. Lu Nan grabbed Dai Miao and prepared to run away on the spot, but Kohei grabbed his ankle tightly. Unable to escape, Lu Nan reached out and grabbed Iori's wrist, who was trying to run away.

"Damn it, Kohei, let go!"

"Don't even think about leaving me here alone! You two scumbags!"

"Don't grab me, Lu Nan! You can all die if you want! I'm going to live!"

But soon they discovered that it wasn't actually Banami and her friends who found them, but another girl.

Iori scratched his head: "I remember you were the corpse-makeup beast from the beauty pageant?"

Kohei's shoulder was still being held, and he said helplessly, "What's wrong?"

"You." Mana, the corpse-makeup beast, suddenly blushed and turned her head, whispering, "Go out with me."

"Huh?" ×3

"You mean...you and me?" Kohei asked, sitting on the ground in disbelief.

"Yeah, do you have any objections?" Aina leaned even closer.

"Wait! I don't even know your name!" Kohei shrank back.

"Yoshihara Aina! A first-year student at Blue Ocean Women's University! Is that alright?"

"Go on to date me!"

Chapter 107: Banami Doesn't Want to Be a Loser (Bonus Chapter Sponsored by Little Turtle God)

"Absolutely not, okay? Have we even exchanged more than three sentences?" Kohei looked exasperated.

"Congratulations, Kohei. I wish you happiness for the rest of your life," Iori said mockingly.

"Yes, Kohei, your happiness has arrived, so be sure to seize it." Lu Nan looked at Kohei with pity while holding the doe cat.

The two prepared to leave this troublesome place.

"Where are you two trying to run to?" Kohei grabbed their shoulders. "You two scumbags, trying to run away with me on your backs?!"

Iori grasped his hand in return: "No, I just feel that the time should be given to the two young people."

Lu Nan nodded: "Yes, now is a good time to cultivate feelings."

Kohei's face twisted in a rage: "Are you two even human, abandoning me and running away in this situation?!"

"That scumbag who just calmly abandoned us has the nerve to talk about me?!"

"Let go! You bastard! What if Banami comes and catches me? Are you going to take the blame for me?!"

"Dumb cat isn't human to begin with, meow."

Yoshihara Aina stared blankly at the group of people in front of her, then lowered her head and sniffed.

"never mind!"

She just ran away.

The three people looked at each other, puzzled: "What happened to her?"

"I do not know."

"Shouldn't Kohei go after her and offer some comfort?"

Suddenly, the seniors walked over from around the corner.

"Oh, you're here."

"What are you doing here? Camping?"

Lu Nan pondered, "How should I put it? It should be... experiencing youth?"

......

"cheers!!!"

"Cheers, meow!!!"

"In the end, it still happened." Lu Nan helplessly raised the wine bottle: "That little guy, Dai Miao, has been kidnapped by the seniors to drink again."

"Don't you even think about what kind of club you joined?" Iori opened the bottle cap and poured the contents into his mouth in a whirlwind.

"If I remember correctly, it should be a diving club, right?" Kohei glanced at the mess inside the room. "Now it looks more like they're diving in alcohol."