Chapter 162 Tia
What is Genshin Impact?
Flat looked at the icon on his phone and asked excitedly, his eyes practically sparkling.
"Good question."
You triggered my trap card!
Xia Jie's eyes changed instantly, her face hardening into a battle expression. She rattled off the prepared lines in her head with a fluency even smoother than Dove chocolate:
"Genshin Impact is a brand-new open-world adventure game independently developed by miHoYo. The game takes place in a fantasy world called 'Teyvat,' where those chosen by the gods are granted 'Visions,' guiding the power of the elements. You will play as a mysterious character called the 'Traveler,' encountering companions with diverse personalities and unique abilities on your free journey. Together, you will defeat powerful enemies, find your lost relatives, and gradually uncover the truth behind 'Genshin Impact.'"
"In short, you can hang out with Jack and Tia in your free time, but not now."
Xia Jie wasn't afraid that Flat would become an uncommunicative original after playing Genshin Impact.
Genshin Impact does have problems; this is an undeniable objective fact.
However, it wouldn't be fair to call it the "root of all evil." One reason it has earned such a polarized reputation is that it was a product of the gradual subspaceification of the internet in the past, which was seeking to reduce its spatiality.
It can only be said that whatever a genius plays, that's the kind of person they become. Playing Genshin Impact will make them a Genshin Impact fan, playing The Last Night's Round Car will make them a Congee Fan, watching Wuxia games will make them a Green Hat Fan, and watching The Insect World will make them a Gu Fan...
Even if he does nothing, he is still a universally disliked and hated figure.
While Flat's thought process is peculiar, he is by no means a genius. Even if he plays all the criticized games, he will only extract the good aspects from them and will not be corrupted by the bad.
“Mr. Xia Jie, do you know about ‘Tia’?” Flat asked in surprise.
It's normal for Mr. Xia Jie to know Jack; he had introduced Jack the Ripper to the other party when exchanging Servant information before.
But he had never mentioned Tia, who was inside him, to Mr. Xia Jie. Now that Tia's existence had been revealed in a single sentence, how could he not be surprised?
After the initial surprise came even greater joy. Even after learning of Tia's existence, he was still willing to be a true friend to him. His participation in this Holy Grail War was absolutely right!
"Of course! Don't underestimate my intelligence network!"
The intelligence expert Jiraiya is back online!
Xia Jie picked up a steaming hot French fry and pointed it at Flatt, whose eyes were shining with joy.
"He is the possibility of a new primate that your ancestors researched and nurtured with their own bloodline."
"As for humans, as the old primates, once Tia comes into the world, the old primates will have to abdicate, which means the destruction of humans."
This is also the second reason why Xia Jie dislikes traditional magicians.
Lacking morality and principles, the more talented one is, the more dangerous they become. A sudden flash of inspiration can trigger a catastrophe that destroys humanity.
If you get involved with the phrase "I love humanity" and become the "King of Lovers," your ability to create hilarious situations will increase exponentially, and you might start a Lovers TV show at any time.
Coincidentally, this Holy Grail War has a self-proclaimed "lover," the goddess Ishtar's Echo.
It was summoned through a chain of bonds after Enkidu and Gilgamesh were gathered together, and it's waiting for Xia Jie to deliver a powerful elbow strike.
"But you don't need to worry."
Seeing that Flatt's expression had turned sour, Xia Jie added:
"As long as you live well, Tia will not come out, and humanity will be safe and sound."
Xia Jie couldn't help but laugh at this point; Faldius was quite a character.
In the original work, the Type-Moon Sun Xiaochuan "Francesca Prellati" went to great lengths to cause trouble, but all he did was show Richard I a video of his idol King Arthur during the Fourth Holy Grail War, hoping to break Richard I's spirits and cause him to collapse.
As a result, Li Guan got excited and gained +30 to his Dao Heart; he had a purely malicious heart but did good deeds.
And what about Faldius?
Your brother, Fa, had a brilliant idea and sent his men to kill the person who shouldn't have collapsed in this Holy Grail War.
Then Tia appeared, Enkidu's human reasoning enhancement buff was triggered, and the two supreme beings fought to the edge of the earth, obliterating the Arctic Ocean.
So it really depends on talent to stir up trouble. Fa Xiaodi's one genuine outpouring of emotion is a feat that even a theoretical genius like Hengfei Ji, like Sun Xiaochuan, could never catch up to in his entire life.
Chapter 163 On the Law, Little Brother
All I can say is that when it comes to causing trouble, Yokohime is an amateur.
"Flatter, I think you need a little bit of power."
Xia Jie looked directly into the blond boy's eyes.
"Your magician skills are indeed strong, and your Servants are not bad either, but you are actually quite fragile."
"If the enemy sends people to snipe you from multiple points, you won't survive."
"Come on, eat it."
Before Flatt could think further, Xia Jie handed over the fries she had picked up earlier.
"Master, take it."
On Flat's wrist, Jack the Ripper, disguised as a watch, spoke in the Master's mind.
Given the distance and the opponent's hand speed, Flatt's life was already in the opponent's hands, so there was no need to make a fuss over something as small as fries.
As a Berserker-class Servant who shouldn't possess reason, Jack the Ripper, born from the legend of Jack the Ripper, is himself "a collection of humanity's insane imagination and fear of Jack the Ripper."
The madness canceled each other out, and your brother Jie directly reversed the extreme, gaining the rationality to communicate normally with his Master.
Two negatives still make a positive.
The technique is still reversed.
Xia Jie felt that the myriad worlds were a massive magical battle.
Only after Flatt had eaten the fries did Xia Jie continue speaking.
"This fry carries a very interesting blessing, which I would call the 'Blessing of the Fries'."
"Okay..."
Xia Jie constructed a "tent" to shield herself from the senses of the others in McDonald's, then pulled out the Glock that she had been hiding under her clothes and pointed the gun at Flat.
"Xia Jie! What are you doing!?"
As a source of unpredictable fear, Jack the Ripper, who can freely change his form, conjures several strong men around the table.
One of them grabbed Xia Jie's wrist, another plate-armored knight used his gauntlet to block the muzzle of his gun, and several others drew their guns and aimed them at Xia Jie and Doubao.
Flatt across the table narrowed his eyes slightly, but instead of flinching, he commanded:
“Mr. Jack, it’s alright. Let him shoot. With Mr. Xia Jie’s strength, he doesn’t need to go through all this trouble to kill me.”
"Ugh."
First came a helpless sigh, then the burly men surrounding the table vanished like phantoms.
"What courage!"
Xia Jie pulled the trigger.
boom! ! !
The bullet flew swiftly from the muzzle, parting the air before Xia Jie's eyes, and gradually flew toward Flatt's forehead as if in slow motion.
Then it slowed down a few centimeters in front of his forehead, slowing down enough that Flatt's dynamic vision was sufficient to see it clearly.
Then, before the eyes of everyone present, the bullet slowly changed color and lengthened, becoming a fragrant French fry.
Then the fries lost momentum and fell down into Flatt's hand.
A little bit of unbridled magic, and a little bit of chaos and harmony, completed the alchemical miracle from bullets to fries.
"real or fake?"
Jack the Ripper was as surprised as if he had seen Gojo Satoru resurrected.
"Wow! Mr. Xia Jie, I want to learn this!"
Flatt carefully held the fries in both hands. To him, Xia Jie's "little gift" held a place in his heart no different from the Holy Grail to a magician.
"I can't teach you right now, but you'll have the opportunity to learn it in seven days."
To be precise, seven days later all of humanity and all life will have this opportunity.
"The protection of fries has the effect of turning any dangerous factors that come near you into delicious fries."
"It works with magic, poison, and bullets."
"How about that? Pretty cool, right?"
Snapped--!
A snap of the fingers.
Before Flat could answer, Xia Jie disappeared from her seat with Doubao.
He'd already finished enjoying the food while talking, and now it was time to show off and run away, lest Flatt come up to him with all sorts of questions.
Back in the hotel suite, Xia Jie lay sprawled on the soft white bed, her eyes glazed over.
Today is still long, what kind of work should I do? Hmm... I've got it!
Let's first take a good look at the situation of this Holy Grail War.
The Fake Holy Grail War in Snowfield City, also known as "Fate/strange Fake", or "fsf" for short.
Unlike previous Holy Grail Wars held in Fuyuki City, Japan, this Holy Grail War involves a process of going from false to real.
First, it was a pseudo-Holy Grail War pieced together from fragments of the Holy Grail.
A normal Holy Grail War can summon seven Servants, but the Pseudo Holy Grail War has a flaw, so it can only summon six, and cannot summon Saber.
The following is a list of pseudo-Servants and their Masters.
Gilgamesh, the King of Heroes, is an Archer-class Servant.
The fifth king of ancient Mesopotamia, the Sumerian city-state, and Uruk, and the protagonist of the oldest epic poem in human history, the Epic of Gilgamesh, is two-thirds a god and one-third a human. He is the "Wedge of Heaven" created by the gods to maintain the relationship between humans and gods.
Gilgamesh has never won a Holy Grail War without suffering a defeat.
It's reminiscent of some invincible novels that are turned into sadistic ones, focusing on the grandfather's stats and the grandson's achievements.
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