Curse Reply: I'm going to fight the Myriad Corpse Immortal, the highest level one!

Then, enthusiastic netizens from the metaverse will photoshop their heads onto bottled mustard sauce, placing them in the Cyber ​​Life Bar and making them the first living legend in Coconut City.

And then, whenever I log into the metaverse, I'm bound to be relentlessly tortured—"Lao Xia, Lao Xia, why is your head so pointy?"

For those crazy guys who are hard to call cyber historians or super paparazzi, who risk being burned by cause and effect, even if they die every frame, even if they die hundreds of thousands of times, they will still film Xia Jie's battle scenes completely and make them available to the world for free.

What? You say the Heavenly Venerable cannot be insulted?

Bah, what a useless mindset!

What? You want to be the top laner for Mongolia?

Haha, count me in!

Groups open instantly, and you can join instantly.

They possess both the gentleness to not mock the weak and the courage to not back down from the strong—this is their way of the internet.

Abbreviated as the online version of Konoha's troublemakers.

If the place where logic was burned hadn't become the benchmark of multiple timelines, and the infinitely differentiated timelines were like a reverse current that would hinder the travel of all the powerful beings below the multiple levels, then that group of online game players and bloodthirsty viewers would have come to watch or even started a massive free-for-all.

How could he possibly read out his last words to Sayer and the Unified Body in peace?

Back to the topic.

Although the Madoka Magica universe and Junji Itō universe have a better tempering effect, the people in those two worlds suffer too much.

Xia Jie felt that once she went in, she would most likely be detained for reasons such as "I am a kind-hearted man and I can't bear to see you suffer."

Just like when he challenged the entire supernatural world with top-level combat power in the world of Sun and Moon in the same mistake, he lost his passion halfway through because he couldn't bear to watch anymore, stopped his powerful challenge, and took the fake world away from the law of cause and effect.

Unlike "Under One Person," domestic society in the 21st century, while not perfect and peaceful in every aspect, is at least moving towards stability.

At least it wasn't like Dongting City, where many non-seekers on the road had Qing Dynasty queues, and every now and then you'd see a starving, emaciated beggar with empty, lifeless eyes.

In addition, the Luo Tian Grand Ritual itself is relatively short, lasting only seven days.

Furthermore, Xia Jie's combat power increases faster and faster. Unlike Kensei Muguruma's "time-type" Zanpakuto, he is truly "not going to waste too much of your time".

Conservatively estimated, it will take no more than a month to go from becoming a mortal to ascending to a cosmic-level destiny.

Therefore, Xia Jie set a one-month time limit, and if a person could not spin the entire universe with one hand within a month, it would be considered a failure of the challenge.

A month later, regardless of the outcome, Xia Jie will use her super powers to "make Under One Person great again!"

That night, at the Hu family residence.

Above the spacious wooden corridor, warm yellow light illuminated six figures.

Using the names from the movie narrator, they are: pink-haired girl "Xia He", glasses guy "Shen Chong", fat monk "Gao Ning", charlatan aunt "Dou Mei", gray-haired youth "Hu Jie", and white-bearded old man "Hu Lin".

"asshole!"

An old man in a black shirt, with white hair and a goatee roared and punched the gray-haired youth to the ground.

"Dad, what right do you have to hit me?!"

"What are you going to do about hitting me? How many times have I told you not to touch my Xia He! You useless piece of trash."

The old man and the young man were none other than Hu Lin and Hu Jie, father and son, from the "Hu Family," a powerful force of supernatural beings.

This father and son are both characters from the original work. They turned against each other due to the influence of the four mad powers of Quanxing: wine, lust, wealth, and anger. In the end, the father bid farewell to the son, who laughed. They are all acquired supernatural beings.

In the order of alcohol, lust, wealth, and anger, the four madmen are Dou Mei, who can soothe people's hearts with her poisonous charm; Xia He, who can arouse people's desires with her bone-scraping knife; Shen Chong, who can lend money at exorbitant interest rates on cultivation; and Gao Ning, who can stir up emotions with his thunderous cannon.

In Xia Jie's eyes, Hu Jie was a spoiled brat controlled by the Four Madmen's superpowers, while the Four Madmen were scum who deserved to die.

Even if Xia He is Zhang Lingyu's sweetheart, has some conscience, and shares the same surname as Xia Jie, Lao Xia would not show mercy out of consideration for human feelings or social obligations.

There is a crime called aiding and abetting evil, and there is an evil called colluding with someone.

I won't go into the petty tricks and evil deeds.

Hu Jie was infatuated with Xia He. In order to obtain the Tongtian Talisman and curry favor with Xia He, he took advantage of the "murder to seize Qi" effect that came with Shen Chong's usury loan and killed three extraordinary people. Xia He should bear part of the blame for this crime, and this cannot be washed away.

We can't just say that these three extraordinary individuals are all just evil people who deserve to die, can we?

However, on the other hand, even Su Nuo, Liao Jiantu, Fang Qinzhi, Ranou, Dangmu, Ban, and Shuai, Mu Suojia, Gan Suomeng, Qia Ba Lei Kun Shan Guo, and Qie Dou Tan Yan Yin Bao, and Qie Huan Gu Ni Chun Zhao, Nao Xin Yu Jiao Ta.

Xia Jie was willing to give the four madmen and the Quanxing organization, whose members were 99% scoundrels, a chance to win the resurrection match after killing them.

Perhaps, just like the battle between Su Tuo and 2.5 Tiao Wu that the forum members imagined before the time travel, there could be a "crazy" battle like He Tuo versus 2.5 Gen Sheng.

While pondering, having already learned from the classic tale of transforming into a mortal in old-fashioned cultivation novels, Xia Jie stored the power of the multiverse in her heart, and transformed into an ordinary person. She leaped over the courtyard wall and climbed into the Hu family's mansion.

So, amidst the escalating argument between Hu Jie and his son, the unfamiliar footsteps of a seventh person rang out in the ears of the four madmen of Quanxing and Hu Jie and his son.

"Hey everyone, are you arguing? The moon's really nice tonight. How about a thrilling and exciting real-life PUBG battle royale with me, a super ordinary person who just enjoys it for fun?"

Chapter 101 A Mortal, This Common Man

Dongxiang Village, Hulin Mansion.

In the wooden corridor.

"Who the hell has the guts to break into Dongxiang Village at night?"

Upon hearing unfamiliar voices, Hu Lin, who was kicking his son hard, stopped and stared fiercely in the direction from which the voices came, his eyes contorted like those of a mad dog.

“My name is Xia Jie. I’m very unhappy to meet you, but I’m very happy to kill you.”

Xia Jie, dressed in a classic programmer's plaid shirt, slowly emerged from the shadows of the courtyard outside the corridor.

He adjusted his eyeballs with the precision of adjusting a microscope, clearly seeing the bloodshot veins in the white-bearded Hu Lin's eyes and the drool unconsciously dripping from the corner of his mouth.

This somewhat powerful old eccentric has shown signs of becoming like a mad dog under the influence of Lei Yanpao Gao Ning's Twelve Labors Formation, which manipulates emotions.

"Completely unable to sense the presence of Qi, an ordinary person? Or a master?"

Shen Chong pushed up his glasses and frowned.

This man strolled into Hu Lin's residence late at night with a leisurely air. He wasn't afraid of the six of them and even boasted that he would kill them. He was clearly no good person.

But as for being a master of the Quanxing Sect, he had absolutely no recollection of such a person.

Could it be some insane serial killer who didn't run away when he saw that they outnumbered him? Maybe he even got hold of guns?

"Wow, what a handsome young man! Want to play a game with me?"

Xia He lightly touched her lips with her index finger and gave Xia Jie a flirtatious wink.

"Xia He, one of the Four Madmen of Quanxing, has the ability to heal muscles, and its effect is the poison of lust."

"His abilities are quite strong, but his temperament is subservient; overall, he's an NPC."

"Someone like you, who has no self-purity, a little conscience but really only a tiny bit, could only be liked by a pure-hearted bastard like Zhang Lingyu."

"With the way you entertain everyone, if it weren't for my amazing intelligence network, I wouldn't even know you're a devoted lover. I admire you for being a hypocrite."

As an intelligence expert, Xia Jie could instantly open up any person's mind. With a series of persuasive words delivered at lightning speed, she completely broke down Xia He's defenses as she was striking poses.

Lust is a scalpel that scrapes the bone, and Xia Jie feels that the truth is also a sharp knife.

What do you know about me?

Xia He clenched her fists and roared.

"I'm getting anxious."

I'm going to kill you!

"Look, you're in a hurry again."

Xia Jie continued to use Chinese as a tool for emotional manipulation, and its effect on provoking Xia He was even better than the Twelve Labors Formation.

This is normal, after all, a good Twelve Labors Emotional Array is no worse than the rhetoric of netizens.

Some forum members went to the Mysterious Cave and found that the Provocateur's potion melted in their mouths, as smooth and silky as Dove chocolate.

It will probably disappear faster than a teacher's teaching certificate being revoked if they are caught having a romantic relationship with a student.

"Xia He, calm down!"

With a large belly, round face, long earlobes, a reddish-brown rosary around her neck, a yellow robe draped over her shoulders, and her chest and belly exposed, Gao Ning, who was usually all smiles, now had a serious look in her eyes.

"Something's wrong with this guy! My Twelve Labors of Passion Formation isn't working on him!"

"My Qi is too."

Dou Mei added.

"I could clearly feel that the other person's twelve meridians were as fragile as those of an ordinary person who had never cultivated, and could be easily bent or disordered, but the other person's emotions were completely unaffected, their breathing was steady, and their corresponding organs were probably not injured."

Gao Ning nervously watched Xia Jie, who stood leisurely and quietly as if waiting for him to finish explaining, and quickly said:

"In my perception of the formation, this person is completely an ordinary person, but there's absolutely no way he could be an ordinary person!"

"Whether it is a child, an ordinary person, or a master with extraordinary abilities, the strength of the meridians can be broken, from a toothpick to a wire, no matter how strong they are."

"But he is different. His twelve meridians are soft, both soft and elastic, like an unbreakable rubber band."

"Yes, I feel the same way. This gentleman's heart is sometimes as heavy as a mountain, and sometimes as unpredictable as the wind. It can never be soothed."

"Upon closer examination, it may be an 'emptiness' that is invisible and intangible, yet completely without flaws. This Mr. Xia may have a very deep understanding of the path of meditation."

Dou Mei added.

"Are you finished?"

Xia Jie watched as the four madmen slowly distanced themselves from each other during their conversation, and Hu Jie and his son, who were fiercely protective of He and ready to pounce and tear him apart at any moment, and continued to speak with great interest.

"It's amazing that you guys were able to deliver my intelligence so fluently even when you were on edge. It was just a bit long. If it were a different enemy, they wouldn't have given you such a long time to give your last words."

Indeed, ordinary people should have already succumbed to the power of the Four Madmen, since even Lu Jin, one of the Ten Elders, might have been overwhelmed by it.

But who is Xia Jie? Under the protection of the space, apart from the most ordinary "normal communication", no force can directly interfere with Xia Jie's mind.

Gao Yu's Superman Technique was ineffective, Tian Yuan's Two Realms Mandala Domain was ineffective, and Sayer's Iteration Tree was also ineffective.

This is absolute protection.

This time, however, Xia Jie did not rely on the passive protection of the challenge space.

As is well known, with the help of the space, Xia Jie can integrate into the worldview of each world she travels through and gain the ability to cultivate the system of that world.

So, what should Xia Jie, as an ordinary human in the world of Under One Person, possess?