A Guide to Surviving the Mysterious Dungeon and the Twelve Talismans

[Multifunctional Experience Device]: Proudly produced by Tianren Medical Equipment Group.

Effect: A special item that can perform a comprehensive physical examination on beings of the fifth rank and below.

Note: This item is bound and can only be used within the First Ghostly Hospital.

The nurse turned on the machine, then took something that looked like a scanner and scanned the strange creature from head to toe.

Once the scanning was complete, the reports were printed out one by one.

The nurse took the printed form, handed it to Zhou An, and then pushed the machine away.

Zhou An immediately glanced at the examination report.

Almost everything is normal.

However, something was found wrong in the heart area.

A shadow appeared over the heart area.

The report also includes charts, which are very clear.

And its faint outline vaguely resembled that of an insect.

Looking at the diagnosis and treatment information below this report, it appears that a parasitic worm is suspected to be infesting the patient's heart.

[It is recommended to arrange for immediate hospitalization, followed by parasite removal surgery. The estimated cost of the surgery is 15 Soul Coins.]

If not removed within three days, it will burst out of the body, devouring the host and causing death.

"How are you? How are you? Doctor, I think I'm alright, right?" Wei Yi asked hurriedly.

Zhou An shook his head: "Brother, you're in big trouble. Everything else is fine, but you have a heart problem. You should take a look."

Zhou An handed the report to the strange creature for review.

To be honest, Zhou An's horse talisman can be effective against external injuries, internal injuries, and even contamination.

However, even if Zhou An applied the power of the talisman to the strange creature's body, it would still be ineffective against parasites.

"This...how is this possible? How could it be a parasitic worm?"

"So I was just parasitized and didn't awaken any special abilities?" The eerie face was filled with horror, which then turned into extreme disappointment.

"Yes, you haven't awakened any special abilities. Do you need surgery?"

"Three days, at most three days. If you don't have surgery soon, the parasitic worms will burst out of your body and completely drain you," Zhou An said calmly.

"Of course we need surgery, but it's too expensive, it costs 150,000."

"Can you make it cheaper? Ten thousand yuan?" Wei Yi asked cautiously.

Upon hearing this, Zhou An shook his head: "I'm just a doctor. The hospital sets a price, and that's the price."

"But I don't have that much money. All I have left is ten thousand yuan." Wei Yi was on the verge of tears.

"It's alright, our hospital offers medical loans. Would you like to learn more? With your fourth-tier strength, you have a medical credit limit of 400,000," Zhou An said with a smile.

He didn't really care about commissions or anything like that, since he currently had a full ten-figure amount of soul currency.

All he wanted was a spot for treatment, plus that "outstanding employee" award.

However, he still doesn't know the details of this outstanding employee.

"Medical loan? A limit of 400,000? Really?" Gu Yi's eyes lit up.

"I want to know more," Wei Yi said quickly.

Who wouldn't want to live if they could?

Zhou An immediately pressed the call bell again.

A short while later, the nurse from before came over.

"Dr. Zhou," the eerie nurse called out.

“This man needs surgery, which will cost 150,000 yuan. He doesn’t have the money and needs a loan. Please explain this to him,” Zhou An said in a deep voice.

Upon hearing this, the eerie nurse's eyes lit up, and her icy face instantly became as warm as the spring sunshine.

In fact, as a doctor, he handles all these things himself.

But he's an intern, so it's different; he doesn't have much authority.

Even if it's a profit-sharing arrangement, I can only get 3%, the other 2% goes to the nurses.

"Dr. Zhou, it seems you've already met a big client on your first day at work." The eerie nurse gave Zhou An a sweet smile.

She then looked at the patient and began to speak directly with him.

Zhou An, who was listening from the side, was completely stunned.

Loans can be extended for up to three years and require a standard contract, with the other party's body and soul as collateral.

The interest rate is very high, reaching 30%, but it doesn't compound; the interest rate is exactly what it should be.

However, what caught Zhou An's attention was that this strange creature actually looked delighted.

"Only 30%? I'd heard that hospital loan interest rates were low, but I didn't expect them to be this low."

“If you go outside to get a loan, you’d have to pay at least 50%, and you’d get a 10% discount right off the deposit.” The strange patient was overjoyed.

"Alright, I'll take out a loan of 150,000." Wei Yi simply waved his hand and approved the loan.

"Sir, I suggest you take out a loan of 200,000."

"The extra 50,000 yuan needs to be used for nutrition expenses. You also need to recover from your injuries and regain your strength as soon as possible so that you can earn money to repay the loan."

"Otherwise, when the loan expires, you'll be taken away by our hospital," the eerie nurse said softly.

After a moment of contemplation, he nodded and said, "That's right, let's take out a loan of 200,000."

Upon hearing this, the strange nurse was overjoyed and immediately produced a standard contract.

The loan agreement was signed in about fifteen minutes.

Three minutes after the signing was completed, two nurses came and simply pushed the strange hospital bed away.

"They're leaving already?" Zhou An was also somewhat surprised.

"The loan agreement has already been signed, so I went straight to the surgery."

"Dr. Zhou, thank you so much for today. I'll get 2% of this loan, which is a full four thousand soul coins." The eerie nurse was overjoyed.

Four thousand soul coins, while her monthly salary is only three thousand yuan.

"Nurse Liu, no need to thank me, it's all I should do," Zhou An said with a faint smile, glancing at the name tag on her chest.

Seeing that the other person was in high spirits, Zhou An started chatting with him.

At the same time, by emphasizing the outstanding employees, they ultimately achieved the results they desired.

Want to be an outstanding employee? It's simple: just be among the top three performers of the month.

What is performance? It is the total amount of medical expenses incurred by the patients under your management in the hospital.

For example, Zhou An had a patient today whose surgery cost a whopping 150,000, which is a sales record of 150,000 soul coins.

Adding the loan of 200,000, that's a performance of 350,000.

However, today is May 24th, and there is only about a week left until the end of the month.

It's virtually impossible to outperform other emergency room doctors in terms of performance within about a week.

"Let me tell you, in our department, Director Wang almost always holds the top spot, earning at least three million every month."

"The remaining two are mainly Dr. An and Dr. Zhao, and their salaries are mostly around one million."

"Unfortunately, the emergency department rarely sees patients with high treatment costs. Your case today is already quite rare."

"You need to be careful too. Those doctors will be furious if they find out," Liu Jing said, then swayed away.

Zhou An stroked his chin thoughtfully.

Just then, Director Wang arrived.

"You're lucky, kid. You got such a big order on your very first customer." Director Wang looked at Zhou An with a face full of surprise.

"It's all thanks to the director's help. If you hadn't asked me to treat him, I probably wouldn't have met him," Zhou An said with a smile.

"Alright, stop talking nonsense. I'm the one who introduced this person to you."

"Give me half of your three percent commission," Director Wang said, waving his hand.

Upon hearing this, Zhou An's expression immediately froze.

Good grief, is this something that can be said outright?

"Of course, of course, but I don't have that much money on me. I'll definitely give it to you when it's paid out," Zhou An said quickly.

"Well, we don't need you here for now. Go to the outpatient clinic and see patients." Director Wang nodded in satisfaction.

Seeing this, Zhou An didn't say anything more and went straight to the clinic.

The emergency department also has an outpatient clinic, which is specifically used to treat minor injuries and pains.

Chapter 141 First Place in the Curse Department, Outstanding Employee of the Entire Hospital

Zhou An arrived at the outpatient clinic.

A strange doctor is treating a strange person.

"I see. But you've come to the wrong emergency room."

"Go to the surgery department; they can cut open your abdomen and remove your eyes."

"I'll transfer you to the surgery department right away," the strange doctor said.

"Okay... okay, doctor. I need to have surgery immediately, otherwise it will be a problem if my eyeball is digested." The strange creature, missing an eyeball, said anxiously.

"Don't worry, I've expedited your procedure. You can have the surgery as soon as you get there," the eerie doctor reassured him.

"Thank you, thank you, doctor." The strange patient immediately left, expressing his gratitude profusely with the prescription.

"You are... the new intern?" The strange doctor noticed Zhou An at this moment and looked him up and down.

"Yes, Director Wang asked me to see patients at the outpatient clinic." Zhou An nodded.