My Anime Girlfriends

My Anime Girlfriends

Author: The Weeping Immortal

Summary:

Having forged an identity to become an ordinary college student, just as I was about to live a normal life, I encountered the god who had initially transported me to another world and granted me immortality. He told me that as compensation, he could send me to different dimensions to travel and fall in love with any woman there. However, since I was immortal, it would be best if I also found immortal women, as he could send me to other worlds at any time.

Chapter 1 Immortality

"Why is it gone again?"

"Another week to wait? How boring. Oh well, I have plenty of time anyway," I muttered to myself, looking at the completed novel and the series of comics. It seems reading too fast isn't a good thing after all. Now I can watch anime at three times the speed without feeling overwhelmed, and while I'm not a lightning-fast reader, I'm close. The same goes for comics. Because of this, I read relatively quickly, but good books are becoming increasingly scarce, so I don't read many books or comics anymore, making time pass incredibly slowly.

I leaned back on the sofa, glanced at the time, and couldn't help but sigh, "Sigh, it's time to study again!"

Yesterday I made an appointment with Mr. Smith to learn about butler skills from him. Mr. Smith is a famous British butler trainer. He used to be a butler, but he retired due to old age, and then he began training butlers. Now, I am learning from him, and in addition, I am also learning British aristocratic etiquette from him.

As for why I'm learning these tedious things from him, it's probably because I'm incredibly bored. I have so much time, more than I could ever use. Perhaps that's why I'm learning these tedious things—partly to pass the time, and partly to enrich myself.

I'm someone who wants to die but can't. Why do I say that? Because… I'm a time traveler. I was originally an ordinary person, and a very unlucky one at that. Then one day, while walking down the street, before I could even react, I was crushed to death by a signboard falling from a rooftop. That's fine, it's my fate! But how did I end up time-traveling, and to the chaotic Three Kingdoms period at that?

Fortunately, I was born in a remote mountainous area. Although we made a living by hunting, there was no trouble of war. Perhaps because I am a transmigrator, I am very strong. Although I am not superhuman, I can still lift a heavy stone weighing thousands of pounds. Thus, my hunting skills can be considered first-rate. Since I have no ambition to conquer the world, I have stayed in the mountains, preparing to spend the rest of my time there.

But after I met a certain 'person', everything changed. I became immortal and ageless. After that, I could only watch helplessly as my parents died before my eyes.

The so-called 'immortality' means that no matter what kind of injury I suffer, I will quickly recover to my original state, even if I lose an arm or a leg. It feels like the character "Wu" in the comic "Three-Eyed" that I read in my previous life. Apart from being immortal, my physical attributes haven't changed much from before.

However, I have been practicing the technique that 'person' left me, but the progress has been slow or not significant. Although this technique has been changing my physical attributes and strengthening my body, including my strength, speed, reaction time, and five senses.

I've been diligently cultivating, but my progress is slower than a snail's pace. So, I decided to leave the mountain to seek a master. Outside lies the chaotic Three Kingdoms world, rife with warlords and fierce generals. Not long after I left, I was killed by a band of powerful bandits. (Immortal: Hey, don't joke around! How am I supposed to write if you die?! Master: Ah… I'm sorry, I wasn't clear…) Yes, I was killed, pierced by dozens of arrows. An ordinary person… no… anyone who's human would be long gone. But am I still human? I don't know. I only know that after I wake up, I'll be completely recovered, without a scratch.

Later, after much effort, I found a powerful martial arts master (let's call him that for now). Upon seeing me, he declared I was destined for greatness and insisted on taking me as his disciple. I happily accepted his offer, but six months later, he said to me with tears in his eyes (I don't know if he was faking it), "It seems we are destined to be apart. From now on, you are no longer my disciple!" Then he turned and left. During those six months, the martial arts he taught me, aside from external techniques, were completely ineffective at internal cultivation, even though the technique was called "Overlord's Technique," considered one of the world's top internal cultivation methods.

Later, I met the most famous immortal in the Three Kingdoms period... Zuo Ci! I immediately asked him why my cultivation method was so slow and showed him my method. However, after looking at my cultivation method, he replied, "Young friend, you are a celestial being, and I cannot answer your question."

His answer frustrated me for a long time, because it meant I had to go back and continue my cultivation. Although my cultivation was very slow, I could enter a meditative state for ten days to half a month at a time, and as my cultivation level increased, the time became even longer. But every time I woke up, I was starving, though this wasn't a problem, because while I felt hungry, I wouldn't die. When I was really bored, I would go down the mountain to wander. But one time, I encountered a group of bandits robbing and killing people and easily killed them. That's when I knew I had improved a lot. After that, I began challenging martial artists in the martial arts world, from the lowest ranks all the way up to the so-called three grandmasters of the time, and I never lost. In this way, I created a martial arts legend, and I also learned many techniques and methods of using power, which made me very happy.

Then I began a life of training and challenges, but I never expected that this would give rise to a legend in the martial arts world: every thirty years, a young man would emerge to challenge all the martial arts masters, and this young man would be the heir of a mysterious family—a family that had secluded itself from the world since a previous dynasty or even earlier, sending a successor out to gain experience every thirty years. But this legend didn't last long, because I felt there was no longer any need for me to go into the martial arts world.

Out of sheer boredom, I began to travel far and wide. After traversing famous mountains and rivers, I finally found cultivators like the immortal Zuo Ci, and began to interact and learn from them. Although I suffered many setbacks, I finally understood what I was cultivating. I was practicing an unnamed cultivation technique, and this technique was precisely for someone like me—arguably the most suitable technique for me. The technique was divided into four levels from lowest to highest: Human, Earth, Heaven, and God. Each level had three layers, and each layer had three stages: early, middle, and great success. It was similar to how cultivators in Taoism were divided into Foundation Establishment, Enlightenment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Out-of-Body, Spirit Division, Body Integration, Tribulation Transcending, and Mahayana stages. My Human-level great success was like the great success of the Golden Core stage in Taoism, and the Earth-level great success was like the great success of the Tribulation Transcending stage, both requiring tribulation. The Heaven stage was the realm after great success, and the God stage, needless to say, was the realm after becoming a god. But I've cultivated for nearly 300 years and I'm only at the middle stage of the third level of the Human Realm. I don't know when I'll reach the Earth Realm.

Whether it was good or bad luck, after understanding my purpose in cultivating, I was preparing to focus solely on cultivation when I encountered a fleeing cultivator. He was severely injured, and after rescuing him and bringing him back to my location, I finally learned of his ordeal. He had also been poisoned by a drug that eroded his nascent soul. Because I had saved him, and seeing that I meant him no harm, he entrusted me with his cultivation techniques and everything else. The techniques included his sect's supreme immortal techniques, the "Water Spirit Immortal Technique" and the "Fire Spirit Immortal Technique," as well as his Qiankun Ring, immortal sword, and other magical treasures. Soon after, he died from his injuries, and I learned that his immortal sword was the reason he was ambushed. Later, I secluded myself to cultivate. After an unknown amount of time, I encountered another group of cultivators. However, when they asked me which sect I belonged to, and I replied that I belonged to no sect, they began to attack me… and relentlessly pursued me. Finally, although I had reached the early stage of the second level of the Earth Realm (equivalent to the mid-stage of the Nascent Soul Realm), my physical body was still destroyed by a guy named "Bi Chunzi." Although he didn't gain any advantage either, his body was destroyed by my dying counterattack. The place where we fought was a primeval forest, so there was no human habitation, and I slowly recovered my body there. Because my body was reduced to molecules by "Bi Chunzi," it took me nearly a hundred years just to recover. After my body recovered, I still had to recover my cultivation and cultivate for an unknown amount of time, and my cultivation reached the great completion of the second level of the Earth Realm (equivalent to the early stage of the Integration Realm). After I made several magic weapons using the weapon-refining techniques I learned from the "Fire Spirit Immortal Technique" (the originals were destroyed, and I only had the Qiankun Ring and that immortal sword left), I felt that I should go out and see the world. When I flew above the city (learned from the "Water Spirit Immortal Technique" and the "Fire Spirit Immortal Technique") and saw the familiar skyscrapers, I made the decision to go out and live among people.

Using my magic, I entered the SH City police station and established my current identity: a 21-year-old graduate of SHFD University (because I've always looked like I was 18). I lost both my parents at a young age and lived with my grandfather, who recently passed away from illness. To acquire this identity, I used my magic to travel to several places and forcibly insert memories about myself.

I'm currently learning about butler skills from Mr. Smith. He keeps praising me as a genius, and he even used his authority (in the butler industry) to get me an intermediate all-around butler certificate, which touched me deeply.

After saying goodbye to Mr. Smith, I returned to my room. The layout of the room revealed the owner's taste. I took off my coat and looked at the person in the mirror: long bangs, an above-average face with very fair skin, and a well-proportioned, muscular physique that gave a strong yet balanced impression—not at all like a pretty boy. Looking at all this, I felt a sense of unreality. Suddenly, a voice came from behind me: "Looks like you're living quite well?"

Chapter 2 Compensation for You

I immediately turned around, staring at the 'person' before me with disbelief, for he was the very one who had granted me immortality (if he could even be considered human). I would never forget his face. I exclaimed, "It's you! How did you get here? Who are you? Why did you grant me immortality?"

Upon hearing this, he immediately said, "That's not something a servant should say to his master!"

"What?! What's going on?" I couldn't help but shout.

"No need to rush, let me tell you slowly!" he said with a slight smile after I finished speaking.

"kindness?"

"Gods, that's what you humans call us, except I'm not an ordinary god."

"A god? Not an ordinary god? Hmph... what's so special about you?"

"The term 'ordinary' refers to the fact that they were originally an ordinary race, but through cultivation they gradually became gods. These gods do not have any special abilities or skills."

"Like cultivators?" I asked.

"Yes, that's one way to understand it, but their achievements are limited."

"limited?"

"Yes, they will never reach the pinnacle!"

Are they all like that?

"No, there is a race that is not. Although they are very weak, they possess the blood of the dragon race, and they are fully capable of growing to the very top! That is you Chinese who call yourselves descendants of the dragon."

Hearing him say that, I couldn't help but ask, "So, are you one too?"

"It's a pity I'm not, because my race was born at the same time as the ancient dragons. Our race possesses the innate ability to traverse dimensions and time at will, and to master the manipulation of space, making our position irreplaceable." He smiled slightly and continued, "However, while the dragons are powerful, there are only a handful of them. Therefore, we made an agreement with them: we would create a race that possesses the dragons' ability to freely utilize external forces regardless of space and dimensions. After countless failures, we finally succeeded, and that race is yours. But… because you are born with the talent to use these two abilities, no matter how hard we try, we cannot bestow upon you greater power. Therefore, you can only cultivate step by step, breaking through dimensional space time and time again to become gods."

"Is this the ultimate goal of cultivation?" I wondered to myself.

He suddenly spoke up, "That's right! This is the ultimate goal of cultivation!"

"Huh?" I asked, puzzled, after hearing his words.

"As you think, that is the ultimate goal of cultivation, which is why I gave you the cultivation method that is most suitable for you."

"Why is this the most suitable cultivation technique for me?" I couldn't help but ask as soon as I heard him say that, thinking about my cultivation speed.

"Because you have an immortal body, that technique is most suitable for someone like you."

"You mean I'm not the only one like us? Where are we?" I asked eagerly.

He maintained his smile and slowly said, "I don't know."

A bead of sweat immediately appeared on my forehead, and then I heard him say, "Because all my people have disappeared."

"Really? You can't find it?" I asked immediately, puzzled.

He smiled and said, "I can't help it. My people don't want me to find them, and I can't find them either!"

"Oh, I see," I said with a look of sudden realization, while thinking to myself, "Why did something feel off since earlier?"

"Is something wrong?"

I habitually replied, "Um...it's nothing, I just felt...huh? How did you know what I was thinking?"

"Oh, this? I can do it when you become immortal. But don't worry, I won't look into your mind casually. But we're too close right now, so I can hear you even if I don't do it."

"Ah! How do you know if someone is far away?" I asked in surprise.

"The farthest distance you know is probably one hundred million light-years!" he replied calmly.

"Oh, I see. Then I'll release... what? A hundred million light-years... Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Don't be so angry. A hundred million light-years may be a long distance for you, but it is a very short distance for someone like me!"

Hearing him say that, I suppressed my anger and looked at him, asking, "By the way, what kind of cultivation technique did you leave me? Why is my progress in cultivating it so slow?"

“That’s because you are my ‘nothingness’,” he said.

What does "I am your 'nothing'" mean?

"No way! I used all the knowledge you have to say that!"

"Then please explain!"

"Oh, so you didn't read that book?"

What book is it?

"It's that comic book called 'The Three-Eyed.' It features a race called the Moogaro, who have a third eye on their foreheads. They are beautiful, immortal monsters. Once in their long lives, they can absorb a human's 'life' into their own body. The person whose 'life' is absorbed becomes 'nothingness,' and they have a 'nothingness' mark on their forehead. They are also immortal and live and die together with the three-eyed monster."

"You mean I'm like 'Nothingness' from the comics, sharing life and death with you?" I couldn't help but ask when I heard him say this.

"It's not just like, it is *it*, it's just that you're on a higher level! (To me, it sounds like you're treated like merchandise.)"

"why?"

"Because the three-eyed Moogalo race was merely a flawed creation of us and the ancient dragons, although they possessed talents that humans lacked, their growth rate was too low, making it difficult for them to achieve anything significant. So, we created humans afterward. Humans weren't initially good, so we used the bodies of the three-eyed Moogalo race as a blueprint for human evolution. Oh, and because we unintentionally created too many spatial dimensions during creation, we assigned some better-evolved or more complete 'human' races to rule them and guide them in finding the perfect path of evolution. But those guys not only refused to do what we assigned them but also restricted human evolution. However, they probably feared our punishment, so they gave humans another way of evolution, greatly limiting the limits of evolution!" He paused here.

"What exactly is it?" I asked hastily.

"Idiot, it's all about using tools. Originally, tools were only a small part of evolution, but now, what can you humans do without them?" he said angrily.

"By the way, why did you choose me to be your 'nothingness'?" I asked.

"That's because you possess a tiny bit of spatial power. When I saw you, I was initially surprised, thinking your physical body was too weak. So I checked your memories and learned that your power arose from your so-called transmigration, a tiny bit that your soul picked up during that journey. I thought you had potential, but I was afraid you'd die from being too weak, so I transformed you into my 'Nothingness' and gave you the cultivation method for 'Nothingness' before leaving. I wandered around outside for a while and then came back to see you. (Wandered around for a while, oh my god, I wish I had your 'spare time'!)"

"What! The correct cultivation method! My cultivation level is as slow as a snail's crawl, and this is still the correct method? I only got my current cultivation level after dying several times, are you sure you're not mistaken?" I asked loudly again.

"No, although it's slow, it's a technique I created based on the strength of your physical body, so it's perfect for you. Besides, this technique will rapidly increase your cultivation level after you 'die' once. You're not afraid of dying, are you? Don't worry, you won't die as long as I'm still alive." He said in a tone full of doubt.

"So, God, how can I be said to have 'died' once?"

"In your words, it's like your power will greatly increase after you recover from being reduced to a molecular state (you try being reduced to a molecular state and see for yourself)."

"Damn it, you might as well not say anything. With my skills, who on Earth could kill me? My physical strength is so great, why would I be stupid enough to walk right into someone's hands and get killed?"

“That’s right, that’s a good idea. Haven’t you noticed that as long as you don’t use your internal energy, your physical body is only 3 to 4 times stronger than an ordinary person’s? That’s the reason. That way, as long as you don’t use your internal energy, others can easily kill you, right?” he said with a smile.

"You're still talking nonsense. Who has a deep grudge against me? Just kill them! Why did you have to beat me to a pulp?"

"That's true, so what do you suggest we do?" he asked.

"What else can I do?" I paused here, and then continued: "Why don't you turn me back to normal and let me live the rest of my life in an ordinary way, okay?"

"It's impossible. Turning you into something like 'nothingness' is a once-in-a-lifetime event in my life, so it's impossible for you to go back to your original state."

"Can you make it up to me? You know, I've been learning all sorts of things to kill time, but learning anything is easy. I only need to spend a few times as much time as others to learn it. I'm not worried about not having enough time, but I'm afraid of having too much time," I pleaded.

"Okay, I see something interesting in your head, alright! I'll make it up to you..."

Chapter 3 Butler Dong Tian

"I'll make it up to you. I can use my clan's abilities to send you to different dimensions, but if I tell you to leave a dimension, you have to leave. I don't want to change any dimension too much because of you. I'll arrange a suitable identity for you in each dimension, and to make your identity appropriate, I'll change your physical form. Oh, and you can find a woman you love, but preferably someone immortal, otherwise you'll be hurt deeply. Although I can prevent you from loving any woman, I won't, because your life and feelings are your own to decide. Love if you want to. Go in peace. (I feel like you're giving me my last instructions.)"

These were the last words I heard in this world, because the next moment I had already traveled through time, and without my preparation.

In a forest somewhere in China, I crawled out of what looked like a crater caused by a meteorite impact, sat down on the ground, and started cursing, "You stupid god, I XXXXXX!" Just as I was getting into the swing of things, that guy's voice suddenly echoed in my mind: "Hey, stop cursing me. I can sense it. You should take a look at your own situation. By the way, I've already imprinted your identity in your mind. Take a good look at it. Don't try to use any other identity, or I'll get angry, and the consequences of my anger are severe. That's all, BAY..."

After I calmed down, I looked around. It was a forest, and because of the commotion earlier, it was very quiet. After observing carefully, I started to feel something was off, so I instinctively touched my forehead.

"Ah...!" A scream echoed through the forest, causing all the animals within a ten-mile radius of me to scatter in panic.

After I stopped screaming, I ran my hands over my body and finally got the answer: my body had shrunk. I immediately scanned my body with my spiritual sense and found that my body hadn't changed much, except that I was shorter. I used to be 1.83 meters tall, but now I was about 1.7 meters tall, roughly the height I was when I was 14 or 15. Then I checked the information left in my mind. After reading it, I made a classic hand gesture towards the sky. So, the identity that guy had assigned me was a butler. A butler it is, but I'm not an ordinary butler; I'm the most powerful butler in the underworld.

The 'underworld' is a world of people with abilities that ordinary people don't possess, such as those with superpowers, ancient martial arts practitioners, Western vampires, werewolves, and so on. I am a butler, and in the underworld where strength reigns supreme, I am one of the few who stand at the top of the power ladder at a young age. Because when I first started out, at only 14 years old, I killed all the high-ranking officers or higher-ranking members of the Japanese Mafia, one of the world's largest mafia groups at the time, to seek justice for a young woman who had been persecuted by the largest gang in Japan. (Lord: God, I feel like I just arrived. When did I do this? Although I really wanted to. God: I don't know if the immortals instructed me to arrange it.)